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The Frisky’s 2011 Astro Guide Has Arrived!

Want to walk into 2011 with a blindfold on? That’s no fun! Astrosexologist Kiki T has taken it upon herself to look into the future for all the signs of the zodiac and has broken down exactly what’s in store in terms of love, madness, and obsession in 2011. So what are you waiting for? Check out our 2011 Astro Guide! Keep reading »

For The Week Of December 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Get as sappy as you need to, as this is the time to really spill your guts in a huge way. If the outcome oddly doesn’t work in your favor, you can always blame it on the eggnog. However, lady luck is with you now, as rolling the dice with bigger bets won’t only make that other get it on a whole new level, but your monologues will also be the best you’ve ever had. Brava!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll literally be a factory of brilliant thinking this week, as genius ideas will be plenty. To make the most of it, throw yourself into party mode, as it’ll give you a greater chance to inspire many — and that feeling will happen to feel better than sex. After all, who wouldn’t love feeling just like Helen of Troy, pre-war?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When you’re feeling it, you feel it and can’t stop talking about it. However, telling all your mushy behind-the-scenes stories isn’t sharing to some, but gloating — and who needs to create enemies during the holidays? This week, do your final good deed of the year by showing compassion for bitter souls, but do feel lucky to be able to love as deeply as you do, just more privately.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

We’re all entitled to live it out like a dandy, indulging every last whim. This doesn’t make you a pig either. It makes you the life of the party, if you do it with some sass, which you certainly don’t leave home without. Yes, this week the only practical knowledge you need is: Don’t mix your hard liquor with wine. Otherwise, turn it out all the way, sister. This is your time!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just when you thought you were pooped, in will come a new wave of energy via someone who will make the holidays for you. Yes, seems someone has been paying attention to whether you’ve been naughty or nice, and has appreciated the balance of sweet and sexy you’ve been bringing … and it seems that much more than just kissing will be happening under your mistletoe.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Emotionally, you’ll feel stuffed. To say the least, sentimentality will be hitting you hard and in all sorts of unexpected ways. You’ll be thinking a lot more of the past and it might cause weird bouts of confusion. Just go with it and purge yourself by running all the scenarios. Once you’re done, it will be obvious that where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ll be in your element, as your filled-to-the-brim social calendar will surround you with perfect energy. However, pace yourself, as you have lots of faces and places to see. Of course, this may also bring out that possessive side of your boo, but whatever, you can’t be everything to everyone. He’s just going to have to suck it up and learn to share you with the world.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Stay chill, as this isn’t the time to whip out your A-type personality. Yes, this may sound impossible, but know if you want control, you can’t force it. Best to act controlled, as the calmer you appear, the more another will be willing to trust what you’re doing and where you want to go. Sure, this may ultimately be a bait and switch, but whatever it takes to win, right? Right!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you want to say something, just say it. There is no point in playing the victim every time, as others do want to know what you feel without the sugar coating. Besides, it would save so much more of your time and agony to take the most direct route, as trying to go around the subject now is what will confuse others anyway.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re going to hear a lot of in-between talk that can make you a bit screwy. Just don’t take it all to heart, as sometimes people just suck at communicating. Since you tend to be a maestro with your own words, this can set the bar high, which can mess you up with dealing with those less than. So, do have some patience and know when to just smile pretty when you have to.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You may be feeling a bit more co-dependent these days, but with all the hustle and bustle, who could blame anyone for needing to nestle closer to her or his honey and be a bit of a baby? Sure not your boo, as it seems there will be a sweet simpatico happening between you two over the next few weeks that will make you truly feel like two sweet peas in a very cozy little pod.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is going to be the week when being as logical as you possibly can, right down to the tips of your toes, will be the biggest help. You just have to run on rails and get through it, as if it were a course. Not all tasks will be so rewarding, but who has time to judge? Yes, life is going to be moving fast which, remember, happens to be the speed you like.

