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For The Week Of April 18-24, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sexual intensity will hit a new high, as the intrigue that’s building between you and another is crazy hot! Admit there is a strong connection happening and jump in — and forget sorting out the longevity of this situation, as that isn’t the concern now. Instead, see this as an opportunity to learn the true depths of your passion and feel this moment openly.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Two heads will be better than one right now, so don’t try to do anything solo, as the results will only be half of what you can get. This can mean anything too, not just love, but whatever you have happening with money and career too. Sure, this might mean letting go of some of your trust issues, but once you reap the rewards, you’ll ultimately learn your most valuable lesson of all.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

On one hand, you’ll be feeling recharged and wanting to get your life in order like a lean machine. On the other hand, you’ll be feeling as if you just want to curl up in your home and veg out as if you were the last person on earth. Luckily, you’re a girl that can juggle a few mindsets at once. However, this week, be aware the mood swings will be just a little bit bigger.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Thankfully, your honey isn’t a freak without any friends. However, being that he is so popular, it can make it difficult for him to always be there for you. This week you’ll need a few extra strokes to your ego, but it won’t be so easy to gain. So, instead of getting passive-aggressive, be ready to charm everyone around him, as this will be the way to get his worship back onto you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Get ready with a little song and dance, as it’ll be the only way to quell drama at home this coming week. Yes, forget trying to fight the madness, because it won’t be worth it. Your best plan of attack now is to deflect and to do the unexpected — as in be ridiculous. Sure, that other will question your sanity, but rather that than aggravate you with their anger.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Yes, you have passive aggressive tendencies, but this week, use them in a more antagonistic manner, as in picking fights with your honey to stimulate conversation. Sure, it’s a weird way to go about things, but then again, they should know this about you and if they play properly, expect some interesting conversations to suddenly spark this week.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Listen to your impulses, as they’ll reveal all that is missing in your life. That’s right, you aren’t crazy, so pay attention, as everything you feel will have significance. If your own subconscious barking loudly isn’t going to get the message through to you, nothing else will … and, well, if that is the case, then perhaps you really do love the drama…

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Your confidence will be exorbitantly high and a new sense of optimism will take over. Forget questioning this feeling of elation, as it will feel like a miracle — only its consequences should matter now. You’ll have a clearer sense of who you are and how to fully appreciate those around you, despite their epic flaws. Yes, blinding love for everyone today!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Being a total sweetie is something you can’t help; that’s just the way you are. However, this week, you’re going to have to learn how to toughen up and make some boundaries. Your time will be scarce and there’ll be more than a few timesuckers who will cross your path that can talk a bigger game than they can play. So, beware!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You don’t have to go any faster than you want to. So, as a new friendship starts burgeoning in an unlikely place, take it for what it is and don’t get ahead of yourself. Although you do like getting lost in daydreams, as they tend to motivate you, this time around, keep it to yourself. If surprises are in store, let that other spring them, as for now, just looking pretty is good enough.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You can’t help who you fall in love with. So, as an odd attraction starts to form, suck it up and enjoy the ride into the great unknown. Why bother with questions, as all they do is sabotage you? Sure, it may not appear to be what you are used to, but considering this is a new day and age, this might be the time to allow fate to teach you a new thing or two.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Let the fireworks begin, as far out fantasies will be within an arm’s length! Yes, love, passion, excitement and spontaneity will all be on your side, so don’t be scared to express yourself and let your heart do the talking. Lovely exchanges are destined now, and the more you share, the sweeter they’ll get, as this is the time when your instincts will prove to be right on target.

