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For The Week Of July 5-11, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

All your wishes will seem as if they’re coming true and you’ll feel as if you are floating on a marshmallow cloud, with sweetness and light surrounding you. The best part of this all: bragging to all those who doubted you were going to make it. So, make sure you throw in two cents when possible this week, as that’ll be the most delicious part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to guilt you’ve held for too long, this week you’ll finally let it go. Whether it’s having that conversation with that certain someone and getting whatever you need off your chest or understanding your actions were the best you could do at that time, you’ll work your way back to personal freedom and get that control you have for too long let go.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your mouth will be going a mile a minute and you won’t be able to stop yourself from unloading all the emotions you’ve had bottled up for too long. While you might think this will end a relationship, it’ll actually mark a new start, as what you say will have more validity to the listener than you suspect and an amazing turn-about will begin.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re going to have some wacky ideas about how you play your game, but no matter how strange the ideas appear, go with it. What you need now is more innovation and spontaneity, going with your most bizarre ideas and showing off your most unique sides. The more you flaunt this side to you, the more enticing your prospects will come, as weird will attract weird.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Magic moments are going to happen and you’ll be sealing the deal even further with your honey, and all the paranoia you’ve had will melt away, as you will stop seeing the past with all its dirt and grime and look out into the future, to see it bright and sunny. Seems you will be able to change how you see the past when you start mapping out your future.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Throw away the routines and start something new. Realize you aren’t stuck to the manicness that surrounds you everyday and you can start getting that peace of mind you dream about. Seems you are your own worst enemy. As soon as you start taking some bigger responsibilities and giant leaps of faith, you’ll see that those messes in your life are not permanent.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Fight your laziness and venture out to new and exciting places. It’s possible you’ll encounter something that intrigues you to the core! Yes, despite the fact that decent crushes may seem impossible to come by as of late, this week it’ll all turn around. Out of the woodwork will come some sexy turning of the screws.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This is the week you’ll want to curl up at home and throw the key out, as you’ll be feeling more in your groove behind close doors. As for romance, oddly enough, it’ll be the more practical parts of love that will get you going. So, go ahead, clean out the closets and scrub those floors together – weird activities like that will really do it for you now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You aren’t always right, but who cares? If you believe it, then you have to defend it and as long as you can stand by what you are saying, then go for it. Seems this week, whoever is more passionate and more persistent will get their way. Thankfully, since you were born under the sign of stubbornness, all bets are on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your eye will be wandering to all the wrong places to stir up some excitement, but whatever, sometimes you need to have that double-edge sword to really feel the passion to get your butt into gear and put yourself into that mindset that you can have it all. After all, if you can’t have a 5-ring circus spinning around you, you might as well just go to sleep.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Surprises are in store, as opportunities you wouldn’t suspect will come creeping around the corner. While you may try to sort this all out logically, forget it. Go with your gut. Anything you try to sort out with logic won’t last. Besides, when it comes down to it, you know you’ve got to really feel it to believe in it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

An emotional breakthrough is coming and going to hit you like a ton of bricks — you’ll finally get clarity on a situation that has been wearing down your confidence for too long. While it will leave a slight confusion that won’t be so comfortable, trust you are heading in the right direction and from here on out, anything is possible.

For The Week Of June 28-July 4, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of ruling too hard with your iron fist, as in demanding too high of expectations, making it impossible for anyone to keep up with you. Call it being efficient or call it a defense mechanism, whichever it is, slow it down for just a moment and let the other catch up. Besides, it’ll feel nice with something hot on your tail again.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The frustration will seem palpable this week, as it seems as if you are always taking two steps forward and then three back. Life isn’t easy and sorry, there isn’t much you can do. Thankfully, you are the sign with tons of patience and grace under fire, and if you keep holding steady, you’ll find your just rewards are soon coming around the corner.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget standards, because the more you pile on to your “must have list,” the more you are boxing yourself in. Not to say you’re being too rigid, but you are white knuckling it enough to avoid jumping into anything else that’s vaguely different than what you envision. That can be your own method of subconscious self-sabotage. Just saying…

