So, Christina Aguilera has a new single out and it’s called … wait for it … “Fuck Your Body.” I wonder what it’s about? No seriously, I kind of hoped the filthiness of the title would signal a return to her dirrty days, but alas, it’s just kind of a techno heavy dance ballad. Meh.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.