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For The Week Of January 3-9, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A big whiff of the truth will be filling your head, making you so over holding grudges and all about apologies, that your love life will have a turn-about like no other, making you and your boo hustle faster on decisions that really set you on a firmer path to the future. Yes, drop the tough girl act and dive into the mush now, because that is where you’ll find the sweetest nectar.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Talk may be cheap, but it’s got to start somewhere. Realize no one is a mind reader and if you don’t lay it on the line in the rawest way, then no one is going to get what you’re feeling and rarely will you get what you want. While decision-making may not start smoothly, understand the pace will take patience to get perfect, but believe and you will get it down just in time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Honesty is the best policy and once you start downing spoonfuls of it and facing your worst fears, all will be fine. After all, how serious does life have to be for you? Sure, you want respect, but you don’t have to be humorless in having it. If anything, the more you can laugh, the more admiration will come, as that’s the kind of love that’ll do you good right about now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Splurge on yourself and live it up, as now is when you need to give love to the most important person in your life — you. Yes, time to recharge your batteries, update your look, overspend and indulge in one too many cocktails, etc., etc. Whatever thrills you can think of, take, as leading by example will be the best move in your flirt game you can possibly have now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Breathe a sign of relief as your year is going to be kicking off to a new tune that will make you tingle from head to toe. Yes, expect something good to come into your life, stirring up the magic that you thought was long dead. Seems there is a second wind to something in your life that you didn’t expect and when it blows, it just might knock you off your feet.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Platonic feelings can turn a sharp angle right into your pants this week, so be ready to make some tough decisions. Of course, things may be moving so fast you might not be able to think, as the spontaneity will feel so enticing that you won’t even remember the words to resist. Of course, it may also be that you don’t know why you would want to.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Don’t be scared to brag about yourself, because the right ears will be out there and can help you along your way up the ladder of success. While you might be shy about sounding boastful and conceited, don’t. You are your best sale person now and if you can’t get up on the soapbox to support something you believe in, then why would anyone else bother?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Optimism is needed stat. Seems you will find yourself in charge of something bigger than the norm, and it can have you flipping out just a bit. However, this is your time to seize the spotlight and just go with the wackiest ideals you can drum up and lead with excitement. No matter what the outcome, your spirit will be infectious and for it, love, love, love.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You know who you are and nothing will change that. If someone wants to challenge you on it, seems they will be barking up the wrong tree, as now is your time when your inner power kicks in a big way and has you feeling your strength. After all, you are the ultimate sign of stubbornness, and standing your ground is your birthright. So, do it now and show everyone who’s the boss.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Seems there are greater powers out there in the universe and they are all going to be working their magic on you, as secrets and surprises pop out in bizarre ways to move you along the rainbow of love. Yes, crazy circumstances are underway this week and if you go with the flow, you will be feeling the bliss of romance in a way you never quite thought you could before.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Anything can happen now, so don’t discount a spontaneous trip to Las Vegas or something just as wacky and out of character. Yes, seems you will be slipping into a new skin as changes are coming and new emotions brought up, forcing you to put yourself on the line and reveal all your cards. The good news: all the cards you’re holding are aces!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Relax and let it all fall into place, as this is your week to set routines and get your organization on. Yes, work and all those little pesky details will be calling your name, but thank your lucky stars, because once you align your time, the universe’s kick back is a big dose of sexy loving that’ll excite and inspire the romantic side of you all over again.

