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For The Week Of September 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A sudden rush of chutzpah will come over you, making you throw down demands you never thought you could. However, tables are turning and you’ll find that what you have to say is more vital and necessary than ever. Don’t worry about the consequences or sudden aftershocks either. In time you’ll find no matter how much you lay on the line, more gets returned.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling impatient, as though someone you feel should be giving you a certain level of deference is not giving it with ease. Although it’ll be tempting to play the game of cat and mouse all day, don’t. Understand not all mind games happen due to personal reasons. Sometimes behaviors are more character flaws than intentional jabs.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio is a sign of extremes and to get to the top, you have to sink to the bottom first. No matter what stage of the game you are at, you know the ride from hell and back and this is time when the knowledge and strength you picked up on those journeys will come in handy. It’s your decisiveness that is now your strongest weapon.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A big boost of confidence will be coming out of nowhere, giving you amazing powers to be able to see through all facades. Seems the truth you have been hunting down is yours for the taking, giving you way more options for you to consider. Yes, the stars are slowly aligning all for you, so bide your time and pace yourself for a grand finale.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A transformation is about to begin that’ll have you streamlining your life STAT. Suddenly, certain people and particular places will no longer seem relevant and appear to be more draining than giving, making you want to cut them out fast. Chances are these have been lingering thoughts in your mind for a while, but this is the week you’ll have the strength to say, “No more!”

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t let anything stop you, even if you have to get completely ruthless, because now is the time you will make up for a lot of lost ground and can find your way to the top easily. Wacky ideas, no matter how absurd, work them. Your imagination is key now to getting all that you want in exactly the style you want. Just let your ego step into the driver’s seat and go!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and get on your high horse, because you have every right to be there and dole out your ideals. If people can’t get with your program, know it’s them, not you. Your mind is currently at its clearest and most concise. If they can’t have faith in you, broom them. After all, who has time to convince others of your genius? Don’t make it you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though you might be feeling tired, worn out and a bit pessimistic, your honey is going to be looking to you to be the wind beneath his wings. While this might aggravate, as you’re in no mood, go ahead and at least look the part. Then, as time flies, you’ll see that your mojo will build momentum, as all it takes is a few good snaps of your whip.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Life is going to start moving ahead in a more direct path, leaving you feeling as if you can finally exhale. Yes, taking chances and reaching out of your comfort zone will be what feels the most exhilarating, as you’re up for risking it all. Plus, seems this will also be your honey’s aphrodisiac — seeing this new side to you will be the turn of the key that could open up paradise.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Time to slow down and let life unfold in its own time, as trying to move fate along now isn’t going to be working in your favor. Not to say you will sabotage yourself, but you will ruin surprises. So, best to lie low for now and just do the bare minimum. Besides, isn’t it about time you have a little time-out to recover your senses from the recent past events? YES!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

“Love exciting and new, come aboard, we’re expecting to you!” Yes, time to sing it loud and proud, as sexy aspects in the sky are piling up in your true romance house, making you one hot tamale. If life’s feeling slow, then take this cue to pick up the pace, because with stars like these you won’t just want to be sitting on your booty, letting it all fly by.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to issues on the home front, things will be getting a bit rocky, so brace yourself. Seems there’ll be more than a few power struggles and shake-ups that won’t have you seeing eye-to-eye. However, with so much tension built up, there is one way to release the steam. So, go in realizing arguing is your foreplay and make this rough patch work for you.

