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For The Week Of May 31-June 6, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

What isn’t on your agenda this week will be what rivets your mind and body. Expect surprise twists and turns to pop at you, bringing along a gaggle of laughs, thrills and unnerving curiosities. While all answers won’t be on the table for full examination, know this page-turner is worth the full read at a slower pace.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’ll feel a million times harder to concentrate on what you want, as your honey’s demands are going to take up all the extra space in your head. What you have to remember is to shake this one-track mind, this thinking that you have to serve without prioritizing yourself. Not to say you have to freak out, but set limits and remind your baby you aren’t his/her mother!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget controlling anything — it’s not in your realm of possibilities. Routines are going to change and new people will come around that you’ll have to sort out a connection with. While this week will feel far from sexy, it won’t be a total letdown, as long as you keep the right attitude. Sure, not the most exciting thing to hear, but at least not the worst either.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hit the sex shop and go for a shopping spree! You win the prize for having the sexiest aspects this week, so put your legs up in the air and shout, “Oooh-ahhh.” Yes, there is no wrong; all will feel right. Your baby will be opening up himself/herself in a way you never quite expected, turning a mound of epiphanies into a hot bed of delight. Enjoy!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If you are still feeling confused by your sweetie, then hit up secret sources. Amid the confusion, there is bound to be a trusted ally among his/her friends who can help you with the insight you need. Just keep it on the down-low and be casual. You don’t want to send out mixed messages; they can spark the wrong type of interest in return.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Be careful of whom you give your attention to this week, as you might wind up with a lovesick puppy that’s hard to shake. Not that the ego stroking won’t feel good, but this little pest won’t be so innocent and could throw major monkey wrenches into your life. Unfortunately, not everyone is playing with a full set of screws.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You have so much that you can’t lose now, but only if you wield your power with some chutzpah! Don’t be scared to spell out what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Sure, there is a language barrier that you will have to break down, but the force is with you. If you make it clear, it will happen. Control it; own it and it shall be yours!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Confrontation is something you don’t like to do on another’s terms, but when the battle begins, your best will come out, because that is when you get to truly defend what you believe in. So, as crazy tidbits of info roll in, expect to feel like you have to rage against that machine. But whatever the results, know the fury coming forth from you will be hot as hell and those who matter will get it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Time to dim the lights and focus on your honey. Celebrate the fact that besides being hot boning buddies, you actually do have a fabulous friendship that is the foundation of it all and that your bond is something most would kill for. Express yourself and share; this is your time to really take the mental, emotional and physical bonds to a whole new level of satisfaction.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

It might be harder to get your point across these days, as it might seem as if so-and-so isn’t picking up clues fast enough. Not to say you have to do anything more, but have you ever considered that so-and-so isn’t capable of picking up info at that level? Not to say it’s a dealbreaker per se, but it might be a red flag.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You will be privy to insider information that could change up the scene of your love life. While the source of this insight might be questionable, trust your gut with whether you see it as right or wrong. No matter, the dialogues it will spark will set a whole new strategy for you and from there, it’s anyone’s game.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You should be seeing results for all your efforts, as the love you share is the love you should be relishing in now. If things are not looking that way, then realize the cosmic timeline has run its course and there is not much you can do but get off the sinking ship. The wheels are turning and cycles are changing, and if you don’t want egg on your face, jump now.

