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For The Week Of August 9-15, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sometimes all you need are a few encouraging words to put you over the edge to go after your dream. This week, listen to friends and let them bark in your ear as loud as they want to, because you will need that added push to get you back on the road to somewhere special, as somehow, lately, you’ve let demons get in your way of seeing straight.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Beware of what appears to be pretty, as hearing the right words and seeing the most spectacular eyes can blind you from what lies beneath. Not to say it’s a bad thing, but you must go at it with the right speed to really understand the reality. This means not jumping the gun and instantly buying into the ideal without doing your homework.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Break out the bubbly. This is one of those weeks where all will seem right and you‘ll be feeling as if you do have the answers to the universe. Seems some sweet rewards are coming your way and it’ll finally put your worst fears to rest, opening a new frame of mind that has you not only optimistic, but pumped. World, watch out, because here you come!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s all about expansion for you now, as you’ll want to stretch your life out to reach more corners of your curiosities, passions and ideals. Although there’s no stopping you, it seems not everyone you want to come along for the ride is so willing. Expect a clash of agendas to hit, making you wonder if you can truly have it all. Whatever. In the end, it’s a small bump on the road to better things.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes you have to do things you don’t like to get ahead — that is just how wheeling and dealing is. So prepare, as this week you’ll face a crossroads that will have you reaching deep into your core to make a decision that’ll have you playing with fire. The good news is that with bigger chances come huge rewards. Yes, count the coins on how much you want to bet on you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Love is a rare thing; so when you have it going on, appreciate it. Yes, time to stop, drop and love your boo again, by setting sights on bigger adventures and working on stockpiling more memories to gush over. As it stands, things are getting a bit staid, so save yourself by changing up the scenery. The cosmos is demanding you book a vacation toute de suite!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

We all have our dirty little secrets and our own bizarre little fetishes that get us off, as that is the magic that makes each one of us different and exciting. However, for you, trying to hide that part of you and play this good girl role is its own turn-on. Though, some routines are getting worn and it’s time to switch up the roles, as the cast around you is about to get more demanding.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Get on your dancing shoes and hit the town. You and your honey will be feeling the energy and the last thing you should be doing is wasting it away on the couch. This is your time to be best friends, run around town and revive the fiesta. If you’re single, no problem either: romance and commitment influences are hitting you hard. So waste no time, dress to impress!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re born stubborn and when you’re making a point, you can’t help your passionate ways; you stand your ground to the last dying breath. Too bad, no matter how sexy this will appear to another, it won’t get you anywhere now. Compromise is the only thing set on the agenda, but if you do come half way, the one meeting you there will make it worth your while.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your week is just about to get more exciting. Communications heat up in the love department and all sorts of naughty revelations will be coming forth, making you gush in many ways. Seems it’ll be hard to control the passion this week, as your brain is the first one that’ll get coddled into submission, because with the right combination of words, you are just that easy.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Whip your baby into submission. It’s time he knew you actually wear the pants in your combo and that you are also due this satisfaction. It’s time for you to feel as if your voice is truly being heard. A new sense of respect is coming your way once you speak out and it’ll be one that you’ll feel inside and out in the sexiest way.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget waiting to exhale. Do it now! This is your week to start anew and stop with the excuses for that someone who just doesn’t get you. Plus, if you free your hands now, in will come the cosmic back-up, as you need the energy of one door closing to get another one flying open. So, don’t worry your pretty little self; just head into action.

