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For The Week Of March 28-April 3, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Just because you’re in love doesn’t mean everyone else should cease to exist. So, no matter how obligated you are, realize new attractions are always possible and it’s controlling them that’s the hard part. Otherwise, what is wrong with enjoying the view and using it as your inspiration for other parts of your life? After all, there is nothing wrong with daydreaming, right? Right.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Love will turn a new corner, as commitment and all the lovely things that it can bring will be the highlight of your life. Finally, you will be able to see life heading in a more comprehensible direction. Not to say it’s all butterflies and rainbows forever, but at least for the next few weeks, all will be as idyllic as it appears. So enjoy it while it lasts.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re a lady that gets what she wants. Not because you’re lucky, so much as you are willing to work down to the bone in expressing your passion and dedication to stand by whomever or whatever you believe in. While this hasn’t always worked in favor, instead driving you to the edge, this week, a miracle is in store. The method to your madness will be right on the money.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want it, fight a little harder. Nothing will come easy now, but it is in arm’s reach, so make up your mind and claim your prize. Of course, you can let it pass, as perhaps your initial hesitation is its own sign, however, new options are moving in and can soon make you obsolete to that other. So, if you want to live with this “what if” in your mind, then so be it.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You might have been raised to be certain way, but oh well, you have a mind of your own and life turned out differently. Sure, family might have a thousand things to say about your choices, but are they living your life? No. So, time to put your foot down and boldly show off your decisions and how well they actually work for you. If you teach them, they will learn.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your fuse will be a lot shorter these days and you’ll have no time for stupidity. While you may wonder when you ever had time for the insipid, you’ll oddly realize that as of late you have been a bit more forgiving of dummies. However, the obvious becomes even more so this week, as somehow the rose colored glasses will fall off and have you quickly editing your contact list.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ve said all you had to and done all you need to do. Now, time to languish back in a job well done and enjoy the results of your efforts. If others want to argue with you and beg to differ about what more you should be doing, drown them out. As it goes, this is your time to chill out and love being you. Anyone getting in the way is only making it obvious they just don’t get you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This week will bring on lots of self-doubt and obsessing about the past, causing you to beat yourself up. Seems you just won’t be able to stop with the self-critique. However, the end of the week will bring a sudden change, as you will go full circle with your pity party, leading you into a brilliant idea that will instantly put you back on top. All you have to do after that is keep it moving.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The past is going to be popping up in a weird way this week, but the side effects could be goo, possibly stopping you from making a decision that may seem right now, but further down the line could cause complications. Whatever happens now, don’t deny the signs that will appear, as they will have significance.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Life will really be starting to fall into line, as some aspect of a deeper wish will begin to align and slowly shift your life in a new direction. Yes, dreams do come true and you will be living proof. Not to say this wasn’t without major effort on your part — and that you won’t backtrack every so often — but without a doubt, know you’re totally on the right path.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

News of your little inner freak will get out, but that won’t be anything to get your panties in a bunch over. So, take it in stride. We all have skeletons in our closets, but at least yours can be useful to another, as in finally giving them a clue about the things that will rev your engine for maximum play. Realize not all accidents have dire consequences.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Who cares about the future, when you can feel so good now?! Yes, time for instant gratification, as that is all that will make sense to you now. Sure, you might be burning a few bridges in the meantime, but whatever, not all of them were useful anyway, as sometimes igniting those fires is the highlight of the fun anyway.

For The Week Of March 21-27, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Beware of giving into passive aggressive behavior now. If that certain someone wants to stew like a baby in a dirty diaper, let them. You have no reason to feel guilty for any of your behavior or want to give into this ridiculous power play. After all, you’re a lady and there is no need for you to ever have to grovel, especially with someone so immature.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Ah, relationships. They’re supposedly your strong point, but not even you can have all the answers all the time — but that doesn’t mean someone else that’s louder and more assertive is right either. This week, take your time drawing your conclusions, despite the pressure, as you have every right to take your time, as you do always get half the vote.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Fast attractions are prevalent now, so enjoy and have fun without trying to sort out the consequences. Otherwise, analyzing every step will blur you from seeing opportunities that can appear. Yes, this is not when you will be able to judge a book by its cover so easily, so open it up and dive in for that decent read.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