For The Week Of May 24-30, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Whatever skeletons you are hiding in your closet or in your baby’s are going to suddenly come out soon, making a twist in events so big and bold that you might need a vacation to give yourself the space and calm to comprehend it all. No matter what the news though, the flipped switch is only a small sign of bigger things to come.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Something involving your relationship, as in your approach or perhaps your feelings, is going to be going though an overhaul. Perhaps this is the time shacking up won’t be enough and it’s time to put a ring on it, or perhaps you’ll see you aren’t with the right person. Not to say this will happen overnight, but the hints of change may start to creep into your mind this week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Admit it: you’re fed up and you don’t think you can take it anymore. Boredom is eating you alive and you’re not sure where to go with it all at this point. If this is where you are at right now, then no worries! New happenings are starting to stir behind closed doors and, whether you believe it or not, something big is underway and coming for you soon.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget trying to analyze anything too much, because when it comes down to what opportunities are best for you, it’ll be the ones that come on the fly and from the strangest places. Don’t make too many quick assumptions with anything new that comes into your life this week, because it’ll slowly unravel a story that might just have the happy ending you’ve been wishing for!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don’t try to fight the aggression that’ll come flying at you this week. Best to let it air itself out and then deal with it when it settles, because trying to confront it head-on will cause a major explosion, which will make the drama blow up way more disproportionately than it has to. Who has time for all that trauma? Don’t make it you!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’ll find your mouth shooting off in all directions, shocking even you with some of the things that will come out. Whatever the case, you can’t take anything back once you say it, so prepare for your subconscious to be taking over and getting whatever needs to be said out in the open for all to hear. Don’t worry; this will be a good thing.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your emotions will be jumping all over the place and the only way you can ground yourself this week is for you to just think about you. Take that time-out and pamper yourself like crazy. Hit the spa, get a haircut, and go buy some clothes, whatever it takes to make you feel like a trophy, because sometimes throwing money at a problem is the best solution.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

A change in routines is underway and it’s time to recalibrate other aspects of your life. It seems a pecking order will start to fall in place and where your priorities lay isn’t actually where you think they should be. Whatever, no one appreciates a good shock as much as you. So, as life unravels, get ready for some more exciting cliffhangers.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

An alternate reality is going to come to light, revealing who around you is nuts and who actually has something important to offer—thankfully, this will help you to ease up on responsibilities you think you should carry. While this might initially make you feel insane, as in loony bin insane, stick to your gut on your revelations. It’ll be you who is right; those others are wrong.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

A quirky turn is coming for your social life and it may make your love life go a bit haywire. Whether it’s your honey getting critical of whom you are hanging with or your pals telling you unsavory things about your relationship, there is going to be a slightly confrontational tone in your life this week. Be ready for opinion overload.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You can’t always count on so-and-so acting on behalf of your best interest. This week, you have to be in it for yourself if you want to see anything you want come through. Even if your demands a small ones, speak out and break out that inner warrior to get what you want. If anything, this will only make it 10,000 times more delicious when you get it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Take charge and break out of the beaten path you have been on. Now is your time to take chances and go with your gut, even at the most extreme moments. Right now the odds of being that one in a million are on your side. And unless you activate that opportunity, you may never know what it may mean and what it will bring.

For The Week Of May 17-23, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your status is on the rise. Now is going to mark the start of a brand-new level of career success, which could have you reprioritizing your life and resetting standards in your love life. As it goes, you’ll need way more than what you have been getting, but don’t worry, things will start to organically move in that direction if you just trust in the universe and yourself.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Talk is cheap, so pay attention to the actions of your crush du jour. Not to say things are bad, but it seems he or she isn’t the most articulate person in the world and you’ll get their message in a more non-linear way. Not to say you have to crack your brain deciphering the codes, but realize it’ll be your eyes, not your ears, which will get you the answers you seek right now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

A twist in your sex life is coming, throwing you into a hot new obsession that you won’t easily be able to wrap your brain around. Lucky for you though, for now, all you will need to do is wrap your legs around it and hold tight. Thinking too deep will be a buzz kill — it’s too soon to really think anything.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Flip the switch and let your baby get into the driver’s seat. Seems they’re filled with all sorts of fun and fabulous ideas, but it’ll take some encouraging getting them to take the lead. You can’t always be the one calling the shots. Unless you take the chance to see what they’ve truly got, how will you ever really know what pleasures you could have?

