• friskyscopes

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 29-May 5, 2013

Astro 101: At The Airport
How to spot each sign at the airport! Read More »

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Life will adjust to a speed that’ll make you roasty-n-toasty in your own skin. Even if shit goes down, it’ll be water off a duck’s back. As you know, there are times you do all you can to get ahead to go nowhere; then there are times when you reap rewards from laziness. Cycles turn to your favor, at least this once. After all, it’s not wishful thinking, it’s physics.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Over-intellectualizing emotions is not a winning game and you know it. You also know that if you have to think about it (at this early stage), it’s not looking too good … but you can’t stop. Maybe life is trying to catch you off-guard and there is more to your attractions than what would otherwise be so basic. Did you make it up? Were you blinded? No. Stop it before you start. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 22-29, 2013

Astro 101: Taurus Lifestyle
10 ways to live the good life-- like a Taurus! Read More »

Taurus (April 20-May 20): This week, shit or get off the pot, as it’s all about release now, as in letting go of dreams or taking responsibility for them. Urgency will appear, forcing you up against a wall, as more info about an emotional situation adds extra layers of fuel and dizziness. Yes, your life will turn straight up Telenovela en uno momento.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Only you know how loudly your demons speak when they can’t take no for an answer and only you know how to shut them up too. If this means taking a personal journey, then so be it. You’re not a child anymore and the choices you make now do not require anyone else’s approval, so don’t sabotage yourself by seeking one out. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 15-21, 2013

Astro 101: Cleaning
What's your sign's approach to spring cleaning? Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): You will be aware of a lot more than you’ll actually be able to take control of, so brace yourself for traffic jams of all sorts. This could be emotional, sexual, financial, creative, or all of the above. Whatever you’ll be facing will get frustrating, but just remember to keep a clear mind through all, because as long as you keep your focus, the pace will eventually sync up. Don’t lose your shit!

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Aries Lifestyle

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Having good taste is how you lead your life and anyone that can’t see your way is a jackass. You know your level of refinement and it works well. Anyone not wanting to get with this program is out of luck, as this is who you are. Living well should be an obvious choice — and that goes for your decisions too, so don’t chase after anyone who’s trying to rain on your parade.

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Taurus Lifestyle

Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 8-14, 2013

Astro 101: Yearbook Awards
What would your sign have been voted in high school? Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): Lucky breaks are going to happen out of nowhere, so be out and about to sweep up the opportunities. Not that you have to even try that hard, as plenty of them will land right at your door. You will be the center of the attention this week and come hell or high water, good karma is out to find you!

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Aries Lifestyle

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You will think you know everything going into this week, but surprise, surprise, something new and oddly endearing will surface. This could have you drudging up old memories and make you see the future in a different way, as the past’s secrets clear up. Yes, cryptic happenings will take hold now, so keep that mind and heart open.

Related: 10 Ways To Live The Taurus Lifestyle Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of April 1-7, 2013

Astro 101: Aries Lifestyle!
Ten ways to rock life like an Aries. Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your “can do” spirit will be alive and kicking, making you the master of your destiny. The thing to remember though is that no one’s opinion but your own counts. No matter how harsh your closest peeps can be, it doesn’t mean you have to listen. Don’t let those overdramatic and manipulative monologues sway you, because there is no reason to doubt yourself now.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ll feel exhausted this week, as you have been spinning your wheels too hard and fast, without getting much traction. Instead of beating yourself up and feeling like you have to go at it even harder, turn off that voice and let the universe sort it out for you. Karma is your friend, so give it space to do its thing. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 25-31, 2013

Astro 101: Aries Lifestyle!
Ten ways to rock life like an Aries. Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): The one things no one expects from you is humility, so if you flash a little of it now, you could surprise onlookers. Of course, you are a bad girl to the bone, but sometimes rebelling just for the sake of theatrics is a bad choice. This week, aim for the middle and you won’t miss, as peace of mind for everyone won’t come across as conformity, but as a gift.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): There are a lot of reasons you will be feeling glum this week, but you can’t be so hard on yourself. Sure, the road ahead still seems long and without many breaks in the near future, but who cares? Such is life, and so is this moment. Celebrate what you have accomplished and to hell with the future. Turn it out now, as that is all you’ve got. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 18-24, 2013

Astro 101: Happiness!
Three ways to keep each sign happy in a relationship. Read More »

Aries (March 21-April 19): Your moodiness will hit an all time crazy, soaring high, then slamming you down and then flying you out into a new direction. You’ll be vibrating such a wacky energy, people will wonder what you’re cooking in your basement, but be too polite to ask. Of course, to know you is to love you, so do take notice of those running for cover.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Whoever said you were slow obviously didn’t have the patience for your thorough decision-making or the stamina to keep up. So, screw them. This is not the time to let critiques get to you, because it’ll be about the person spewing the judgments, not you. For some, putting you down is the only way they feel they can get a leg up. Lame. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 11-17, 2013

Astro 101: Portlandia!
How to spot each sign on the hilarious show "Portlandia." Read More »

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll have gone as far as you can with a secret and it’ll be time to liberate yourself from all the skeletons you have piled up in your brain. Things are not as crazy as you think, so don’t let your imagination get the best of you and try to assume you know how others will react to your news. You’ll find there are key people on your team that you can always rely on.

Aries (March 21-April 19): We all can’t be beautiful, rich and talented … or can we? Yes, remember, you were born to break the rules and forge a new undiscovered path, on your own terms. If you can think it, you can have it. Sure, things don’t always proceed in that way, but this isn’t the time to go down without a fight. Random surprise victories can occur now. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of March 4-10, 2013

Astro 101: Portlandia!
How to spot each sign on the hilarious show "Portlandia." Read More »

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be in the thick of things, in terms of your emotions and all round dealings with life. This will force your hand into a major overhaul and you’ll have to make some concessions. You get that the world isn’t waiting to give you a fairytale moment; so instead, you’re going to have to seize it. After all, the key to success in battle is good timing, so know this is yours now.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Fall back on your experience. You have been through enough trials and tribulations to know how to make hard decisions. Forget the drama and just take that breath before moving on to something that you know your talents can shine in. However, know that you also will have to sacrifice something to get there too. This isn’t the time to have it all, but trust it’s getting closer. Keep reading »

Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of February 25-March 3, 2013

Astro 101: Pisces Lifestyle
10 ways to live life like the amazing PIsces... Read More »

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your world is about to get mystical and you’ll be re-feeling the love for something you had a passion for in the past, which could turn your life’s direction onto a different path. While it might sound scary, don’t fret. This new epiphany will be making you think clearer than ever before, so watch out world, because it’s going to be all yours, dammit!

Aries (March 21-April 19): The sluggishness turns chronic this week and you’ll be feeling all the symptoms. While this might not be able to lift you from your slumber that easily, remember that guilt can make you manic. Everybody needs to just forget reality every so often and if that means doing it on your back, there could be worse things, n’est pas? However, know this is a luxury, not a right. Keep reading »

  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular