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For The Week Of June 6-12, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Having a little egg on the face is just a fact of life; so, as this week starts up and has you realizing you were wrong about a certain situation and person, do take note of it in a big way, as this will set a precedence down the line. No, it’s not a time to make excuses, and yes, the pendulum theory will swing harder and truer this week.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Despite any discomfort you are feeling now, you’re actually in a great position! Yes, little do you know that from here, you can switch to new places that will give you a greater sense of leverage than you’ve had before. While it might feel impossible, only you can hold yourself back now. So, instead, dream that larger dream and understand the view is much bigger than you can see.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You may be the hardest sign to surprise, but when it happens do, you can count on having the most major one of them all. Yes, watch for emotions to swing around the spectrum and lead you to a journey that encapsulates a spiritual evolution you haven’t had in ages. Lucky for you, this one will end with a huge and life-altering thud that will break you of the tedium for quite a while.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Just sit back and let your baby make the choices now. Why worry your pretty little head with any of the details when you can just wait for all to settle and then put in your two cents that leave you with the ultimate control? Timing is essential now, and although not your strong point, patience will mean a powerful payout.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

To get romance working in your favor this week, it’ll mean working on all the little details and responsibilities that you’ve been avoiding, thinking (hoping) someone else will do it for you. As you should know, entitlement is the biggest squelcher of love, so do heed this warning and reevaluate your behavior now, as what you want isn’t a moment you can wait for.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t ignore hunches you have now, as small curiosities can lead to big love. After all, passion is about spontaneity and surprise. So, forget trying to play out far-off scenarios as you think they’ll happen, because storylines worth pursuing won’t be so cut and dry, but only you can keep turning the page.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Security is nice, but not if you’re getting complacent. Instead, use the knowledge that you have a place to rest your head to propel you towards something bolder. It’s all about making moves to test out new waters now; there’s no reason why your realm of security can’t have a bigger reach with you claiming the world as your oyster, not just the few blocks you live near.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Crazy confessions will pour out, leaving you shocked, confused and aggravated. Yes, if this other was just honest from the start, this could have saved a lot of time that you don’t have to waste. While these secrets may not be intense, as they’re annoying, they will strike at the heart of your anger anyway. So, get ready to have to smack a head straight once again.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You have the power to get whatever you need. Not that all can be perfect with a wave of a wand, but don’t discredit the work you’ve put in. Sure, you aren’t exactly where you dreamed, but trust a few more big steps will get you further up the mountain towards the perspective you need to know that all is good and that you’re exactly where you’re supposed to be.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

There is no one to impress that is more important than you, so forget trying too hard with the whole show pony routine. Besides, anything that doesn’t come natural now is something you should question, rather than trying to fight through. Not that there is ever a time to relegate yourself to second-class status, but especially not this week.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

What was once old may become new again, as a surge of sentimentality may take over and make you do all sorts of crazy things. However, insanity is blowing in the wind these days, so as impossible as the situation may appear, fate may have a few ways of twisting the situation to your liking and giving you the surprise of a lifetime.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Don’t settle on any decision about anyone now, as what you see won’t be what you get. Not to say that person is putting out shade, but first impressions won’t be as valuable as you would like to them be. So, keep the mind and heart open, as the jury is out — which even means being too optimistic as well. As it goes, the answer may be 50 percent good as it may be 50 percent bad.

