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Anne Hathaway & Samuel L. Jackson Have A Sad-Off

Anne Vs. Matt Lauer
She handled his icky question about her crotch flash with class. Read More »
Nothing Says Christmas Like Slaves And Whores

Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson both have pretty grim movies coming out just in time for the holidays. Hathaway stars in “Les Miserables” while Jackson is in Quentin Tarantino’s latest “Django Unchained.” In this Funny Or Die video, Anne and Sam prep for the holidays and compare notes on whose movie is more depressing. It’s Slaves Vs. Whores in this Sad-Off! [Funny Or Die]

Courtney Stodden Reads Her Own Super Sexy Sensual Tweets

Courtney's Legal!
Courtney Stodden is old enough to do porn or pose for "Playboy." Read More »
Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
Courtney Tweet Quiz
Spot the real Courtney Stodden tweets from the fakes! Read More »
Alliteration Has Never Sounded So Erotic

Courtney Stodden, the finally legal wife of decrepit actor Doug Hutchison and current star of “Couples Therapy,” a show in which I’m bizarrely invested, is one of the most ridiculous people on the planet. My favorite thing about her is the way she abuses alliteration in her Twitter posts. In the above Funny Or Die video, Courtney reads some of these super sexy sensual tweets aloud in her most super sexy sensual voice. On a related note, I feel icky. [Funny Or Die]

“The Real Dragwives Of Atlanta”

RuPaul's All-Stars
The "RuPaul's Drag Race" all-stars season is coming soon. Watch »
Andy On Bitch Fights
Andy Cohen is tired of all the bitch fights. Just stop already! Read More »
Life Lessons From RuPaul
12 life lessons Ami has learned from "RuPaul's Drag Race." Read More »
A "RHOA" Spoof
"I'm very rich, bitch!"

Dida Ritz and Latrice Royale of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” brilliantly recreate Nene Leakes and Sheree Whitfield’s famous falling out on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Some of the most creative shade throwing I’ve seen in a while. Next episode suggestion: Sheree’s infamous fight with the party planner, Anthony. I think Dida can serve up some “Who gon’ check me boo?” realness. [WOW]

Ryan Lochte: “If I See A Toilet, I’m Definitely Not Peeing There”

Ryan Lochte On Twitter
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The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »
Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!
The many different ways to use Ryan Lochte's favorite word. Read More »
Call Me Lochte
But let's keep the conversation short, kay? Read More »
"I Pee Gold ... When I'm A Little Dehydrated."

America’s favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing in pools. I’m a little nervous about his upcoming book, 50 Shades of Yellow, though. Sounds too kinky for me. On another note, where can I get one of those “JEAH!” hoodies? Need. [via Tres Sugar]

Here’s Your “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Parody

"50 Shades" Classes
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Want to try BDSM? Take a class! Read More »
50 Shades Of Grey
Read more about the new BDSM erotica hailed as "mommy porn." Read More »
Selena's Justin Tat
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Selena Gomez has a (fake!) tattoo of Justin's name. Read More »
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I was never really sure what it was about Selena Gomez that got Justin Bieber all in a tizzy. But it seems that maybe she’s kind of funny? Here she is starring alongside Nick Kroll in a funny parody of softcore S&M hit Fifty Shades of Grey entitled “Fifty Shades of Blue,” in which she falls for a disgusting painter named Carl Blue. [Funny Or Die]

Presenting “The Wire: The Musical”!

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Oh my god, file this one under “Spoof Videos That I Wish Would Become Real Life” — it’s “The Wire: The Musical,” featuring original cast members  Michael K. Williams as “Omar,” Andre Royo as “Bubbles,” and Sonja Sohn as “Kimma,” singing and dancing about drug dealing, shooting heroin, and busting caps! Seriously, why can’t this work? I would happily drive to Baltimore for opening night. (On another note, who ate Stringer Bell?) [Funny Or Die]

Kate Beckinsale Wants The Government Deep Inside Her Vagina

VA's Abortion Bills
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Virgina's transvaginal ultrasound anti-abortion bill is super-scary. Read More »
Transvaginal Ultrasound
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VA governor backs off the bill. Read More »
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This video spoof from Funny or Die, starring Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer, and Andrea Savage as Republican women who want government out of their banks and schools, but in their vaginas, is, frankly, hilariously sad because of how true it is. [Funny Or Die]

Rick Santorum Should Have 72-Hour Waiting Period Before He Can Abort His Campaign

Santorum Drops Out
Rick Santorum photo
Ding dong, the witch is dead! Read More »
Rick To Rape Victims
Rick Santorum talks to Piers Morgan
"Make the best out of a bad situation!" Read More »
Frothy Santorum Drink
Santorum cocktail photo
Perhaps we'll knock back a few on Election Night? Read More »
Rick Santorum aborts his campaign
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Not that I wanted Sen. Rick Santorum to continue his presidential campaign of caveman asshattery. But it doesn’t seem fair that he should get to just, you know, choose that choice for himself while women around the country are forced to wait up to 72 hours to make a decision about their own freakin’ uterus. Ashley Judd, Michelle Trachtenberg, and a couple other ladies have the best idea on how to fix this injustice: Rick Santorum should have a 72-day waiting period — and a healthy dose of “non-judgmental” lecturing — before he can abort his campaign. Rick, are you sure this is the right decision? Are you suuuure?  [Funny Or Die]

Child Stars Come Out Against Kirk Cameron

Dan Savage's First Gay Bar
The sex columnist tells us about his first time. Read More »
Bigots "Lost" Gay Marriage
Bigots admit they've lost the gay marriage battle in our generation. Read More »
Gay Marriage Ad
This marriage equality ad will give you chills. Watch »
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Eighties sitcoms are funny, but what isn’t funny: Kirk Cameron’s stance on homosexuality. So some of his fellow ’80s child stars took a stand against Kirk and formed Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron (CCOKC). Cast members from “Out of this World,” “Adventures in Babysitting,” “Mr. Belvedere” and more are speaking out about Cameron’s vile ways. Because not all former child stars are created equal. [Funny or Die]

Finally, We Hear From The Real Experts On Women’s Health: Middle-Aged Men

Congressional Sausagefest
All-male panel testifies about birth control. Read More »
Birth Control? Boooo!
Crowd boos birth control at GOP debate. Watch »
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How you can help protect access to reproductive health care. Read More »
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Lately it seems like the politicians and pundits with the strongest opinions about women’s reproductive health all have one thing in common: a penis. This video, starring Nick Offerman, Tim Meadows, and Judd Nelson, paints a hilarious — and terrifyingly accurate — picture of the current discourse surrounding women’s access to birth control and abortion. Here’s a quote from Nick Offerman’s character that sums it up perfectly: “What qualifies me to be an expert on women’s reproductive health? I’m a 59-year-old man. And late middle-aged men know the most about everything.” [Funny Or Die]

 

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