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For The Week Of July 18-24, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You can worry yourself sick over everything you have and don’t have, but why put yourself on such a paranoid path? Who cares? Every day can bring new surprises, which can lead you through varying standards by-the-day. The only one judging yourself is you, and why play that game when you always put yourself last on every list? Yes, time to rethink your approach.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Who cares what gets in your way now, you have the force to make anything happen, as your will to succeed will be indomitable! So, remember this as this week starts with some curve balls thrown your way, leaving you wondering what the point is. However, know if you work through it, the pot of gold at the end of this rainbow will be larger than you expect!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Hold tight, as your rise to fame is going to go faster and much more direct! Yes, good news is coming, as what you’ve been wishing on a star for will finally start to show hints that it’s going to happen. Just don’t hesitate to know you deserve this moment and go with it. Consequences? They’ll be minor and you can deal with them later. For now, time to celebrate!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sometimes it’s what others expect of you that makes you work harder to reach that goal, so don’t slack off and give up on that someone that has been showing sluggish signs of inferiority. As it goes, it is in them, but it will just take a bit more encouragement. Thankfully, this is a week when playing cheerleader will suit your style.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don‘t hold back the animal in you, as bringing it fully now is what it’ll take to get that other to open their eyes and see the real you. Sure, the coy routine works if you want to spend your life as a bottom, but why suffer at the whims of another? Time to grab the bull by the horns and show it what you’ve got, because that’s the only way to incite their passion from within.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Money can’t buy you love, but it can get you blown the way you like. Yes, buying favors now will be what gets your honey to do as you wish. Not that you have to be extravagant, but showing some appreciation with your wallet will be just what is needed to revive the magic once again, as flashing a little green will get you tickled pink.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

No matter how lackluster you’re feeling, fake it until you can make it. Yes, bring those bells and whistles to your style and show off, even if you have to put on a happy face. As the sign of theatrics, you know you can play any part if need be, and that is what will be required of you. You never know what you can spark to ignite another and yourself at any moment’s notice.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You love to bark out orders, so this week will be right up your alley — knowing what direction you want to go in and how you want others to follow suit will matter. Seems as though it’ll also require some risk-taking, as going along worn paths won’t be where you will find your treasure. In fact, the more left of center you aim, the more on target you will be.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you aren’t feeling it, there is no need to let yourself loose all over town. This week, if you want to get it good, the odds are in your favor to get it delivered right to your door. Yes, time to host some impromptu get togethers and invite one and all, as who winds up ringing your doorbell could be just what you’ve been waiting for.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You have a gift with words, so don’t let anyone out talk you when it comes to your feelings, ideas or decisions. They can say whatever they want, but be ready to throw back what you’ve got, even if you have to drag some drama into your case. In fact, hearing you say what you must may be your biggest eye-opener yet!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

To be at your best, you need to feel as your best. If this requires you indulge some of your naughty little vices, well, then so be it. After all, you’re not applying for sainthood and god knows you need the release. So, do what you will, as it’s all about the decadence and glamour you submit yourself into now that’ll bring you back round to feeling like the real you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Break free of that someone that doesn’t get it and be done with it already. No more beating your head against a brick wall trying to get them to see the obvious, as they just won’t. Best to cut your loses now, as nothing should be this hard and the only conclusion you can make at this point is that they truly are that stupid.