For The Week Of May 30-June 5, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You won’t care to be tied down by too much right now, so get ready with excuses because you will want to dole them out by the dozen this week. The less you make your unavailability a grand announcement, the bigger your freedom will be. So plan in advance!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t hold back and get too controlling about anything right now, as it’s spontaneity and being open-minded that’ll brighten your life now. Yes, slated on your astral agenda this week are romantic scenarios that put you back into the spotlight of your own life. Miracles will appear out of nowhere and love blooms alive. Just one word of caution, don’t ignore reality completely.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just when you think you’re about to have your cake and eat it too, something mysterious and powerful will strike at the heart of the matter and turn up the volume in a big way. Forget what you think you want, because the menu is about to change up — but don’t worry, it’ll expand in a bigger way, with better items to choose from. Yes, better than even you think you have it now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’ll have a whole new reason to want to take a bigger step into your commitments now, as understanding and passion will reign supreme and you’ll want to hold that source of inspiration tighter. Of course, nothing is without its foibles, so for you, that’ll mean needing to ignore the comments from the peanut gallery, as some people just don’t know how to be happy for others.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Communications are going to get crazier than ever, as fast decision are made, changing what you know and making you feel as if there isn’t anything to ground you. However, it’s only temporary and it won’t be so dramatic if you just allow these changes to take their course. New routines are just what you need, but something you never would have done on your own.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Life literally will be doing a 180, as big surprises come into play and have you needing to move faster than ever — but that won’t be a problem, as the opportunity that springs at you now will be so delicious, you won’t be able to stop yourself. So go full force, as this is something you deserve and have most likely been secretly wishing for, for a very long time.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Just because your optimism may drop this week, don’t give up hope that you’ll get some understanding. Family or those closest to you will be able to pull out some serious magic. However, nothing comes without effort, so do share some of your concerns and give some direction of your needs, if only a hint.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Answers you’ve been waiting for are going to happen now and be better than you imagined. The only catch though is there are a few humbling strings attached to the situation, but nothing you can’t work around or eventually lose. To detour the drama over these imperfections, think of the long term. When you do, chances are all those little aggravations will likely fade away.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s not like you need to live in the lap of luxury, but having the cushiness is undeniable. So, as life opens up in a more pampering way this week, dive in and suck it all up without any boundaries. Now won’t be the time to be prim and proper, because if you do, it might send the wrong message to that someone and damn you to more of this stuff down the line.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Crazy events will start to percolate, throwing your brain into gear to try to rearrange all that you want to fit together. However, know you aren’t totally alone, as there is another that can have a say in it all; when they do, it might blow your mind how much love is out there in this world to have.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Despite all the odds that you think you’re up against, a big psychological breakthrough is coming that will throw you into such a new perspective so powerfully, it will change your trajectory quite suddenly and drastically. New goals, new ideas and new motives will be taking you over soon, so don’t get weighed down by the past for one more day.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You’ll hear all sorts of crazy talk now, making you wonder what and whom you can trust. No, not everything will be so black and white, but at the least you’ll have some sort of reaction that’ll make obvious what you inherently feel. So take it for what it’s worth, because at the end of the day, your gut is all that you should answer to.

For The Week Of May 23-29, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Get ready for someone to challenge your authority and be regretfully wrong! Yes, they hardly get what you’re capable of and due to that negligence, it’ll have them eating more crow than they can handle. So while on one hand you’ll have a victory, on another you also have to deal with its fall out — as in someone not being such a graceful loser. Yes, a mixed bag kind of week.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Consequences don’t have to be scary, so forget trying to coast right now. Yes, life is changing and it’s time for you to roll with it — expand your imagination to think beyond the limit of what is your norm and make this magic moment all that it’s worth. You know it; if you want to live out that fantasy, today is the first day to start making it a reality.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You know what you want, so don’t be shy about it. If that other is worth your while, they will listen openly. Sure, you might be the kind of person who always has a back up plan for when the other shoe drops, but as you should know by now, if it’s going to fall, it will, no matter what you do. The only thing to do is keep being honest with yourself.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Having aspirations is great, but if you don’t take the time to sort out the step-by-steps to get there, you never will. Yes, fate may be calling, but unless you take a more balanced approach to reaching the destination, you will lose yourself in the confusion and damn yourself. Life isn’t necessarily better the harder you make it.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Use those backup coping mechanisms of yours now, as it’ll be that kind of week when chaos takes center stage and you’ll need to make some crucial moves to get your romantic matters into better shape. Yes, seems it’s time to re-sort your priorities and get back to what truly matters, as simplicity is honesty.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You love a good mental challenge, as that is your sex. Lucky for you, a puzzle will present itself this week that will be so involved, that you’ll be toast from the moment you lay your eyes on it. However, do set limits on the time spent playing with it, as some mysteries have no solution — there are such things as true enigmas.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

