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For The Week Of January 24-30, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Security might feel nice, but that’s not all that you need. So, sit tight as this week gets a bit rocky, as new excitement will be gurgling and throwing you off your trajectory in a way that’ll challenge you. While this leaves new possibilities to open, keep an open mind about choosing which one to chase — looks may be deceiving.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Pull out that to-do list of yours, break it down and go one-by-one in tackling them. Yes, time to cut it up into bits and stop freaking yourself out. You can do whatever you set your mind to, as long as you get some organization. While that alone is a huge feat unto itself, don’t stop to think, as there’s no more time to waste.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re a sexy little vixen that can dream a little dream and know how to make it come true. Of course, if it were all up to you, your life would come with a bow on top, but it’s not and for that, you are going to have to learn to be a little more patient with the world around you. Not that you haven’t already been an angel, but now it’s about being fair to everyone.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Pick up the pace! Keep coming up with ideas and throwing them out there. Right now is your ideas phase and maintain the motivation to put more irons in the fire. No thought is too ridiculous or impossible, but even if it were, let the universe decide. Now is about creating momentum, so chug-chug-your booty along!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Ruthlessness may help, but not now. Time to hit the cruise control button and let your work speak for itself. If you truly trust yourself, you’ll see that you’ve done all the work necessary on your part. So, in the meantime, reward yourself with something that’ll soothe your soul, as now is the time to let yourself play as hard as you’ve worked.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t jump the gun on what’s happening, as it’ll be hard to decipher who is telling you the truth and who is lying — there is more to the story than what you’re hearing. However, this isn’t the time to push anything too hard, as the answers will need their own time to come out and in just the way that’ll make everyone want to move ahead positively.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Forget about trying to be a control freak now, because a very lax attitude is going to be taking place among the people around you, and it might make you feel like you have to go at it alone. Whatever, go ahead and put in the work, as the more you sweat now, the more power you will fill up on and in the end, that is what will matter.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You may have the world in your pocket, but that doesn’t mean you can act any way you want. Yes, strategy is a must as you move ahead — and that may mean killing another with kindness to ultimately get what you need down the line. As it goes, there is way more potential to be had, so bide your time and that pot of gold will be all yours for the taking.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s not like there isn’t love in your heart, but when it comes down to the daily grind, it’ll feel as if there’s no romance. Sorry to say, not every day can be a parade and that’s just a fact of life. Don’t stop to deconstruct it, because it’ll only wind up being a self-sabotaging mission. Instead, accept you can’t be impervious to the ups and downs, and that you’ve just started a temporary descent.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You love having something to toss around in your head, so consider yourself lucky as this week kicks off with a new list of questions that’ll have your mind racing around like a sewer rat. However, as much as you’ll want to bat the possibilities around, the truth is you’re going to have to walk through this fire to get what you want out of it, even if it’s just peace of mind.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Traditions are great if they really work for you. This week, you may find what you’ve been taught goes against what is best for you in the end; it’ll be up to you to push for what you truly want to believe in. Ask around, talk it out, do what you must, but the choice is up to you. Only you can set yourself onto the right path.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You may get away with more by saying what you know another wants to hear, but it’ll come back to bite you, as it’ll leave you having to fulfill certain demands that you won’t be able to blow off. Sorry to say, this isn’t the week you’ll be able to be as coy as you’d wish, as sensitive feelings are going to be out and it’ll require some real brain work to avoid stepping on emotional landmines.

For The Week Of January 17-23, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Stress is going to be piling up and driving out the nymphomaniac in you, as the only way to alleviate yourself of the pressure is to let it out in an obvious way. The good news is the universe will be on your side, making this one orgasmic week to take advantage of, as brilliant ideas will come when your back is up against a wall (or bed).

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Forget the good girl routine, because you know once the doors close the freak in you can work it out in ways no one would ever suspect. This week, time to pull those shades down tighter, because your animal instincts will be sharper than ever and it’s time to take your flirtations to the next level — and yes, you will deserve everything coming to you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Remember, it’s always darkest before the dawn. So, don’t get too comfy with major decisions you’ve made as of late, as there are still a few hurdles that can aggravate. Seems the next round of info you learn may strike at you emotionally and logic won’t be readily available to help quell the anxiety. No matter, nothing is ever perfect, but know ultimately the ball is still in your court.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

