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For The Week Of November 8-14, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares if the only thing you like about your latest catch is how they look and it makes you unable to think of anything else? Lust is a perfectly fine way to get things started, as it’s at least a start. If you find that after a while that is all that is there, then you’ll be bored in time and all will work itself out. For now, appreciate the splendor and live in the moment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Temptations will be streaming in from all directions and it’ll be harder for you to reign in your discipline, as all you want to do is say, “Yes.” However, do realize that sometimes it’s more about having choices than actually traveling down every option that’s the sexy part, because in the end, consequences for over-indulging are never nice.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This is your time to break patterns. Even if you can’t even think of other ways of doing what you do, stop and do nothing. Whatever the case, this is your time to pause and reconfigure your direction and forge a new path. Not to say you have to have all the answers right now, but just one step in an alternate direction will do and all the rest will fall slowly into place.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You won’t be able to hold yourself back from the genius you will be feeling, so it’s a matter of keeping up your energy to go with the flow. However, it will take some group efforts to make your vision real, so plot and plan your strategy with detail, because as long as you have a good blueprint to work from, success is inevitable.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget trying to spend too much alone time with your baby to figure out what is going on with him, instead realize the source to all your answers lies with his friends and this is the week they will be more than willing to aid and abet you in all that you need to know. It seems you have more than a few allies wishing for the same outcome as you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you want anything to happen the way you want, you’re going to have to get assertive and blunt. That someone is willing to listen and wants to do right by you, but without some direction, it’s hard for them to hit it just the way you like it. While this might be a bit confusing to articulate early on and even a little uncomfortable, after a while, you’ll wonder why you were ever that shy.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit power rocks your world and make your choices accordingly, as there is no time now to feel sorry for another and expect to be the light of their life that lifts them out of their despair. As it must be, it’s every man and woman for himself or herself now. And for you, time to reach further to the top, because where you’ll find what you truly need is not where you currently stand.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Exaggerate your needs! Not to say you have to lie, but when it comes to explaining what you want from another, you’ll have to go up and beyond the norm into fantastical. Only when you set the bar so high will that person be able to jump to a place that you can live with. Otherwise, setting them up with the truth won’t actually inspire enough momentum. Odd, but true.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about sitting back and letting things go on their own, to see what arises. This isn’t the time to push too hard for anything, as it won’t give you a truthful portrayal of whom you are playing with. After all, when no one is looking, isn’t leaving someone to their own devices the only way to see if their game is even worth it? This time around, most definitely!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Things get intense when those conversations that lead you out of confusion and into peace, love and giddiness begin. Yes, this is a week when love and commitment will play a crucial role in your life and most likely for the better. However, remember, it takes two to make a thing go right, so don’t hold back. It’ll be your purging that will be the start to this new foundation.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Emotionally speaking, change will be causing a tension knot that will be driving you mad. However, don’t be a control freak, as sometimes a new route is just what it takes to make things more interesting, even if a few turns of it will seem too much to bare. Remember, nothing is ever finite in this crazy game called love.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You won’t be able to stop your mouth from going off without a filter, but don’t worry, it’ll be fantastic. Seems there are more than a few things you need to get off your chest about your current situation and seems the only way to be fully honest with it all is by snapping. Thankfully, when you get into your power like this, not only is it effective but hot as hell too.