As much as you want to believe, you are going to have to hold off on jumping to any conclusions now. Facts will be impossible to find, and nothing will come quickly — like, nothing! For now, just sit back and observe. As time goes on, the obvious will make itself known and only when you get there will your next move need to happen.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Gratitude is a priceless tool and the more you show it, the more you will get it back. Sure, you may be entitled to more than you are given right now, but being the bigger person is sometimes the only way to get the full payback you deserve. As they say, you got to spend it to make it, so make those investments now — you have to trust the potential is there.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

As much as you think you have it all under control, something this week will start to go out of whack and throw you into a last minute tizzy. No matter, you have your resources and if you call up for backup, you will get the advice and support you need to jump through a few more hurdles. Nothing is impossible for you now, if only just a few minor details.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Set matters straight by taking the reins in any negotiations you’re sorting through, as leadership power is in your stars. That’s right, don’t underestimate your past experiences, as you’re an expert in this particular problem you’re grappling with. As it goes, it’s just giving yourself that last push into the unknown that’s the scary part, but right now, totally doable!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Stop making pride your excuse to hold back. Sometimes life is dirty and groveling is necessary to get what you want. No, love shouldn’t be such drama, but nothing in life is ever as perfect as we’d wish, but if you can’t live without it, you just can’t live without it. So, sorry to say, desperation just happens to be part of life — and especially for you this week.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You know who those undermining people are in your life. So, don’t walk into the fire by letting yourself get involved with them now by trying to seek out approval or make anyone change, because it’s not going to happen. If they try to fool you into thinking otherwise, well, then the joke is on you. Trust not to trust those shady people that you know you can’t trust!

For The Week Of May 16-22, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A crazy new opportunity is coming for you via your honey, which may mean making a major life-changing decision that takes you out of your comfort zone and on to a new adventure that can have many questions without answers. Of course, nothing is ever guaranteed anyway, so it’s just about deciding how adventurous and, possibly, how in love you truly are.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Everybody loves secrets, especially if there is an edge of danger to follow. However, when you finally reach your limit with being kept in the dark, time to work that sexy sleuth in you and follow up on your suspicions. Yes, whatever they are, dive in fully, as your commitment to discovering the answers is the only way of making them appear.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This week could mark a major turning point in your life when communications and emotions start falling into a place, making you feel stronger, more stable and saner than ever! Yes, all those crazy hunches you’ve been having will finally start to show their validity and for that, it’ll mean being able to rest your head on a solid piece of truth and know happy endings can come true.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

What this week lacks in passion will be made up for in reassurance. Yes, the intensity may cool now, but it won’t die out. Instead, think of this time as a period of transformation and integration, as joining forces with another will need to have its logistics figured out. This is the time when that process will truly kick into gear.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

This isn’t your time to hide away, but instead prance around town and show off the latest piece on your arm. While it might just be superficial and frivolous, who cares? Showing off is fun and never gets old. Sure, it might give others watching the wrong message, but whatever, sometimes jealousy is the inspiration people need to get into action.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