For The Week Of December 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Avoid making romance the focal point of the holiday, otherwise you could miss other precious moments that will be worth more than their weight in gold. Plus, expectations won’t do anyone any good, as there are two different points of view on what is going to be extolled as “romantic.” At the least, you two can compromise by having the same sense of humor.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your ability to play mediator will come in handy, as your honey’s hot head will be steaming up and causing trouble. While it’s never fun to get forced into playing referee, chalk this up to being part of the slippery slope of love, taking the bad with the good. Thankfully, you do have plenty of pleasant memories to focus on, so think of them as you pass through this aggravating time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget keeping score and nitpicking about the value of things and what you give, versus what you get. Nothing is ever finite and if you try to analyze the situation now in such a way, you’ll only be damming yourself, as in creating unnecessary resentments. Sorry, Scorpio, you aren’t always right.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

This week there will be things that fly out of your mouth that you might regret in hindsight, but if you follow the belief that everything has a reason, then you’ll be able to have some patience to let the dust settle and see what works itself out from there. You’re not someone who holds back ever, so understand that sometimes it’s timing that’ll screw you up.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You might have to go back on your word or prepare yourself for someone going back on his or hers. All agreements made around now aren’t going to be too solid, as much as you will want to believe they are. So, forget about making assumptions and be ready to go one slow step at a time.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Trying to work in a group dynamic won’t be your cup of tea this week, but of course, you might not get much of a say as your honey will have obligations that will have you going into places and encountering faces that aggravate. No matter, this is all a part of being part of a team. So, if anything, take it as it comes and check off a few points in your favor for good behavior.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There are certain opinions of yours that won’t be the most popular now, so it might be to your advantage to keep conversations basic. Sure, small talk isn’t your specialty, but it’s better than getting into it and ruining the other more pleasant aspects of your life. You should know by now that one piece of discord will disrupt your whole state of mind.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Keep your goals realistic this week and avoid stressing yourself out trying to be everything to everyone. Because no matter what you do now, it’ll seem everyone will have complaints. It won’t be personal, but you don’t need to be anyone’s whipping post. So keep favors to a minimum now. After all, if anyone is going to do the flogging, it should be you in leather hot pants.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What happens behind closed doors needs to stay behind close doors. Otherwise, if any of your life’s intimate details leak, it will cause a big ruckus among those who lead boring lives. Yes, seems someone around you will need to talk crap and try to stir up rumors, just to give him or her something to say at their holiday get-togethers. Lame, but tragically true.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Realize that the stress is going to be hitting your relationship hard now and no one will be acting in a normal fashion. This means you will need extra patience in dealing with all, as changes will come suddenly, throwing plans and your balance out of whack at rather inappropriate times. However, if you can keep it together, extra power will fall into your hands shortly.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You love falling for the crazies, but it doesn’t mean the novelty doesn’t eventually wear out. You know it; this week is when you’ll start feeling tied down in a big way, as having to think for two won’t be as easy or as enjoyable as thinking for just you. Yes, nothing like giving yourself a gift early, as in leaving the baggage behind and getting back your freedom.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A festive feeling is in the air and this is when your heart will be bigger than the sleeve you want to wear it on, so be careful not to be pledging your affections all over town. While juggling can be fun most of the time, this time around, it will get messy. Seems your world right now is smaller than you think.

For The Week Of December 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Don’t just believe words you hear. If you want to trust what is happening, you need to see it with your eyes. Words are too easy now. This is the time when so-and-so needs to prove what they mean in a big way, by making a sacrifice or putting something on the line. If this person isn’t willing to go there, know that speaks louder than any words.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Although it has a high chance of being a mess, working with your baby on a home project can be your ticket to romance. Seems some bonding time is needed, in that nesting way, as in literally building something that together will help you both put bigger pieces of your puzzle together. It’ll be the mundane acts you do together now that will make you the hottest.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Good communication takes time to perfect. So even though you might not feel heard this week, say it anyway, because saying what you feel now is not for the other person, as much it is about you and just getting pent-up frustrations and ideas out. After all, if you can’t even admit it to yourself, how can you expect anyone else to want to understand?