For The Week Of August 2-8, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want the love and respect you deserve, then be the first one to give it to yourself. You are going to have to set the standards. Not only will this give that special someone clues as to who you really are; it’ll also let you redefine yourself for you. It’ll be fun as hell to be the princess of your own fairy tale, so set your sights high.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Who cares what anyone else wants? Call it selfishness or call it total self-possession, there is nothing wrong with being clear with what you need and what you want. If that person on the other line can’t get with the program, then take it as sign they don’t care as much as they should, then start to prepare your proper punishment and have fun executing!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just when you are so over something, it comes back to make you wonder if you are really are as “done” as you think. However, don’t try to second-guess yourself, because chances are you have done all you can. If there is going to be a miracle, it won’t be on your part. So just keep looking ahead and know that baggage is just too heavy a burden to bear.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Dream a little dream and then let it go. Yes, let the universe know what you want and then let it take care of things. The only thing you can do now is hope that you have enough karma to get your wish granted and that shortly you’ll be back to feeling like the hot and sexy love muffin everybody knows and wants to do.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes to get ahead you just have to suck it up, as it takes fighting the right battles to win the war. Getting caught in the injustice of each minute won’t get you anywhere. Too bad, this is the week you are going to have to suck it up for the greater good, but trust you’re doing the right thing. If you do, know that swallowing this wrong won’t be so ba

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

By the end of this week, expect to turn into one of those people you make fun of on the street, all giggles and smiles. Seems there is building momentum on something that’ll fuel your fires in such a way that you’ll feel as if you suddenly have the answer to all the world’s existence. To say the least, you’ll be hot, hot, hot!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This week marks the start to a fun cycle for you to get your rocks off with hot guys, because your visual senses will be in hot pursuit and have the perfect aim, as there will be eye-candy galore to take in. However, you will have time to soak in this sexy streak, so bide your time. You wouldn’t want to wear out at the beginning, would you?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to fight it and just let your baby take the reins. Yes, as scary as that sounds, it’s a feat you must try and you must be open to accepting the outcome. Chances are, surprise understandings will be learned and a whole new appreciation for that special someone could be just what you need this week to restore your faith in humanity.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Keep your eye on the prize because you’ll have more than a few distractions to steer you away from your priorities, making you feel like you have to find your balance once again. However messy it will get from moment to moment, don’t worry, as the ride will have a few bumps that will surprise you. Seems not everyone around you is as apathetic as you think.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You can dream all you want to, but if the fantasies are actually a mound of excuses, it’s time to recalibrate your point of view and aim for a more substantial target. Not to say having the ability to get lost in a reverie isn’t a luxury to appreciate — it’s nice to have hope. But there is a time to draw the line on all good things. All parties eventually end.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you won’t have much control with the upcoming frustrations in your home or with family. There will be an influx of flakiness and broken promises headed your way. Just don’t take it personally, as it’s not meant to hurt. So is life with those you love the most.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your graciousness will be in top form, giving you the ability to properly play puppet master with your boo. So be cool and a little bit cruel with how you rule, as this is the time to really get your ideas and bigger plans into motion with as little strife as possible. Suddenly, all that you want will sound like an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top.