For The Week Of September 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Hold onto your horses! Life is about to speed up and throw you into a new stratosphere of decision-making and reevaluating. Not to worry, though, as this will be music to your ears. You have had all the pieces that you need to form a beautiful picture for a while, but now you can start putting them together to see it’s happening for real.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling hotter than a camel in heat in the middle of the Sahara and it’ll make you dream up all sorts of freaky fantasies. Instead of holding back, roll the dice with your baby and share the love. As it goes, this is your time to change up routines and add more spice to your life — now isn’t just about feeling good; it’s about tasting delicious too.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world is going to be spinning around you and lighting up your life in all sort of ways that will make you want to pinch yourself. Believe it: this is your time to truly come into your own and live out your karma. Yes, if you’ve been naughty or nice, you’ll be getting your just desserts now. Whether it’s with drama or diamonds, you’ll find just the way to make the most of this moment.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Finally, you’ll feel as if you’re putting down real roots and the direction you’re heading is a good one. Yes, with so much confidence you’ll have bursting at the seams, it’ll put you in quite the jolly mood. When this happens, we all know what that means — a charge to your libido. Unfortunately, though, it might be slim pickings when it comes to those kinds of options.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter what anyone says, all you will hear is dead noise — you’ll have a one-track mind that is only about boosting your own agenda. Any one else who isn’t with the program will just wind up blending into the background. However, be warned that bratty behaviors will get you punished severely now, so mind your manners. But who knows? You might just like the punishment too.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Cash is your sex this week, as the flow starts to show signs of revival and has you feeling a sense of excitement you haven’t had in ages. Seems your star is fast on the rise and there is no limit to where it can go. So don’t think this is the end all — it isn’t. But it will take some clever shaking of your money maker to get the ball rolling even faster and harder in the right direction.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and take risks again, because now is when your instincts will be gurgling with ideas and hunches, giving you inspiration to walk on the wild side. Even if things seem rocky at first, have faith — things will have a funny way of smoothing out and leading you to the promise land. Yes, now it’s all about how bad you want it.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Time to hit the pedal to the metal and work it at double your current speed, as moving faster now is necessary to reach your mark. There is no time to waste! Don’t worry about having everything mapped out, because, as you know, you work better on your toes anyway. Plus, once you get the gist, then all will be cake. So go ahead, let your hair down and GO!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about whom you know now; so don’t be shy about saying what you want to those around you. People right now are listening and can connect the dots for you in just a way that’ll have you believing in miracles again. However, do realize you will have to do a little shifting through the possibilities to find your diamond in the rough. But do trust it will be there.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Chances are you will begin this week feeling a bit grim, as you’ll think everybody around you is getting theirs and you’re getting left behind. Instead of getting envious, though, understand it’s just fate building up the momentum to set you up for big changes that will push you far ahead of the pack. Until then, hold steady and express graciousness when you can.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Think big. Opportunities will be coming from afar, making you think beyond your comfort zone. Sure, this might mean having to figure out new ways to communicate and shifting your whole way of thinking, but sometimes changing up the scenery is exactly what you need to realize where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Weird new info is coming, which can switch your whole game around—but in a good way, as in learning secrets that can give you the insight to get a read on whomever is on your radar. Seems this will give you a good boost of energy and a new revived interest in the hunt. However, don’t spill all your secrets yet, as this isn’t the time for your song and dance.