For The Week Of December 27-January 2, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Obligation is a dirty word, but it’s a part of life when you have to deal with others, especially family. This is the week you have to make some fast decision on how to cope with drawing the line between coddling the needy to actually helping out with something worthy. This might be your time to start with the tough love, or you’ll begin your year with a load of resentment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Have an open heart, as that’s all you can do with when dealing with a frustrating personality that doesn’t seem to be on solid ground. Think of it as points for your karma and just invite them in, as that is all the responsibility you need to claim. At the least, it’ll push your reputation that much closer to sainthood, and in that special someone’s eyes, your kindhearted gestures will be like an aphrodisiac.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This year will flash before you in a majorly sentimental way this week, giving you clarity that you hadn’t had in a while, as now you truly can get some perspective on your inner power and sort out the direction you want to put yourself in. While it might not make you so physically action-packed this week, in your mind, you will be soaring to some amazing places.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Not all years have to start with a bang, because if you insist on one this upcoming New Year’s, you will get one, but it won’t be to your liking. Sorry to say, time to curb your enthusiasm and be willing to take the passenger seat, as barked-out orders now won’t be received kindly. Not to say you aren’t right, but this just isn’t your time to get your way peacefully.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ll feel your emotional boundaries stretched beyond, making you wonder how far you’d go for love. Seems if you can eke out these last bits of compassion, then you’re good to go, as this is as far as it’ll get. However, while some stretches can make you feel good, despite the pain, others may permanently break you. Time to find out what you can do and accept fate accordingly.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Nothing like sudden chaos to find out where one’s loyalty lies. Yes, amid a weird series of events, this is going to be a revealing period when you’ll learn how bold or base another’s love is (or perhaps yours). Picking sides and the degree of courage shown will become sources of inspiration or the lack thereof will be the start of an extradition. Yes, cliff-handing scenarios dead ahead!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Although you can get down with being in the limelight, this week the attention you will be getting won’t be to your liking, as not everyone will be out to praise you. You know it; haters are going to be out and about. So resist giving into their sneaky ploys to undermine. Because if you can keep your head held high throughout, respect will ultimately be yours.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You may have grown to be a certain way, but that doesn’t mean the rules can’t changes and you can’t break routines. Yes, seems a clash of agendas will be happening, throwing you into a precarious place where you might doubt who you are and whom you chose to be with, but so is life, and if you say “no” now, you will be missing out on quite an experience.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

No news is not good news. Realize now, the longer you wait for a response in the dead silence the more you are submitting your power towards something or someone that isn’t after your best interests. This is the time communication is essential, even if it seems a bit rickety.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Making peace may mean a matter of humbling yourself and trading in a bit of your integrity for the cuddles, but with an exchange rate that can feel so good, you might just sell it all down the river. No matter, as soon as the clock strikes midnight, it’s all about new beginnings anyway and residual negative effects from the prior year, no matter how new, will cease to exist.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Schedules are your enemy this week, as they will only bring frustration and agony to your life. Best to just fly by the seat of your pants and take it moment by moment, as who can tell how they will feel in the varying situations that come around? If you have nothing to compare it to, it will feel like paradise. Otherwise, damn those expectations, because they are your devil.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Things will have a funny way of working out, if you maintain a sense of humor. Yes, love matters now will take totally bizarre non-linear paths that won’t be easily decipherable, but that is part of the fun, if you see it that way. Believe it, the last laugh is all yours and it’ll be one that is full and robust, enough to fill you several times over … however, on a layaway plan.

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For The Week Of December 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Get as sappy as you need to, as this is the time to really spill your guts in a huge way. If the outcome oddly doesn’t work in your favor, you can always blame it on the eggnog. However, lady luck is with you now, as rolling the dice with bigger bets won’t only make that other get it on a whole new level, but your monologues will also be the best you’ve ever had. Brava!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll literally be a factory of brilliant thinking this week, as genius ideas will be plenty. To make the most of it, throw yourself into party mode, as it’ll give you a greater chance to inspire many — and that feeling will happen to feel better than sex. After all, who wouldn’t love feeling just like Helen of Troy, pre-war?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When you’re feeling it, you feel it and can’t stop talking about it. However, telling all your mushy behind-the-scenes stories isn’t sharing to some, but gloating — and who needs to create enemies during the holidays? This week, do your final good deed of the year by showing compassion for bitter souls, but do feel lucky to be able to love as deeply as you do, just more privately.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