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your emotional state will reach a new balance that will have you feeling OK with whatever situation you find yourself in. Call it a rest, a truce or whatever, but do take advantage, as this is a fab time to sort your life and get that organization you crave. It’ll be the somewhat quiet things in life that you’ll know how to cherish now.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Take chances and put it on the line. Whatever you are feeling, this is the time to go out on the farthest limb and test the fates. Traveling at full speed absurd will be the only way for you to get into the right groove that will put you in line with the universe, to savor the flavors that will be ambrosia for your body and brain.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

When it comes to getting the action you need to truly be satisfied, you are going to have to travel to a mystical place. This could literally mean packing up and getting out of the country — which would be the most optimum choice. But for those living a more practical life, venturing to new turf might be your ticket to someone and something that’ll quench your thirst.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You don’t have to be wild and crazy all the time. This week, to get into the swing of things, slow down and take it behind closed doors. Time to cuddle up with your honey, indulge in long conversations, and do the more private things of love. Bringing the relationship back to the more intimate side will be like falling in love all over again!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your patience can only last so long before curiosity gets the better of you, and this week is when you won’t be able to take it anymore. Words, emotions and all sorts of descriptive suggestions will pop out of you, throwing you into quite a tizzy. The fab news, though: it’ll feel better than you could have imagined, for you and that certain someone.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ve never been one to get off on following the beaten path — it’s being curious that gets you off. So, as a mysterious rebel love heats up your loins, don’t be scared to run off into the wild unknown and discover a new side to that other. You’ll most likely learn the softest spots are hidden under the hardest veneers.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your quest for the perfect love is your defense, because when it comes down to just feeling the magic, you know you’ll drop your guard at the drop of a hat. This week, expect inspiration to hit you in all the craziest ways, forcing you to get off the defensive and hop over to the offensive. Seems you’ll find the view from the top to your liking.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Remember, birds of a feather flock together, so do be extra careful in scrutinizing those who are brought into your social scene this week by your latest honey, as who they are will tell you all you need to know about him. This will definitely confirm your worst fears or your biggest hopes. Either or, knowing will be a relief.

For The Week Of May 10-16, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You won’t have to say much to get your point across right now — whoever has their ears open is just waiting for you to say the word. While you might have some trepidation about opening yourself up right now, what else do you have to lose? Trying to maintain perfection is pointless if it only keeps you isolated.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Mysterious sexy surprises are in store for you now, but it’ll take some flirting with danger to get you on the path to this orgasmic ride to happy land. Yes, not everyone is as they appear. A silent dark horse that has been waiting in the wings will finally strike, and it seems that iron will be quite hot!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can’t run from your feelings anymore! As much as you want to see the imperfections in everyone you meet, then complain about the despair you feel, this vicious cycle is about to end! Yes, a major epiphany about you in relationships is about to hit, and if all goes right, it’ll reverberate in all the right places, hitting at least an 8.9 on the orgasmic Richter scale

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re going to have to take the most practical steps out of your current emotional entanglements. While all might not sit well with your ego, you can’t think about yourself in this situation right now, as it’s about what’s for the greater good and taking in some long-term thinking. Yes, it’s not so sexy, but you’d be surprised what turns you on now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can think about it all you want, but until you begin a process, making conjectures is a waste of time. Besides, as with anything involving your heart, there are always surprises, since you’re not the only one making decisions. However, this time around, do trust there’ll be a cushion for when you make that leap, and it’ll be solid.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Agreeing to disagree is the best conclusion you can make with your baby this week, as your opinions aren’t going to change on a controversial topic. While it’ll make you want to judge each other, what’s the point? Kiss and make up and spend your week using that tension in the best way you can, behind closed doors.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

A halt to your current flirtations may strike suddenly, throwing you into a majorly confused state of mind. While stalls usually should be red flags, this time around make an exception to the rule. Seems bigger stakes are at play and whether to roll the dice now isn’t such a cut-and-dry decision. If you hold tight, that will help put the odds in your favor.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Something cold and hard that’ll make you squeal with delight is in your stars. Yes, it’s what you truly dream of — money! This week, cash is your sex and it’ll be the best release you’ve had in ages, bringing you to a new state of mind that’ll relax and comfort you in a way that’ll seem unnaturally good. As for the boyfriend, he can always watch.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll finally get some clarity on issues you’ve been having with your honey. Seems all answers will arrive just in time too, giving you that sense of peace you haven’t felt for so long. As for kicking him to the curb or giving it one more try, it’ll be one of those surprises you’ll have to find out for yourself.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