For The Week Of August 30 – September 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sorry to say you are going to be your own worst enemy this week, as somehow you’ll be weighing out the wrong pros and cons to get to your answers. However, try all you might, you know the right answer is in that nagging pit inside your stomach that you just have to deal with. Life sometimes isn’t that pretty and right now is one of those moments.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be on top of your game, so love every minute of it. Seems you will be having that Midas touch to point to whomever or whatever near you and have it submit to you in quite a magical way. Just don’t be too crazy in your desires though, as even though you do have mystical powers working for you, they won’t be at the level of miracle making.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Have you felt as if you’re going three steps forward, then two back? If so, then let go. Forget your control freak ways, as it’s letting loose the reigns that’ll help let the opportunities pour in, as it seems the tension you are giving out is holding everything in a crazy state of flux. Yes, time to let destiny prove there is more to life than another set of disappointments.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget about the romance part of life, because that is just not going to make any sense right now. Instead, focus on just having fun and enjoy those platonic relationships, as trying to get overly complicated now isn’t going to work to your favor. If anything, it’s time to coast on your charm and see what others bring to the table.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Fanfare and praise are due to you now and if you aren’t getting it, something is wrong. As it goes, this is your cosmic time for dreams to unravel and results for your hard work to come in. However, if you don’t see signs, know there is time to backtrack and rework the plan — not all is lost if you still believe and are willing to put in the work. Although, time is ticking, so you better work fast.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Lose the modesty now because it won’t get you anywhere. Remember, it’s the squeakiest wheel that gets the grease, so share out loud what you feel and put yourself on that pedestal, because your words and opinions are valid and important. The only way you can get proper recognition with those who are important to you is if they know you exist.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is about to hit a new direction and if you want to stay for the ride, you’re going to have to suck it up and let your honey vent and get what he needs out. No, not everything about love is beautiful, but if you put up with some of the ugliness now, there’ll be lovely things just around the corner waiting to blossom. So, don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater quite yet.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s OK to coast this week and feel the love. All should be good now, as in being in the groove of your life, love and aims. While there can be some rockiness in your day-to-day routines, your overall attitude is so far intact that nothing should penetrate it. So, when some turbulence does hit, don’t freak — it’ll all even out by the end.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Go ahead and be lead by your desires, as it’s too overpowering to try to stop yourself now. Besides, if you’re going to learn anything, you have to walk through the fire to get the full education. However, chances are you’ll be in for a few happy surprises, as what you think you know won’t be what is there. Ultimately, at the end, you will gain more than expected.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The universe is out to get you laid and in love, as Mars and Venus are ganging up in your romance sector to ensure that possibilities come flowing in. Of course, if you’re that fed up and want to keep those walls up, your creativity will also be peaking and can keep you busy like a bee. However, seems the powers that be might be too strong for you to resist.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Rocky times are headed your way on the domestic front, as bratty behaviors take center stage. So, if you want some peace of mind, it’ll mean being prepared to compromise and see what reason can buy you. Unfortunately, these days, it probably won’t be too much, so brace yourself for one of those weeks where happy hour truly will mean something special to you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Languish in long conversation during these last days of summer. It’s in one of these talks that you’ll get that “ah-ha” moment about that certain someone you’ve had hanging on your line. The only true way to your heart now is through your mind. If they can prove they know how to open those little doorways in, then get ready for phase number two.

For The Week Of August 23-29, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

It’s going to be a happy sunshine and rainbows week, as you will be ending a long-fought battle with your baby, which will finally get that giant stress ball out of your back and get you and your baby back into action. The drought has gone on long enough. This week is when you will really start making up for lost time and affections.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll have had your fill of summer, as this is now your time to shut down and reorganize yourself for a whole new cycle that fall will bring in. Seems all the things that have been making you bored will be obvious and it will cause a bout of seasonal cleansing, with a purging of the old and an opening up for the new. It’ll be your shortest and most effective “diet” to date.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just say what you want and put it out into the world, as this is your week when miracles and wishes can come true. All you have to do is believe and let it go. As it stands, friends will probably play a big part to your happy ending, so avoid unnecessary arguments for now, as there are going to be bigger fish to fry and tasty treats to wrap your mouth around.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The bells and whistles are going to be going off in your head, making you act irrationally and suddenly. Whatever the situation, do what you must and let the chips fall where they may. While there are always going to be consequences to this sort of behavior, you’re in a lucky phase now when you can get off light. So, enjoy this time you have on the E-Z pass lane of life.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

There is only so much you can say to convince someone of what you believe. If they aren’t buying it, well you’ve made your arguments and now time to move on. After all, life is too short to have to spend with your back up against a wall, so forget needing to be a fighter and tune back into being a lover.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

When it comes to whom you can trust and ask for help, it’s all just a matter of reason. Yes, some of the people whom you can rely on the most might not be your favorite, but as it goes, now isn’t about who is winning your popularity contests, but who has the most insight. Sometimes life isn’t perfect and this week is one of those times, sorry to say.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Get to the spa and live it up. Otherwise, if you go another day in your stress-filled state, you may snap. So, save yourself now by detoxing from the upheaval around you and celebrating all that you have recently accomplished. Know you are a beautiful, smart and a capable person, and despite the current state of affairs, you are sane and can remain sane. OM.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Put your shrink on speed dial, as something from your past is going to pop up to make you feel weird and edgy, and may throw you off your game. Whatever this monkey wrench is, it will cause periods of self-doubt. While this isn’t the best news to hear, realize it’s a fire you needed to walk through and now is just that day. The good news is once you’re done, you’ll really be done.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your gut is going to speak to you in a big way, so pay attention! When it says to go hit on a hot someone you see passing by you on the street, do it. While instant boldness is far from your style, the mood in the air will cause you to reach out from beyond your repertoire of tricks, as what you’ll want to grab onto will be worth this big trip out of your comfort zone.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When it comes to arguments, your mouth has a life of its own and it’s hard to take full responsibility. After all, you are the sign of the twins. However, this week you’re going to have to keep a lid on it all, as touchy emotions are going to be surrounding your household. For now, saying less will be more.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