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Big ideas might be brewing in your head, but getting another to listen to you is going to take extra efforts, as there will be a lot more red tape you are going to have to cut through to get your point across. While the frustration will be high, keep a good attitude, as it’s all about sticking to your vision now.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sexy surprises are in store as your mojo will be amping itself a notch and having you suddenly change decisions you’ve made, sending you off to a new path. Yes, your boldness will be out for the world to see and while this might lower your popularity rating, you oddly won’t care, as this is your time and you just have to steer your ship where it must go.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

As much as you want to fight to clear up a certain misconception going on, don’t exert all your energy. Sometimes you have to see that people’s conclusions about you have nothing to do with you but with themselves, and as much as you want to argue, it won’t do a thing. Not to say you have to just stand there and take it, but understand some people are just that limited.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Life is going to be up and down, as you will be making new connections that will motivate you, but then there will be setbacks when overestimating another will make you want to give up. At this point you just have to take the good and the bad and not define every minute. Rather, step back to look at a bigger picture and work from that higher place.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll be all about exercising your power now, but be careful how you express yourself, because no matter how gentle you think you might be, another will be working on the defensive. It’ll be a time when differing opinion can majorly clash and make your life one giant headache. As it goes, some people just don’t know what is good for them.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Just when you thought love is a many splendor, in comes the strings attached to make you rethink your position. Yes, not all will be lovely in paradise, as the variations on the truth pop up and you stop to reexamine the road you’ve been on. Luckily, friends are there to support you. So don’t be shy in calling up everyone and seeking out the answers you’ll need to move ahead.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Don’t be messing around with protection, literally and metaphorically, as now all the info you have won’t be what it seems. Avoid throwing caution to the wind, despite how good it might feel, because there may be a bigger price to pay. Besides, you are in no rush and the power is in your hands to call the shots as you wish and set the pace.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter how much you care for someone, they can’t always do as you say. This is the time when you are going to have to be willing to compromise and choose being happy over being right. While this sounds like torture, as you do feel your actions deeply, you can’t always win every battle, but as long as you win the war, that is all that should matter now.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Just keep yourself busy with wrapping up the little details of your life, as trying to work on anything big will be too frustrating for words. Not to say the minutiae is a walk in the park, but at least there you will be able to make some headway. Plus, staying hectic with overdue errands is one way to keep you out of trouble.

For The Week Of November 29-December 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Subtlety isn’t going to work on the home front. If you aren’t with their program, speak up and voice your ideas. As it stands, this isn’t an easy time, but reverting to silence or any sort of passive behaviors will only prolong or aggravate the agony. Besides, if you don’t guard your boundaries, where will you draw the line and how else will anyone know where not to tread?

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Keep up the pace and don’t let yourself slag behind. The slower you are now, the more questions may creep into your mind and cause trouble. The point is to avoid being your own worst enemy, and stay busy. If that means saying “yes” to all invites, go for it. At the very least, it’ll keep your brain from going over the deep end by taking yourself or any others too seriously now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Indulge yourself, as the pressures hanging heavy over you are lifting and it’s time to exhale. Celebrate your accomplishments and know you make a direct difference to the world around you. Yes, this is your moment to toot your own horn and love it, as you’ve passed all your tests with flying colors. Plus, you’ll need this last hurrah before entering your next phase of challenges.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Throw away all that you know and take a walk on the wilder side. This is your time for a little reinvention and showing off a new side of yourself. That’s right, no matter how bold you think you already are or willing to go, amp it up a few notches. Flinging open a few doors isn’t enough; it’s making an entrance that’ll go down in history.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget the excuses. You have bled your compassion dry. Now, it’s time to focus back on what truly matters — you. Yes, time to shut down all those extraneous voices that have been drowning out logic and come back to a tranquil peace of mind where you aren’t always the one left with the shortest end of the stick — because as of today, size does matter!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You already know the answers; so make it about acceptance this week. You know your gut has been trying to tell you something, and you won’t be able to deny it this week, as even more confirmations will come through friends, so heed the warning. Not to say the news is going to be bad, but change is coming and once it does, it’ll rock your world in quite an interesting way.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Crazy offers will find their way to you from a friend or some weird association. Whatever the case, jump on it. If this opportunity takes you far out of your current routine, even better, as this is your time to break free and go off onto new horizons. Seems trying out new positions will benefit you in more ways than just the obvious.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to hear what you want to hear, because it won’t work. There is no deluding the truth now, as whomever you’re entangled with is not as liberal as you might assume. While you can try to push and pull until the break of dawn, realize there are more exciting and productive ways to expend your energy, because barking up this tree won’t get you anywhere.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You don’t have to change what you’re saying, but if you want that someone to connect to what you’re feeling, you are going to have to use alternate methods to get your point across. Seems your intensity may not be so easy for another to digest, making this disconnect occur. Instead, throw in a dose of humor to get them to bite; from there it’ll be much easier to go in for the kill.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Breathe a sigh of relief as you and your honey get on the same wavelength in a huge way or, at the very least, you find a powerful resolve in yourself that will have you feeling your most confident. Whichever the case, good times are in store as you turn your issues around to work for you, creating new pathways to success and a revived feeling of hotness. Yes, love the burn!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The comfort level in your relationship is going to that place when calling up just to hear each other’s voice is going to feel as natural as breathing. Yes, this is a time to revel in the togetherness that is you two, but don’t be shy in sharing your feelings and thoughts, as now is also your moment to start dropping bigger crumbs to where you want your boo to follow you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your mojo is on and if you have to lay it on extra thick this week, oh well. Sure, your nose may grow a few inches, but it won’t be for nothing, as being a bit sycophantic could make a lot of other things in your life grow to the size you need and want. Realize for the greater good, this act must be done and at the end of the day, whom does it really hurt anyway?