There will be signs all around you that will tell you all you need to know, but it’ll take some objectivity to really see them for what they are instead of what you wish them to be. Sorting through your emotions has never been quite so easy. Help is there for you — if you just open your eyes.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Loving your baby doesn’t have to mean unconditionally accepting everyone also. Yes, there are a few people who aren’t around for your relationship’s best interest and for reasons unknown. However, if you want to fight the fight, it’s time to mean business. And stop trying to kiss up! Instead, take this bull by the horns and be more powerful than others assume you to be.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You and your baby will be in high demand, as you’ll be elevated to “IT Couple” status among friends, making your schedule go completely out of whack. While it may seem fun in the beginning, you will start to see a certain set of politics occurring within your social circle. Prepare to deal with that bad taste and wield your power to effectively eradicate those issues.

For The Week Of May 3-10, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

When it comes to love, you can’t think with boundaries. Sharing is caring and if you want it to go to the next step, you’re going to have to open yourself up more and give, no matter how scary it might feel. Sometimes placing the bets without caring about the odds is the only way you can play to win.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Boink this week away. It’s your best time to reignite the sparks with your baby. No matter what your schedule is, clear it. Now is when the hot bed of starry action will be shining down upon you. Trust this little foray into XXX-ville will be so hot it’ll leave you feeling so sexy. Nothing else could compare in confidence-boosting energy.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Trying to be perfect to impress that certain someone will go awry this week, as no one can keep up that kind of façade too long. Plus, it’s just not sexy. So, as things falls apart, putting you into a disturbed state of mind, don’t get caught up in trying to paint on a happy face. Just go with it. Right now it’s showing your vulnerabilities that’ll make so-and-so hot for you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Get ready for several rounds of petty arguments and little annoyances that’ll make you want to slam-dunk your honey into the garbage disposal and hit mince. To say the least, power struggles will be running rampant, throwing you two on the opposite ends of logic. Thankfully, these will all be small and ridiculous fights but nonetheless aggravating, so prepare!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

What goes up will go down, as in your week will start off high and end up low — but not necessarily low in a bad way. You’ll just feel wiped and ready to veg. Whatever the case may be, feel free to take some couch potato time with the one you love. Those daily routines this week will be your most romantic.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Domestic issues hit a whole new level, as this week it’ll be about organizing and getting priorities in order, as in getting both of you pulling equal weight or reconsidering what to do next. Seems the crossroads you hit won’t be so easy to solve, as really being honest with yourself and emotions now will be hard to run from.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Communications are going to be messy. So don’t expect to hear anything back quickly and especially don’t say anything that you aren’t 100 percent certain about. There might be no way to avoid mishaps, but there is a way to deter them from going to the extremes. If anything, do play nice all week as best you can.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Self-doubt plagues everyone, but it doesn’t have to be a bad thing. Take this time to look at all your plans and seal them from leaking into failure, by reworking the details. As it goes, a gal like you needs reminders to slow down every so often, and this week, if you do try to go too fast, you will only find dead ends.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You have arms and legs. It’s time to use them! Who cares if there is confusion in the air that isn’t going away easily? As long as you physically get yourself moving and put the analyzing on the backburner, all will be fine. Yes, hit the town! Dance till dawn! Once you get some festivity into your bones, you’ll be better tuned into the invincibleness in you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The past will try to come back to haunt you, but you don’t have to take it lying down. You’ve been through enough to know that whatever resurfaces no longer has a power over you and you don’t owe it anything. As it goes, you’re free – free to love and free to hate whom you want. If it’s the latter, well, time to school them that karma is a bitch.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

If you’re not OK with the condescending comments someone is spewing at you, don’t shrug them off. The bitchiness is there and there is no reason you need to take it. Call the shots, because if you try to sweep this under the rug, it’ll only make you seethe more and kill your buzz, which is the one thing you feel you have going for you right now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Just as you feel you are taking three steps forward, something will happen to make you feel like you are taking two steps back. But don’t fret! You aren’t; it’s all a state of mind. Let things sink in before making your judgments, because not all will be quite as it seems. In the end it will work out in your favor.