For The Week Of July 26-August 1, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll have had enough of playing the nice gal, as you’ll see that no matter how much you give or how much you sacrifice, you won’t be getting back your due — and it’s not like you haven’t made enough excuses either. Thankfully, this week a lightning bolt “a-ha!” moment is coming and will start putting you back on track to sanity.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s not always about what you should do. Sometimes it’s about what you’ve already done well and celebrating that, as those are the things that’ll move you onto the fast track. Working smart doesn’t have to mean working hard in that conventional sense. It’s time to understand hard work isn’t about trying to convince yourself you’re doing the right thing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Big shifts will slowly start to appear, so pay attention to the symbols. This week, nothing is going to seem so linear, so when you get a strange feeling about something but don’t want to say it, for fear of ruining it, trust you are onto something. However, no matter how psychic you are feeling, know there are still a few twists and turns that even you won’t see coming.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Bigger voices will be trying to talk over you. While your first response is to blast them out of the water by being even louder, reconsider. It seems that someone will have something meaningful and important to say, but you have to be paying attention. While their delivery could be better, realize perfection can’t exist every minute.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your latest spin at love has you reeling. Now, time to take a pause and set other priorities into play. This week, setting your sights on new career goals will be you best bet, as nothing like power will ignite your confidence and libido with such fervor. After all, boss lady is a role in which you thrive — in and out of the boardroom.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Who cares how dorky your tastes are? We all get off with our own kinks, but for those who try to knock yours, realize they are just big fat haters. Whatever, it’s not like you’re running for the popular vote anyhow, so enjoy stepping out and walking to your own beat. Thankfully, that first step is the hardest and from there, it’ll be cake.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your creativity will be flowing, making you feel as if your brain is glowing. So make the most of it by surprising your boo with something special that’ll make him coo. The sex will be so hot don’t be shocked if he proposes on the spot! But even if that exact thing doesn’t hold true, something just as majorly magical will happen to you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Friends aren’t perfect. But that particular friend who’s been getting on your nerves will stretch your last one and it might be time to delete them forever. This will cause much rejoicing in your household. The drama it releases will make you feel light on your feet and as horny as a goat — making your baby the double winner this week, as he probably hated that bitch too.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just giving someone a look isn’t going to cut it. So, as a hot stranger comes onto your scene, don’t hesitate to turn into the welcome wagon and put your name into his suggestion box. Not to say you have to do all the hunting, but make him curious enough to want to come get more. If you lead him, he will come.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Romance is in the air and all you have to do is breathe it in. That’s right: someone who instantly clicks with you, makes you laugh, makes you think, and can even make you sweat in all the right places. While this sounds too good to be true, the catch is that it might just be two ships passing in the night … but who knows? Planes, trains and automobiles can keep any magic alive.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sex is only half of the story. Even though it is like finding a needle in a haystack to find someone truly compatible with your vibe, if they can’t fulfill anything anymore, don’t try to keep hope alive. While he can read your body, he just doesn’t have the brains to read your mind and while this seems hard to swallow, trust there are better things out there to wrap yourself around.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Whatever you and your baby are at odds over is going to reach a tipping point, but the good news is that chances are it’ll be to your favor. Seems your diplomatic ways will somehow light a bulb in his mind and get him more on your page. Not to say all is going to be paradise instantly, but at least you’ll have something to work with.

For The Week Of July 19-25, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Holding back your secrets will backfire on you now and could lead to you looking less confident to that certain someone. The holes in your story won’t add up, which could lead to them filling in those gaps with their own whacked-out stories. So, if you want to be free already, just let it out and embrace your freakiness.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

An issue you were facing at the beginning of the year may start to creep back into the picture. While you think you can handle it all on your own, avoid that. Call in the back-up: it’ll be having a strong support team with many points of view that will help you see the bigger picture and the most innovative solutions. Plus, it’s best not to be alone right now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your star status is going to be coming through, as opportunities that take you far from your comfort zone arrive and will test how open-minded and flexible you truly are. Dreams aren’t always cracked up to be as fantastical as you want them to be, as strings attached always wind up throwing in a little bitter to the sweet.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

On one hand, you will be taking a giant leap forward in your personal development, but in your love life, a dark shadow will be cast. It seems that whom you are running with won’t be able to keep up and the passive-aggressive ways they will decide to act out will be the hair that breaks the camel’s back. Oh well, cheers to the survival of the fittest!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Making agreements with your boo is half the battle. Too bad enforcing them is where the real work has to take place. This week, seems you haven’t read all the fine print, as what you thought you were getting isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. A difference in semantics has you wondering what kind of idiot your honey can be.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Things will heat up — you will be taking a giant step to a deeper commitment with your baby and getting closer to the life you dream of. However, don’t sabotage yourself by asking too many questions, as some things won’t have answers and other issues can only be solved in their own time. Right now, it’s about walking through the fire, not over-analyzing it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Sex is the metaphor for a relationship. So if you’re getting your rocks off in a fun and fab way routinely, you have nothing go worry about. If not, time to put more effort in to make it happen, as not everything comes on a silver platter. No one is that entitled: it’s not good for the soul and, certainly, it’ll never make you a good lay.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you thought you’ve made your mind to go one way, this week will have you doing a sudden 180 and wanting to try another way. No one has ever pegged you as predictable, but this might even be a shock to you. Of course, the real surprise is what will make you want to change your trajectory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll be at your luckiest if you let your past be your guide to your future, which means don’t try to give anyone or any situation the benefit of the doubt now. You’ve learned your lessons and it’s time to put that knowledge into play. As it goes, burn you once, shame on them; burn you twice, shame on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When it comes down to who and what you can trust, you’re going to have to get down to business and ask smart questions. Friends won’t be much help, not because they’re being shady, because they’ll be just as confused as you. As for your honey, be ready to read between the lines. This week, people around you will be more about saying what you want to hear than the truth.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This week might leave you tossing and turning, as career and home life get disruptions that make you want to run for cover. Whatever the trauma, know the solution is a slow one, but one that will have positive and lasting results. Until then, hit the spa, stores, salon, etc. Yes, if this means spoiling yourself silly to maintain your balance during this rocky pass, then so be it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Time to put up your hands and stop the insanity. Enough of hearing people’s ideas on how you should be living and what is best for you, because last time you checked, they were more messed-up then you ever were and it’s time to point that out. So while this isn’t the sexiest thing to do with your mouth right now, at least it will provide some form of satisfaction.