There will be certain events that occur this week that will put you in a prime position of power. However, despite how invincible you feel, it seems your family can bring you down a few notches instantly. So, be careful of what and whom you bring around now, as judgment day is upon you and not everyone is willing to be so nice.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your brain will be working overtime and can lead you to some paranoid delusions or hair-raising interpretations. Which side of the fence your mind wanders off to will be due to the work that you have already done or haven’t done on yourself. Either or, take it for what it’s worth and talk out whatever your experience is, as within the insanity are nuggets of cathartic gold.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You are about to win a major point in your latest battle, but heavy is the head that wears the crown. Yes, although power might be in the palm of your hands now, how you wield it may prove to be trickier than gaining it. However, trust what makes you feel right, even if it ultimately means having to take on a big change you’ve been dreading.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You can’t do any wrong right now, so let it all out in terms of emotional confessions, freaky turn-ons and any other twisted idea you can come up with. The party is just beginning for you and the world is slowly falling to its knees to follow your lead. So, don’t be shy. This is your time to set it all straight and get what you truly desire, all on your terms!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You may be bored out of your mind, thinking you’ve explored every curiosity you can and wondering what can possibly excite you longer than five seconds. Well, in comes this week, with someone or something so bizarre that even you can’t wrap your brain around it. Yet, you’ll need to wrap your body around it — and why not? Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Friends are your best assets in having a good time and getting you laid this week, so don’t wait for the invites. Initiate by calling them up, making plans and sharing your thoughts on what’s hot. While connection might not be what you first expect from those you meet now, don’t make snap judgments, as being too defensive won’t win you any XXX favors now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You have every right to have a certain level of standards, but you also have to understand that not everyone can keep up with you 24-7. As it goes, life has its up and downs and you can’t always be in sync with that other person. So, spare some compassion and realize nurturing, not nagging, can eventually get you what you want.

For The Week Of May 9-15, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Admit it, you need a bigger sense of spiritual understanding to motivate you these days, as just being caught up in routine is making you feel like a robot. So, what to do? Take the bull by the horns and sort out a wild adventure, whatever that means to you, as this is the time when catharsis will be waiting at the end of that journey.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Go ahead and lose control, as balance is so passé. Yes, dive in head first into obsession, as it’ll fuel your fire in a way that nothing has in ages, making you feel like one indomitable vixen. Live out sensually and embrace this madness, as it’ll be just what it takes to prove to you that civility has no place in the presence of passion.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Weird impulsive behavior will be coming, perhaps triggered by you. Whichever the case, expect a crazy series of events that will take you around a spectrum of emotions. While there won’t be much rhyme or reason for what is to come, you can’t stop to question it, as it’s about looking ahead and seeing how to steer yourself to sunnier shores, as the past will start to blur.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hold off on the Little Miss Know-It-All routine, as you’ll have to take a much more slack approach to dealing with those around you now. Yes, your words won’t be so helpful, as they will seem more nagging, leaving you walking that fine line between helpful and harassing. Not to say it’s all you, but a matter of an inevitable skewed perception of you. c

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Be aware of your “all about me” mindset taking over; it might get your laid and all, but it won’t get you the compassion you need to satisfy your ego. Not to say you can’t say what you want, but do take that half-second more to think about how your actions will play out, as it may be more brutal on another than you first assume.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You can’t be everything to everyone and when this week hits, all you will want to do is sink into homebody mode and just watch the world drift by from the inside. No matter, there are lots of delightful treats you can dial up and enjoy behind closed doors, as not everything you enjoy now will have to require so much effort.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

When it comes to enticing your libido, realize it’s all about the tease and playing a flirtatious game of cat and mouse now. After all, time is on your side, so it’s the perfect time to work out the kinks of a love affair that has become staid and give it that last college try. As you may discover, the crash course approach can score you an A+ in the romance department.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

When life isn’t going as you wish, there is one guaranteed way to cure your blues — throw some money at it. Yes, when it comes to any issues you are facing now, don’t hesitate to think of buying your way out of it, because as it goes, taking the most direct route will work best for you now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You have every right to believe what you want to believe, but even so, not everyone you’re dealing with will own up to what is right immediately. So, this isn’t the time to get too pushy or overconfident when dealing with more passive or proud types. For now, just trust those instincts of yours and know that an upcoming victory is in the bag!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Although you do love to share, this isn’t the time to show off what happens behind closed doors. As it goes, a secret and saucy affair can start to stir, which will be way hotter in clandestine mode. Besides, who knows how you may really feel and if anything, your aloofness will give you the space to sort it all out when the time is ready.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Hot athletic sex is in your stars! Yes, get ready to work that body of yours a little harder, as you will likely have to stretch your stamina to new levels of endurance. An all consuming, yet quirky affair may get triggered, leaving you to break records and dazzle with new and naughty feats. Funny how others think you’re just so innocent? Hahahaha….