For The Week Of April 26-May 2, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want that someone to take you seriously, you are going to have to start by sticking to your word. If you’ve set rules then abide by them all the time. No more testing one another out, by throwing baited words out there to see how he reacts and then doing whatever you want. As it goes, right now you aren’t the only one doing some undercover investigating.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You are about to come onto a major win that’ll make you feel as if you should never doubt yourself again. Yes, good news is on its way, as you will hear back on a long drawn-out situation that has had you thrown around the spectrum of emotions. However, answers you seek aren’t going to be what you presumed. But don’t worry — all will be just as pretty.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

An old habit of yours that you hate will finally get its last hoorah before you put it away forever, to never see the light of day again. You are ready to start anew in some form or fashion, as something from your past will resurface to put the last nail in its coffin and to give you the ability to finally and fully exhale.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Who cares about tomorrow when you have today? As opportunities pop up suddenly, take them and don’t think twice. Acting spontaneously now will reap the biggest rewards. Taking crazy chances is what truly puts you in your element and in exactly the right light to show that someone who you truly are and all the amazingness that you’ll bring.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don’t be scared to take advice from strangers — those with the most objective view about your life will have the best insight for you. Not to say you’re a total mess, but sometimes when you get too involved, you dig so deep that you can get too confused to know what’s up from down and, well, that can leave you looking in the wrong direction.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t be scared to follow love wherever you find it, even in the strangest of places, because as it goes, this week is when things get totally trippy and you’ll find yourself chasing a little dream far out of your comfort zone. Seem the things that once turned you out are no longer doing their job. The intrigue that comes your way now will be just the eye-opener you’re looking for.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Seems a major lesson is on its way and the catharsis it brings will give you a whole new way of seeing that certain someone. Don’t worry, this will improve your life and let you fill in those blanks that you have long wondered about. Seems the stories you tell yourself are way worse than reality, but do pray you don’t get too bored after all is said and done.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Making love, having sex and straight-up f**king are all different categories. If anyone wants to get with you, they need to place in the highest percentile in all areas. However, true champions are hard to come by, as not all can have such versatility. But as the stars align this week, seems that lucky unicorn that can poke and prod his way to the top of you will find his way home.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Time to make decisions, as the pressure is on. Seems there’ll be more than a few places to rest your weary head this week, and all options will seem to have interesting outcomes. However, there is no having your cake and eating it too, as sands of the hourglass are slipping. This means if you don’t make a choice now, you’ll have none to make later.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your charisma will be on and your life-of-the-party self will be ready to take on the world. Yes, a change of attitude will come on suddenly, putting you in a whole new confident mode that will not only set you in a new direction, but also upgrade you to a new standard in love. Just don’t get too picky, as there’ll be several diamonds in the rough.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Who cares what is practical. It’s believing in the fantastical that’ll prove to be the most valuable lesson you can learn, as there is something coming on the horizon that is going to knock your socks and panties off, making you feel as if the world is finally on your side and ready to propel you to a position that always feels good.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Being friends with benefits is a beautiful thing when it starts off. But there is always a line in this situation, and once you cross it, you can’t go back. This week, you will be on that borderline and will have to think about the consequences, as the price to pay for more pleasure is about to hit an all-time high, and with not many more returns.

For The Week Of April 19-25, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Love is a twisted psychological game that often makes no sense and, too bad for you, this week it goes up another degree of insanity. What you hear isn’t what you should pay attention to, not to say it has to be bad, but it won’t be correct. To make it through as unscathed as you can, do take it all in with a grain of salt, or the bitterness will be too much to bear.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When you truly speak your mind, it’s inevitable that you’re going to ruffle some feathers. However, if you don’t start revealing your needs now, you won’t be doing yourself any favors. The result will be you getting the short end of the stick, as a certain prospect won’t know how to fill in your blanks. Steering your fate now requires your words.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Promises you have made will come back to haunt you. A slip of the mind and a sudden opportunity clash and you need to choose between obligation and desire. Yes, your morals are going to be getting in the way, pressing on all your guilt buttons in a very irritating way. However, do realize being perfect is a thankless job.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