It’s never fun to be the bigger person, but this week, take on that role. Don’t hesitate to give into your battle with your boo early on and as gracefully as possible. It won’t matter what you’re arguing about either, as your act will cause a deluge of guilt and twist things around to give you what you want. In the end, isn’t that all that matters?

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Money makes the world go round and if you spend your time balancing out the financial power struggles in your relationship, it will be one thing you can check off the con list of your current pairing. This is your time to smoothly work over delicate matters for their best and least dramatic outcome. Go for it now or forever hold your peace.

For The Week Of August 16-22, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Take a quirkier approach to your relationship issues, as going the same old, same old route is just going to make the same arguments pop up and the cycle will never end. If this means taking a time-out, so be it. Whatever the case, newness is the factor, as you’ll need some X-factor to create your balance once again, and you’ll only find it you go off the beaten path.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Forget trying to keep on a schedule, because nothing is going to go as planned right now. That’s not a bad thing, as lots of opportunities for fun and adventure will pop up and make you want to change your course every two minutes. So, unless you want to be on the top of everyone’s sh*t list, stay non-committal this week until the last second.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Odd things are going to start turning you on and although at first you might fight it, when you remove yourself from it, you’ll discover a brewing obsession that isn’t easy to resolve. Don’t worry, this will feel a lot more comical than foreboding, so just loosen up and go with it. You won’t just get the last laugh, but a sweet surprise.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re not the most emotional or sentimental, but this week, expect your heartstrings to get pulled by forces beyond you. This could mean many things, but whatever the case, you will discover that staying put in one place isn’t the worst thing and that you have more to count on than you knew.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If someone is going to play games, go ahead; play them back, but harder. If they do confusing, you can do it better. If they play evasive, do it like a pro. Sure, playing games never brings the best results, but these are not normal times and sometimes bringing out your worst is how to bring out another’s best. Think of it like a screwed-up way of getting your yin and yang balanced.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You are the sign of innovation and you aren’t scared to take risks, but when it comes to taking a chance with another’s ideas, that is when you hesitate. Unfortunately, if you never open up, life can get quite staid and your avoidance can come off as condescension. So, if you want things to get serious, it’ll mean giving not just your love, but also your faith.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Time to revamp yourself and your life. Try out a new look; buy new outfits and change up your style. It’s time to shake up your system and work it from a new angle. Realize things are changing and if you want the energy to keep going with it all, it’ll mean refreshing yourself for that leap forward.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Your imagination is going to get the best of you and make you a little wacky, causing accusations to jump out of your mouth faster than you have time to think. Be prepared to have to make a few apologies this week and offer up your humility. While it might feel a bit painful at first, believe it or not, you will somehow find a few pleasures in being on your knees.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Subtle shifts will start to occur this week, making you feel as if your universe is slightly askew. Yes, it’ll feel trippy and at times, a bit confusing, but go with it. Trust that you’ll wind up in a beautiful place and that your wishes are coming true, just not in the way you envisioned. However, if you give in, you’ll find that this new route will be exciting, and with more eye candy.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Let compassion be your friend, because people are morons. Yes, you’re going to have to let many things slide off your back, as dumbass things are going to be said and you’ll have to consider the cumulative efforts of the individuals in question rather than these isolated incidents, even if they add up to more than a few. Too bad for the world — not everyone can be as brilliant as you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Get ready, as it’s time for your close-up. Seems whoever you have in your life is ready to flaunt you around town and make you feel like the queen of the scene. Since you tend to prefer more privacy, this style of love will shock your system at first. However, with such a fabulous supporting cast, you’ll find it’s easy and oh-so-sexy to soak up the shine.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your magnetism will have a special, mysterious reserve of power that ignites this week, giving you the ability to attract things you never even dreamed of. The best part: all you have to do is play it cool and let your natural radiance do its thing. Not everything is as it appears; secrets will have a funny way of coming out of the woodwork.