For The Week Of July 12-18, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your emotions are going to be stronger than you can contain, which may lead to some crazy behavior that you didn’t think you had in you. While you might be embarrassed when you have two seconds to stop to think about your actions, it won’t matter much, because this week the one you’ve got on the hook will be hot for the insanity that you spew.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Celebrate all that you have accomplished, even if no one else gets how hard you worked for it. Right not is not about getting validation from others, but to understand yourself better and create an even bigger picture. Don’t worry, you won’t ever be alone in that image, but just make sure you are the star of that vision.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Don’t try to analyze the invites that pop up this week, as in whether they’re too boring or too not-your-speed. The situations that start up now aren’t quite going to unravel the way you suspect and will come under very deceiving covers. You need to enter this journey one way to come out another.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want to show that you care, you’re really going to have to reach deep inside yourself and pull out a rabbit. This is the time you need to send out your messages loud and clear and without strings attached. Your actions haven’t exactly been obvious so far, but now is the time when it’s do or die.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Not everything you will hear this week will be to your liking. But it’s the truth, and if you want to continue on the path you’re going, you are going to have to swallow some of these facts and sort them out — it’s the way your cookie is now crumbling. However, know that where these words are coming from isn’t bad, just tough.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You and your boo will be clashing on opinions on the most trivial issues. Though, chances are there’s more than meets the eye concerning why you are both acting so petty. Of course, you are under no obligation to be the bigger person. But if you do want to end these little aggravations and gain a better footing as the dominant one, go ahead and call it as you see it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Expect a sweet sense of balance in your love life, as the pieces of the puzzle start to fall into place and have you understanding the depth of emotion you have going on with your honey. However, just because you’ve found answers, that doesn’t mean they’ll work for everyone. So, think twice before getting preachy to friends, or you won’t be winning their popularity votes.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though your brain will be traveling at super-lightning speeds, making decisions at the drop of a hat, others won’t be moving as fast. So, for that, sit your butt down and enjoy the view. No, not the most glamorous news to hear, but at least this means you’ll have time to enjoy the hobbies in your life, like shopping.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re horny and can’t take it any longer — admit it and do something about it! There are no excuses, as Mars and Venus are working side by side, 24-7 in your true love sector, helping you get you what you need, whether it’s a 24-hour crush or a long-term love. So if your itches aren’t getting scratched by later this week, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll need a time-out to recalibrate all that you are and to get back into working order. You’ll have a few rounds of unnecessary sparring with family and/or coworkers that’ll make you feel less than sexy. Thankfully, your boo won’t be on your sh*t list, so you should answer the door at least once and get plugged into some energy that will recharge you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t listen to anyone else when it comes to matters of the heart. They’ll all sound like white noise anyway. Your intuition will be at its sharpest to process emotions regarding a recent drama. You will see that excuses won’t work and you won’t want to waste time thinking them up anyway, as taking that giant leap into the unknown will feel the most liberating.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Cleaning messes isn’t an overnight job — some might take years. However, as you get a nice psychological handi-wipe coming at you, via juicy gossip about someone from way back when, it’ll prove the anguish you had to go through to leave them behind was worth your while, because who they are now reflects their true colors, just as who you are now reflects yours.