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Time to own up to the truth and clear up old issues that keep popping up. Yes, time to humble yourself and offer up some apologies, as they are due. Not to say you have to beg, but some humility would be nice. Doing so will be quite the endearing way to open up your baby to you in just that special way that’ll make all feel new again.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ve spoken enough. Now, it’s time for your boo to have the platform and share his or her two cents. Yes, time for your honey to let loose and share their innermost ideals, complaints, and ideas for what is happening between the two of you. While it might sound harsh at times, if you want to move ahead, you’re going to have to listen.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Just because you’re in love doesn’t mean it’s okay to blindly go wherever your honey wants to go. While some ideas are totally up your alley, the rest won’t be music to your ears. To avoid obliterating your boundaries, speak up now or forever hold your peace, because it only takes one little lie now to start a snowball effect into misery.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is going to be entering a whole new zone where words will flow freely and emotions will be clarified, putting you both on the same page and creating a structure that will make day-to-day life more romantic than ever. While you thought routine was for the birds, you’ll be singing a new song as you find out it’s for lovebirds.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You might be feeling the love, but you won’t have time to show it, as your priorities elsewhere will make your honey low on the priority totem pole. However, as you already do too much in your relationship, consider this a nice change of pace, as you can now let honey flex his TLC muscles — and they do need work, as chances are they’re a bit atrophied by now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Chances are your love life has been less than satisfactory as of late, but this week, tides will turn and you’ll have much to celebrate, as unexpected twists are coming, turning your affairs from drab to fab. Yes, time to clean up the boudoir, pull out the lingerie and buy the jumbo box of condoms, because finally there’ll be a gentlemen caller or two who will know how to ring your bell.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ve thrown the ball over to the other court and now all you can do is wait. While chances are you won’t get what you want on a silver platter ASAP, you have at least opened up a dialogue and now you can work the strategies. No, it’s not the most romantic journey, but sometimes it’s the destination that’ll make up for it all.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your brain will be shooting your mouth off faster than you will be able to control, but the good news is that the things that will fly out will be just what is needed to be said to that certain someone. Whether this is setting things in motion or back on track, rest assured that fate is taking the reins now and all will be back to your liking in just a few.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You might be feeling a bit more emotional these days, causing sudden outbursts that you can’t control and making you look like a mess. However, if you have the right support, then don’t worry about how this comes across, because when the chips are down and the chemistry is right, that certain someone will love you even more during times like these.

For The Week Of June 21-27, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares what you’ve been told in the past? Things are going to change now. That certain someone whom you never thought it would work with will suddenly start to show signs that he isn’t as apathetic as you thought. Yes, a breakthrough is coming your way and, finally, a light will appear from this seemingly endless tunnel.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