For The Week Of November 1-7, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This week your sage advice will bring on brilliant consequences for a certain someone and for that (as in him finally beginning to get the scope of your mental prowess), he’ll be even crazier about ravaging the enigma that is your body. Of course, being slow on the uptake has never been a teaser for you, so how you play with this ball in your court will be solely up to your discretion.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your five senses will be working on overdrive, so don’t waste them on anyone you don’t want to see, smell, feel, hear and taste 24-7, as all that you experience now is fuel for your creative senses, which can lead you to brilliant ideas and professional breakthroughs as well. Yes, once you get the ball rolling in the right manner, seems its chain reaction can make all fall into place.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’ll have had it with beating yourself up over things you want and don’t have. Now it’s time to see what’s right in front of you is incredible and more fantastical than you first assumed. Yes, a change of heart is coming for the better and all the love and light you dreamt of will start to feel possible — and not in that scary Danielle Staub kind of way.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Not everyone is going to get with your aggression or passion, and for them, too bad. Avoid holding yourself back for anyone else now, as that is going to make you feel the ire of regret soon enough. You’ve set the pace; now it’s up to them to keep up or not. If not, no problem, there’s always another who can catch up — so don’t dumb yourself down!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If so-and-so can’t say it to your face, there is no reason you can’t turn the tables on them and get back in theirs. You’re going to have to defend yourself now, as someone around you is going to be acting out in all kinds of shady ways. However, once you set your foot down and show them what you’ve got, the respect and power you deserve is yours for the taking.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You never thought you would be the kind to get jealous of your boo, but when you come down with a bout of the “have and have-nots,” you’ll be all about underestimating yourself. Whatever. Go with it and run through all those negative feelings, because only after you purge it all is when you can finally start rebuilding it too.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You won’t be able to see straight with lust going right into your brain and having you feel as if you are living an alternate universe. The good news is that it is real and you’ve earned every second of it! So forget asking too many questions, because ruining the vibe now with anything other than indulgence will forever put a wrench into your sexy little monkey works.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you thought you knew what was happening and with whom, in comes a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde moment when your honey’s actions will seem as if they come out of left field and make you wonder what in the hell he or she might be smoking. Luckily for some though, this may mean a fun twist of events rather than an aggravating one.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Being chill in love is fine, but being complacent is not. Hello, time to realize not all is perfect in paradise and you may be slowly sliding down so-and-so’s priority list. Either or, to avoid a tragic end, time to add some spice to your current romantic bouillabaisse and start stirring the pot, as it’s all in your hands now to get the flavor back.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Sit back and relax. The less you stress yourself out about things, the clearer the answers are on what you need to do. Yes, this is your time to work smart, not hard, and the only way you can be at your cleverest is at your quietest — which is something new for you, but will prove to be interesting, informative and indispensable.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Just when you thought your lip-gloss was going to waste and that certain someone was forever in the “do not disturb” bin, in comes a surprise that will make you do a fast double take. Seems all mysteries aren’t so easily solved, as there are a few more clues that’ll pop up, and by following up on them, you may just crack this whole case and make it your own.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is your time to win over some points with your boo’s family, so clear out your schedule and start putting in some dates that will start giving you some clout in the eyes of those who will matter the most. This is your time to really start sealing the deal. Once you’ve won the kingpins over, it’ll be easy street.

For The Week Of October 25-31, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of bullies now. For now stick to your guns on what you need to do for you and forget others. This is your time to make choices and go through your mental baggage before picking up anyone else’s — because that is exactly what another is asking.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Let loose your flirty side and take that leap of faith by approaching that certain someone who you never in your wildest dreams thought you could hook, because this week your game will be on and it’s best aimed towards someone who strays from your norm. While it may or may not be true love forever, the short-term outcome will give you something to smile about.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can’t always be in control. Besides it being tiring, when it comes to relationships, if you take this clenched fist approach, how will you ever know what your other half’s potential is? Sure, you might be saving time, but it shows you don’t have much faith. So, as hard it as may be, this week, slide into that passenger seat and enjoy the view. Chances are you’ll love it.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You want what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Anyone who might get in your way will suffer a horrific demise, because there is no stopping you from getting what you want now and if anything does, then woe is them. This is your time to claim all that you dream of and dream as large as you want, no matter what!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Hearing “I told you so” is the most grating of all phrases to you, so brace yourself as this week something you regret could come back to haunt you. However, what can you do now? Take time to reflect, but take even more time to sort out a new game plan. Nothing now is permanent and if you work fast, it’ll make this phase pass even faster.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