For The Week Of July 11-17, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Forget the formalities and just let it all hang out. Besides, what is the point of living out an act that lacks real heart, especially when it comes to dealing with matters of love? Time to get real and make it work on terms that can actually happen. Otherwise, pretending you like things you don’t or are okay with things you’re not will obviously end poorly.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you have been seeking approval from one of your honey’s relatives or having your family accept the dude you have on a hook, then hooray for this week! Yes, go out and buy that three-tier cake, because you will be wanting to get your party on, as miracles regarding family will take place, making you finally get what the fuss is all about.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Keep the valium close by, because this is the week when trying to get that extra bit of calm will be a bit harder to come by, especially when various confessions get spewed and set your brain on fire. Not that all that you learn will be horrid, but just not expected and might change how you view another. However, the aggravating part is you kind of saw it coming.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Keeping up with the Joneses is boring and anyone trying to go head-to-head with you on such base circumstances will sadly be mistaken, as you don’t play those games and can demolish them in minutes. However, another ego battle under your belt is never a bad thing, so if you like to be mildly entertained, be ready to squelch the competition hard this week.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Set the record straight. If your relationship is careening out of control and your baby is being all sorts of whack, then you need to slam on those brakes to get back on course. Now is the time to get clear with your goals, near and far, as your other is no mind reader and as of late, you’ve been one weird cookie to follow.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Feel free to lock the doors, close the curtains and take time out from the world — or better yet, take a trip out of town and get back to the core of who you are, without distractions. As it goes, you are in major need of clarity now, but if you stay among the static, you won’t be receiving any of the messages you can learn.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There will be a certain protocol among “friends” that is expected of you, so don’t overstep boundaries. If there is something you want from another now, it’ll mean having tact and perhaps even a little ass kissing. While that is never good news, it’s all part of the game. However, if this ultimately means a win, then know it’s a small price to pay.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

What you think is yours and what another wants to give won’t sync up. Yes, it’ll be a time for having the old versus new be among the obstacles you face now. While it’ll require major uphill climbing, know that if you have a goal in mind, it won’t be an issue. However, if you don’t stop and reconfigure your plan, you will be the last one to pass that finish line.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Whoever said love was easy certainly wasn’t dating the people you date. You know it, this week is when your idealism can come crashing down and have you seeing your situation differently. You may end up re-estimating the potential of the one you’re with and the relationship you are striving for…. Whatever, at the very least you can always keep them as your #1 booty call.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

If you want to get anything done, you’re going to have to do it yourself — even if this means getting off in a manner that makes your brain fry. Yes, darling, your needs will be getting way more intense and to satisfy their urges, it may take going out of your comfort zone in a bigger way to reach that itch that is dying to be scratched.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You just have to roll with the punches when it comes to your emotions, as this week you will hit a crossroads and things might not be as in sync as you’d like. Your heart may be somewhere, with your mind wandering elsewhere — and as you proceed ahead, all you want to do is bad. Crazy consequences are around every corner, so tread lightly.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your day-to-day life will not be as easygoing as you’d want, because agendas will get crossed and you might have to be the one that bites it and concedes to others’ plans. If you do, take one for the team and make a mental note of the graciousness you have shown. As it goes, not everyone around you is such a team player, so best to keep your antennae up now.