For The Week Of April 11-17, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

We all have a freakier side our desires, and happy are the times we get to live it up and explore on them. This week is your week to let your libido run wild and have your passions burn, as the fuel to incinerate your repressions is here. It’s your time to usher in a new era of freedom and sexual confidence!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You may have a very pleasant way about you in public, but even you can’t hide the condescension when you are feeling so negatively about another. Forget trying to people please your way through this one, because you won’t be able to grasp any solid answers to work through it. If you feel it, say it, as some heat under your collar will warm you up quite nicely now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can make up some weird rules for yourself sometimes, just to test your own endurance — but what does that get you? Sure, you have learned time and time again that you are as tough as nails, but if you are not getting more out of it, then it’s time to get back to the drawing board and rework a few of your strategies.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Power is money and you know it. Don’t delude yourself that it doesn’t matter in your relationships, because no matter how much you try to ignore it, it’ll rear its ugly head and you’ll just have to deal. But it doesn’t have to be more of a demon than you make it out to be — peaceful solutions are possible.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is no reason to second-guess yourself, especially if you are getting a funny feeling someone isn’t treating you as they should. However, instead of taking time to make excuses for the situation, own up to the truth of the matter and put your foot down. This is your time to stick up for yourself, because if you don’t, no one will ever know what hurts you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Think back to something you predicted or thought of ages ago, because this week will prove your psychic skills are on point. Yes, something you knew was coming is going to take hold of you now and when it does, it won’t shock you, so much as leave you a little numb. After all, the predictable has never really turned you on.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

At the end of the day all romantic relationships that work have a strong friendship as its basis. However, just because that part of the equation is major, doesn’t mean it should negate all else either — as in, how do-able are you still to each other? If your answer is shamefully low, don’t worry; this is your week to successfully start spicing things up.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Approach this week delicately, as it’ll do you good to enter it confidently, but not cockily. Yes, know your worth and what you’re capable of doing, but don’t push too hard in letting that other person know — whether it be your baby or boss. Whatever the situation is, they’ll have to make the ultimate choic

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

People have a funny way of showing they care and sometimes it’ll mean, on your part, reading between the lines. This week, don’t be scared to have to dig deeper to find what you need, but beware that not all that you learn may be as pretty as you’d wish, as sometimes the truth can be downright dirty.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Timing may be your gift in comedy, but in life, you can’t seem to hit the mark — but whatever. If things are meant to be, they’ll happen when you feel comfortable with them, but you’ll be required to call some shots. Sure, the 11th hour isn’t always the most popular one, but it does hold the most anticipation, so make that entrance!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

If love could only make someone perfect, but no…Yes, when it comes to the object of your affection, deep dark secrets may surface and make you do a double-take. While it may be good or bad, the toss up is in the air and surprises will be in store, as things will start to slowly unravel this week.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

As much spirit as you bring, you can’t always expect it back. Sometimes another will have a bizarre way of showing their appreciation and that is just how the cookie will crumble. Of course, if this buzz kill continues, realize that you may just be barking up the wrong tree, as enthusiasm is ultimately one of your many aphrodisiacs.

For The Week Of April 4-10, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sudden offers that come in may leave you staring back with a condescending side-eye, but don’t be quick to judge anything now, as there is substance under the insanity. You know it — miscommunications will be underway and semantics can lead you astray, but experience will explain all, so forget the word, “No,” and make it a, “Yes,” all the way!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Relationships are a never-ending series of compromises that can tire the soul out and make you wonder what the point is. To say the least, this week that indecision will break you down even further, making you wonder what is so wrong with a life of solitude? However, the cross you bear is you are the sign of partnership, so understand there aren’t any easy answers or exits now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Passion is going to make you want to leap off the ends of the earth to chase after the impossible, and there’ll be no reason not to. After all, it takes only one dream to lead the way and if you can’t believe in the fantastical, then what exactly are you living for? You are the lady that loves to prove the odds, so trust in them and redefine your limits now!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget trying to make any more excuses! If there isn’t a smile on your face and laughter pouring from your heart, then you aren’t in the right place and it’s time to change your trajectory back to what matters — a happy state of mind that has you feeling hopeful, rather than harmful. If this mean a sudden break, then so be it. After all, nothing beats a clean getaway.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can’t always get what you want, so be ready to adapt and be resourceful. Not to say the circumstances that unravel this week are set in stone, but it won’t start off with you at the vantage point. Of course, playing victim does also have its rewards, so choose your position and work it for all you can.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Speak the truth and whatever happens, will happen. After all, you are doing no one any favors, especially yourself, with trying to candy-coat the circumstances if they aren’t for real. Besides, how will anyone learn any better if you can’t even come clean? Time to suck it up and just let it out, fast and straight up. From there, it’s out of your hands.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