There will be an odd, but tasty, connection you can make through someone you know that will land you an opportunity that will have you feeling your game once again. Just don’t be shy about being around vague acquaintances or new faces, as this week’s plan of action will likely unfold in a weird way before you see how it’ll all make sense.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit falling in love on the installment plan blows. So, before you hook yet another with lots of potential but not much to show for it, change your trajectory fast! This is your time to stand up taller and realize you’re not a girl who can be bought on a layaway plan. Yes, baby, it’s C.O.D. now or nothing at all!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Who cares if all your latest conquest has to offer is a pretty face. As it stands, you are not after true love at this very moment and the less you take seriously, the better off you will be. This is your time to realize your power as independently as possible. If this means taking up a few strays to have some fun, whatever. It’s all in the name of fun, so live it up!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Wait to tell the world anything exciting that is brewing with you and your honey. This is your time to just savor the news together in private, as once the cat comes out of the bag, more chaos than you can imagine will ensue and may kill the current buzz you have going on. Yes, one day it will be time to share, but that day is not included in this week.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Just when you and your boo were in sync, in comes a major influx of turmoil to shake up your happy little love nest. Seems all of a sudden power struggles will strike and passive-aggressive behaviors will take front and center. While it’ll aggravate, realize this is a small price to pay for some super hot sex, because when all has settled, that’s what you’ll remember from it anyway.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter what you’ve done in the past, it is never too late to make up if you can stand by your word here on out. Everyone is entitled to have made mistakes, but living in the shame of it and taking no actions for it won’t be doing you any favors. If you can trust what you believe in, go for it and make it happen, as it seriously is now or never.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You love a little tension when it comes to love, as in being with someone feisty is the kind of fun that makes you curious in all sorts of places. Though, as this week progresses and has you thinking you know all, prepare yourself for a bit of fire to heat you up in all the right spots. Just don’t jump to conclusions. Big surprises will arrive in unassuming packages.

For The Week Of October 18-24, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

There is never a dull moment when it comes to what you are finding in your inbox these days. Yes, bizarre communications have been plaguing you. This week the game gets stepped up even further, as a few shocking revelations will find their way to you, opening up bigger and bolder questions in your mind that may make your brain implode.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your body is going to be craving something deeper and darker, negating all that your logic wants to tell you. Seems there is a power that’ll be luring you in so strongly that if you try to resist, your curiosity will hold on even tighter. Whatever, just go with it, as either choice will have difficult consequences — might as well deal with the one that gets you a little satiated.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget trying to be polite, because most of the time you don’t mean it anyway. Best to just be yourself, grumpy opinions and all, because that is the only way you are going to strike a fair deal for yourself when dealing with another who might honor, love and cherish you in the long run, but for this week is strictly out for himself.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A sudden moment of clarity will hit you this week, throwing you into “Little Miss Fix It” mode and causing you to immediately change up your routines and adopt newer, healthier habits, as lately you’ve been acting like your own worst enemy, selling out stability for any quick fix you can have. This week it’ll all catch up to you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget anymore scheming, because this is the week tides turn. The cleverness you’ve shown off will put you far ahead of the pack and right onto the trophy platform. However, getting where you want too fast may just bore you to tears, as sometimes, unfortunately, the destination won’t match the excitement of the journey.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Winning will feel hard to come by this week, as it seems everything you’re after gets ten times heavier and a thousand times more impossible. While giving up may be your first instinct, don’t. Realize that if you push hard enough, you will gain some ground and inch-by-inch learn this victory has many more levels that deserve the extra efforts.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