For The Week Of July 5-11, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

All your wishes will seem as if they’re coming true and you’ll feel as if you are floating on a marshmallow cloud, with sweetness and light surrounding you. The best part of this all: bragging to all those who doubted you were going to make it. So, make sure you throw in two cents when possible this week, as that’ll be the most delicious part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to guilt you’ve held for too long, this week you’ll finally let it go. Whether it’s having that conversation with that certain someone and getting whatever you need off your chest or understanding your actions were the best you could do at that time, you’ll work your way back to personal freedom and get that control you have for too long let go.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your mouth will be going a mile a minute and you won’t be able to stop yourself from unloading all the emotions you’ve had bottled up for too long. While you might think this will end a relationship, it’ll actually mark a new start, as what you say will have more validity to the listener than you suspect and an amazing turn-about will begin.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re going to have some wacky ideas about how you play your game, but no matter how strange the ideas appear, go with it. What you need now is more innovation and spontaneity, going with your most bizarre ideas and showing off your most unique sides. The more you flaunt this side to you, the more enticing your prospects will come, as weird will attract weird.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Magic moments are going to happen and you’ll be sealing the deal even further with your honey, and all the paranoia you’ve had will melt away, as you will stop seeing the past with all its dirt and grime and look out into the future, to see it bright and sunny. Seems you will be able to change how you see the past when you start mapping out your future.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Throw away the routines and start something new. Realize you aren’t stuck to the manicness that surrounds you everyday and you can start getting that peace of mind you dream about. Seems you are your own worst enemy. As soon as you start taking some bigger responsibilities and giant leaps of faith, you’ll see that those messes in your life are not permanent.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Fight your laziness and venture out to new and exciting places. It’s possible you’ll encounter something that intrigues you to the core! Yes, despite the fact that decent crushes may seem impossible to come by as of late, this week it’ll all turn around. Out of the woodwork will come some sexy turning of the screws.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This is the week you’ll want to curl up at home and throw the key out, as you’ll be feeling more in your groove behind close doors. As for romance, oddly enough, it’ll be the more practical parts of love that will get you going. So, go ahead, clean out the closets and scrub those floors together – weird activities like that will really do it for you now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You aren’t always right, but who cares? If you believe it, then you have to defend it and as long as you can stand by what you are saying, then go for it. Seems this week, whoever is more passionate and more persistent will get their way. Thankfully, since you were born under the sign of stubbornness, all bets are on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your eye will be wandering to all the wrong places to stir up some excitement, but whatever, sometimes you need to have that double-edge sword to really feel the passion to get your butt into gear and put yourself into that mindset that you can have it all. After all, if you can’t have a 5-ring circus spinning around you, you might as well just go to sleep.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Surprises are in store, as opportunities you wouldn’t suspect will come creeping around the corner. While you may try to sort this all out logically, forget it. Go with your gut. Anything you try to sort out with logic won’t last. Besides, when it comes down to it, you know you’ve got to really feel it to believe in it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

An emotional breakthrough is coming and going to hit you like a ton of bricks — you’ll finally get clarity on a situation that has been wearing down your confidence for too long. While it will leave a slight confusion that won’t be so comfortable, trust you are heading in the right direction and from here on out, anything is possible.

For The Week Of June 28-July 4, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of ruling too hard with your iron fist, as in demanding too high of expectations, making it impossible for anyone to keep up with you. Call it being efficient or call it a defense mechanism, whichever it is, slow it down for just a moment and let the other catch up. Besides, it’ll feel nice with something hot on your tail again.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The frustration will seem palpable this week, as it seems as if you are always taking two steps forward and then three back. Life isn’t easy and sorry, there isn’t much you can do. Thankfully, you are the sign with tons of patience and grace under fire, and if you keep holding steady, you’ll find your just rewards are soon coming around the corner.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget standards, because the more you pile on to your “must have list,” the more you are boxing yourself in. Not to say you’re being too rigid, but you are white knuckling it enough to avoid jumping into anything else that’s vaguely different than what you envision. That can be your own method of subconscious self-sabotage. Just saying…