No matter how things are playing out, if you want it to work in your favor, start playing the friendship card. Yes, hard to hear for a horny devil such as yourself, but this week, showing off your intellect will be your sex magnet. However, this isn’t the time when your iron will be at its hottest, it’s more about heating things up — so bide your time, as this week it’s about the tease.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Why move a muscle, when you can get someone else to do it? Yes, work your power of persuasion now, as you are best at indulging in luxuries this week. Realize you’ve put in the hard work and now is time to reap the rewards. Besides all that, love is nothing unless you know someone truly knows how to give; this week, it’s time to test out who’s in and who’s out.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Getting pushy is going to be a little necessary to move your agenda along. It seems the scattered energy in the air will be a tad bit frustrating, but since you have vision, it won’t be hard to grab the attention of whomever you want. However, pace yourself. Rome wasn’t built in a day and although you can make great strides, the destination is still a bit of a ways away.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your brain may start to go haywire, as ideas that pop into your head may make you wonder if you’re going nuts. You aren’t; you just need to clean out space in your mind to head clearly into the future. Yes, odd things and ideas will be filling your mind, but considering it’s a lifetime load, all you can do is laugh and move it on.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Bossy friends are going to be giving you all sorts of suggestions that may sound condescending or just crazy. Sure, there may be some baggage attached to some offers, but who cares? If it is going to get you from point A to point B, then just do it. Now is not the time to stall and try to consider what to do next. Just keep up the momentum, taking each opportunity and chalking it all up as an adventure.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Eloquence will matter now; so don’t stop to edit yourself. Just say how you feel, as it will come out poetically and effectively. Of course, if this means glossing over some truths for the greater good, do it. Yes, it may hurt initially, but in the long run, you will win out. As it stands now, if you bend these small rules, then the finish line will be in sight.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The world is about to become a smaller place. This might mean literally meeting someone from another culture that will seriously float your boat or getting an opportunity to fly away, passport in hand, or even just having an epiphany that awakens a deep truth in you that will be changing up your philosophies towards life. Whatever it may be, amazing surprises are in store!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Let your baby say what they must, as they need to flex their power by way of strong words now. No, you won’t agree with it all, but some will hit close to home. When it does, there will be guilt — so prepare to work your magic to eradicate those negative emotions. At the very least, you can look forward to the positive end result of getting on the same page and in just the perfect position.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your “me” needs to turn into a “we” if you want things in your love life to move along as they have. Yes, your selfish ways will be under the gun now and you can no longer assume that it’s your way or the highway. You know it, this is the time when your love minion will be striking back, showing some of his heat and it might just shock you how hot it’ll make you.

How To Make The Most Of Venus In Sagittarius

Venus entered Sagittarius on January 7 (lasting until February 4), marking my favorite Venusian time. With the pleasure planet being run by the sign of spontaneity, adventure, freedom, truth and idealism, what could go wrong? Besides all that, the reason why I also love it so is because I was born with a Venus in Sagittarius! That means nothing conventional will ever suit me, as I’d just die of boredom if life were a predictable series of events that never allowed me to bounce around, exploring every good time, interest, strange curiosity, truth or challenge I encounter. Yes, surprises happen with Venus in Sagittarius and holding back is never on the agenda. Instead, time to spread your wings and go leaping off the edge with only blind faith and unrelenting optimism in tow. Yes, time to take chances, believe in the impossible and explore the extraordinary! Find out how to make the most of Venus in Sagittarius for your specific sign, after the jump…
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For The Week Of January 10-16, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sugarcoating your conversations doesn’t have to mean you are lying, as there isn’t anything you have to hide per se, but how you present your information will matter. Yes, be careful with how you use your words now, as every syllable will matter in the scheme of your latest lusty plans. However, the art of flirtation is a two-way street, so prepare to get back the sweet talk you give.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Who cares about repercussions? Despite how careful your brain wants to act now, cast all logic aside and run with your emotions. After all, trying to deny your feelings always bites you in the end, as you’ve learned you are a true romantic at heart and there is no other way for you to operate. Besides, chances are this adventure is worth the risk.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just because you love your boo doesn’t mean you have to love his family too. While it pays to be friends with them, it may be hard for you to force the connection. However, this week, a miracle will happen and have you seeing a new side to where your sweetie comes from and it may just have you surprisingly falling even harder head-over-heels for him.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You might be a sucker for a pretty face, but without brains to back it up there are only so many thrills you’ll be able to squeeze out before boredom strikes. Not to say you can’t have some fun, but realize there are all sorts of opportunities out there now and if you settle too fast, it’ll be you missing out on having some substance with your sex.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