This week, it’ll feel as if there are more than a few people in your relationship, as family will stick their nose in your business, as if they have a vote in the matter. Whether it’s your family or his, you’ll have to have some grace under pressure. Know that what will infuriate you beyond comprehension actually is coming from good intentions.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There is only so much you can say to someone before you get that they don’t get it. This week, if you find yourself hitting your head against the wall one too many times, realize you have reached the limit and given all you can. Whatever the disagreement on the table, call it quits. If this means throwing the whole thing out, well, sometimes better late than never.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Brace yourself, as you’ll have to get in touch with humility in some way. This could mean unexpected dealings with a disturbing someone or being in a situation that is just beyond you in some way. No matter how traumatic it might seem initially, don’t draw your final conclusions yet. This is just the beginning of a bigger story.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Doll yourself up and hit the town. This is your week to start anew. This could mean revamping your look, deciding it’s time to move, switching your job or dropping anything that you feel has worn out its welcome with you. Whichever choice you take, don’t hold back – it’s definitely time to throw away the old and celebrate the new.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Admit you have a plan and share it. If you keep trying to feel out the love circumstances you are in with your intuition, it will only get you so far. This week it’s time to confront your worst fears and realize getting a rejection or the green light is better than stalling and being lost in a fantasy, as the real deal is attainable, but only if you truly believe and go for it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Friends are there for you to vent to, but be careful about what you say about your current state of affairs, as you are painting a picture of your honey that may be too harsh and can ultimately lead to damaging his reputation unfairly. While it’s good to have them on your side, it’s not always necessary to nail him to the wall to get validation.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Admit you have a traditional side and despite how liberal you want to be, there are certain aspects of a relationship you still have an old-fashioned attitude about. This will be more than obvious this week — you’ll have to admit it and start setting new boundaries for your baby. But don’t worry! He’ll love feeling like marked territory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Getting deeper into the heart of your sweetie is going to be necessary if you really want to know if your relationship can go the long haul. Yes, time to break out the philosophical conversations and sort out where you both are coming from and how it matches up. As you’ve already learned, loving a dumb little cutie is only going to get you so far.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The skeletons in your closet will be falling out whether you like it or not, but you’ll find out that you no longer care. Things you once thought of as shameful won’t be anymore. You’ll see you’ve come a lot farther than you assumed you would and that the person you once were is no longer the hot tamale you are now, so work it and love it!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’re about to have a sudden change of heart that is going to add a soap opera element to your life, which will give you a headache but also make you feel glamorous at the same time. Seems the crossroads you hit will have you feeling the heat of possessing too much power.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Oftentimes it’s the daily routines that are the hardest parts of a relationship to swallow, as the monotony can magnify those irritating habits you both have and make you ready to call it quits. That is why this week it’ll be important to break out of patterns and change it up. It’ll be the efforts you both put in now that’ll show how much you do want it to work.

For The Week Of June 14-20, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

The past is coming back in a big way, which will shock you to your core and make you rethink how you want to proceed. This could literally mean someone from your past or just some issue you’ve had that you thought was gone. Either or, brace yourself for the drama, which might be bigger in your mind, but realize you do have to walk through this fire.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you’ve been crushing on a friend and wondering if it could ever be, or even just curious how someone you are currently plutonic with is in bed, then this might be your lucky week. Those closest to you will be the ones amping up your love life and making you feel like the queen of your own domain. Yes, get ready to be the center of all the gossip!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When it comes to love, you don’t have to be humble. After all, you know what happens when you go for the guy you have to fix, as opposed to the guy who you are somewhat intimidated by. Believe it: you are a hot commodity. As powerful as someone may seem to you, realize you are as significant in return. Only your demons can hold you back now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Who says you can’t have it all? Obviously, it wasn’t you, as this week is going to make you feel as if nothing is unattainable. Not only will the right people buy every word you say, but your charms will be boundless, making you too irresistible for words — and not to just the homeless dudes on your block, also to the super hot ones who can form sentences.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

This week, your sex life is going to be the stuff porn gets its inspiration from. Enjoy it and forget trying to over-think it, as the more you give into the passion, the more honest you’ll be with your feelings for this certain someone when all is said and done. Seems it’s not just about the physical connection; the emotional one is going to be the hook.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your baby is going to go beyond the duty of love for you, so be sweet and stop being too bossy. Realize he is trying, despite how clumsy it can look at times. There is a delicate balance you both are achieving and if you can just crack open that mind and heart of yours a little bit more, you’ll find that whom you are with is whom you’ve always dreamt of.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Nobody said true love was easy. After finding it, now maintaining it is turning out to be more of a humbling experience than you bargained for. Though, luckily, this week you’ll hit your stride and all will start to fall in place, as romance and drama will find a way of harmonizing in just that way to be music to your ears and many other unmentionable places on your body.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Don’t be shy with your words — you are heading into a lucky streak that will give you the power to make your love life worth gossiping about again. Just don’t get caught up in ideals that you’ve held on to. This time around, surprises will come out of nowhere and give you the best run for your money.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Break out the family talk with your boo. This week that nesting feeling will be strong. You will want to know what is happening, as in getting on the same page and working towards a shared vision. While ego struggles are inevitable, trust your gut when it comes down to playful joking and just plain old avoidance. After this, the ball will be officially in your court.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Finally, you’ll hear words that’ll make you feel as if you are the only one who truly matters in the universe. While you’ll want to get lost in all those pretty words, don’t get too drunk on them, as you’ll need to distinguish between what’s supportive and what’s just seductive smoke being blown up your ass.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to the options that appear to you this week, realize that your heart might not be leading you — status is going to be really turning you on. After all, we are all entitled to have some comfort in our life; for you, it’ll be the ultimate aphrodisiac. Of course, this will probably change by next week.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