All the deals you have worked out with Mr. So-and-So are going to go into play this week, schooling you on how powerful his word actually is. Hopefully, they’ll be stronger than you suspected and it’ll make you feel like you have to work harder to maintain. However, if it’s the opposite, as in things go limp fast, let it go, as all else that’ll follow will be a lost cause.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Hotness will be all around you, stimulating your brain to think all sorts of wickedly delightful fantasies that will feel impossible not to explore. Thankfully, this will fuel you to move your butt out of the comfort zone and back into the game. You’ve been on the sidelines for far too long and now it’s your time to dive back in, because the team needs you!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Throw caution to the wind, because this week, if you raise the stakes and play big, you will win big. Yes, your mind is working overtime (and the sharpest it has been in ages), so there is no way you can lose if you can keep an eye on the prize — you on top! Yes, ruthlessness, ambition and pride will all be on the line, so save face and work it with all you’ve got!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This is your time to go make a wrong turn into a right, as something or someone from the past shows up and gives you a chance to do something you’ve wanted to do for a long time. Just one bit of advice: don’t plan too much of what you will do, as spontaneity is your strong point now. Plus, if you over-think it, it could send you back a few steps rather than ahead.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to sharing with your flavor of the week, expect some major TMI to start pouring into your head. Not to even say it’ll be that juicy, as in racy skeletons coming out of the closet, but just an overload of info that could have you rolling your eyes and possibly looking for the nearest exit.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget waiting for green lights. Sitting back and waiting for approval is for the birds anyway. Plus, why submit yourself to a second class status when you can just seize control yourself and make the decisions you have to make for you, without any more waiting around? After all, it takes two to tango and now might be time to turn it into a solo.

For The Week Of October 11-17, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

What you say will sound sane to you, but to another, it will come out as the wackiest bunch of words ever. Sure, you’ll know this is a communication snafu, but this other person is most likely looking to start a fight and will blow it out of proportion. Whatever chain of events it begins, realize it has to run its course — the destination will make sense of it all.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be alarmed if your feelings take a plunge into the dark side and have you fighting off a major bout of self-doubt. As one part of your life goes up, seems another will go down, throwing off your balance and leaving you to wonder what you really want. Avoid beating yourself up, because the answers will come only with patience.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re born under the most intense sign of the zodiac and that means you don’t let anything go without a fight. However, when you’re grappling with your demons, the harder you fight, the more of a chokehold they’ll have. For now, the path of least resistance is best, as they are only as strong as you want to make them, and this week, they’re out to suck you dry.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You don’t have to have all the answers all the time. It can be best to feel your way through the dark, as sometimes you hit upon something that feels irresistible but you’ll disregard it due to it being so far from your plan. This time around, the less you know, the more surprises are in store. So, forget you know anything and all will be just dandy!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just because you can get others to support you, that doesn’t make you right. So, forget the power in numbers theory when it comes to getting into a battle with your baby this week. No matter how much validation you can conjure up for yourself, the one vote that matters won’t budge. So, focus on the issues, rather than making it a fight for popularity.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Forget getting approval on whom you want to love and how you want to do it. If you waited for everyone’s understanding, you’d never get anywhere, as we don’t live in a perfect world. However, in time, life always changes, and things always do work themselves out. So, for now understand your circumstances are not set in stone and don’t get too caught up in the drama.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pressure on yourself to make new initiatives with love this week, because this is going to be a time when your ability to laugh at yourself will be tested, as there will be many random foibles that’ll wear on your patience. However, if you survive this now, you will see that light at the end of this ridiculous tunnel while getting the last laugh.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Be careful of where you place your trust, because not everyone making offers will be on the up-and-up – they can use their words deceptively. Not to say you aren’t one shrewd bunny, but who doesn’t get delusional when bombarded with loving words that are out to make one feel as if they are untouchable? So, your rule of thumb this week: if it sounds too good to be true, it is.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

