Posts tagged "funny girl sex guide"

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 3 Things Turning Me On Right Now

At nearly 35 years old, with about that many notches in my belt, you would think I’d have all my sexual interests figured out by now. But I’m actually happy to report that my ongoing sexual journey continues to be one of discovery, especially in the way of turn-ons. With that in mind, here’s the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 5, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Reasons Your Period Might Be Late (Besides Pregnancy)

I’ve been having pregnancy scares since before I even started having sex. This is either a reflection of the quality of sex education in California during the early-‘90s or a sign that I’m just deeply paranoid. Luckily, I’ve never actually been pregnant … just further convinced that sometimes the body likes to play mind games.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 28, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 2!)

Oh yeah, there’s more where that came from! Last week, I showed you five selections from my bountiful collection of sex toys, including the amazing G-Vibe and the less impressive OhMiBod, but I was only just getting started. In part two of this episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I’ll give you the straight dope…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Opening Up My Sex Toy Goodie Drawer (Part 1!)

One of the perks of working at The Frisky for the last six-plus years is that a lot of people, specifically a lot of strangers working at sex toy companies (and cannabis lube manufacturers!), have made it their mission to up my masturbation game. I’ve been sent tons of vibrators over the years and have…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 13, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: How To Watch Porn

A guide to watching porn? I know what you’re thinking. Amelia, I’m pretty sure that all I need to watch porn are my eyes and a finger to press play. Sure, if you’re an amateur. There’s a wrong way to do things, a right way to do things, and then a better way to do…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 4, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: How Not To Neglect The Titties

Breasts, boobs, tits, tatas, jugs, melons, knockers, rack — there are about as many nicknames as there are ways to show your appreciation for our golden globes. In the immortal words of Simple Minds: “Don’t you forget about me…” Seriously, fellas, you can go down on me for hours, but if you don’t touch my…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 15, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Things Men Say To Impress Women (That Really Don’t Work)

When it comes to dating, we all do silly things to impress the object of our affection. Women may spritz and slather a variety of chemical substances on their bodies, feign an interest in or knowledge of some subject, perhaps having to do with a ball, or make a big show of nailing that particularly…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 9, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 2!)

Last week on Funny Girl Sex Guide, I discussed four different dick-sucking techniques you maybe haven’t heard of, but should consider giving a shot. And there’s more where that came from! In Part 2, I discuss (and occasionally demonstrate) five more ways to orally please a penis, including the Hot-N-Cold Blowjob, The Hummer and The…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 30, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Blowjob Techniques You (Maybe) Need To Try (Part 1!)

Remember how last week I said that I suck dick like it’s the last Talenti Salted Caramel Ice Cream Bar on Earth? It’s true. I just hate to live up to some ridiculous male fantasy of the woman who loves giving blowjobs …  humble hair toss but I am who I am. But while…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 24, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: What Women Want In Bed But Might Be Afraid To Ask For

These days, I may be the queen of TMI, but I wasn’t always so comfortable talking about sex, let alone asking for what I wanted in bed. In the last few years, I’ve been a lot more openminded and in the process learned which kinky activities get me off — but asking for them? Sometime…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 17, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 5 Underrated Sex Acts Worth Giving Another Shot

I’m a pretty open-minded chick and the last few months have involved quite a bit of open-legged-ness as well. This sort of slutty period in my life has been both fun and educational, not to mention reintroduced me to some sex acts that I’d never really given a fair shake before. In no particular order,…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 9, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Some Signs He’ll Suck In The Sack

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could ascertain whether someone will suck in the sack before, you know, having sex with them? That’s where I come in! Hindsight is 20/20, which means I can look back on some of the bad sex I’ve had and recognize that there were glaring warning signs well before the…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 16, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Dudes, I Know You Stole That Move From Porn (NSFWish)

Dudes, who do you think you’re foolin’? I know when I’ve unwittingly been cast in your personal porno fantasy, in which you’re Manuel Ferrara and I’m that chick who won’t be able to stop coming because you’re just that amazing. HA! Look, while I’m personally game to find sexual inspiration from porn, the downside i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 2, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 7 Types Of Dirty Talkers

I love dirty talk. I LOVE IT. All of it, even bad dirty talk because bad dirty talk, while awkward in the moment, is funny as hell later. And good dirty talk — whatever you consider that to mean — can make a world of difference when it comes to getting down. Discovering if and how…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 25, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Lessons Learned From One-Night Stands

I’m sure this will come as a shock, but I’ve been around the block a few times. I’ve had a handful of serious relationships, a few regular fuck buddies over the years, and, well, enough one-night stands that I could probably write petition for a grant and write a sex study based on my personal…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 11, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Bad Sex Etiquette

Perfectly good sex can be ruined by really bad manners. There is an unwritten code of sex conduct, follow it, and your partner will likely be a repeat customer, break it, and you may screw the likelihood of boning again. In this episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I’ll review just a few examples of…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 4, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Sex Compliments!

There’s no easier way to make the person you’re bedding feel awesome like a well-timed, sincere, creative, thoughtful compliment. Guys and gals, WE DO NOT DO THIS ENOUGH. Not only does complimenting someone in the sack make them feel good, but it can also communicate specifics about your desires, break down barriers and open a dialogue for future freakiness.

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 20, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: 6 Rules For A Successful F**k Buddy Relationship

In my two-part travel sex episode of Funny Girl Sex Guide, I rather cynically declared that the entire male population of New York City is unfuckable. That, I am willing to admit, was a bit of an exaggeration. Or at least I hope that it is, because I’ve decided that it’s impractical and silly to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 14, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Types Of Travel Sex (Part 2!)

Hooking up while traveling is the best! It’s basically a fact that being an out-of-towner has a certain appeal to local dudes who are terrified of any possibility of commitment. Basically, my rolling suitcase and obvious lack of knowledge about local traffic laws have proven to be massive turn-ons. In part two of this episode…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 5, 2014

Funny Girl Sex Guide: Types Of Travel Sex (Part 1!)

I’m single which means that, in theory, each day presents the opportunity to get laid by someone new. I don’t usually take advantage of this perk of being single in my every day life, mostly because I’ve deemed the New York City’s entire male population to be unfuckable. I am, however, much, much, much more…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / February 27, 2014
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