It’s no secret that you like worship and anyone who can’t appreciate you like a priceless piece of art at first glance will never be right for you. After all, working for it is for the birds. Instead, sit back and relax, and realize the world is at your feet, where it should be. Understand your efforts should be about choosing what you want, not proving what you deserve.

For The Week Of June 7-13, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

With your status rising and accolades coming in, making you feel like one powerful lady, expect to also turn into one horny little devil in dire need of attention and unable to concentrate on anything else except feeding your most primal instincts. However, don’t jump on anything too fast, as the prospects later in the week will be far better than the ones in the early part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your baby is going to be stepping it up big-time this week and it’ll make you feel as if you are falling in love all over again. While the change in attitude will seem to come out of nowhere, don’t question it. Call it a gift from the gods and just savor the flavors, because it’ll only be you who can ruin this good thing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Meeting new people will start to get easier, switching your mindset to a less tortured state. Seems you’ve been trapped inside your own little head for way too long, thinking crazy thoughts and damning yourself for no reason. Thankfully, this miracle will happen just in time, making it possible for you to lift up your skirt and fly.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Winning arguments with your baby this week will mean knowing all the nuances of your debate and being able to counteract all his hearsay with details — as that truly is where God will be for you. Otherwise, just going on your emotions won’t get you anywhere. If you go that route, he might listen, but he won’t hear you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A big breakthrough is coming, putting you back on top of your world and saving you from all the mumble jumble of an ex who has clouded your mind as of late. Of course, with this much work you’ve put into yourself, what would one indulgence hurt? If that means airing out his dirty laundry, go for it. After all, it’d make a grand finale to serve him his just desserts.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You can do no wrong in the eye of that special someone, as you’ll have a golden tongue that can maneuver its way around any situation with the utmost grace. Yes, seems you’ll have all the words to convince that someone of anything. And from there, that golden tongue will have other pleasant purposes that don’t include words.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You might think you know what you want and might have even made decisions, but change is always possible. This week, don’t be shocked if you do a 180 and switch gears. Sudden opportunities are going to appear and make you hot in places you never knew got that way — which will be just the kind of startling revelation you can’t deny.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You are going to enter one of your best times in years this week, as Jupiter, the planet of luck, enters Aries for most of the summer. It’ll make you the darling of the cosmos, putting you at center stage for all sorts of tasty treats that’ll have your deepest wishes answered and your life turning a special page!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You aren’t here to serve others, so set definitive boundaries now. Yes, this week, a switch will flip and you’ll see that your relationship isn’t as idyllic as you envisioned it would be. But all isn’t lost, as new understandings are possible. Realize that sometimes people really are that dense and you do have to spell it out.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

All the various aspects of your life are going to get intense and scatter in all different directions, leaving it up to you to decide what to run after. As family demands go up, exciting opportunities with friends go another way and career will then plow another path. As for love, it’ll have to just follow you where you go.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

All the repressed anguish towards your honey that’s been brewing to a contemptuous level is about to see the light of day. Expect an eruption of epic proportions that’ll have you unleashing your fury and expressing that darker side to you. As it’ll be your ultimate release, don’t be shocked to find your boo more turned on than frightened.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You can’t expect change to come to you. It’s time to chase it and show how bad you want it. Yes, time to break out the psychological map, look for places you’ve never been and see what ideas there are for you to explore. Then, let your adventurous side take over and don’t hesitate to act fast. Spontaneity is your key to getting your dreams to happen.