For The Week Of August 9-15, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sometimes all you need are a few encouraging words to put you over the edge to go after your dream. This week, listen to friends and let them bark in your ear as loud as they want to, because you will need that added push to get you back on the road to somewhere special, as somehow, lately, you’ve let demons get in your way of seeing straight.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Beware of what appears to be pretty, as hearing the right words and seeing the most spectacular eyes can blind you from what lies beneath. Not to say it’s a bad thing, but you must go at it with the right speed to really understand the reality. This means not jumping the gun and instantly buying into the ideal without doing your homework.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Break out the bubbly. This is one of those weeks where all will seem right and you‘ll be feeling as if you do have the answers to the universe. Seems some sweet rewards are coming your way and it’ll finally put your worst fears to rest, opening a new frame of mind that has you not only optimistic, but pumped. World, watch out, because here you come!

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s all about expansion for you now, as you’ll want to stretch your life out to reach more corners of your curiosities, passions and ideals. Although there’s no stopping you, it seems not everyone you want to come along for the ride is so willing. Expect a clash of agendas to hit, making you wonder if you can truly have it all. Whatever. In the end, it’s a small bump on the road to better things.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes you have to do things you don’t like to get ahead — that is just how wheeling and dealing is. So prepare, as this week you’ll face a crossroads that will have you reaching deep into your core to make a decision that’ll have you playing with fire. The good news is that with bigger chances come huge rewards. Yes, count the coins on how much you want to bet on you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Love is a rare thing; so when you have it going on, appreciate it. Yes, time to stop, drop and love your boo again, by setting sights on bigger adventures and working on stockpiling more memories to gush over. As it stands, things are getting a bit staid, so save yourself by changing up the scenery. The cosmos is demanding you book a vacation toute de suite!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

We all have our dirty little secrets and our own bizarre little fetishes that get us off, as that is the magic that makes each one of us different and exciting. However, for you, trying to hide that part of you and play this good girl role is its own turn-on. Though, some routines are getting worn and it’s time to switch up the roles, as the cast around you is about to get more demanding.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Get on your dancing shoes and hit the town. You and your honey will be feeling the energy and the last thing you should be doing is wasting it away on the couch. This is your time to be best friends, run around town and revive the fiesta. If you’re single, no problem either: romance and commitment influences are hitting you hard. So waste no time, dress to impress!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re born stubborn and when you’re making a point, you can’t help your passionate ways; you stand your ground to the last dying breath. Too bad, no matter how sexy this will appear to another, it won’t get you anywhere now. Compromise is the only thing set on the agenda, but if you do come half way, the one meeting you there will make it worth your while.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your week is just about to get more exciting. Communications heat up in the love department and all sorts of naughty revelations will be coming forth, making you gush in many ways. Seems it’ll be hard to control the passion this week, as your brain is the first one that’ll get coddled into submission, because with the right combination of words, you are just that easy.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Whip your baby into submission. It’s time he knew you actually wear the pants in your combo and that you are also due this satisfaction. It’s time for you to feel as if your voice is truly being heard. A new sense of respect is coming your way once you speak out and it’ll be one that you’ll feel inside and out in the sexiest way.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget waiting to exhale. Do it now! This is your week to start anew and stop with the excuses for that someone who just doesn’t get you. Plus, if you free your hands now, in will come the cosmic back-up, as you need the energy of one door closing to get another one flying open. So, don’t worry your pretty little self; just head into action.