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Time to own up to the truth and clear up old issues that keep popping up. Yes, time to humble yourself and offer up some apologies, as they are due. Not to say you have to beg, but some humility would be nice. Doing so will be quite the endearing way to open up your baby to you in just that special way that’ll make all feel new again.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ve spoken enough. Now, it’s time for your boo to have the platform and share his or her two cents. Yes, time for your honey to let loose and share their innermost ideals, complaints, and ideas for what is happening between the two of you. While it might sound harsh at times, if you want to move ahead, you’re going to have to listen.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Just because you’re in love doesn’t mean it’s okay to blindly go wherever your honey wants to go. While some ideas are totally up your alley, the rest won’t be music to your ears. To avoid obliterating your boundaries, speak up now or forever hold your peace, because it only takes one little lie now to start a snowball effect into misery.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is going to be entering a whole new zone where words will flow freely and emotions will be clarified, putting you both on the same page and creating a structure that will make day-to-day life more romantic than ever. While you thought routine was for the birds, you’ll be singing a new song as you find out it’s for lovebirds.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You might be feeling the love, but you won’t have time to show it, as your priorities elsewhere will make your honey low on the priority totem pole. However, as you already do too much in your relationship, consider this a nice change of pace, as you can now let honey flex his TLC muscles — and they do need work, as chances are they’re a bit atrophied by now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Chances are your love life has been less than satisfactory as of late, but this week, tides will turn and you’ll have much to celebrate, as unexpected twists are coming, turning your affairs from drab to fab. Yes, time to clean up the boudoir, pull out the lingerie and buy the jumbo box of condoms, because finally there’ll be a gentlemen caller or two who will know how to ring your bell.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ve thrown the ball over to the other court and now all you can do is wait. While chances are you won’t get what you want on a silver platter ASAP, you have at least opened up a dialogue and now you can work the strategies. No, it’s not the most romantic journey, but sometimes it’s the destination that’ll make up for it all.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your brain will be shooting your mouth off faster than you will be able to control, but the good news is that the things that will fly out will be just what is needed to be said to that certain someone. Whether this is setting things in motion or back on track, rest assured that fate is taking the reins now and all will be back to your liking in just a few.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You might be feeling a bit more emotional these days, causing sudden outbursts that you can’t control and making you look like a mess. However, if you have the right support, then don’t worry about how this comes across, because when the chips are down and the chemistry is right, that certain someone will love you even more during times like these.

For The Week Of June 21-27, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares what you’ve been told in the past? Things are going to change now. That certain someone whom you never thought it would work with will suddenly start to show signs that he isn’t as apathetic as you thought. Yes, a breakthrough is coming your way and, finally, a light will appear from this seemingly endless tunnel.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