For The Week Of May 31-June 6, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

What isn’t on your agenda this week will be what rivets your mind and body. Expect surprise twists and turns to pop at you, bringing along a gaggle of laughs, thrills and unnerving curiosities. While all answers won’t be on the table for full examination, know this page-turner is worth the full read at a slower pace.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’ll feel a million times harder to concentrate on what you want, as your honey’s demands are going to take up all the extra space in your head. What you have to remember is to shake this one-track mind, this thinking that you have to serve without prioritizing yourself. Not to say you have to freak out, but set limits and remind your baby you aren’t his/her mother!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget controlling anything — it’s not in your realm of possibilities. Routines are going to change and new people will come around that you’ll have to sort out a connection with. While this week will feel far from sexy, it won’t be a total letdown, as long as you keep the right attitude. Sure, not the most exciting thing to hear, but at least not the worst either.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hit the sex shop and go for a shopping spree! You win the prize for having the sexiest aspects this week, so put your legs up in the air and shout, “Oooh-ahhh.” Yes, there is no wrong; all will feel right. Your baby will be opening up himself/herself in a way you never quite expected, turning a mound of epiphanies into a hot bed of delight. Enjoy!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If you are still feeling confused by your sweetie, then hit up secret sources. Amid the confusion, there is bound to be a trusted ally among his/her friends who can help you with the insight you need. Just keep it on the down-low and be casual. You don’t want to send out mixed messages; they can spark the wrong type of interest in return.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Be careful of whom you give your attention to this week, as you might wind up with a lovesick puppy that’s hard to shake. Not that the ego stroking won’t feel good, but this little pest won’t be so innocent and could throw major monkey wrenches into your life. Unfortunately, not everyone is playing with a full set of screws.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You have so much that you can’t lose now, but only if you wield your power with some chutzpah! Don’t be scared to spell out what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Sure, there is a language barrier that you will have to break down, but the force is with you. If you make it clear, it will happen. Control it; own it and it shall be yours!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Confrontation is something you don’t like to do on another’s terms, but when the battle begins, your best will come out, because that is when you get to truly defend what you believe in. So, as crazy tidbits of info roll in, expect to feel like you have to rage against that machine. But whatever the results, know the fury coming forth from you will be hot as hell and those who matter will get it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Time to dim the lights and focus on your honey. Celebrate the fact that besides being hot boning buddies, you actually do have a fabulous friendship that is the foundation of it all and that your bond is something most would kill for. Express yourself and share; this is your time to really take the mental, emotional and physical bonds to a whole new level of satisfaction.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

It might be harder to get your point across these days, as it might seem as if so-and-so isn’t picking up clues fast enough. Not to say you have to do anything more, but have you ever considered that so-and-so isn’t capable of picking up info at that level? Not to say it’s a dealbreaker per se, but it might be a red flag.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You will be privy to insider information that could change up the scene of your love life. While the source of this insight might be questionable, trust your gut with whether you see it as right or wrong. No matter, the dialogues it will spark will set a whole new strategy for you and from there, it’s anyone’s game.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You should be seeing results for all your efforts, as the love you share is the love you should be relishing in now. If things are not looking that way, then realize the cosmic timeline has run its course and there is not much you can do but get off the sinking ship. The wheels are turning and cycles are changing, and if you don’t want egg on your face, jump now.