For The Week Of August 2-8, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want the love and respect you deserve, then be the first one to give it to yourself. You are going to have to set the standards. Not only will this give that special someone clues as to who you really are; it’ll also let you redefine yourself for you. It’ll be fun as hell to be the princess of your own fairy tale, so set your sights high.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Who cares what anyone else wants? Call it selfishness or call it total self-possession, there is nothing wrong with being clear with what you need and what you want. If that person on the other line can’t get with the program, then take it as sign they don’t care as much as they should, then start to prepare your proper punishment and have fun executing!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just when you are so over something, it comes back to make you wonder if you are really are as “done” as you think. However, don’t try to second-guess yourself, because chances are you have done all you can. If there is going to be a miracle, it won’t be on your part. So just keep looking ahead and know that baggage is just too heavy a burden to bear.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Dream a little dream and then let it go. Yes, let the universe know what you want and then let it take care of things. The only thing you can do now is hope that you have enough karma to get your wish granted and that shortly you’ll be back to feeling like the hot and sexy love muffin everybody knows and wants to do.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes to get ahead you just have to suck it up, as it takes fighting the right battles to win the war. Getting caught in the injustice of each minute won’t get you anywhere. Too bad, this is the week you are going to have to suck it up for the greater good, but trust you’re doing the right thing. If you do, know that swallowing this wrong won’t be so ba

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

By the end of this week, expect to turn into one of those people you make fun of on the street, all giggles and smiles. Seems there is building momentum on something that’ll fuel your fires in such a way that you’ll feel as if you suddenly have the answer to all the world’s existence. To say the least, you’ll be hot, hot, hot!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This week marks the start to a fun cycle for you to get your rocks off with hot guys, because your visual senses will be in hot pursuit and have the perfect aim, as there will be eye-candy galore to take in. However, you will have time to soak in this sexy streak, so bide your time. You wouldn’t want to wear out at the beginning, would you?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to fight it and just let your baby take the reins. Yes, as scary as that sounds, it’s a feat you must try and you must be open to accepting the outcome. Chances are, surprise understandings will be learned and a whole new appreciation for that special someone could be just what you need this week to restore your faith in humanity.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Keep your eye on the prize because you’ll have more than a few distractions to steer you away from your priorities, making you feel like you have to find your balance once again. However messy it will get from moment to moment, don’t worry, as the ride will have a few bumps that will surprise you. Seems not everyone around you is as apathetic as you think.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You can dream all you want to, but if the fantasies are actually a mound of excuses, it’s time to recalibrate your point of view and aim for a more substantial target. Not to say having the ability to get lost in a reverie isn’t a luxury to appreciate — it’s nice to have hope. But there is a time to draw the line on all good things. All parties eventually end.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you won’t have much control with the upcoming frustrations in your home or with family. There will be an influx of flakiness and broken promises headed your way. Just don’t take it personally, as it’s not meant to hurt. So is life with those you love the most.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your graciousness will be in top form, giving you the ability to properly play puppet master with your boo. So be cool and a little bit cruel with how you rule, as this is the time to really get your ideas and bigger plans into motion with as little strife as possible. Suddenly, all that you want will sound like an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top.