For The Week Of November 22-28, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be warned: you might feel a bit more neurotic than usual, tuning onto a psychic power that will make you see deep beyond surfaces. Go ahead and don’t let anyone talk you out of your “craziness. Instead, dissect whatever is on the examining block to the core, as your security and sense of trust are now under fire — it’s time to find solid ground where you are or elsewhere.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be shy in running what you hear past friends before considering the offers that have come in. Not to say you need their permission, but you may be projecting, hearing what you want to hear instead of getting the facts straight. Of course, in time what you wish may come to pass, but for now, the pace you are moving at is likely to be slower than the one you want.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just because someone is aggressive doesn’t make him or her passionate or smarter. Sure, it’s hot being with someone who knows what they want, but this has to be a two-way street for it to truly work. If you are feeling even a bit of apprehension, take that as your red flag. Understand moving ahead isn’t always the right option, especially if staying where you are works for you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Believe your own hype because this isn’t the time to cut corners to accommodate anyone. Yes, you might come across as a little too bossy for some people’s taste, but screw them. This is your time to shine and if they can’t add to your luster, then they need to step off. There is no holding you back now, even if you don’t know where you are going, as all will unravel in time

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

An epiphany is coming for you, as long as you put yourself out there and voice what is bothering you. Seems that in your verbiage will come the answer: You will hear yourself in a way that will start to make all things clear. So, time to double up on the shrink appointments, journal writing or purging to friends, because a breakthrough is destined.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This is your time to be who you want to be and throw caution to the wind, as a burst of energy is about to hit you and send waves of inspiration to your brain and body. Seems nothing can stop you now. You have all the right people at your disposal, helping you to whatever goals you set. The catch: put out the signals loud and clear, because those around you are not mind readers.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There will be more promises made to you than you’ll know what to do with, but you’re a smart lady and if you pay attention closely, you will know which opportunities are for real and which are just meant to flatter. Yes, seems there’ll be more than a few who want to kiss your ass, but only a precious few who will actually have the ability to do so properly: know the difference.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget what you see and pay attention to what you feel, as nothing you assume might be what truly lies beneath. You know it; time to listen to that higher being in you and take the higher road, as the one less traveled now will be the one that will bring the answers you need. Of course, it may also bring some suffering along the way, but nothing you can’t handle.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Get behind closed doors and pull the shades shut, but don’t be foolish to think you can go it alone. Instead, grab someone delicious to join in on your hibernation. All you need now is some real intimacy to recalibrate yourself and make you feel powerful. Otherwise, trying to submerge yourself solo into your deep unknown will only put you farther down the hole.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Relationship woes are about to end and a new balance will be achieved, redefining the purpose and direction of where you both want to go. Yes, a love renaissance is in the works, putting you and your baby on the same page in every way and making all the pieces of the puzzle fit together easily, as now you both are finally seeing the same picture.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

A surprise is about to enter your day-to-day life, breaking you out of your current malaise. What you once thought was cute will no longer suffice, as something new and improved is heading your way. Once it arrives, you might not know what to make of it, but your curiosities won’t be able to resist wanting to make something of it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Not that you aren’t already playful, but this week will unravel a new level of flirty, as fate will have quite the way of nudging you into a fun, new, sexier adventure that will have even you wondering how far you would go. Yes, challenges are in store, as in new boundaries to push and new ideals to grasp. Seems you haven’t done it all, yet.