For The Week Of July 3-10, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Love and relationships don’t have to be one in the same. So, if it’s just a friends with benefits situation that suits your lifestyle now, then so be it. You don’t have to apologize for any of your actions and you certainly don’t have to explain yourself to anyone either. Just enjoy the thrills as they come, as your Cheshire grin will say all it needs to the world around you.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The popular vote is in your hands, so do with it what you will, as people all have their eyes on and trust in you. While it will be a big ego boost to know how much others believe in you, it can get a bit daunting thinking about the responsibility you have in your hands. However, don’t placate your motivations to suit others, as it’s your own judgment that will keep you on top.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’re a competitor through and through. So, when it comes to reaching for that brass ring, don’t hold back. There is no need to feel humble now, as you do have credentials to brag about, impressing anyone in earshot. This isn’t the time to let others read in-between the lines, so be clear and direct. After all, it’s not just having a dream, but knowing you deserve it too.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sex is a powerful form of communication. With some, you can take it for what it is, as depth isn’t always part of the dialogue, but then there are those that speak with nuances that make you stop to think. So, when you are feeling this, reach deeper into it. After all, nothing hits the spot quite like when you’re both on the same page, intensely stirring the plot just so.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ll be bragging about your baby to everyone this week, as love will be making you feel all is right with the world. Yes, your honey will be taking care of business in a bigger and bolder way, making you feel cared for and loved in a way you never quite expected. Even if you were already in love, expect to fall even deeper.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’re not one to follow the path most taken; so don’t get frazzled now, as what you expected didn’t come to fruition. Consider it an eye-opening experience, but don’t waste another second trying to sort out the aftermath. Chalk this one up for what it is and then wipe the slate clean, as there is a method to your madness, but with an even more unique twist.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You love drama, excitement and flying around the emotional spectrum at breaking speeds. Remember this, as this week’s vibe is all about that. Yes, surprises are in stores, sudden twists can occur and all the while, you won’t know up from down — but in the most exciting and glamorous way possible.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You know how to talk a big game, but don’t go there, unless you can back it up. As it goes, life is moving faster now and nothing will go unnoticed. Big results will come from what you say, so unless you are ready to deal with the consequences, avoid those subject matters. Of course, knowing how to keeping your mouth shut has never been a strong point, so be ready to wing it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll be feeling extra astute this week, tuning into feelings in a sharper way. While this can mean getting a bit more defensive with some, it can also open you up to a few that you’ve kept at a distance. Yes, there’ll be lots of moving and grooving on the communication scene and it can wind up with a few new lines that’ll have you ringing with an interesting curiosity.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Focus on one wish at a time. Even though you do have a capacity to juggle a few things at once, now isn’t the time to play with your time in that way. Instead, work those baby steps in procuring the most immediate issue at hand, because once you open up one door, others will fling open and will make you happy you weren’t too fast to jump the gun with those other decisions.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Hopefully, you’re feeling a whole new level of freedom, optimism and lust for your future, as the stars shine down upon you now. Don’t hesitate to deny yourself pleasure, as opportunities are there to feed your desires the way they are meant to, stuffing them to the gills if need be. Yes, throw caution to the wind, because even the danger will be exhilarating now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This week can cost you more than you wish, but think of the bigger picture. Investments take time to pay off, so just take in the pressure and breathe through it. In time, it will work to your favor, but not now. It’s just how the cookie crumbles, but if you can see it for what it is, put your neurosis on the backburner and trust all will be just fine.

For The Week Of June 27-July 3, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

In life, it’s all who you know; if you drop the defenses toward that someone circling your crowd, you might see that he or she is a valuable asset. At the very least, they might lead you to new opportunities that will be beneficial to you. It’s not like you have to be BFFs with everyone, but sometimes going through the motions to get what what you want is what needs to be done.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Use your power wisely. Otherwise, there is a long ways to fall, but for you, a completely unnecessary one. After all, you are liked and people do listen to you, so don’t abuse what you have and try to wield the control in a way that subtly seems out of character. You can have it all if you only bide your time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world is exactly where you want it, and if you step off that plank and jump into the deep end, you will find it more than soothing and sensational. That’s right, it’s time to open your mind and expand your notions of how your life should be, as there is so much more out there for you to explore. If you want to experience it all, this is your time to make the first contact.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sweet little secrets will open up in your tiny hand, making you feel delicate, romantic and charmed. Yes, darling, this is when attitudes will change and your ego will get a delightful overhaul. However, as for how this moment finds its way to you, realize it won’t be direct. So, despite reading this now, don’t worry, the surprise isn’t totally blown.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The balance of power is going to reach perfection this week, making you feel at one with your universe. To make the most of it, live out this dream and don’t over-think the future too much. As it goes, life is always going to be changing, but for now, it’s amazing and to keep it lasting will mean continuing to appreciate it.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

There will be many things said to you this week that will be music to your ears, but do keep your BS meter turned on, because not all that is said will be as truthful as you’d want to believe. Take enough to give yourself peace of mind, but don’t feel the need to have to switch your life around to accommodate anyone else’s, as ultimately it can make you feel like a sucker.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This is the time of year when life is always a little more exciting, but this week the thrills mount a little higher, as a whimsical romantic surprise unfurls verbally, really putting that someone’s money where their mouth has been. Let all your paranoia drift away, as this is the time when all that you dream will align and reveal that pot of treasure at the end of the rainbow.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Embrace your sense of security for all it is, because what you wish is what you get and whatever is happening in your life right now will have its screws tightened, sealing your fate in a more definitive way. Luckily, if this isn’t to your liking, there is still enough space to get out, but move fast, as time is running out.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