As the sign of spontaneity, not even you know what will float your boat. Types elude you, as it’s another’s mind that really makes you melt. However, this week, that person stimulating you will be pressing all your buttons instead and while this might anger you to no end, you also won’t be able to stop salivating either. Whatever; if only love (or lust) were that easy.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget coddling, because tough love is only way to go. So save yourself from doing that Mother Teresa act that you resent, as watching them flop around on their own is what you need to get a clue. Plus, it’ll give them space to sort it out and eventually get a boost of confidence that will ultimately come back to appease you — see, an effortless win-win solution!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If it seems like your boo is picking fights with you for no reason, you’re not going insane — they are. Whatever the case, it has nothing to do with you and they most likely think they can take their crap out on you. Knowing this, put them back in their place, but be coy with how you deal, as in playing along and going for the make-up sex.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead, get wined and dined — who cares if you’re not so into the person doing it? It’s not your fault that you were born so devastating that others can’t stop spoiling you. However, be cautious. Don’t let guilt take over, as all is fair in love and war and if that means enjoying the worship, then so be it. Everyone is entitled to break a few hearts now and again.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

A burst of energy will have you wanting to hit every happy hour in sight, and why not? This is your time to jump back into the spotlight and put yourself out there in a major way. Even if you are in a relationship, this isn’t a time to hide out at home, as there’ll be so many people and places to see, and so many fascinating experiences to explore, that it’d be a shame if you missed it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you’re feeling it, then don’t deny it. You are as good as your own psychic hotline now, so pay attention to all those weird signals you get and focus harder on them. As it goes, communications you receive this week won’t be so linear, even downright paranormal, so keep an open mind and let the force be with you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Be careful whom you hang with now, as not all are as angelic as they want to appear and may disrupt your love life — as in competing with you or causing some sort of weird sabotage. As they say, keep your friends close, your enemies closer and top it all off with killing them with kindness. After all, bitches like these are never that unpredictable and will expose themselves in due time.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Work and love may have been difficult to balance in the past, but this week, career will take the lead, as you refocus on what your real priorities are. As it goes, putting yourself first is necessary now and embracing it will only propel you further to the top. Sure, it can get lonely up there, but at least you won’t have to deal with any whiney losers.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Spring is in the air and it’s time to quit it with the old married couple routine. Even if you are single, whatever schedule you have yourself running on, time to end it and throw some interesting monkey wrenches into your life. Adventure is calling and it’s time to step out of your usual routine! Dare yourself to take that next step to realizing your dream.

For The Week Of March 14-20, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A light bulb is going to go off in your head and once it does, the light from it will make apparent everything you need to know about your current state of affairs, as in how to properly approach, and what to expect — making your life just so much easier and manageable. After all, there’s nothing like a little organization to turn on a lady like you.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

While you hate confrontation, you also know you hate having to baby anyone too. So, be warned the only way you might come out of this week without having to spark flames of fury is to kill that other with kindness instead and chalk it up to another day at the “office.” Of course, know your limits, because it’d be a shame to waste all that coo-ing by snapping at the end.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There is only so much you can say to get someone to truly know what you are saying — and if they are the right person, sometimes you don’t even need words, as the connection you feel is so strong that language is just an accent to the magic. Yes, this week, don’t over-think those you meet or are around, as it really should be that cut and dry.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Leadership requires more than just charm, but a real sense of detail and knowing all the nuances of your team. This week, double check to see that all is okay, as it’s those pesky little things that will get in the way of getting what you want. However, if you get all the pieces in their right place, the rewards will be phenomenal.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Perfection is a fleeting concept, so think hard on whether or not clashing ideologies can be a plus or minus for you. After all, it takes two points of view to keep things interesting. However, constant conflict is a buzz kill. Of course, who knows what agreements can work out, if you try. Whatever you analyze the answer to be now, know there will be no right or wrong way to go.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Harsh critiques are an annoying part of life; don’t take it too close to heart when you hear opinions about those closest to you. Seems no one will be feeling much love and you’ll be put in the middle of it. Thankfully, you are a sign of diplomacy, so work out those treaties one by one, as you will find the right words to restore the peace all around you.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Seems those old ways of doing things aren’t going to be thrilling you the way they used to and a big change will be under way, as you crave something more dangerous and spicy. Whatever you get to quell this hunger, who knows, as it’s spontaneity and possibly grabbing at a few mystery straws that will ultimately float your boat this week.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You aren’t the most practical gal in the world, so don’t even attempt to be. Whatever wacky ideas you have up your sleeve, time to start unrolling them now, as it’ll be listening to that pesky little devil that sits on your shoulder that will bring you the most rewards. Yes, go ahead and tempt fate, as that is the only way for you to fully see the brilliance of you.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If the world worked in the way you assumed, what fun would it be? Sure, you don’t see the point of psyching yourself up only to wind up disappointed (which most of the time happens anyway); however, this week, life as you know it won’t be running the same way and to get it grooving in the right direction, it will take a gust of quirky blind faith to move it along. So go ahead, blow!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