The safe comfort zone is not where your best comes out, so time to switch it up and let your creativity open some more doors for you — as in dreaming up new schemes and places to be. Changing things up now will bring on the best rewards, as it’ll take a surprise to activate bigger surprises.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This won’t be one of the most graceful weeks, but who cares? As long as you stay true to yourself, at the end of the twists and turns, you will come out the winner — and that is all anyone will remember anyway. So, don’t be scared to look the fool every so often now, as a little egg on your face might wind up being a look that works for you.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Let your past teach you something; someone will come back trying to rope you into a not-so-hot deal and if you think back on your history, you will be able to see how this travesty will play out. While compassion may fill your heart, don’t let it drown out your mind, as it’ll be the only thing partially making any sense now.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Who cares what others think or say, as it’s you that has to live with your curiosities and consequences. Yes, no matter what anyone is spewing, it’s you that has to walk through this fire called life. Try all you might to project yourself to what you want, but realize what you conjure up now will lack the real meat you need, so stop avoiding it and take that bite.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This week, be prepared to defend your turf as another will try to close in on it and take it in as their own — and there’s no reason you need to play that kind of submissive role now anyway (at least not for anything outside the boudoir). Yes, get ready to speak out and act loud, as knowing who you are and what you want will make all the difference between winning and losing.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget trying to win every battle, as it’s about seeing the bigger picture now and taking the entire war. Yes, struggles will be happening, as philosophical differences take front-and-center in the drama department and will have you wondering how progressive you have to be. As it goes, there may be only so much rope you can let out before you’ll start to feel choked.

For The Week Of March 28-April 3, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Just because you’re in love doesn’t mean everyone else should cease to exist. So, no matter how obligated you are, realize new attractions are always possible and it’s controlling them that’s the hard part. Otherwise, what is wrong with enjoying the view and using it as your inspiration for other parts of your life? After all, there is nothing wrong with daydreaming, right? Right.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Love will turn a new corner, as commitment and all the lovely things that it can bring will be the highlight of your life. Finally, you will be able to see life heading in a more comprehensible direction. Not to say it’s all butterflies and rainbows forever, but at least for the next few weeks, all will be as idyllic as it appears. So enjoy it while it lasts.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re a lady that gets what she wants. Not because you’re lucky, so much as you are willing to work down to the bone in expressing your passion and dedication to stand by whomever or whatever you believe in. While this hasn’t always worked in favor, instead driving you to the edge, this week, a miracle is in store. The method to your madness will be right on the money.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want it, fight a little harder. Nothing will come easy now, but it is in arm’s reach, so make up your mind and claim your prize. Of course, you can let it pass, as perhaps your initial hesitation is its own sign, however, new options are moving in and can soon make you obsolete to that other. So, if you want to live with this “what if” in your mind, then so be it.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You might have been raised to be certain way, but oh well, you have a mind of your own and life turned out differently. Sure, family might have a thousand things to say about your choices, but are they living your life? No. So, time to put your foot down and boldly show off your decisions and how well they actually work for you. If you teach them, they will learn.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your fuse will be a lot shorter these days and you’ll have no time for stupidity. While you may wonder when you ever had time for the insipid, you’ll oddly realize that as of late you have been a bit more forgiving of dummies. However, the obvious becomes even more so this week, as somehow the rose colored glasses will fall off and have you quickly editing your contact list.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ve said all you had to and done all you need to do. Now, time to languish back in a job well done and enjoy the results of your efforts. If others want to argue with you and beg to differ about what more you should be doing, drown them out. As it goes, this is your time to chill out and love being you. Anyone getting in the way is only making it obvious they just don’t get you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This week will bring on lots of self-doubt and obsessing about the past, causing you to beat yourself up. Seems you just won’t be able to stop with the self-critique. However, the end of the week will bring a sudden change, as you will go full circle with your pity party, leading you into a brilliant idea that will instantly put you back on top. All you have to do after that is keep it moving.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