For The Week Of November 15-21, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This is your week to start working out a sweeter deal with your baby, as you’ll both be starting to sync up in quite the lovely way to make goals that will inspire both of you. Seems the future is turning out not to be such a dark void that leaves you wondering. With this foundation being set, you can expect all other areas of your life to start to fall into place too!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

A sudden change of heart may happen, which will be stressful, but it’s a necessary hurdle to jump over if you want to get to the place you feel you should be. Sure, no one likes being a heartbreaker, but when all is said and done and you can look back at the chain of events objectively, you’ll see that this is a title you should wear as a badge of honor.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

What goes down must come up. Thankfully, this is the week things start to soar back into place. The planets will slowly come out of their haziness and back to where you need them to be for the universe to work its muscle in helping you create the vision you dream for yourself, and perhaps a certain lucky someone.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You just have to roll the dice sometimes and let whatever you have said do what it must. Sure, you might have let it pour from your mouth faster than you had time to edit, but whatever seeped out, trust it. Hopes and dreams do work out in the way they want to, just not necessarily the way you think.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You can’t be scared to grab the truth by the balls and make it what you will. Yes, not all of what you now know is a piece of cake, but knowing the truth is a power unto itself — as now you truly know where you are and who is behind you. Realize that rising above and reclaiming the helm to your own life is just a few decisions away.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Dreams and passion are coming back big-time this week, shaking you to the core and right back onto your feet and into the thick of things. Seems your time of watching from the sidelines is over, as now your genius is back on track. So, don’t be shy in sharing your ideas and planning for the long term.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your first ideas will be your best, so don’t second-guess yourself. Sure, the past few months have been a bit unpredictable, leaving you to wonder what exactly is best for you. But now with your instincts at their strongest, without a doubt work your charisma to get the world back into the palm of your hand.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

All the issues that have been ruffling your feathers as of late are miraculously going to move into past tense mode. Perhaps it’s that you’re both tired of arguing or a real solution has been found. Whichever the case, compromise is coming just in time to save you from another round of drama, which, incidentally, has been teaching you the age-old lesson that relationships are hard work.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Working out your day-to-day with your honey is going to get a lot easier, as your schedule will start freeing up and you will be able to plan in some more romantic times. However, don’t put too much pressure on yourself to make these moments all about you and him. Sometimes the sweetness arises when hanging out with others.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The rose-colored glasses are coming off and now you will get a clear view of what is happening in your love life. New boundaries are going to be drawn and new ideals set into place. Whatever happens from here on out will be on more solid ground than you would have thought. This is the phase when reality starts to set the tone and will truly be your friend.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The party is going to be back on! So, time to splurge and do it up as if it’s the end of the world, because right now is all about letting off some steam and taking on a devil-may-care attitude. What you give is what you will get, so set the pace for fun because if you want it, it’ll be there. Yes, attitude, it’s all about attitude!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is your week to share those sexy fantasies that you think make you a freak, because someone else wants to hear about them. Seems you’re not the only one on the block to think the nasty things you do and when such great minds think alike, there is no reason not to take up the offer and fly off to this dream wonderland together. Who knows? It might just be a one-way ticket.

