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“Gay Of Thones” Is Serving Straight Up Westeros Realness

Julie GersteinMay 19, 2013 //
Gay of Thrones
"Bye-bye lucious Theon penis!"

Listen up, “Game of Thrones” fans — we have some weekend homework for you. Your assignment is to go back and watch all of Funny or Die’s “Gay of Thrones” recap series because for real? This is fucking “GoT” cracksauce. Each week, hairdresser Jonathan recaps all the dragons, butts, scheming and whatnot that “GoT” has to offer. He hasn’t done a recap for this past episode just yet, so we’re posting the one from episode seven instead.

We’re super sorry we slept on this so long, because this is required viewing for “GoT” fans. I mean, he refers to Daenarys as Christina Aguilera. I live for this.

To make your homework easier, we’ve embedded the other five episodes of “Gay of Thrones” (including one featuring Alfie Allen) after the jump. Keep reading »

Women Hate "GoT"?
As Cersei would say, BITCH PLEASE. Read More »
"Game Of Thrones" GIFs...
...react to anti-gay marriage Facebook status updates. Read More »
"Game Of Thrones" Lingo
"Make water," "smallclothes," and other words and phrases from the series. Read More »

“Bitchy Resting Face” Sufferers Unite!

Julie GersteinMay 12, 2013 //
bitchy resting face
"You're not alone."

Do you suffer from “bitchy resting face”? Are you constantly being asked by loved ones and strangers “what’s wrong?” Do people misinterpret practically everything you say as some kind of snotty reproach? If that’s the case, you’re not alone. There’s lots (dozens) of us suffering from “bitchy resting face,” plagued by the fear that people think you’re just being super snotty all the time. And if you’re worried that women are unfairly saddled with “bitchy resting face,” just remember that men have “asshole face” to contend with, too. [Taylor Orci] Keep reading »

Don't Tell Me To Smile
Posters address strangers who tell us to "smile." Read More »
Bitch face
bitchface how I feel
In graphic form. Read More »
Hell Yeah, Bitch!
All of Jesse Pinkman's "Bitches!" in one video. Read More »

Lost Footage From The Postal Service Band Try Outs!

Julie GersteinMarch 5, 2013 //
Zooey & Ben Split
Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard are splitting after two years. Read More »
Ben Gibbard Is Better Off
Zooey Deschanel & Ben Gibbard photo
Why the Postal Service's Ben Gibbard should get over Zooey Deschanel. Read More »
Postal Service Style
UK mail carriers wear Dr. Martens. Read More »
Postal Service parody
"We both hate bass, so let's just get this over with."

Ha! Not really, but this is a reimagined glimpse back to the Postal Service’s formative years. In honor of the 10th anniversary of their debut album, we have PS member Jimmy Tamborello auditioning members for the spot that would eventually be taken by Death Cab For Cutie’s Ben Gibbard (all of that was just too twee for words). Up for the job? Weird Al, Aimee Mann, Moby, Duff McKagan, Paige Hamilton from Helmet, Nate from Sunny Day Real Estate, Blink-182′s Tom Delonge and a slew of others.

Unrelated: Ben Gibbard has the largest, squarest head I’ve ever seen.

Anne Hathaway & Samuel L. Jackson Have A Sad-Off

Amelia McDonell-ParryDecember 18, 2012 //
Anne Vs. Matt Lauer
She handled his icky question about her crotch flash with class. Read More »
Anne Goes Super Short
Plus 17 other stars who have rocked a pixie cut! 18 Photos »
Les Mis World Premiere
All The Looks From The "Les Misérables" World Premiere
Check out all the looks from the world premiere of the long-awaited film. 11 Photos »
Nothing Says Christmas Like Slaves And Whores

Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson both have pretty grim movies coming out just in time for the holidays. Hathaway stars in “Les Miserables” while Jackson is in Quentin Tarantino’s latest “Django Unchained.” In this Funny Or Die video, Anne and Sam prep for the holidays and compare notes on whose movie is more depressing. It’s Slaves Vs. Whores in this Sad-Off! [Funny Or Die]

Courtney Stodden Reads Her Own Super Sexy Sensual Tweets

Amelia McDonell-ParryOctober 19, 2012 //
Courtney's Legal!
Courtney Stodden is old enough to do porn or pose for "Playboy." Read More »
Meet Courtney Stodden
The 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man with parental approval. Read More »
Courtney Tweet Quiz
Spot the real Courtney Stodden tweets from the fakes! Read More »
Alliteration Has Never Sounded So Erotic