For The Week Of July 26-August 1, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll have had enough of playing the nice gal, as you’ll see that no matter how much you give or how much you sacrifice, you won’t be getting back your due — and it’s not like you haven’t made enough excuses either. Thankfully, this week a lightning bolt “a-ha!” moment is coming and will start putting you back on track to sanity.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s not always about what you should do. Sometimes it’s about what you’ve already done well and celebrating that, as those are the things that’ll move you onto the fast track. Working smart doesn’t have to mean working hard in that conventional sense. It’s time to understand hard work isn’t about trying to convince yourself you’re doing the right thing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Big shifts will slowly start to appear, so pay attention to the symbols. This week, nothing is going to seem so linear, so when you get a strange feeling about something but don’t want to say it, for fear of ruining it, trust you are onto something. However, no matter how psychic you are feeling, know there are still a few twists and turns that even you won’t see coming.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Bigger voices will be trying to talk over you. While your first response is to blast them out of the water by being even louder, reconsider. It seems that someone will have something meaningful and important to say, but you have to be paying attention. While their delivery could be better, realize perfection can’t exist every minute.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Your latest spin at love has you reeling. Now, time to take a pause and set other priorities into play. This week, setting your sights on new career goals will be you best bet, as nothing like power will ignite your confidence and libido with such fervor. After all, boss lady is a role in which you thrive — in and out of the boardroom.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Who cares how dorky your tastes are? We all get off with our own kinks, but for those who try to knock yours, realize they are just big fat haters. Whatever, it’s not like you’re running for the popular vote anyhow, so enjoy stepping out and walking to your own beat. Thankfully, that first step is the hardest and from there, it’ll be cake.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your creativity will be flowing, making you feel as if your brain is glowing. So make the most of it by surprising your boo with something special that’ll make him coo. The sex will be so hot don’t be shocked if he proposes on the spot! But even if that exact thing doesn’t hold true, something just as majorly magical will happen to you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Friends aren’t perfect. But that particular friend who’s been getting on your nerves will stretch your last one and it might be time to delete them forever. This will cause much rejoicing in your household. The drama it releases will make you feel light on your feet and as horny as a goat — making your baby the double winner this week, as he probably hated that bitch too.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just giving someone a look isn’t going to cut it. So, as a hot stranger comes onto your scene, don’t hesitate to turn into the welcome wagon and put your name into his suggestion box. Not to say you have to do all the hunting, but make him curious enough to want to come get more. If you lead him, he will come.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Romance is in the air and all you have to do is breathe it in. That’s right: someone who instantly clicks with you, makes you laugh, makes you think, and can even make you sweat in all the right places. While this sounds too good to be true, the catch is that it might just be two ships passing in the night … but who knows? Planes, trains and automobiles can keep any magic alive.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sex is only half of the story. Even though it is like finding a needle in a haystack to find someone truly compatible with your vibe, if they can’t fulfill anything anymore, don’t try to keep hope alive. While he can read your body, he just doesn’t have the brains to read your mind and while this seems hard to swallow, trust there are better things out there to wrap yourself around.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Whatever you and your baby are at odds over is going to reach a tipping point, but the good news is that chances are it’ll be to your favor. Seems your diplomatic ways will somehow light a bulb in his mind and get him more on your page. Not to say all is going to be paradise instantly, but at least you’ll have something to work with.

For The Week Of July 19-25, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Holding back your secrets will backfire on you now and could lead to you looking less confident to that certain someone. The holes in your story won’t add up, which could lead to them filling in those gaps with their own whacked-out stories. So, if you want to be free already, just let it out and embrace your freakiness.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

An issue you were facing at the beginning of the year may start to creep back into the picture. While you think you can handle it all on your own, avoid that. Call in the back-up: it’ll be having a strong support team with many points of view that will help you see the bigger picture and the most innovative solutions. Plus, it’s best not to be alone right now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your star status is going to be coming through, as opportunities that take you far from your comfort zone arrive and will test how open-minded and flexible you truly are. Dreams aren’t always cracked up to be as fantastical as you want them to be, as strings attached always wind up throwing in a little bitter to the sweet.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

On one hand, you will be taking a giant leap forward in your personal development, but in your love life, a dark shadow will be cast. It seems that whom you are running with won’t be able to keep up and the passive-aggressive ways they will decide to act out will be the hair that breaks the camel’s back. Oh well, cheers to the survival of the fittest!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Making agreements with your boo is half the battle. Too bad enforcing them is where the real work has to take place. This week, seems you haven’t read all the fine print, as what you thought you were getting isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. A difference in semantics has you wondering what kind of idiot your honey can be.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Things will heat up — you will be taking a giant step to a deeper commitment with your baby and getting closer to the life you dream of. However, don’t sabotage yourself by asking too many questions, as some things won’t have answers and other issues can only be solved in their own time. Right now, it’s about walking through the fire, not over-analyzing it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Sex is the metaphor for a relationship. So if you’re getting your rocks off in a fun and fab way routinely, you have nothing go worry about. If not, time to put more effort in to make it happen, as not everything comes on a silver platter. No one is that entitled: it’s not good for the soul and, certainly, it’ll never make you a good lay.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you thought you’ve made your mind to go one way, this week will have you doing a sudden 180 and wanting to try another way. No one has ever pegged you as predictable, but this might even be a shock to you. Of course, the real surprise is what will make you want to change your trajectory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll be at your luckiest if you let your past be your guide to your future, which means don’t try to give anyone or any situation the benefit of the doubt now. You’ve learned your lessons and it’s time to put that knowledge into play. As it goes, burn you once, shame on them; burn you twice, shame on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When it comes down to who and what you can trust, you’re going to have to get down to business and ask smart questions. Friends won’t be much help, not because they’re being shady, because they’ll be just as confused as you. As for your honey, be ready to read between the lines. This week, people around you will be more about saying what you want to hear than the truth.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This week might leave you tossing and turning, as career and home life get disruptions that make you want to run for cover. Whatever the trauma, know the solution is a slow one, but one that will have positive and lasting results. Until then, hit the spa, stores, salon, etc. Yes, if this means spoiling yourself silly to maintain your balance during this rocky pass, then so be it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Time to put up your hands and stop the insanity. Enough of hearing people’s ideas on how you should be living and what is best for you, because last time you checked, they were more messed-up then you ever were and it’s time to point that out. So while this isn’t the sexiest thing to do with your mouth right now, at least it will provide some form of satisfaction.