As they say, you can fake it until you make it — so don’t be shy in talking a bigger game than usual, as it’s not about what you have, but what you believe and put out there. Besides, it’s your confidence and the way you articulate yourself that will get you heard the most, so don’t be afraid to lay it on the line, because saying it is the first step to getting it.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Wealth is a subjective state of mind. So, as this week moves life into a grander set of emotions, don’t hold back because of financial limitations. After all, where there is a will, there is a way. Plus, in true Gemini spirit, you love to solve problems, so trust that your most priceless possession now is knowing how to redefine life outside of those textbook definitions.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Miracles can happen now, giving you whole new appreciation for life in a way that scares you, but also makes you more curious than you have been in ages. For now, soak it up and don’t try to move so fast. As it goes, you do have time on your hands, so just make sure the next step is one on solid ground. Until then, hurrah!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Don’t bother trying to edit yourself. Right now, there will be too many new feelings, ideas, opinions, etc., so let it all out and see how the chips fall. After all, everything has a reason and if others can’t handle it … well, that alone might be reason enough for why you have to express yourself now.

For The Week Of June 20-26, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Get ready for another to play devil’s advocate and annoy you to no end. While you’re light years smarter than this other, you still won’t be able to resist putting them in their place — and why not? If not you, it’ll be someone else. Might as well get some of your aggression out this way, as it’ll be like killing two birds with one stone.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

While you can see the bigger picture, it might not be possible to get the pieces together to make it happen. Don’t worry though, this just means it’s time to be a bit more methodical and take in what is happening step-by-step. As it so happens to be, there’s a weirder solution to it all; it’ll just take some more brainstorming to work it out.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Everyone is entitled to act out in bizarre ways if they’re feeling hurt — and if anyone should understand, it is you. As it goes, don’t expect things to line up perfectly now in terms of emotion, because there are two sides to every story and although you thought you knew all the info, seems there has been some facts in-between that will start to make themselves known now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want your way, you are going to have to think through all the angles and plan a strategy. As it goes, the person you’re playing with is a formidable opponent and won’t let you slide by on charm alone. To say the least, you may have met your match; it’ll blindside you to have to confront some of the shortcomings that you haven’t had to think about in ages.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If you want any peace of mind this week, give up the control and stay flexible. Schedules will change, routines will flip, opinions will turn and keeping up with it all will mean having no attachment to the past. Despite how it might feel at the beginning of this week though, trust by the end that all these changes will somehow feel like a perfect fit.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Get ready to show off and love the way it feels. Although you tend to be more understated about your emotions, this week, a bump of excitement will thrill you to no end and to enjoy its full power, you’ll need to shout it from the roof tops. Let everyone know your turn of good fortune and just how beautiful life can be with a sudden turn of an unexpected corner!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Changes at home are coming, upping the romance level to a new degree of adventure! Yes, time to ride along on a magic cloud to happiness and let the wind carry you where it may. Sure, reality will come back, but who cares? Right now, it’s all about the good feelings and setting up those hopes and dreams. After all, if you can’t set those standards high, then what’s the point?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Say what’s on your mind and get it all out. If that means an ultimatum, then so be it. You need your stability, security and sanity — so whoever is tripping up your balance needs to know. Chances are they might not get it or ever be able to, but as long as you can take the first step, the next will become more obvious for them to make. Yes, sometimes people really are that dumb.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You don’t have to rush anything now. Yes, feel free to change your mind several times and loop through all the possibilities, because as it goes, the power is in your hands and if you don’t feel right about how things are, then it’s up to you to make it happen on your terms. If this takes time, then so be it. After all, happiness is never an overnight process.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll be feeling more impetuous than ever and this can lead you to spontaneously acting out in crazy ways. If this means spending a little cash to take a new adventure, then so be it. Besides, why have those resources if you never take advantage of them? Consider this your rainy day and trust in the cliché: nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