This is your time to slowly start new routines and get more focused. Although you’re better running at maximum levels, this week you need to chill out and get back some perspective. All those ideas you’ve been wanting to set into motion need some more thought before you let them loose, so prepare now and ensure your success later.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just because he’s pretty doesn’t mean he’s right. Be wary of getting sucked into something less than ideal with someone who looks the part but can’t truly play that role. As it goes, red flags will be lighting up, so recognize them when they appear. Otherwise, talking yourself out of them now won’t result in a pretty sight later.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

It’s sexy to disagree — tension will make you hot and bothered with that certain someone. However, as much as you want to break free and not be consumed by these aggravations, you won’t be able to help it, and it’ll be through this weird obsessing that’ll come even stranger passions.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Listening is a skill you’re going to have to pull out and perfect, as reading in-between the lines and mixing in your own intuition properly will be key to unlocking your baby’s babble this week. In other words, it’s once again that unfortunate time when a deluge of passive-aggressive behaviors is coming and it’ll be time to play mommy again.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Regret is going to be wrapping your brain into quite a little tizzy, as you have to go forward on matters that didn’t have to be as serious but are so because of actions you set into motion in the past. Yes, drama, but whatever the case, this little nostalgic jaunt will get rid of any “what ifs” that have haunted you and will ultimately set you free.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

This is your time of year and no one should ruin your parade, least of all you. Put all that self-doubt and fear aside, no matter how hard you have to beat it back. Right now you are your own worst enemy, trying to dissect more out of a situation than is there. Seriously, no matter how hard you try to dig, some matters just aren’t that deep.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

No matter how easily you see answers, it doesn’t mean everyone else involved is going to have the same clarity. Sorry to say you are going to have to be patient for that someone to get with the program. That’s not to say they’re dumb, but their priorities aren’t the same as yours now. If you want it to sync up, unfortunately it’ll be you who has to do the waiting.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Be careful what you say and to whom, because not everyone will be accountable for his or her judgment and ability to protect you. If something really is so precious to you, keep it to yourself until you are feeling more secure, because, as of now, airing your vulnerabilities will only lead you to being open for haters to attack and try to destroy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Show some graciousness and watch the rewards come on in. While you’re the best at many things, you don’t always have to take home the prize. This week, let losing be your secret; let your baby think he knows better. Although he’ll initially be the only one to actually buy his own heroicness, the epic payback will make you a believer.

For The Week Of April 12-18, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Nobody has the right to judge you, and that even means you. While there are a lot of mess-ups that you think you could have avoided, dealing with them now will make you feel overwhelmed at times — just go into forward motion mode and ignore the rest. Making yourself your own worst enemy now won’t be pretty or reconcilable.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to love, sweet love, you will be the grandmaster of it all, as this week the powers of the universe are bestowing all their love energy onto you and making you one hot piece. If you are attached, expect you will get even more so. If you aren’t, then out of the rubble of your lost loves a new lust will rise that will make you speechless.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your sex appeal is a natural power you emanate and one that if you wield properly can win you a lot of favors. This week, it’ll be doubly so — use it to your advantage and think of these worshippers as your own personal servants. While there might be a king in this mix, it doesn’t mean you can’t claim the empire all on your own.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Watch out, fate is about to come in and swoop you away on a magical journey that will touch you down in a magical land far from your reality, bringing with it mystical awakenings and a passion so intense that you’ll feel the burn for days and the inspiration for a lifetime. However, be prepared: that may be the only evidence you’ll have for your time spent.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If you want to win big, that means you have to play it large. This isn’t the time to be meager with anything; this is the time to go all the way and show your dedication. Seems there is a lot at stake now, as you are in a phase where things are going to either grow or wither away quickly, making it all about what you put in and having faith in the seemingly impossible.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Be prepared to hear all sorts of craziness this week – it’ll seem as if the filter fell off your honey’s mouth and left him one unedited mess. While some of those random comments will have roots in passive-aggressiveness, the rest will be just pure insanity. To avoid going overboard, trudge through what was said to get to the points that actually matter.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Look out for number one and you won’t go wrong. Enough of putting your own feelings aside to accommodate others! After all, don’t you owe yourself some comfort? Of course you do, but no one is going to give that to you unless you give it to yourself first. Luckily, though, once you start to get in the gist of spoiling yourself, others will follow your lead.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Spring cleaning is in full effect. It’s time to close the book on dull chapters in your life that have been going nowhere. While the transition may cause a lull in your mood and life, take this as a time to recalibrate your brain and heart, because once the new cycle begins you better know where you want to go with it, as thinking fast is the prerequisite for your success.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Nobody is going to convince you of doing anything you don’t want to do, so don’t even bother being polite with listening to other options. However, with that said, be prepared to fight the fight, as it is obvious that you like challenges and taking the harder route. As they say, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