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is your time to have the world at your feet, doing your bidding All you need is some persistence and vision, as the gods of charm will be bestowing you with everything else you need to get yourself to the top. However, scandal and gossip are sure to follow, but as you’ll find, being envied is all part of the glamour of success.

For The Week Of May 2-8, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Heavy discussions will break out this week, but it will be the best thing to happen to you and your boo in ages! Yes, major truth bombs are going to be dropped and they will clear up assumptions that have gone on in your relationship for far too long. As it goes, clarity is in store and hot romance to follow, as there’ll be no more barriers to hold back the love.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be too fast to jump the gun on a hot and intense passion that seems to have all the qualities you are looking for — everyone has skeletons in their closets. Until you know all the details, be cautious in spilling all your feelings as what you see may not be what you get. Sure, it might be better than you imagined, but how often does that happen?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just say “yes,” and be over with it. Forget worrying about consequences — this week is all about embracing the now and the next level of commitment in your life and trusting the world you’ve made around you will support whatever happens next. Besides, there are no guarantees, just individual moments. So embrace this week’s, because it’s a beauty!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Organization will play a major role in your life this week if you want it to be a successful one. So, make lists if you have to and stay on point. As it goes, you are on a one-way track to destiny now and it’ll be up to you to keep up the momentum. However, do know that falling behind can ruin the stride, so realize you do have fate in your own hands now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The stars will align for a blissful week of love, romance and sensuality. Just don’t over-think things; connections will take time to build and if you just give a little, you will see that a doorway to another world is there, but will need a bit of pushing to get through. So trust your instincts, as you will find strange surprises in the oddest locations.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Being stubborn doesn’t always win you love, but it will win you respect if you are standing by something you believe in. However, this week, standing by your cause will do more than just get what you’re after, but rank you a few levels higher on the hotness scale when it comes to that certain someone watching you in action. Seems sometimes you can have it all.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Be careful what you reveal this week, because it will have a lasting impact on who you are talking to. So, be ready to stand behind what you say, as spewing out any form of bull will come back to bite you quickly. As it goes, your words will be gold now, so spend them wisely and share only what you truly want to spare.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

What you give is going to be what you get this week, in exact amounts. So, be ready to be truly honest with yourself, as you won’t be able to fake your way through things — your discomfort will have a more obvious way of showing this week. While this won’t make your week the easiest, it will make it more interesting and way more substantial.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Who cares what dilemmas may hold you back now? Miracles are in store as you will suddenly realize that you are in control and that you do get what you want, if it really matters. Yes, perspective is the gift you will get this week, so use it to the best of your abilities and get those ducks in a row!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Some little birdie told me there could be a sweet dream that is going to come your way this week that will give you a major inspiration to jump the gun and do something you have been fearing. This could literally be a dream you have at night that delivers this vision or it could somehow pop up as a message from a strange circumstance. Whichever it is, pay attention!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You have your friends and for that, hoorah! Yes, this week won’t be one of those weeks when you will get too many rewards from love, as that subject matter will seem like a rock at the bottom of the sea. So, instead of waiting for things to move on that front, take initiative to just have fun in other areas of your life that you know can turn that frown upside down.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Finally, something major is coming your way that will make you feel like the queen of the universe, as respect and accolades will stream your way. However, just because you get the acknowledgement you deserve, won’t mean it’ll be all peaches and cream. As it goes, it’s those people who are genuinely there for you during the ups and downs that can be trusted.

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