For The Week Of November 8-14, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares if the only thing you like about your latest catch is how they look and it makes you unable to think of anything else? Lust is a perfectly fine way to get things started, as it’s at least a start. If you find that after a while that is all that is there, then you’ll be bored in time and all will work itself out. For now, appreciate the splendor and live in the moment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Temptations will be streaming in from all directions and it’ll be harder for you to reign in your discipline, as all you want to do is say, “Yes.” However, do realize that sometimes it’s more about having choices than actually traveling down every option that’s the sexy part, because in the end, consequences for over-indulging are never nice.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This is your time to break patterns. Even if you can’t even think of other ways of doing what you do, stop and do nothing. Whatever the case, this is your time to pause and reconfigure your direction and forge a new path. Not to say you have to have all the answers right now, but just one step in an alternate direction will do and all the rest will fall slowly into place.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You won’t be able to hold yourself back from the genius you will be feeling, so it’s a matter of keeping up your energy to go with the flow. However, it will take some group efforts to make your vision real, so plot and plan your strategy with detail, because as long as you have a good blueprint to work from, success is inevitable.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget trying to spend too much alone time with your baby to figure out what is going on with him, instead realize the source to all your answers lies with his friends and this is the week they will be more than willing to aid and abet you in all that you need to know. It seems you have more than a few allies wishing for the same outcome as you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you want anything to happen the way you want, you’re going to have to get assertive and blunt. That someone is willing to listen and wants to do right by you, but without some direction, it’s hard for them to hit it just the way you like it. While this might be a bit confusing to articulate early on and even a little uncomfortable, after a while, you’ll wonder why you were ever that shy.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit power rocks your world and make your choices accordingly, as there is no time now to feel sorry for another and expect to be the light of their life that lifts them out of their despair. As it must be, it’s every man and woman for himself or herself now. And for you, time to reach further to the top, because where you’ll find what you truly need is not where you currently stand.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Exaggerate your needs! Not to say you have to lie, but when it comes to explaining what you want from another, you’ll have to go up and beyond the norm into fantastical. Only when you set the bar so high will that person be able to jump to a place that you can live with. Otherwise, setting them up with the truth won’t actually inspire enough momentum. Odd, but true.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about sitting back and letting things go on their own, to see what arises. This isn’t the time to push too hard for anything, as it won’t give you a truthful portrayal of whom you are playing with. After all, when no one is looking, isn’t leaving someone to their own devices the only way to see if their game is even worth it? This time around, most definitely!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Things get intense when those conversations that lead you out of confusion and into peace, love and giddiness begin. Yes, this is a week when love and commitment will play a crucial role in your life and most likely for the better. However, remember, it takes two to make a thing go right, so don’t hold back. It’ll be your purging that will be the start to this new foundation.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Emotionally speaking, change will be causing a tension knot that will be driving you mad. However, don’t be a control freak, as sometimes a new route is just what it takes to make things more interesting, even if a few turns of it will seem too much to bare. Remember, nothing is ever finite in this crazy game called love.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You won’t be able to stop your mouth from going off without a filter, but don’t worry, it’ll be fantastic. Seems there are more than a few things you need to get off your chest about your current situation and seems the only way to be fully honest with it all is by snapping. Thankfully, when you get into your power like this, not only is it effective but hot as hell too.

For The Week Of November 1-7, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This week your sage advice will bring on brilliant consequences for a certain someone and for that (as in him finally beginning to get the scope of your mental prowess), he’ll be even crazier about ravaging the enigma that is your body. Of course, being slow on the uptake has never been a teaser for you, so how you play with this ball in your court will be solely up to your discretion.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your five senses will be working on overdrive, so don’t waste them on anyone you don’t want to see, smell, feel, hear and taste 24-7, as all that you experience now is fuel for your creative senses, which can lead you to brilliant ideas and professional breakthroughs as well. Yes, once you get the ball rolling in the right manner, seems its chain reaction can make all fall into place.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’ll have had it with beating yourself up over things you want and don’t have. Now it’s time to see what’s right in front of you is incredible and more fantastical than you first assumed. Yes, a change of heart is coming for the better and all the love and light you dreamt of will start to feel possible — and not in that scary Danielle Staub kind of way.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Not everyone is going to get with your aggression or passion, and for them, too bad. Avoid holding yourself back for anyone else now, as that is going to make you feel the ire of regret soon enough. You’ve set the pace; now it’s up to them to keep up or not. If not, no problem, there’s always another who can catch up — so don’t dumb yourself down!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If so-and-so can’t say it to your face, there is no reason you can’t turn the tables on them and get back in theirs. You’re going to have to defend yourself now, as someone around you is going to be acting out in all kinds of shady ways. However, once you set your foot down and show them what you’ve got, the respect and power you deserve is yours for the taking.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You never thought you would be the kind to get jealous of your boo, but when you come down with a bout of the “have and have-nots,” you’ll be all about underestimating yourself. Whatever. Go with it and run through all those negative feelings, because only after you purge it all is when you can finally start rebuilding it too.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You won’t be able to see straight with lust going right into your brain and having you feel as if you are living an alternate universe. The good news is that it is real and you’ve earned every second of it! So forget asking too many questions, because ruining the vibe now with anything other than indulgence will forever put a wrench into your sexy little monkey works.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you thought you knew what was happening and with whom, in comes a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde moment when your honey’s actions will seem as if they come out of left field and make you wonder what in the hell he or she might be smoking. Luckily for some though, this may mean a fun twist of events rather than an aggravating one.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Being chill in love is fine, but being complacent is not. Hello, time to realize not all is perfect in paradise and you may be slowly sliding down so-and-so’s priority list. Either or, to avoid a tragic end, time to add some spice to your current romantic bouillabaisse and start stirring the pot, as it’s all in your hands now to get the flavor back.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Sit back and relax. The less you stress yourself out about things, the clearer the answers are on what you need to do. Yes, this is your time to work smart, not hard, and the only way you can be at your cleverest is at your quietest — which is something new for you, but will prove to be interesting, informative and indispensable.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Just when you thought your lip-gloss was going to waste and that certain someone was forever in the “do not disturb” bin, in comes a surprise that will make you do a fast double take. Seems all mysteries aren’t so easily solved, as there are a few more clues that’ll pop up, and by following up on them, you may just crack this whole case and make it your own.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is your time to win over some points with your boo’s family, so clear out your schedule and start putting in some dates that will start giving you some clout in the eyes of those who will matter the most. This is your time to really start sealing the deal. Once you’ve won the kingpins over, it’ll be easy street.