This week, it’ll feel as if there are more than a few people in your relationship, as family will stick their nose in your business, as if they have a vote in the matter. Whether it’s your family or his, you’ll have to have some grace under pressure. Know that what will infuriate you beyond comprehension actually is coming from good intentions.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There is only so much you can say to someone before you get that they don’t get it. This week, if you find yourself hitting your head against the wall one too many times, realize you have reached the limit and given all you can. Whatever the disagreement on the table, call it quits. If this means throwing the whole thing out, well, sometimes better late than never.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Brace yourself, as you’ll have to get in touch with humility in some way. This could mean unexpected dealings with a disturbing someone or being in a situation that is just beyond you in some way. No matter how traumatic it might seem initially, don’t draw your final conclusions yet. This is just the beginning of a bigger story.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Doll yourself up and hit the town. This is your week to start anew. This could mean revamping your look, deciding it’s time to move, switching your job or dropping anything that you feel has worn out its welcome with you. Whichever choice you take, don’t hold back – it’s definitely time to throw away the old and celebrate the new.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Admit you have a plan and share it. If you keep trying to feel out the love circumstances you are in with your intuition, it will only get you so far. This week it’s time to confront your worst fears and realize getting a rejection or the green light is better than stalling and being lost in a fantasy, as the real deal is attainable, but only if you truly believe and go for it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Friends are there for you to vent to, but be careful about what you say about your current state of affairs, as you are painting a picture of your honey that may be too harsh and can ultimately lead to damaging his reputation unfairly. While it’s good to have them on your side, it’s not always necessary to nail him to the wall to get validation.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Admit you have a traditional side and despite how liberal you want to be, there are certain aspects of a relationship you still have an old-fashioned attitude about. This will be more than obvious this week — you’ll have to admit it and start setting new boundaries for your baby. But don’t worry! He’ll love feeling like marked territory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Getting deeper into the heart of your sweetie is going to be necessary if you really want to know if your relationship can go the long haul. Yes, time to break out the philosophical conversations and sort out where you both are coming from and how it matches up. As you’ve already learned, loving a dumb little cutie is only going to get you so far.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The skeletons in your closet will be falling out whether you like it or not, but you’ll find out that you no longer care. Things you once thought of as shameful won’t be anymore. You’ll see you’ve come a lot farther than you assumed you would and that the person you once were is no longer the hot tamale you are now, so work it and love it!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’re about to have a sudden change of heart that is going to add a soap opera element to your life, which will give you a headache but also make you feel glamorous at the same time. Seems the crossroads you hit will have you feeling the heat of possessing too much power.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Oftentimes it’s the daily routines that are the hardest parts of a relationship to swallow, as the monotony can magnify those irritating habits you both have and make you ready to call it quits. That is why this week it’ll be important to break out of patterns and change it up. It’ll be the efforts you both put in now that’ll show how much you do want it to work.

For The Week Of June 14-20, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

The past is coming back in a big way, which will shock you to your core and make you rethink how you want to proceed. This could literally mean someone from your past or just some issue you’ve had that you thought was gone. Either or, brace yourself for the drama, which might be bigger in your mind, but realize you do have to walk through this fire.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you’ve been crushing on a friend and wondering if it could ever be, or even just curious how someone you are currently plutonic with is in bed, then this might be your lucky week. Those closest to you will be the ones amping up your love life and making you feel like the queen of your own domain. Yes, get ready to be the center of all the gossip!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When it comes to love, you don’t have to be humble. After all, you know what happens when you go for the guy you have to fix, as opposed to the guy who you are somewhat intimidated by. Believe it: you are a hot commodity. As powerful as someone may seem to you, realize you are as significant in return. Only your demons can hold you back now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Who says you can’t have it all? Obviously, it wasn’t you, as this week is going to make you feel as if nothing is unattainable. Not only will the right people buy every word you say, but your charms will be boundless, making you too irresistible for words — and not to just the homeless dudes on your block, also to the super hot ones who can form sentences.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

This week, your sex life is going to be the stuff porn gets its inspiration from. Enjoy it and forget trying to over-think it, as the more you give into the passion, the more honest you’ll be with your feelings for this certain someone when all is said and done. Seems it’s not just about the physical connection; the emotional one is going to be the hook.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your baby is going to go beyond the duty of love for you, so be sweet and stop being too bossy. Realize he is trying, despite how clumsy it can look at times. There is a delicate balance you both are achieving and if you can just crack open that mind and heart of yours a little bit more, you’ll find that whom you are with is whom you’ve always dreamt of.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Nobody said true love was easy. After finding it, now maintaining it is turning out to be more of a humbling experience than you bargained for. Though, luckily, this week you’ll hit your stride and all will start to fall in place, as romance and drama will find a way of harmonizing in just that way to be music to your ears and many other unmentionable places on your body.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Don’t be shy with your words — you are heading into a lucky streak that will give you the power to make your love life worth gossiping about again. Just don’t get caught up in ideals that you’ve held on to. This time around, surprises will come out of nowhere and give you the best run for your money.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Break out the family talk with your boo. This week that nesting feeling will be strong. You will want to know what is happening, as in getting on the same page and working towards a shared vision. While ego struggles are inevitable, trust your gut when it comes down to playful joking and just plain old avoidance. After this, the ball will be officially in your court.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Finally, you’ll hear words that’ll make you feel as if you are the only one who truly matters in the universe. While you’ll want to get lost in all those pretty words, don’t get too drunk on them, as you’ll need to distinguish between what’s supportive and what’s just seductive smoke being blown up your ass.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to the options that appear to you this week, realize that your heart might not be leading you — status is going to be really turning you on. After all, we are all entitled to have some comfort in our life; for you, it’ll be the ultimate aphrodisiac. Of course, this will probably change by next week.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