Courtney Stodden, the finally legal wife of decrepit actor Doug Hutchison and current star of “Couples Therapy,” a show in which I’m bizarrely invested, is one of the most ridiculous people on the planet. My favorite thing about her is the way she abuses alliteration in her Twitter posts. In the above Funny Or Die video, Courtney reads some of these super sexy sensual tweets aloud in her most super sexy sensual voice. On a related note, I feel icky. [Funny Or Die]

grammar 101 with courtney stodden
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“The Real Dragwives Of Atlanta”

Ami AngelowiczOctober 12, 2012 //
RuPaul's All-Stars
The "RuPaul's Drag Race" all-stars season is coming soon. Watch »
Andy On Bitch Fights
Andy Cohen is tired of all the bitch fights. Just stop already! Read More »
Life Lessons From RuPaul
12 life lessons Ami has learned from "RuPaul's Drag Race." Read More »
A "RHOA" Spoof
"I'm very rich, bitch!"

Dida Ritz and Latrice Royale of “RuPaul’s Drag Race” brilliantly recreate Nene Leakes and Sheree Whitfield’s famous falling out on “The Real Housewives of Atlanta.” Some of the most creative shade throwing I’ve seen in a while. Next episode suggestion: Sheree’s infamous fight with the party planner, Anthony. I think Dida can serve up some “Who gon’ check me boo?” realness. [WOW]

Ryan Lochte: “If I See A Toilet, I’m Definitely Not Peeing There”

Amelia McDonell-ParryAugust 10, 2012 //
Ryan Lochte On Twitter
ryan lochte twitter
The Olympic swimmer says some weird stuff. Read More »
Jeah! Jeah! Jeah!
The many different ways to use Ryan Lochte's favorite word. Read More »
Call Me Lochte
But let's keep the conversation short, kay? Read More »
"I Pee Gold ... When I'm A Little Dehydrated."

America’s favorite flippered himbo, Ryan Lochte, proves he has a sense of humor about himself and the ability to read a teleprompter in this Funny Or Die video about peeing in pools. I’m a little nervous about his upcoming book, 50 Shades of Yellow, though. Sounds too kinky for me. On another note, where can I get one of those “JEAH!” hoodies? Need. [via Tres Sugar]

the most adorably douchey photos of ryan lochte on his birthday
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Here’s Your “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Parody

Julie GersteinJune 11, 2012 //
"50 Shades" Classes
kinky photo
Want to try BDSM? Take a class! Read More »
50 Shades Of Grey
Read more about the new BDSM erotica hailed as "mommy porn." Read More »
Selena's Justin Tat
selena gomez photo
Selena Gomez has a (fake!) tattoo of Justin's name. Read More »
Watch Video

I was never really sure what it was about Selena Gomez that got Justin Bieber all in a tizzy. But it seems that maybe she’s kind of funny? Here she is starring alongside Nick Kroll in a funny parody of softcore S&M hit Fifty Shades of Grey entitled “Fifty Shades of Blue,” in which she falls for a disgusting painter named Carl Blue. [Funny Or Die]

Presenting “The Wire: The Musical”!

Amelia McDonell-ParryJune 5, 2012 //
Watch Video

Oh my god, file this one under “Spoof Videos That I Wish Would Become Real Life” — it’s “The Wire: The Musical,” featuring original cast members  Michael K. Williams as “Omar,” Andre Royo as “Bubbles,” and Sonja Sohn as “Kimma,” singing and dancing about drug dealing, shooting heroin, and busting caps! Seriously, why can’t this work? I would happily drive to Baltimore for opening night. (On another note, who ate Stringer Bell?) [Funny Or Die]

Kate Beckinsale Wants The Government Deep Inside Her Vagina

Amelia McDonell-ParryMay 8, 2012 //
VA's Abortion Bills
abortion protest photo
Virgina's transvaginal ultrasound anti-abortion bill is super-scary. Read More »
Hidden In Vaginas
The Weirdest Things Women Have Hidden In Their Vaginas
The weirdest things women have ever hidden in their vaginas. 9 Photos »
Transvaginal Ultrasound
abortion photo
VA governor backs off the bill. Read More »
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This video spoof from Funny or Die, starring Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer, and Andrea Savage as Republican women who want government out of their banks and schools, but in their vaginas, is, frankly, hilariously sad because of how true it is. [Funny Or Die]

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