If you get the feeling that you can’t put all your eggs in one basket, listen to it! This isn’t the time to try to test yourself, because chances are no matter how crazy it feels, your hunches will be dead on! So, use your ability for good, as it can save you a lot of agony this week and put you ahead of the crowd. Yes, work it for all you’ve got!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You don’t have to feel romantic 24/7, so when you and your boo fall a bit out of sync this week, feel free to spend more time with friends and get your groove back on your own. As it goes, having space will revive you in a way you never suspected. Not to say you’ll fall out of love for good, but just back in love with yourself.

For The Week Of June 13-19, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your money luck will be turning around this week, but just in time to deal with another mess that’ll cost you. Sorry to say, as one excitement builds, another might come to tear it down. Luckily, both can balance out each other and at the very least, you’ll come out even. However, new ideas to pull you back to the top are also circling about, so don’t fret. Just keep looking ahead.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

This week, the truth will come out, and when it does, it will put you in the best position you’ve been in, in ages — no matter what the initial sting may feel like. As it stands, you have no time to waste and finding out who really has your back will be music to your ears, as you can finally now know how to get the harmony you’ve so been seeking.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just when you come to terms with one fact of life, in comes something new to decimate that, twisting your brain into new contortions as you try to make sense of it all. However, why bust a nut now? Instead, just lay back and let it settle before taking on any more. As it stands, real enlightenment is on its way and it’ll give you all the peace of mind you need.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re entitled to change your mind as often as you like and if that other can’t get with it, then they may not truly get what you are all about. As it goes, you like to fly by the seat of your pants and this week, as a major opportunities arise, you’ll be required to think fast and re-prioritize; you may find out who really matters might not be as important as you or they think.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Listen closely to what your boo says because major talks will begin subtly. However, it will lead to big confessions and revelations for those important issues. Depending on how things have been going, this could raise your worst fears or quell them. Either or, expect to know where you really stand in the scheme of things and decide if that is good enough.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This week, everyone will wish they could be you, as it’ll feel as if life has suddenly turned into a fairy wonderland with everyone in love with you — and they will be! Yes, major turning points can happen this week, and big changes that will bring all your hopes and dreams within reach are on the agenda. So forget pinching yourself anymore because, darling, you have arrived.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Screw what others expect of you because, let’s face it, most people don’t even know what you’re really capable of. Not to say you haven’t explained yourself well, it’s just that some people don’t even have the capacity or level of creativity to truly comprehend you. So, if going alone is necessary, at least you’ll know there is no one holding you back anymore.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Be ready to take that giant leap of faith without a care for the consequences. After all, over-thinking anything is not your strong suit, as you tend to tear things down rather than build them up when left with something in your head too long. So, put that fire under your ass and jump, as the only thing you need now is some trust in yourself.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Who you’re sleeping next to isn’t quite who you think they are, and you may wonder, Why didn’t I see that earlier? Not to say this is going to be material for a Lifetime biopic, but you’ll definitely have way more questions to ask soon and they’ll open up a few of the most riveting conversations you’ve had in ages. Don’t worry, they may just be hysterical.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your heart is about to get the shock of a lifetime, but no matter, there is a something about this situation that you’ve always known was going to happen sooner or later. So, as you confront this fear, just be brave. All you can do now is keep the heart and mind open and realize anything now really is possible.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t disregard your feelings, even the most selfish ones that have only your needs in question. After all, who else will look out for you, but you? While you would hope that other would too, it’s not always possible and sometimes they just don’t have the mental capacity to do as you’d wish. Take responsibility instead. It’ll be way more empowering and productive.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This week will start a humbling period in which the circumstances challenge your ideals. This will mean going deeper into your psyche to pull out answers and new hopes that soothe you. However, know your hunches will be dead on and despite the madness that’ll erupt all around you, the grounding you need is within you.

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