The past is going to be popping up in a weird way this week, but the side effects could be goo, possibly stopping you from making a decision that may seem right now, but further down the line could cause complications. Whatever happens now, don’t deny the signs that will appear, as they will have significance.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Life will really be starting to fall into line, as some aspect of a deeper wish will begin to align and slowly shift your life in a new direction. Yes, dreams do come true and you will be living proof. Not to say this wasn’t without major effort on your part — and that you won’t backtrack every so often — but without a doubt, know you’re totally on the right path.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

News of your little inner freak will get out, but that won’t be anything to get your panties in a bunch over. So, take it in stride. We all have skeletons in our closets, but at least yours can be useful to another, as in finally giving them a clue about the things that will rev your engine for maximum play. Realize not all accidents have dire consequences.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Who cares about the future, when you can feel so good now?! Yes, time for instant gratification, as that is all that will make sense to you now. Sure, you might be burning a few bridges in the meantime, but whatever, not all of them were useful anyway, as sometimes igniting those fires is the highlight of the fun anyway.

For The Week Of March 21-27, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Beware of giving into passive aggressive behavior now. If that certain someone wants to stew like a baby in a dirty diaper, let them. You have no reason to feel guilty for any of your behavior or want to give into this ridiculous power play. After all, you’re a lady and there is no need for you to ever have to grovel, especially with someone so immature.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Ah, relationships. They’re supposedly your strong point, but not even you can have all the answers all the time — but that doesn’t mean someone else that’s louder and more assertive is right either. This week, take your time drawing your conclusions, despite the pressure, as you have every right to take your time, as you do always get half the vote.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Fast attractions are prevalent now, so enjoy and have fun without trying to sort out the consequences. Otherwise, analyzing every step will blur you from seeing opportunities that can appear. Yes, this is not when you will be able to judge a book by its cover so easily, so open it up and dive in for that decent read.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

As the sign of spontaneity, not even you know what will float your boat. Types elude you, as it’s another’s mind that really makes you melt. However, this week, that person stimulating you will be pressing all your buttons instead and while this might anger you to no end, you also won’t be able to stop salivating either. Whatever; if only love (or lust) were that easy.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget coddling, because tough love is only way to go. So save yourself from doing that Mother Teresa act that you resent, as watching them flop around on their own is what you need to get a clue. Plus, it’ll give them space to sort it out and eventually get a boost of confidence that will ultimately come back to appease you — see, an effortless win-win solution!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If it seems like your boo is picking fights with you for no reason, you’re not going insane — they are. Whatever the case, it has nothing to do with you and they most likely think they can take their crap out on you. Knowing this, put them back in their place, but be coy with how you deal, as in playing along and going for the make-up sex.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead, get wined and dined — who cares if you’re not so into the person doing it? It’s not your fault that you were born so devastating that others can’t stop spoiling you. However, be cautious. Don’t let guilt take over, as all is fair in love and war and if that means enjoying the worship, then so be it. Everyone is entitled to break a few hearts now and again.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

A burst of energy will have you wanting to hit every happy hour in sight, and why not? This is your time to jump back into the spotlight and put yourself out there in a major way. Even if you are in a relationship, this isn’t a time to hide out at home, as there’ll be so many people and places to see, and so many fascinating experiences to explore, that it’d be a shame if you missed it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you’re feeling it, then don’t deny it. You are as good as your own psychic hotline now, so pay attention to all those weird signals you get and focus harder on them. As it goes, communications you receive this week won’t be so linear, even downright paranormal, so keep an open mind and let the force be with you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Be careful whom you hang with now, as not all are as angelic as they want to appear and may disrupt your love life — as in competing with you or causing some sort of weird sabotage. As they say, keep your friends close, your enemies closer and top it all off with killing them with kindness. After all, bitches like these are never that unpredictable and will expose themselves in due time.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Work and love may have been difficult to balance in the past, but this week, career will take the lead, as you refocus on what your real priorities are. As it goes, putting yourself first is necessary now and embracing it will only propel you further to the top. Sure, it can get lonely up there, but at least you won’t have to deal with any whiney losers.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Spring is in the air and it’s time to quit it with the old married couple routine. Even if you are single, whatever schedule you have yourself running on, time to end it and throw some interesting monkey wrenches into your life. Adventure is calling and it’s time to step out of your usual routine! Dare yourself to take that next step to realizing your dream.