While you may actually be saying the same things you usually do to your boo, the different words and semantics you’ll be using will be what kills the moment. When it happens, it will annoy. However, just take a time out, clear your mind and head back to the discussion, because with enough blabbering, eventually you both will click. Just think of this negotiation as foreplay and all will be fine.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Anxiety is going to come creeping in and make you doubt yourself. Just go with it, backtrack if you must, and make sure all of your actions have been copacetic. As you will learn, it will only be seeing it in this harried state of mind that you will understand the depth of your sanity. So hold tight, as it’ll then mean having to confront that person trying to play you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

There is always a price to pay for ease. So, despite loving the comfort now, time to project yourself into the future and to see the cause and effects of today’s decisions. Yes, the deeper you sink into this languid abyss, the harder the climb to fulfill the ambition inside you. Not to say you have to make drastic changes immediately, but at the least, recognize self-sabotaging patterns.

For The Week Of March 7-13, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You may know someone better than they know themselves, but you can’t stop them from kamikaze behavior. Sometimes, all you can do is sit back and just let it unfold. Most of the time it’s so harmless anyway, that at the very least, you can get yourself a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. When all is said and done, just whisper to yourself, “I told you so.”

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to the game of love, this is the time when you just need to lay low. Time to watch the predator do its thing and just anticipate the pounce — which can also mean letting a few of them into the ring to sniff, but not touch, the lusciousness that is you. After all, variety is the spice of life and as it goes, you’ll be feeling extra hungry they days. So, go ahead, tease away.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Love doesn’t have to be complicated for it to be good. So, if you are getting rolled about in red tape that sounds exciting, step back and realize it’s not, but rather a bit ol’ waste of your time. Besides, what you need now is hot, fast and intense stimulation, one that leaves you breathless, not anxious. After all, decisiveness is sexy, evasion is not.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Speak from your heart and your words will lead you to exactly where you will want to be. When the right moment hits, your eloquence will take over and explain something about yourself and what you are feeling better than any Hollywood script, as your inner poetic genius will come to save the day at the most perfect moment.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The homestead is going to get some feisty energy thrown into the mix, so expect lots of ridiculous fights that may break out over the most trivial matters. Seems it could just be a case of cabin fever, as this winter has been long and harsh, or it could be a symptom of something deeper. This week, what you gut is telling you will matter the most, so don’t put yourself into a state of denial.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Happy endings can come in the oddest of ways, so don’t discount little Freudian slips that come out of so-and-so’s mouth or even your own. Seems there are a lot of heavier emotions in play than anyone wants to admit, but why fight it? Someone has to get the ball rolling first, so when you hear the trigger, call it for what it is and go for it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Just thinking about things won’t make them happen, and as much as you want to believe in the power of visualization, it’ll only get you so far. This week, it’s all about materialization, which means getting your booty into gear and working it until you can’t work it anymore, because effort on your part will be the only thing that matters now.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Naughty thoughts will fill your brain, creating a heat down below that you won’t be able to quell with just the usual. Now is the time when pioneering a whole new brave path will count, as it can bring about such a sense of intimacy between you and your significant other and will make you understand things on a whole other wordless level. Yes, a weird, but interesting week ahead.c