For The Week Of May 24-30, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Whatever skeletons you are hiding in your closet or in your baby’s are going to suddenly come out soon, making a twist in events so big and bold that you might need a vacation to give yourself the space and calm to comprehend it all. No matter what the news though, the flipped switch is only a small sign of bigger things to come.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Something involving your relationship, as in your approach or perhaps your feelings, is going to be going though an overhaul. Perhaps this is the time shacking up won’t be enough and it’s time to put a ring on it, or perhaps you’ll see you aren’t with the right person. Not to say this will happen overnight, but the hints of change may start to creep into your mind this week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Admit it: you’re fed up and you don’t think you can take it anymore. Boredom is eating you alive and you’re not sure where to go with it all at this point. If this is where you are at right now, then no worries! New happenings are starting to stir behind closed doors and, whether you believe it or not, something big is underway and coming for you soon.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget trying to analyze anything too much, because when it comes down to what opportunities are best for you, it’ll be the ones that come on the fly and from the strangest places. Don’t make too many quick assumptions with anything new that comes into your life this week, because it’ll slowly unravel a story that might just have the happy ending you’ve been wishing for!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don’t try to fight the aggression that’ll come flying at you this week. Best to let it air itself out and then deal with it when it settles, because trying to confront it head-on will cause a major explosion, which will make the drama blow up way more disproportionately than it has to. Who has time for all that trauma? Don’t make it you!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’ll find your mouth shooting off in all directions, shocking even you with some of the things that will come out. Whatever the case, you can’t take anything back once you say it, so prepare for your subconscious to be taking over and getting whatever needs to be said out in the open for all to hear. Don’t worry; this will be a good thing.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your emotions will be jumping all over the place and the only way you can ground yourself this week is for you to just think about you. Take that time-out and pamper yourself like crazy. Hit the spa, get a haircut, and go buy some clothes, whatever it takes to make you feel like a trophy, because sometimes throwing money at a problem is the best solution.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

A change in routines is underway and it’s time to recalibrate other aspects of your life. It seems a pecking order will start to fall in place and where your priorities lay isn’t actually where you think they should be. Whatever, no one appreciates a good shock as much as you. So, as life unravels, get ready for some more exciting cliffhangers.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

An alternate reality is going to come to light, revealing who around you is nuts and who actually has something important to offer—thankfully, this will help you to ease up on responsibilities you think you should carry. While this might initially make you feel insane, as in loony bin insane, stick to your gut on your revelations. It’ll be you who is right; those others are wrong.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

A quirky turn is coming for your social life and it may make your love life go a bit haywire. Whether it’s your honey getting critical of whom you are hanging with or your pals telling you unsavory things about your relationship, there is going to be a slightly confrontational tone in your life this week. Be ready for opinion overload.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You can’t always count on so-and-so acting on behalf of your best interest. This week, you have to be in it for yourself if you want to see anything you want come through. Even if your demands a small ones, speak out and break out that inner warrior to get what you want. If anything, this will only make it 10,000 times more delicious when you get it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Take charge and break out of the beaten path you have been on. Now is your time to take chances and go with your gut, even at the most extreme moments. Right now the odds of being that one in a million are on your side. And unless you activate that opportunity, you may never know what it may mean and what it will bring.

For The Week Of May 17-23, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your status is on the rise. Now is going to mark the start of a brand-new level of career success, which could have you reprioritizing your life and resetting standards in your love life. As it goes, you’ll need way more than what you have been getting, but don’t worry, things will start to organically move in that direction if you just trust in the universe and yourself.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Talk is cheap, so pay attention to the actions of your crush du jour. Not to say things are bad, but it seems he or she isn’t the most articulate person in the world and you’ll get their message in a more non-linear way. Not to say you have to crack your brain deciphering the codes, but realize it’ll be your eyes, not your ears, which will get you the answers you seek right now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

A twist in your sex life is coming, throwing you into a hot new obsession that you won’t easily be able to wrap your brain around. Lucky for you though, for now, all you will need to do is wrap your legs around it and hold tight. Thinking too deep will be a buzz kill — it’s too soon to really think anything.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Flip the switch and let your baby get into the driver’s seat. Seems they’re filled with all sorts of fun and fabulous ideas, but it’ll take some encouraging getting them to take the lead. You can’t always be the one calling the shots. Unless you take the chance to see what they’ve truly got, how will you ever really know what pleasures you could have?