It may be hard to place your finger on how you feel, but if you just keep talking about it, things will start to take shape. It’s just about getting it all out on the table, to see what you’ve got, and then working it from there. If anything, it‘ll also finally give that other the clue that they’ve been waiting for, giving you both a big lesson in the finer and hotter points of teamwork.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’ll be feeling a new sense of confidence and daring that’ll come on suddenly, so don’t be shy to climb on top and ride out your dreams, as this is your time to be the boss! Sure, this brash show of power might be much for a few to handle, but in love, the only thing you need to know now is that it’s survival of the fittest. So, let the games begin!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Prepare for a certain someone to suddenly start acting “formal.” Yes, it’s to create a distance to recalibrate. However, chances of it being directly about you are slim. We can’t choose who we fall for; so don’t beat yourself up over this weird turn of events, as everyone is entitled to go schizo every so often. Instead of freaking, take it as your cue to do other things — like shopping!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Relax and enjoy a week of not trying to solve your problems on your back. No, this isn’t the time to screw away your agonies, as it’s about taking a more innovative approach to the same ole same ole and making it your own. Life is changing rapidly and to stay ahead of its curve, it’ll mean working those more bizarre angles.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

This is one of those weeks when being happy over being right will be more your speed, so don’t get flustered when your boo starts sounding like a crackhead. That’s right, ignore it and take the high road. Trust you know who he really is and leave it at that. If all goes as the universe foretells, in a few weeks, it’ll all work itself back into you both being as snug as a bug in a rug.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The truth is coming and will bring a colossal shock. The good news is that it might be so great that you’ll feel as if the universe is revolving around just you, or it might be something that you’ve long suspected but did all you could to avoid accepting because the pain seemed too hard to bear. Whichever direction your story veers off into, don’t worry. Remember it’s always darkest before the dawn.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Birds of a feather may flock together, but it doesn’t mean you have to like it. Yes, there will be something quite disturbing about your baby this week and it can boil down to the company he is starting to keep. While you can’t play mom, barking orders to get what you want, there is no reason you can’t use sex as your weapon. As they say, all is fair in love and war!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The heat is on, as you and that special someone turn that corner to find the inevitable has arrived — as in time to make a big decision on where you’re going and work out a real commitment. While not all will be easy, in terms of sorting out boundaries and humbling your ego, realize it’s a small price to pay when dealing with someone who actually is on your level.

For The Week Of January 3-9, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A big whiff of the truth will be filling your head, making you so over holding grudges and all about apologies, that your love life will have a turn-about like no other, making you and your boo hustle faster on decisions that really set you on a firmer path to the future. Yes, drop the tough girl act and dive into the mush now, because that is where you’ll find the sweetest nectar.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Talk may be cheap, but it’s got to start somewhere. Realize no one is a mind reader and if you don’t lay it on the line in the rawest way, then no one is going to get what you’re feeling and rarely will you get what you want. While decision-making may not start smoothly, understand the pace will take patience to get perfect, but believe and you will get it down just in time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Honesty is the best policy and once you start downing spoonfuls of it and facing your worst fears, all will be fine. After all, how serious does life have to be for you? Sure, you want respect, but you don’t have to be humorless in having it. If anything, the more you can laugh, the more admiration will come, as that’s the kind of love that’ll do you good right about now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Splurge on yourself and live it up, as now is when you need to give love to the most important person in your life — you. Yes, time to recharge your batteries, update your look, overspend and indulge in one too many cocktails, etc., etc. Whatever thrills you can think of, take, as leading by example will be the best move in your flirt game you can possibly have now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Breathe a sign of relief as your year is going to be kicking off to a new tune that will make you tingle from head to toe. Yes, expect something good to come into your life, stirring up the magic that you thought was long dead. Seems there is a second wind to something in your life that you didn’t expect and when it blows, it just might knock you off your feet.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Platonic feelings can turn a sharp angle right into your pants this week, so be ready to make some tough decisions. Of course, things may be moving so fast you might not be able to think, as the spontaneity will feel so enticing that you won’t even remember the words to resist. Of course, it may also be that you don’t know why you would want to.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Don’t be scared to brag about yourself, because the right ears will be out there and can help you along your way up the ladder of success. While you might be shy about sounding boastful and conceited, don’t. You are your best sale person now and if you can’t get up on the soapbox to support something you believe in, then why would anyone else bother?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Optimism is needed stat. Seems you will find yourself in charge of something bigger than the norm, and it can have you flipping out just a bit. However, this is your time to seize the spotlight and just go with the wackiest ideals you can drum up and lead with excitement. No matter what the outcome, your spirit will be infectious and for it, love, love, love.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You know who you are and nothing will change that. If someone wants to challenge you on it, seems they will be barking up the wrong tree, as now is your time when your inner power kicks in a big way and has you feeling your strength. After all, you are the ultimate sign of stubbornness, and standing your ground is your birthright. So, do it now and show everyone who’s the boss.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Seems there are greater powers out there in the universe and they are all going to be working their magic on you, as secrets and surprises pop out in bizarre ways to move you along the rainbow of love. Yes, crazy circumstances are underway this week and if you go with the flow, you will be feeling the bliss of romance in a way you never quite thought you could before.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Anything can happen now, so don’t discount a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas or something just as wacky and out of character. Yes, seems you will be slipping into a new skin as changes are coming and new emotions brought up, forcing you to put yourself on the line and reveal all your cards. The good news: all the cards you’re holding are aces!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Relax and let it all fall into place, as this is your week to set routines and get your organization on. Yes, work and all those little pesky details will be calling your name, but thank your lucky stars, because once you align your time, the universe’s kick back is a big dose of sexy loving that’ll excite and inspire the romantic side of you all over again.