It’s no secret that you like worship and anyone who can’t appreciate you like a priceless piece of art at first glance will never be right for you. After all, working for it is for the birds. Instead, sit back and relax, and realize the world is at your feet, where it should be. Understand your efforts should be about choosing what you want, not proving what you deserve.

For The Week Of June 7-13, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

With your status rising and accolades coming in, making you feel like one powerful lady, expect to also turn into one horny little devil in dire need of attention and unable to concentrate on anything else except feeding your most primal instincts. However, don’t jump on anything too fast, as the prospects later in the week will be far better than the ones in the early part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your baby is going to be stepping it up big-time this week and it’ll make you feel as if you are falling in love all over again. While the change in attitude will seem to come out of nowhere, don’t question it. Call it a gift from the gods and just savor the flavors, because it’ll only be you who can ruin this good thing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Meeting new people will start to get easier, switching your mindset to a less tortured state. Seems you’ve been trapped inside your own little head for way too long, thinking crazy thoughts and damning yourself for no reason. Thankfully, this miracle will happen just in time, making it possible for you to lift up your skirt and fly.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Winning arguments with your baby this week will mean knowing all the nuances of your debate and being able to counteract all his hearsay with details — as that truly is where God will be for you. Otherwise, just going on your emotions won’t get you anywhere. If you go that route, he might listen, but he won’t hear you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A big breakthrough is coming, putting you back on top of your world and saving you from all the mumble jumble of an ex who has clouded your mind as of late. Of course, with this much work you’ve put into yourself, what would one indulgence hurt? If that means airing out his dirty laundry, go for it. After all, it’d make a grand finale to serve him his just desserts.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You can do no wrong in the eye of that special someone, as you’ll have a golden tongue that can maneuver its way around any situation with the utmost grace. Yes, seems you’ll have all the words to convince that someone of anything. And from there, that golden tongue will have other pleasant purposes that don’t include words.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You might think you know what you want and might have even made decisions, but change is always possible. This week, don’t be shocked if you do a 180 and switch gears. Sudden opportunities are going to appear and make you hot in places you never knew got that way — which will be just the kind of startling revelation you can’t deny.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You are going to enter one of your best times in years this week, as Jupiter, the planet of luck, enters Aries for most of the summer. It’ll make you the darling of the cosmos, putting you at center stage for all sorts of tasty treats that’ll have your deepest wishes answered and your life turning a special page!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You aren’t here to serve others, so set definitive boundaries now. Yes, this week, a switch will flip and you’ll see that your relationship isn’t as idyllic as you envisioned it would be. But all isn’t lost, as new understandings are possible. Realize that sometimes people really are that dense and you do have to spell it out.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

All the various aspects of your life are going to get intense and scatter in all different directions, leaving it up to you to decide what to run after. As family demands go up, exciting opportunities with friends go another way and career will then plow another path. As for love, it’ll have to just follow you where you go.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

All the repressed anguish towards your honey that’s been brewing to a contemptuous level is about to see the light of day. Expect an eruption of epic proportions that’ll have you unleashing your fury and expressing that darker side to you. As it’ll be your ultimate release, don’t be shocked to find your boo more turned on than frightened.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You can’t expect change to come to you. It’s time to chase it and show how bad you want it. Yes, time to break out the psychological map, look for places you’ve never been and see what ideas there are for you to explore. Then, let your adventurous side take over and don’t hesitate to act fast. Spontaneity is your key to getting your dreams to happen.

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