If it’s been way too long since your last dalliance, don’t hesitate to dial up friends who can hook you up. This is the week when friendships will matter, and getting a leg up on them will literally get some legs wrapped around you. Go ahead; share your thoughts, exact descriptions, needs, etc., as it’ll be your quickest, easiest and most accurate way of getting some.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Although it might feel as if you are trying to run uphill with your love life, don’t get discouraged now. A breakthrough is coming that will lead you to a whole new level of understanding and control. Yes, seems to be that the ball will soon be floating over to your court, but if you don’t want to screw it up, it’ll mean being ready to serve it right back with all you’ve got.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to nabbing the finest, you’re going to have to go out on that limb. While that certain someone has most definitely been sitting on his or her laurels long enough, it’ll take your last-ditch effort to incite the passion. Sure, you should never have to work this hard, but sometimes humility is just the thing you have to get in touch with to get that brass ring.

For The Week Of April 5-11, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If it feels as if no one is listening to you, that means you are paying attention. Yes, this is the start of a short cycle that’ll make you reexamine what kind of power you possess and what you control. Seems the power dynamic you currently have will feel less than on par with what you feel you deserve and seems this is the time you’re not going to take it anymore!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The past is going to start to haunt you right now, with high chances that an ex will come creeping back out of the woodwork to ruin your stride. If this doesn’t mean a physical manifestation of him, then it could mean a psychological one, which most of the time is harder to fight off. Whichever, realize everything does happen for a reason.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your friends love and need you. While it might not seem this way 24-7 and that can cause you to spring the green eye of jealousy and judgment, don’t let it push you over the edge. Realize it’s not you, but something in the universe, otherwise known as Saturn, the troublemaker, retrograding back into your house of friendships to test your confidence. After all, you’re perfect!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Haters are everywhere. So, do understand being that chirpy, resourceful and always-land-on-your-feet-self isn’t going to make you the most popular in a crowd, especially now. Beware of others talking smack about you and trying to ruin your rep. You’re winning now, but only by a small margin, and the competition is hot on your trail. So, move faster now!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Getting to that fairytale ending isn’t without a price to pay. Lucky for you, the only adjustments you need to make, to get what you are after, is changing up what you want the finale to be. Yes, time to switch up your goals and realize what you once wanted isn’t going to cut it anymore and it’s a time for an upgrade. Dream bigger, get more.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Details matter now, so avoid shortcuts. The more thorough you are, the less likely that the strange surprises that’ll pop up on you will be as detrimental as they could be. If anything, you will see how fast you think on your feet or back, whichever position you are in when you come upon these crazy circumstances.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life will be a major point of contention this week, as passive-aggressiveness and irritating situations arise, forcing you into aggravating actions that could have been easily avoided. Unfortunately, it’ll make your relationship feel more like an adventure in babysitting than anything else.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Be careful of the battles you incite, because the more you ruin what you have going on, the deeper the cuts will go. This isn’t the time to fight the status quo, but rather to work your way around it. Not to say you ultimately have to compromise, but timing is the key to your success right now, so hold tight before getting too nuts.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Yes, you’ll be hearing some words that will make you want to do a double take on your life, as you thought everything was going superbly. Sorry to say not everything you see will be what is occurring. This week will mark a turn of events; a few blows you didn’t see coming will strike your ego — they may spin the direction of your relationship in another direction.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