For The Week Of December 27-January 2, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Obligation is a dirty word, but it’s a part of life when you have to deal with others, especially family. This is the week you have to make some fast decision on how to cope with drawing the line between coddling the needy to actually helping out with something worthy. This might be your time to start with the tough love, or you’ll begin your year with a load of resentment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Have an open heart, as that’s all you can do with when dealing with a frustrating personality that doesn’t seem to be on solid ground. Think of it as points for your karma and just invite them in, as that is all the responsibility you need to claim. At the least, it’ll push your reputation that much closer to sainthood, and in that special someone’s eyes, your kindhearted gestures will be like an aphrodisiac.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This year will flash before you in a majorly sentimental way this week, giving you clarity that you hadn’t had in a while, as now you truly can get some perspective on your inner power and sort out the direction you want to put yourself in. While it might not make you so physically action-packed this week, in your mind, you will be soaring to some amazing places.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Not all years have to start with a bang, because if you insist on one this upcoming New Year’s, you will get one, but it won’t be to your liking. Sorry to say, time to curb your enthusiasm and be willing to take the passenger seat, as barked-out orders now won’t be received kindly. Not to say you aren’t right, but this just isn’t your time to get your way peacefully.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ll feel your emotional boundaries stretched beyond, making you wonder how far you’d go for love. Seems if you can eke out these last bits of compassion, then you’re good to go, as this is as far as it’ll get. However, while some stretches can make you feel good, despite the pain, others may permanently break you. Time to find out what you can do and accept fate accordingly.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Nothing like sudden chaos to find out where one’s loyalty lies. Yes, amid a weird series of events, this is going to be a revealing period when you’ll learn how bold or base another’s love is (or perhaps yours). Picking sides and the degree of courage shown will become sources of inspiration or the lack thereof will be the start of an extradition. Yes, cliff-handing scenarios dead ahead!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Although you can get down with being in the limelight, this week the attention you will be getting won’t be to your liking, as not everyone will be out to praise you. You know it; haters are going to be out and about. So resist giving into their sneaky ploys to undermine. Because if you can keep your head held high throughout, respect will ultimately be yours.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You may have grown to be a certain way, but that doesn’t mean the rules can’t changes and you can’t break routines. Yes, seems a clash of agendas will be happening, throwing you into a precarious place where you might doubt who you are and whom you chose to be with, but so is life, and if you say “no” now, you will be missing out on quite an experience.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

No news is not good news. Realize now, the longer you wait for a response in the dead silence the more you are submitting your power towards something or someone that isn’t after your best interests. This is the time communication is essential, even if it seems a bit rickety.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Making peace may mean a matter of humbling yourself and trading in a bit of your integrity for the cuddles, but with an exchange rate that can feel so good, you might just sell it all down the river. No matter, as soon as the clock strikes midnight, it’s all about new beginnings anyway and residual negative effects from the prior year, no matter how new, will cease to exist.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Schedules are your enemy this week, as they will only bring frustration and agony to your life. Best to just fly by the seat of your pants and take it moment by moment, as who can tell how they will feel in the varying situations that come around? If you have nothing to compare it to, it will feel like paradise. Otherwise, damn those expectations, because they are your devil.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Things will have a funny way of working out, if you maintain a sense of humor. Yes, love matters now will take totally bizarre non-linear paths that won’t be easily decipherable, but that is part of the fun, if you see it that way. Believe it, the last laugh is all yours and it’ll be one that is full and robust, enough to fill you several times over … however, on a layaway plan.

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