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your emotional state will reach a new balance that will have you feeling OK with whatever situation you find yourself in. Call it a rest, a truce or whatever, but do take advantage, as this is a fab time to sort your life and get that organization you crave. It’ll be the somewhat quiet things in life that you’ll know how to cherish now.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Take chances and put it on the line. Whatever you are feeling, this is the time to go out on the farthest limb and test the fates. Traveling at full speed absurd will be the only way for you to get into the right groove that will put you in line with the universe, to savor the flavors that will be ambrosia for your body and brain.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

When it comes to getting the action you need to truly be satisfied, you are going to have to travel to a mystical place. This could literally mean packing up and getting out of the country — which would be the most optimum choice. But for those living a more practical life, venturing to new turf might be your ticket to someone and something that’ll quench your thirst.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You don’t have to be wild and crazy all the time. This week, to get into the swing of things, slow down and take it behind closed doors. Time to cuddle up with your honey, indulge in long conversations, and do the more private things of love. Bringing the relationship back to the more intimate side will be like falling in love all over again!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your patience can only last so long before curiosity gets the better of you, and this week is when you won’t be able to take it anymore. Words, emotions and all sorts of descriptive suggestions will pop out of you, throwing you into quite a tizzy. The fab news, though: it’ll feel better than you could have imagined, for you and that certain someone.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ve never been one to get off on following the beaten path — it’s being curious that gets you off. So, as a mysterious rebel love heats up your loins, don’t be scared to run off into the wild unknown and discover a new side to that other. You’ll most likely learn the softest spots are hidden under the hardest veneers.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your quest for the perfect love is your defense, because when it comes down to just feeling the magic, you know you’ll drop your guard at the drop of a hat. This week, expect inspiration to hit you in all the craziest ways, forcing you to get off the defensive and hop over to the offensive. Seems you’ll find the view from the top to your liking.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Remember, birds of a feather flock together, so do be extra careful in scrutinizing those who are brought into your social scene this week by your latest honey, as who they are will tell you all you need to know about him. This will definitely confirm your worst fears or your biggest hopes. Either or, knowing will be a relief.

For The Week Of May 10-16, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You won’t have to say much to get your point across right now — whoever has their ears open is just waiting for you to say the word. While you might have some trepidation about opening yourself up right now, what else do you have to lose? Trying to maintain perfection is pointless if it only keeps you isolated.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Mysterious sexy surprises are in store for you now, but it’ll take some flirting with danger to get you on the path to this orgasmic ride to happy land. Yes, not everyone is as they appear. A silent dark horse that has been waiting in the wings will finally strike, and it seems that iron will be quite hot!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can’t run from your feelings anymore! As much as you want to see the imperfections in everyone you meet, then complain about the despair you feel, this vicious cycle is about to end! Yes, a major epiphany about you in relationships is about to hit, and if all goes right, it’ll reverberate in all the right places, hitting at least an 8.9 on the orgasmic Richter scale

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re going to have to take the most practical steps out of your current emotional entanglements. While all might not sit well with your ego, you can’t think about yourself in this situation right now, as it’s about what’s for the greater good and taking in some long-term thinking. Yes, it’s not so sexy, but you’d be surprised what turns you on now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can think about it all you want, but until you begin a process, making conjectures is a waste of time. Besides, as with anything involving your heart, there are always surprises, since you’re not the only one making decisions. However, this time around, do trust there’ll be a cushion for when you make that leap, and it’ll be solid.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Agreeing to disagree is the best conclusion you can make with your baby this week, as your opinions aren’t going to change on a controversial topic. While it’ll make you want to judge each other, what’s the point? Kiss and make up and spend your week using that tension in the best way you can, behind closed doors.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

A halt to your current flirtations may strike suddenly, throwing you into a majorly confused state of mind. While stalls usually should be red flags, this time around make an exception to the rule. Seems bigger stakes are at play and whether to roll the dice now isn’t such a cut-and-dry decision. If you hold tight, that will help put the odds in your favor.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Something cold and hard that’ll make you squeal with delight is in your stars. Yes, it’s what you truly dream of — money! This week, cash is your sex and it’ll be the best release you’ve had in ages, bringing you to a new state of mind that’ll relax and comfort you in a way that’ll seem unnaturally good. As for the boyfriend, he can always watch.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll finally get some clarity on issues you’ve been having with your honey. Seems all answers will arrive just in time too, giving you that sense of peace you haven’t felt for so long. As for kicking him to the curb or giving it one more try, it’ll be one of those surprises you’ll have to find out for yourself.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