It’s not that you want to be a pain in the ass, but when it comes to group dynamics, any dealings are going to cause a big old buzzkill. Seems like you’ll be more in that private and cuddly mood, but loyalties and obligations will get in the way, proving that even the happiest of relationships can posses a dark side, as there won’t just be two in your bed this week.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You know all the ins and out about being evasive, so as the tables turn and it’s you needing to read between the lines, let this be a lesson in how you communicate. Yes, time to really take the reins and just get to the bottom of the story. Logic is on your side, if you want it to be, which may mean putting on a thicker skin to wade through all the bull.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Humility is hot, if you wield it properly. Even if you have to fake it, showing some this week will seal the deal with whomever you have hanging on the line, as seeing that softer side to you will make him want to bite it hard. Of course, with that said, how great of a lay can it be if he can’t handle your fire too?

For The Week Of March 29-April 4, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Chill out. This is your time to recollect all the activity that has been going on in your life and just absorb it. Once you start to fit all the pieces in, you will see something forming that you didn’t quite see before. Don’t worry, chances are this will be a good thing and will lead you to a whole new aspiration that will keep you happily occupied for quite a while.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’re not one to get angry quickly, so when you do, if that person isn’t getting it without you needing to explain it in full detail, then time to really consider your judgment on them. After all, if they can’t see they’ve crossed the line, understand they aren’t going to get what makes you happy either.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

All those hopes and wishes you started to plant will slowly start to blossom now, revealing the fruits of your labor. Although things don’t appear exactly as you imagined, the surprises that pop out will be to your liking. If not at the very start, do trust that it will be an acquired taste you will grow to love and intensely crave.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You can’t help everyone, no matter how right on you are. So, as you get shut down for being honest, even after you were asked for your opinion, don’t take it personally. Trying to be a good friend isn’t all rainbows and unicorns as it should be, especially when that someone around you chooses to act like a total crackhead.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Finally, you’ll be making headway in getting rid of some of the red tape that’s been making you crazy. With this extra time, you’ll no doubt be feeling friskier and freer — which will be music to your baby’s ears. However, with something as monumental as this, don’t waste it on any ole bed. Skip town and mark new territories. The change in environment alone is orgasm enough.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Giving the benefit of the doubt has burned you before, but this week, you will find miracles are waiting for you as someone surprises you beyond your expectation and restores your faith in humanity. Yes, it’ll be one of those sudden magical moments that will make you fall to your knees and do all sorts of salty acts of praise you never saw coming.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Don’t get freaked out as that certain someone starts acting out in a more covert kind of way. Everybody needs space and it doesn’t always have to be a reflection of you or your relationship. Of course, if it really does bug you, go ahead and break out the discussion on the 3rd, but no time earlier. However, do understand you will be tinkering with something that isn’t broken.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Don’t get all freaked out when someone you thought had no backbone suddenly starts to flex theirs and really puts you in your place. While that may seem impossible, you do know that sudden attacks are not your strong point, leaving you to vulnerable positions when they do occur. Luckily, this one will come with a very happy ending.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You can’t keep dreaming of change without putting out efforts to make it happen. Time to make decisions and take chances in your day-to-day life. While you aren’t great at motivating yourself, it doesn’t mean you can’t take shortcuts, as in picking up the phone and getting someone else to come inspire you. Plus, chances are this person’s number is already in your speed dial.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

It’s your time to dream a little dream, because something dramatic and most likely fabulous is in your stars and it will be making you feel like a fairytale princess. Of course, depending on how you’ve been leading your life, this could also be a Cinderella situation, when you have to live among those bitchy stepsisters. Either/or, by the end of this week, the power is going to be yours.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

People can be so stupid and so slow. Thankfully, you’re not. So, feel free to show off your cocky side and get things moving! Whoever you are trying to connect with isn’t getting the message and if you want to see if there are any signs of life, you will have to reach out first. After that, if they’re still as unresponsive, feel free to judge them all you want.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You have a most delightful way of speaking and can charm whomever you want, whenever you want. This week, give them a taste, but don’t let them bite. Best to be vague to lure them in, as you won’t be feeling as decisive as you want. Sure, it might be a tad cruel, but as long as it’s you getting what you want, who cares?

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