We’re all entitled to live it out like a dandy, indulging every last whim. This doesn’t make you a pig either. It makes you the life of the party, if you do it with some sass, which you certainly don’t leave home without. Yes, this week the only practical knowledge you need is: Don’t mix your hard liquor with wine. Otherwise, turn it out all the way, sister. This is your time!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just when you thought you were pooped, in will come a new wave of energy via someone who will make the holidays for you. Yes, seems someone has been paying attention to whether you’ve been naughty or nice, and has appreciated the balance of sweet and sexy you’ve been bringing … and it seems that much more than just kissing will be happening under your mistletoe.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Emotionally, you’ll feel stuffed. To say the least, sentimentality will be hitting you hard and in all sorts of unexpected ways. You’ll be thinking a lot more of the past and it might cause weird bouts of confusion. Just go with it and purge yourself by running all the scenarios. Once you’re done, it will be obvious that where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ll be in your element, as your filled-to-the-brim social calendar will surround you with perfect energy. However, pace yourself, as you have lots of faces and places to see. Of course, this may also bring out that possessive side of your boo, but whatever, you can’t be everything to everyone. He’s just going to have to suck it up and learn to share you with the world.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Stay chill, as this isn’t the time to whip out your A-type personality. Yes, this may sound impossible, but know if you want control, you can’t force it. Best to act controlled, as the calmer you appear, the more another will be willing to trust what you’re doing and where you want to go. Sure, this may ultimately be a bait and switch, but whatever it takes to win, right? Right!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you want to say something, just say it. There is no point in playing the victim every time, as others do want to know what you feel without the sugar coating. Besides, it would save so much more of your time and agony to take the most direct route, as trying to go around the subject now is what will confuse others anyway.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re going to hear a lot of in-between talk that can make you a bit screwy. Just don’t take it all to heart, as sometimes people just suck at communicating. Since you tend to be a maestro with your own words, this can set the bar high, which can mess you up with dealing with those less than. So, do have some patience and know when to just smile pretty when you have to.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You may be feeling a bit more co-dependent these days, but with all the hustle and bustle, who could blame anyone for needing to nestle closer to her or his honey and be a bit of a baby? Sure not your boo, as it seems there will be a sweet simpatico happening between you two over the next few weeks that will make you truly feel like two sweet peas in a very cozy little pod.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is going to be the week when being as logical as you possibly can, right down to the tips of your toes, will be the biggest help. You just have to run on rails and get through it, as if it were a course. Not all tasks will be so rewarding, but who has time to judge? Yes, life is going to be moving fast which, remember, happens to be the speed you like.

For The Week Of December 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Avoid making romance the focal point of the holiday, otherwise you could miss other precious moments that will be worth more than their weight in gold. Plus, expectations won’t do anyone any good, as there are two different points of view on what is going to be extolled as “romantic.” At the least, you two can compromise by having the same sense of humor.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your ability to play mediator will come in handy, as your honey’s hot head will be steaming up and causing trouble. While it’s never fun to get forced into playing referee, chalk this up to being part of the slippery slope of love, taking the bad with the good. Thankfully, you do have plenty of pleasant memories to focus on, so think of them as you pass through this aggravating time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget keeping score and nitpicking about the value of things and what you give, versus what you get. Nothing is ever finite and if you try to analyze the situation now in such a way, you’ll only be damming yourself, as in creating unnecessary resentments. Sorry, Scorpio, you aren’t always right.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

This week there will be things that fly out of your mouth that you might regret in hindsight, but if you follow the belief that everything has a reason, then you’ll be able to have some patience to let the dust settle and see what works itself out from there. You’re not someone who holds back ever, so understand that sometimes it’s timing that’ll screw you up.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You might have to go back on your word or prepare yourself for someone going back on his or hers. All agreements made around now aren’t going to be too solid, as much as you will want to believe they are. So, forget about making assumptions and be ready to go one slow step at a time.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Trying to work in a group dynamic won’t be your cup of tea this week, but of course, you might not get much of a say as your honey will have obligations that will have you going into places and encountering faces that aggravate. No matter, this is all a part of being part of a team. So, if anything, take it as it comes and check off a few points in your favor for good behavior.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There are certain opinions of yours that won’t be the most popular now, so it might be to your advantage to keep conversations basic. Sure, small talk isn’t your specialty, but it’s better than getting into it and ruining the other more pleasant aspects of your life. You should know by now that one piece of discord will disrupt your whole state of mind.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Keep your goals realistic this week and avoid stressing yourself out trying to be everything to everyone. Because no matter what you do now, it’ll seem everyone will have complaints. It won’t be personal, but you don’t need to be anyone’s whipping post. So keep favors to a minimum now. After all, if anyone is going to do the flogging, it should be you in leather hot pants.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What happens behind closed doors needs to stay behind close doors. Otherwise, if any of your life’s intimate details leak, it will cause a big ruckus among those who lead boring lives. Yes, seems someone around you will need to talk crap and try to stir up rumors, just to give him or her something to say at their holiday get-togethers. Lame, but tragically true.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Realize that the stress is going to be hitting your relationship hard now and no one will be acting in a normal fashion. This means you will need extra patience in dealing with all, as changes will come suddenly, throwing plans and your balance out of whack at rather inappropriate times. However, if you can keep it together, extra power will fall into your hands shortly.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You love falling for the crazies, but it doesn’t mean the novelty doesn’t eventually wear out. You know it; this week is when you’ll start feeling tied down in a big way, as having to think for two won’t be as easy or as enjoyable as thinking for just you. Yes, nothing like giving yourself a gift early, as in leaving the baggage behind and getting back your freedom.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A festive feeling is in the air and this is when your heart will be bigger than the sleeve you want to wear it on, so be careful not to be pledging your affections all over town. While juggling can be fun most of the time, this time around, it will get messy. Seems your world right now is smaller than you think.