For The Week Of July 12-18, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your emotions are going to be stronger than you can contain, which may lead to some crazy behavior that you didn’t think you had in you. While you might be embarrassed when you have two seconds to stop to think about your actions, it won’t matter much, because this week the one you’ve got on the hook will be hot for the insanity that you spew.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Celebrate all that you have accomplished, even if no one else gets how hard you worked for it. Right not is not about getting validation from others, but to understand yourself better and create an even bigger picture. Don’t worry, you won’t ever be alone in that image, but just make sure you are the star of that vision.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Don’t try to analyze the invites that pop up this week, as in whether they’re too boring or too not-your-speed. The situations that start up now aren’t quite going to unravel the way you suspect and will come under very deceiving covers. You need to enter this journey one way to come out another.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want to show that you care, you’re really going to have to reach deep inside yourself and pull out a rabbit. This is the time you need to send out your messages loud and clear and without strings attached. Your actions haven’t exactly been obvious so far, but now is the time when it’s do or die.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Not everything you will hear this week will be to your liking. But it’s the truth, and if you want to continue on the path you’re going, you are going to have to swallow some of these facts and sort them out — it’s the way your cookie is now crumbling. However, know that where these words are coming from isn’t bad, just tough.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You and your boo will be clashing on opinions on the most trivial issues. Though, chances are there’s more than meets the eye concerning why you are both acting so petty. Of course, you are under no obligation to be the bigger person. But if you do want to end these little aggravations and gain a better footing as the dominant one, go ahead and call it as you see it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Expect a sweet sense of balance in your love life, as the pieces of the puzzle start to fall into place and have you understanding the depth of emotion you have going on with your honey. However, just because you’ve found answers, that doesn’t mean they’ll work for everyone. So, think twice before getting preachy to friends, or you won’t be winning their popularity votes.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though your brain will be traveling at super-lightning speeds, making decisions at the drop of a hat, others won’t be moving as fast. So, for that, sit your butt down and enjoy the view. No, not the most glamorous news to hear, but at least this means you’ll have time to enjoy the hobbies in your life, like shopping.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re horny and can’t take it any longer — admit it and do something about it! There are no excuses, as Mars and Venus are working side by side, 24-7 in your true love sector, helping you get you what you need, whether it’s a 24-hour crush or a long-term love. So if your itches aren’t getting scratched by later this week, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll need a time-out to recalibrate all that you are and to get back into working order. You’ll have a few rounds of unnecessary sparring with family and/or coworkers that’ll make you feel less than sexy. Thankfully, your boo won’t be on your sh*t list, so you should answer the door at least once and get plugged into some energy that will recharge you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t listen to anyone else when it comes to matters of the heart. They’ll all sound like white noise anyway. Your intuition will be at its sharpest to process emotions regarding a recent drama. You will see that excuses won’t work and you won’t want to waste time thinking them up anyway, as taking that giant leap into the unknown will feel the most liberating.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Cleaning messes isn’t an overnight job — some might take years. However, as you get a nice psychological handi-wipe coming at you, via juicy gossip about someone from way back when, it’ll prove the anguish you had to go through to leave them behind was worth your while, because who they are now reflects their true colors, just as who you are now reflects yours.

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