funny girl sex guide

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 3 Things Turning Me On Right Now

At nearly 35 years old, with about that many notches in my belt, you would think I’d have all my sexual interests figured out by now. But I’m actually happy…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Reasons Your Period Might Be Late (Besides Pregnancy)

I’ve been having pregnancy scares since before I even started having sex. This is either a reflection of the quality of sex education in California during the early-‘90s or a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)

Oh yeah, there’s more where that came from! Last week, I showed you five selections from my bountiful collection of sex toys, including the amazing G-Vibe and the less impressive…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)

One of the perks of working at The Frisky for the last six-plus years is that a lot of people, specifically a lot of strangers working at sex toy companies…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: How To Watch Porn

A guide to watching porn? I know what you’re thinking. Amelia, I’m pretty sure that all I need to watch porn are my eyes and a finger to press play.

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: How Not To Neglect The Titties

Breasts, boobs, tits, tatas, jugs, melons, knockers, rack — there are about as many nicknames as there are ways to show your appreciation for our golden globes. In the immortal…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Things Men Say To Impress Women (That Really Don’t Work)

When it comes to dating, we all do silly things to impress the object of our affection. Women may spritz and slather a variety of chemical substances on their bodies,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 2!)

Last week on Funny Girl Sex Guide, I discussed four different dick-sucking techniques you maybe haven’t heard of, but should consider giving a shot. And there’s more where that came…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 1!)

Remember how last week I said that I suck dick like it’s the last Talenti Salted Caramel Ice Cream Bar on Earth? It’s true. I just hate to live up…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: What Women Want In Bed But Might Be Afraid To Ask For

These days, I may be the queen of TMI, but I wasn’t always so comfortable talking about sex, let alone asking for what I wanted in bed. In the last…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 5 Underrated Sex Acts Worth Giving Another Shot

I’m a pretty open-minded chick and the last few months have involved quite a bit of open-legged-ness as well. This sort of slutty period in my life has been both…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Signs He’ll Suck In The Sack

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could ascertain whether someone will suck in the sack before, you know, having sex with them? That’s where I come in! Hindsight is 20/20,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Dudes, I Know You Stole That Move From Porn (NSFWish)

Dudes, who do you think you’re foolin’? I know when I’ve unwittingly been cast in your personal porno fantasy, in which you’re Manuel Ferrara and I’m that chick who won’t…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Types Of Dirty Talkers

I love dirty talk. I LOVE IT. All of it, even bad dirty talk because bad dirty talk, while awkward in the moment, is funny as hell later. And good dirty…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Lessons Learned From One-Night Stands

I’m sure this will come as a shock, but I’ve been around the block a few times. I’ve had a handful of serious relationships, a few regular fuck buddies over…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Bad Sex Etiquette

Perfectly good sex can be ruined by really bad manners. There is an unwritten code of sex conduct, follow it, and your partner will likely be a repeat customer, break…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Sex Compliments!

There’s no easier way to make the person you’re bedding feel awesome like a well-timed, sincere, creative, thoughtful compliment. Guys and gals, WE DO NOT DO THIS ENOUGH. Not only does complimenting someone in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 6 Rules For A Successful F**k Buddy Relationship

In my two-part travel sex episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I rather cynically declared that the entire male population of New York City is unfuckable. That, I am willing…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Types Of Travel Sex (Part 2!)

Hooking up while traveling is the best! It’s basically a fact that being an out-of-towner has a certain appeal to local dudes who are terrified of any possibility of commitment.

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Types Of Travel Sex (Part 1!)

I’m single which means that, in theory, each day presents the opportunity to get laid by someone new. I don’t usually take advantage of this perk of being single in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |
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