For The Week Of December 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Don’t just believe words you hear. If you want to trust what is happening, you need to see it with your eyes. Words are too easy now. This is the time when so-and-so needs to prove what they mean in a big way, by making a sacrifice or putting something on the line. If this person isn’t willing to go there, know that speaks louder than any words.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Although it has a high chance of being a mess, working with your baby on a home project can be your ticket to romance. Seems some bonding time is needed, in that nesting way, as in literally building something that together will help you both put bigger pieces of your puzzle together. It’ll be the mundane acts you do together now that will make you the hottest.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Good communication takes time to perfect. So even though you might not feel heard this week, say it anyway, because saying what you feel now is not for the other person, as much it is about you and just getting pent-up frustrations and ideas out. After all, if you can’t even admit it to yourself, how can you expect anyone else to want to understand?

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Big ideas might be brewing in your head, but getting another to listen to you is going to take extra efforts, as there will be a lot more red tape you are going to have to cut through to get your point across. While the frustration will be high, keep a good attitude, as it’s all about sticking to your vision now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sexy surprises are in store as your mojo will be amping itself a notch and having you suddenly change decisions you’ve made, sending you off to a new path. Yes, your boldness will be out for the world to see and while this might lower your popularity rating, you oddly won’t care, as this is your time and you just have to steer your ship where it must go.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

As much as you want to fight to clear up a certain misconception going on, don’t exert all your energy. Sometimes you have to see that people’s conclusions about you have nothing to do with you but with themselves, and as much as you want to argue, it won’t do a thing. Not to say you have to just stand there and take it, but understand some people are just that limited.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Life is going to be up and down, as you will be making new connections that will motivate you, but then there will be setbacks when overestimating another will make you want to give up. At this point you just have to take the good and the bad and not define every minute. Rather, step back to look at a bigger picture and work from that higher place.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll be all about exercising your power now, but be careful how you express yourself, because no matter how gentle you think you might be, another will be working on the defensive. It’ll be a time when differing opinion can majorly clash and make your life one giant headache. As it goes, some people just don’t know what is good for them.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just when you thought love is a many splendor, in comes the strings attached to make you rethink your position. Yes, not all will be lovely in paradise, as the variations on the truth pop up and you stop to reexamine the road you’ve been on. Luckily, friends are there to support you. So don’t be shy in calling up everyone and seeking out the answers you’ll need to move ahead.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Don’t be messing around with protection, literally and metaphorically, as now all the info you have won’t be what it seems. Avoid throwing caution to the wind, despite how good it might feel, because there may be a bigger price to pay. Besides, you are in no rush and the power is in your hands to call the shots as you wish and set the pace.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter how much you care for someone, they can’t always do as you say. This is the time when you are going to have to be willing to compromise and choose being happy over being right. While this sounds like torture, as you do feel your actions deeply, you can’t always win every battle, but as long as you win the war, that is all that should matter now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Just keep yourself busy with wrapping up the little details of your life, as trying to work on anything big will be too frustrating for words. Not to say the minutiae is a walk in the park, but at least there you will be able to make some headway. Plus, staying hectic with overdue errands is one way to keep you out of trouble.

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