There will be signs all around you that will tell you all you need to know, but it’ll take some objectivity to really see them for what they are instead of what you wish them to be. Sorting through your emotions has never been quite so easy. Help is there for you — if you just open your eyes.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Loving your baby doesn’t have to mean unconditionally accepting everyone also. Yes, there are a few people who aren’t around for your relationship’s best interest and for reasons unknown. However, if you want to fight the fight, it’s time to mean business. And stop trying to kiss up! Instead, take this bull by the horns and be more powerful than others assume you to be.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You and your baby will be in high demand, as you’ll be elevated to “IT Couple” status among friends, making your schedule go completely out of whack. While it may seem fun in the beginning, you will start to see a certain set of politics occurring within your social circle. Prepare to deal with that bad taste and wield your power to effectively eradicate those issues.

For The Week Of May 3-10, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

When it comes to love, you can’t think with boundaries. Sharing is caring and if you want it to go to the next step, you’re going to have to open yourself up more and give, no matter how scary it might feel. Sometimes placing the bets without caring about the odds is the only way you can play to win.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Boink this week away. It’s your best time to reignite the sparks with your baby. No matter what your schedule is, clear it. Now is when the hot bed of starry action will be shining down upon you. Trust this little foray into XXX-ville will be so hot it’ll leave you feeling so sexy. Nothing else could compare in confidence-boosting energy.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Trying to be perfect to impress that certain someone will go awry this week, as no one can keep up that kind of façade too long. Plus, it’s just not sexy. So, as things falls apart, putting you into a disturbed state of mind, don’t get caught up in trying to paint on a happy face. Just go with it. Right now it’s showing your vulnerabilities that’ll make so-and-so hot for you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Get ready for several rounds of petty arguments and little annoyances that’ll make you want to slam-dunk your honey into the garbage disposal and hit mince. To say the least, power struggles will be running rampant, throwing you two on the opposite ends of logic. Thankfully, these will all be small and ridiculous fights but nonetheless aggravating, so prepare!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

What goes up will go down, as in your week will start off high and end up low — but not necessarily low in a bad way. You’ll just feel wiped and ready to veg. Whatever the case may be, feel free to take some couch potato time with the one you love. Those daily routines this week will be your most romantic.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Domestic issues hit a whole new level, as this week it’ll be about organizing and getting priorities in order, as in getting both of you pulling equal weight or reconsidering what to do next. Seems the crossroads you hit won’t be so easy to solve, as really being honest with yourself and emotions now will be hard to run from.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Communications are going to be messy. So don’t expect to hear anything back quickly and especially don’t say anything that you aren’t 100 percent certain about. There might be no way to avoid mishaps, but there is a way to deter them from going to the extremes. If anything, do play nice all week as best you can.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Self-doubt plagues everyone, but it doesn’t have to be a bad thing. Take this time to look at all your plans and seal them from leaking into failure, by reworking the details. As it goes, a gal like you needs reminders to slow down every so often, and this week, if you do try to go too fast, you will only find dead ends.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You have arms and legs. It’s time to use them! Who cares if there is confusion in the air that isn’t going away easily? As long as you physically get yourself moving and put the analyzing on the backburner, all will be fine. Yes, hit the town! Dance till dawn! Once you get some festivity into your bones, you’ll be better tuned into the invincibleness in you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The past will try to come back to haunt you, but you don’t have to take it lying down. You’ve been through enough to know that whatever resurfaces no longer has a power over you and you don’t owe it anything. As it goes, you’re free – free to love and free to hate whom you want. If it’s the latter, well, time to school them that karma is a bitch.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

If you’re not OK with the condescending comments someone is spewing at you, don’t shrug them off. The bitchiness is there and there is no reason you need to take it. Call the shots, because if you try to sweep this under the rug, it’ll only make you seethe more and kill your buzz, which is the one thing you feel you have going for you right now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Just as you feel you are taking three steps forward, something will happen to make you feel like you are taking two steps back. But don’t fret! You aren’t; it’s all a state of mind. Let things sink in before making your judgments, because not all will be quite as it seems. In the end it will work out in your favor.

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