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Paranoid Nursery Accuses Child Of ‘Terrorist Radicalization’ After Drawing Of Cucumber

I hope the staff receives therapy for their deep-seeded fear of badly drawn vegetables. More »


Watch These Men Finger Various Fruits In An Attempt To Understand The Vagina

This isn’t techincally NSFW because it’s fruit, but it is NSFW because you should never treat fruit or a vagina this way. More »


Summer Fruits, Ranked

Summer is here, and with it, nature’s beautiful bounty of the best fruits it has to offer. If you want to, you could eat fruit all summer long, cleansing your gross body of the copious amounts of chicken fingers and pizza you ate all winter. Summer fruits are the perfect embodiment of long, hazy days,… More »


Frisky Eats: 9 Mouth-Watering Watermelon Recipes

I have a bit of a reputation for making watermelon basil margaritas and drinking them right out of the melon itself. Watermelon is hands down the most refreshing fruit around. It pairs well with sweet, tart, salty, and spicy flavors. If you haven’t tried watermelon with sour lime, spicy chilli powder, or salty feta, you… More »


Frisky Eats: 8 Peach Perfect Recipes

Ripe peaches are juicy, tender, and versatile. Peaches make the perfect addition to salads, pizzas, baked goods, and cocktails. Here are eight ways to use them! … More »


Shop The Trend: Fruit Prints!

I am so pumped that spring weather has arrived! Shorter hemlines, lighter fabrics and happier prints, GET AT ME. Speaking of the latter, one of my favorite trends for spring is fruit. Lemons, limes, strawberries, watermelon and pineapple abound in many of the textiles being used for everything from dresses and skirts to crop tops and rompers. More »


Size Queen Gardner Disappointed By This Strawberry Schlong

When Carole Collen of England found this rare, penis-shaped strawberry growing in her garden, her reaction was disappointment rather than excitement.

“I did think it was a bit small. It would have been nice if it grew a bit bigger,” said the 52-year-old.

How rude! I think Carole needs to work… More »


Infuse Your Water With Some Fresh Spring Flavors

I love infusing my water with different flavors–lemon, lime, mint, strawberry, cucumber, oh my!–but I don’t like the little bits of soggy fruit and leaves that end up floating around in my glass. This glass flavor-infuser water bottle allows you to put your favorite fruits in their own little chamber, which gives you all of… More »


Strange Fruit: 15 WTF Stock Photos Featuring Summer Fruit

Summer fruit is finally in season. It’s best enjoyed on a hot day or or with a fellow mime. For more ideas about how to get creative with the fruits of summer, you can look up recipes or just peruse your friendly stock photography provider.  Click through to see more of the strangest stock photos… More »


Banana Wearing A Trucker Hat Is The Douchiest Banana Ever

So apparently all it takes to create a banana peel trucker hat is a few simple knife cuts and some careful sticker placement. Now I just have to make some apple skin cargo shorts and orange peel aviators and my whole fruit basket will be ready for spring break in Cancun! [Neatorama] … More »


Triple Your Breakfast Pleasure With This Banana

This triple banana is winning. I know “winning” is a played out catchphrase at this point, but if “Bachelorette” Courtney can use it in reference to Ben Boring Flajnik, than I can use it in reference to this fabulous fruit mutation.  Seriously, how did this happen? And will it ever happen again? I would really… More »


FCC Forbidden Fruit

The inventors of the tongue kiss have done it again! A new TV ad from the Association de Producteurs des Fruits, featuring a variety of fruit and positions, is so sexy, it makes The L Word look like they don’t show enough nipple. Juicy, fresh, and raw, the ad is the number two hit on… More »