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you get any invites to skip town, take them. Otherwise, sticking around will mean dealing with others’ bull and all that entails. Yes, this is a week you could snap, not due to your actions, but others driving their psychological nails into your head. Sure, you’re the sign of patience, but not so this week. Warn others to tread lightly around you now.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Evasion isn’t a sexy way to respond, so put that coy act aside and strike at the heart of the matter, if it actually matters to you. As it stands, the ball is in your court and it’s time to give it a big whack or let it drop, as the mixed messages you’re throwing are causing more of a stir than necessary and only raise the stakes away from your favor. So, yes, be direct!c

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

There are certain foibles you’ll have to suck up for the greater good of your sanity. After all, no one is perfect and although your reasons of frustration will be obvious to anyone paying attention, life can’t always work with you in mind. However, despite these disturbances, the rest of your week should be a delight. So, as they say, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.” c

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Bullying, it’s the trend and we all know how you like to be in touch with the times. So, to stay on point, talk a little more forcefully to your boo and get your way, because the sterner you are, the less options there will seem and the easier your minion will follow. It is all about delivery now and the more you can bring it, the more subservient all will be.

For The Week Of February 28-March 6, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Just stay on track, keep your priorities in order and all else will fall into place with your boo. As it goes, it’s their turn to make a move and chances are good they will follow. So look pretty and show off what you got while avoiding making any demands, because through osmosis, they will get it, and from there, life will evolve into a sweeter little tale of love and happiness.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s not always about being over the top when it comes to adding some spice to your life. This week, to get the attention of your baby or whoever you’re eyeing, know it’s all about the little things, like being an ear for them to spill all their little trials and tribulations to. As it goes, once you win their trust, you’ll see a brand new twist to all that is love this week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Put on your fancy shoes and prettiest looks, because it’s time to hit the town and spread your hotness all around. Yes, the stars have aligned, putting spontaneity and adventure on the agenda for you. Just don’t over think it or get ahead of yourself, as that’s the buzz kill that will ruin all. As it goes, be in the moment and let it unravel the way it must for optimum results.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Trust isn’t something you throw around easy, so when you arrive at a certain situation with that special someone, it will make you a bit anxious — but surprise surprise, seems they will be passing the test and proving that your idealism isn’t without merit. Yes, just when you thought you could lose all faith in humanity, this week’s turn of events will prove to be an optimist’s dream.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

It’s time to make some crucial decisions and stop teetering on the fence. If you really don’t know which way you want to go, don’t fret; by the week’s end, the answer will become clear. However, you’re going to have to throw the pragmatism aside to see it, as there will be no logic that can get in the way of what you must do next. Yes, time to truly be brave to forge ahead.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Time to indulge, because if you want to feel good anything soon, it’ll mean spoiling yourself. Sure, this might cost you more than you like, but you have to see everything you spend now as an investment in your sanity. As it goes, the future is unraveling and to make sure your mind doesn’t follow suit, keep it together by soothing yourself by spending some cold hard cash.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

One of those wake up and smell the truth moments is going to happen, as the scent of honesty will be so strong, that even you won’t be able to deny it anymore. However, don’t be scared, as what gets uncovered now will be a good shock to your system. These enlightening new facts can open up your world and heart in ways that’ll make you want to dive right in.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’re going to have to be more flexible this week, as it’ll be flakes-r-us in your life. Yes, people won’t be responding quite as you like, but it’s not like you didn’t sense something in the air. You know it, your gut instincts will be working overtime, so do pay attention to the vibes you feel when meeting and greeting others, as this is the time you should feel free to jump the gun.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Big career changes are coming, putting you in the spotlight. Of course, not everyone will fall in line as easy as you’d like, but who cares. You’re the one with power now and there is no time for letting yourself be intimidated. So, to get into total “head bitch in charge” mode ASAP, start by practicing at home, as whipping others into submission may take a little practice to perfect.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The world will feel as if everything you’ve wanted has fallen at your feet, as love, life and career will start feeling like a dream. However, be careful with what’s real and what’s just in your head. Sure, it’s great to have aspirations and see the potential, but you have to be on the same page as others now to have it all truly come together. So, pay attention and avoid editing out what you really don’t want to see.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