For The Week Of October 25-31, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of bullies now. For now stick to your guns on what you need to do for you and forget others. This is your time to make choices and go through your mental baggage before picking up anyone else’s — because that is exactly what another is asking.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Let loose your flirty side and take that leap of faith by approaching that certain someone who you never in your wildest dreams thought you could hook, because this week your game will be on and it’s best aimed towards someone who strays from your norm. While it may or may not be true love forever, the short-term outcome will give you something to smile about.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can’t always be in control. Besides it being tiring, when it comes to relationships, if you take this clenched fist approach, how will you ever know what your other half’s potential is? Sure, you might be saving time, but it shows you don’t have much faith. So, as hard it as may be, this week, slide into that passenger seat and enjoy the view. Chances are you’ll love it.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You want what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Anyone who might get in your way will suffer a horrific demise, because there is no stopping you from getting what you want now and if anything does, then woe is them. This is your time to claim all that you dream of and dream as large as you want, no matter what!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Hearing “I told you so” is the most grating of all phrases to you, so brace yourself as this week something you regret could come back to haunt you. However, what can you do now? Take time to reflect, but take even more time to sort out a new game plan. Nothing now is permanent and if you work fast, it’ll make this phase pass even faster.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

There will be an odd, but tasty, connection you can make through someone you know that will land you an opportunity that will have you feeling your game once again. Just don’t be shy about being around vague acquaintances or new faces, as this week’s plan of action will likely unfold in a weird way before you see how it’ll all make sense.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit falling in love on the installment plan blows. So, before you hook yet another with lots of potential but not much to show for it, change your trajectory fast! This is your time to stand up taller and realize you’re not a girl who can be bought on a layaway plan. Yes, baby, it’s C.O.D. now or nothing at all!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Who cares if all your latest conquest has to offer is a pretty face. As it stands, you are not after true love at this very moment and the less you take seriously, the better off you will be. This is your time to realize your power as independently as possible. If this means taking up a few strays to have some fun, whatever. It’s all in the name of fun, so live it up!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Wait to tell the world anything exciting that is brewing with you and your honey. This is your time to just savor the news together in private, as once the cat comes out of the bag, more chaos than you can imagine will ensue and may kill the current buzz you have going on. Yes, one day it will be time to share, but that day is not included in this week.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Just when you and your boo were in sync, in comes a major influx of turmoil to shake up your happy little love nest. Seems all of a sudden power struggles will strike and passive-aggressive behaviors will take front and center. While it’ll aggravate, realize this is a small price to pay for some super hot sex, because when all has settled, that’s what you’ll remember from it anyway.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter what you’ve done in the past, it is never too late to make up if you can stand by your word here on out. Everyone is entitled to have made mistakes, but living in the shame of it and taking no actions for it won’t be doing you any favors. If you can trust what you believe in, go for it and make it happen, as it seriously is now or never.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You love a little tension when it comes to love, as in being with someone feisty is the kind of fun that makes you curious in all sorts of places. Though, as this week progresses and has you thinking you know all, prepare yourself for a bit of fire to heat you up in all the right spots. Just don’t jump to conclusions. Big surprises will arrive in unassuming packages.

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