For The Week Of March 14-20, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A light bulb is going to go off in your head and once it does, the light from it will make apparent everything you need to know about your current state of affairs, as in how to properly approach, and what to expect — making your life just so much easier and manageable. After all, there’s nothing like a little organization to turn on a lady like you.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

While you hate confrontation, you also know you hate having to baby anyone too. So, be warned the only way you might come out of this week without having to spark flames of fury is to kill that other with kindness instead and chalk it up to another day at the “office.” Of course, know your limits, because it’d be a shame to waste all that coo-ing by snapping at the end.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There is only so much you can say to get someone to truly know what you are saying — and if they are the right person, sometimes you don’t even need words, as the connection you feel is so strong that language is just an accent to the magic. Yes, this week, don’t over-think those you meet or are around, as it really should be that cut and dry.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Leadership requires more than just charm, but a real sense of detail and knowing all the nuances of your team. This week, double check to see that all is okay, as it’s those pesky little things that will get in the way of getting what you want. However, if you get all the pieces in their right place, the rewards will be phenomenal.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Perfection is a fleeting concept, so think hard on whether or not clashing ideologies can be a plus or minus for you. After all, it takes two points of view to keep things interesting. However, constant conflict is a buzz kill. Of course, who knows what agreements can work out, if you try. Whatever you analyze the answer to be now, know there will be no right or wrong way to go.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Harsh critiques are an annoying part of life; don’t take it too close to heart when you hear opinions about those closest to you. Seems no one will be feeling much love and you’ll be put in the middle of it. Thankfully, you are a sign of diplomacy, so work out those treaties one by one, as you will find the right words to restore the peace all around you.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Seems those old ways of doing things aren’t going to be thrilling you the way they used to and a big change will be under way, as you crave something more dangerous and spicy. Whatever you get to quell this hunger, who knows, as it’s spontaneity and possibly grabbing at a few mystery straws that will ultimately float your boat this week.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You aren’t the most practical gal in the world, so don’t even attempt to be. Whatever wacky ideas you have up your sleeve, time to start unrolling them now, as it’ll be listening to that pesky little devil that sits on your shoulder that will bring you the most rewards. Yes, go ahead and tempt fate, as that is the only way for you to fully see the brilliance of you.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If the world worked in the way you assumed, what fun would it be? Sure, you don’t see the point of psyching yourself up only to wind up disappointed (which most of the time happens anyway); however, this week, life as you know it won’t be running the same way and to get it grooving in the right direction, it will take a gust of quirky blind faith to move it along. So go ahead, blow!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

While you may actually be saying the same things you usually do to your boo, the different words and semantics you’ll be using will be what kills the moment. When it happens, it will annoy. However, just take a time out, clear your mind and head back to the discussion, because with enough blabbering, eventually you both will click. Just think of this negotiation as foreplay and all will be fine.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Anxiety is going to come creeping in and make you doubt yourself. Just go with it, backtrack if you must, and make sure all of your actions have been copacetic. As you will learn, it will only be seeing it in this harried state of mind that you will understand the depth of your sanity. So hold tight, as it’ll then mean having to confront that person trying to play you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

There is always a price to pay for ease. So, despite loving the comfort now, time to project yourself into the future and to see the cause and effects of today’s decisions. Yes, the deeper you sink into this languid abyss, the harder the climb to fulfill the ambition inside you. Not to say you have to make drastic changes immediately, but at the least, recognize self-sabotaging patterns.

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