There is no mountain too big for you to climb now, as you have everything in you to succeed—and that includes vision. So, don’t shortchange yourself by thinking you can’t, as putting yourself in the line of fire now will be what will ignite the energy in you to go that extra mile. Of course, it will require you make that leap of faith, so stretch out those legs and go!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A sweet surprise is in store for you and it may make you love your honey more than you could even imagine. Yes, big love and romance are all on the agenda, as well as hot sex and steamier conversations that have you both realizing how powerful fate truly is. However, no matter how much emotion fills your life, keep it hush-hush for now, as this time is just for you and your boo.

For The Week Of February 21-27, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Love will feel so exciting and new that you will almost wonder what is happening and if you actually have slipped into another dimension. Yes, you just might, as a serious series of events is coming to put the tides of love in your favor. Enjoy the mush as it comes, despite your cynical point of view, because as you will learn, you are a sap and you love it.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Just because you love someone, doesn’t mean you have to pick up after them. As it stands, you are under no obligation to have to be anyone’s caretaker, maid or bank. While you are a giving and loving person, it’s time to draw new boundaries and see that sharing responsibilities is part of what being a real couple is all about — not just giving while the others keeps taking.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

As a believer in true love, this will be one of those weeks that will mystify you, as chance happenings will start the ball rolling into a weird place that have you feeling a bit out of sorts. Yes, trust issues will start burgeoning quickly and it will confuse. The only thing to do: believe in yourself and your instincts, as they will be all you need to get out of this week on top.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Emotionally, expect to hit some kind of wall this week. You aren’t the best with heavy sentiment, as you are better at sinking yourself into idealistic thoughts that are free of any pain. However, to get to get the best part of that certain someone, you are going to have to face your demons and believe greater happiness will come only after suffering this agony.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Time to express all your deepest, darkest and most loving feelings, as it’s time to come clean and get yourself out of the emotional cul-de-sac you’ve driven yourself into. After all, you can’t and shouldn’t do it alone. Sure, it may be a bit humbling at first, but once you purge yourself of everything, fast action will follow and the trauma will soon feel like a distant memory.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Funny feelings are going to cause a bit of discomfort, and it’ll be hard to shake yourself free of them — but don’t bother, as they’re symptoms of something bigger that you will have to deal with. Your sense of comfort is coming into the line of attack and if you want to regain your footing with serenity, it’ll mean sorting out those strange hunches that won’t fade away.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Love, magic, drama and sex are all going to step up in a bigger way, as you’ll be feeling a zing inside that will make you want to get a little friskier than usual. You won’t be able to take no for an answer — and why should you? Live it up and out, as only you can ignite the adventures that are awaiting for you now.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

As the pioneer of the zodiac, you do like taking the lead and being bossy. However, this week it won’t be to your advantage, as you will need a plan of attack to get the most out of others. So, sit back and make assessments. Yes, go ahead and judge all you want, because without forming strong opinions now, how will you know what you can really expect?

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

They say the strongest relationships begin with friendship first. So, look around, as your Prince Charming might be under your nose or one degree of separation aay. However, if there is really no one do-able in arm’s reach now, don’t fret. Instead, take the pressure off yourself and just relax and have fun, as this is the time when just being able to chill will be your sexiest play.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Be careful of someone crying wolf and trying to rope you into their drama. As it goes, power struggles will be happening and manipulation will be that other person’s weapon of choice. So, it’s imperative you know how you feel and stand behind it before this battle, as low blows will go deep and can catch you off guard. So, bolster up the defenses to ensure you get out alive.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Break out of your rut! Time to buy a plane ticket to an exciting locale you’ve always dreamt of or make that move on a sexier foreigner. Whatever you have access to, work up the courage to take on the world in a bolder way, as international relationships are your hot spot now and can prove delightful in all the right ways.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

No one needs to know all your nasty little secrets, except you. So, if this week ignites a mysterious love affair that has certain aspects of it needing to be on the DL, then so be it. Not all romances start out with perfect scenarios and others are just meant to be skeletons in your closet. Whatever. Enter the forbidden zone now, as fate has already RSVPed for you.

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