There will be some backtracking when it comes to how deeply you want to be committed right now. This might be a temporary phase or it might not be. Whichever it is, it will take time to draw a final conclusion. Be patient and work slowly; drastic moves will result in egg in your face and possibly a deep pain in your heart.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This week you’ll have no patience for anyone. It’ll seem as if incompetence surrounds you and occupies all your time, as you relentlessly have to make up for those around you. While you will feel like it’s a thankless week, realize you aren’t insane. In lieu of the madness, feel free to spoil yourself rotten, because at least you know how to make yourself feel good.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The truth can be so subjective, especially when bending it can play nicely in your favor. Yes, this is the week when you’ll have to believe what you say with all your heart, even if it’s not the complete truth, because if you can come across like a believer, it’ll be so much easier to get that other to see the same. This week it’s more about the performance than the substance.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Cohabiting is going to get more intense; as every day is a day you’re going to have compromise your way through. As the pressure builds and you feel your space closing in on you, don’t feel like you have to just take it. Instead, take a time-out to draw up new rules. It’s your life, your relationship and it’s your choice to take the road less traveled.

For The Week Of October 4-10, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want your love to get on track, it’s time to open up yourself in a way you never have before, by asking the right questions and saying straight-up what you are after. While you might have gone over this before, this time around your honey will actually be paying attention, and this time around is when the real dialogues will begin.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Caution won’t be an option, as a wilder you breaks free and has you feeding your instincts and flying by the seat of your pants. Sure, this will make routine situations a bit shakier, but you won’t care, as old expectations have held you back for too long already. Expect to feel miraculously freer than you have in a very long time and love it.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your brain has been flip-flopping from present to past lately. This week it will fully sink back into a nostalgic mode, making you want to pick up the phone and call that certain someone. Thank God for Facebook. Who knows? All the things you want for the future may be something you had in the past. Best to explore it now than forever hold your peace.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sure, discuss your dreams and share your visions, but don’t get discouraged when opportunities to put all into play don’t appear suddenly. As it goes, this is a time for planning, not doing. Seems details to your plans aren’t completely in order, as it’ll take a few more final touches to figure out all the pieces of the puzzle. However, trust perfection is just around the corner.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is nothing like a little friendly competition, but that is only when you are actually playing with a friend. Seems whom you are entangled with now might have the face of an angel but the soul of a hungry demon; you may discover that somebody’s story isn’t adding up. While there might be a back story worthy of some sympathy, do tread lightly, as the ground isn’t so secure.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You might hit a state of shock, as someone you didn’t expect to come through for you will be alongside you in a way that makes you feel as if you are the center of their universe for real. Yes, no more gauging and no more wishing. This is when you finally see who is the real deal, so expect to end this week on a super-high note.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your horny little devil will be slipping into backseat driver mode, as your inner sadist slides into that driver’s seat. Yes, this is the week when enforcing some of your power might mean having to hurt a few. Chances are, they’re getting what they deserve. But do be prudent with how much of a good thing you take on, as there is a fine line between discipline and abuse.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Love will be taking a turn for the better. Your commitment gets deeper and more intense, as a bonding experience looming in the horizon will bring you together as a tighter team. While this drama will probably deal with something that you have seen before, this time around you both will be on the right wavelength to combat all and reveal that, together, you truly are invincible!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Smooth sailing with your boo hits a rut, as it’ll be the little details that mess up your stride. Thankfully, there is a ton of humor to this week too, as the foibles are so ridiculous that they’ll seem comical. However, without those few tanks of patience, you may feel on edge. So, hold tight, because if you can get through this now, all that follows will be cake.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Passion and excitement heat up — it’s all about new beginnings right now. However, the catch is you have to go to the past to find them, by hitting up places you haven’t been in a while or calling up old friends who can link you up with some new meat. It’s all about connecting your dots now because, once you do, a sight for sore eyes will be right in front of you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You never know whom you are going to bump into and what you are going to feel. Seems there are a few surprises in store for you that even you might know what to make of. The best thing though is to keep an open mind: be honest with yourself and move ahead slowly. If you understand you don’t have to have all the answers upfront, you’ll ultimately win it all.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The fact of the matter is that sex and love won’t be happening in the same place. While you’ll get the hots in one place, it’ll be another where the sweetness happens. Sure, if you could consolidate, you would. But, oddly enough, you will find a talent for departmentalizing that will satisfy you — variety will be the spice of your life this week.

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