Astro 101: Portlandia!

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Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’ll be in the thick of things, in terms of your emotions and all round dealings with life. This will force your hand into a major overhaul and you’ll have to make some concessions. You get that the world isn’t waiting to give you a fairytale moment; so instead, you’re going to have to seize it. After all, the key to success in battle is good timing, so know this is yours now.

Aries (March 21-April 19): Fall back on your experience. You have been through enough trials and tribulations to know how to make hard decisions. Forget the drama and just take that breath before moving on to something that you know your talents can shine in. However, know that you also will have to sacrifice something to get there too. This isn’t the time to have it all, but trust it’s getting closer. Keep reading »

Astro 101: Pisces Lifestyle

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Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your world is about to get mystical and you’ll be re-feeling the love for something you had a passion for in the past, which could turn your life’s direction onto a different path. While it might sound scary, don’t fret. This new epiphany will be making you think clearer than ever before, so watch out world, because it’s going to be all yours, dammit!

Aries (March 21-April 19): The sluggishness turns chronic this week and you’ll be feeling all the symptoms. While this might not be able to lift you from your slumber that easily, remember that guilt can make you manic. Everybody needs to just forget reality every so often and if that means doing it on your back, there could be worse things, n’est pas? However, know this is a luxury, not a right. Keep reading »

2013 Astro Guide!

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Pisces (February 20-March 20): Your imagination will try to run wild, but reality will keep you in check. Yes, expect truth to come to light at the right moment, saving you from making a big mistake. However, instead of the horror you expect, you’ll get more excitement and a different route to romance. Just hold tight, as these bumps do have the ability to knock you about.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You know all about fatal attractions from both sides of the fence. This week, those memories will come flying back and it will be drama, drama, drama, as your libido will be acting up in a strange way that could awaken your dark side. However, as you attempt to fight the forces at play, understand this nightmare is replaying for a reason. Keep reading »

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll be feeling the heat and it might make you delirious and off with your judgments. Thankfully, good fortune is shining on you and those little debacles can wind up to be a perfect storm of romance, creativity and happiness.  So, follow your raw instincts without apology, as it’s your primal hunger in control now.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You can’t think about the past and you certainly don’t need to think about the future. Instead, focus on the present and nothing else. It’s about what you are feeling, what you are doing and what you need. If all is well, then you won’t feel so overwhelmed or hyper for too long. If not, then an aggressive feeling will overtake you, helping you squash any bad habits. Keep reading »

Astro 101: Aquarius Lifestyle!

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Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Don’t let your brain make all the decisions, because it’ll want to take the easy way out. This week, to bust through to the other side, you’re going to have work a little harder, as it will take sweat to uncover genius ideas. Settling will be on the table, but if you can tempt fate, surprise will be your reward.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): There will be poetry in the way you think and the romance will be pouring out of you. This is a beautiful thing, so don’t listen to that someone trying to tell you otherwise. This week, you are going to have to raise that voice of yours, as there is a dream out there that’s in reach, but you’ll need to push the haters out of the way to get to that creamy nougat. Keep reading »

Astro 101: Aquarius Lifestyle!

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Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Cool your jets. Otherwise, you can count on crashing and burning. Yes, love the energy out there for you, but don’t be a pig. You have the tendency to go overboard in a way that doesn’t leave you ahead when left to your own devices. Thankfully, that’s what friends are for; they reel you in as you buck and bonk your way through your week’s need for excess.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re sensitive and sweet and people need to love you for it. If they dare abuse this beauty in you, then it’s time to see them for who they are. But that doesn’t mean you should go the victim route, as that’s just another vicious cycle that will do you no good. This week, action should be your reaction! Keep reading »

Astro 101: Forgiveness

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Aquarius (January 20-February 19): This week, you will feel a new sense of yourself taking over, and things are going to get ratchet fast—even too fast, causing you to short-circuit frequently. No matter, be the queen of your scene and allow yourself to be as raw as you want to be. It’ll be fun and exciting, as it’s in your clumsiness that you will enjoy assertion in a new way. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You can’t let your demons get the better of you. Brace yourself and make time to get it out, as in hitting the gym harder or just taking on more work to stay busy. The world is going to be taking a lot of twists and turns in a psychological way and it’s not going to be easy. However, if you just do your doomsday prep work, you’ll definitely be able to minimize the transition. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!) Keep reading »

Astro 101: 2013 Challenge

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Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You’ve had enough of the reindeer games and are all about getting ahead — but slow it down. Take in the scenery. This time is about you, which means don’t be your own slave master. Book in hours for fun and relaxation. Reboot. To get on top now will mean taking in quality “me” time first, so adhere. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Winter’s seasonal affective disorder is usually a bitch, but this month, you’ll have so much drama in the love department – in particular, getting in arguments and settling scores — that you’ll be hotter than Mount Sainte Helen. No slumps for you now, as your raging bull is moving full steam ahead and won’t be taking no from anyone. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!) Keep reading »

2013 Astro Guide!

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Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Forget last week, because this week is when your year is going to really take off. Yes, romance, beauty and balance will be coming at you in a new and improved way, revolutionizing your life to be just as you wish it to be. Plus, the good news is that there are no strings attached to what will be happening now — this is your free pass to happiness, so grab hold and love it! (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): There are a lot of crazy people in the world and you seem to be a magnet for them all. So, be prudent and trust your instincts this week. Being nice isn’t mandatory and you have to practice your right to do as you wish. Draw the line when you know you must or else only you will be to blame for getting sucker-punched now. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!) Keep reading »

2013 Astro Guide!

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Capricorn (December 22-January 19): 2012 had fairy tale moments, mashed with wrenching pain — and mostly all at once, but such is life. Now, it’s over. Luckily, you made it through, making you even more dynamic — and it comes just in time too, because 2013 will need you to pick up the pace once again — but only in the sweetest way. So, kiss off 2012 with style, because good times are coming. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!)

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll feel in hot pursuit, with your pants practically feeling like they’re going to burn off you. Go with it! Express yourself sexually! Even if you aren’t with the one you love, love the one you’re with. After all, it isn’t about them. This week, it’s all about you. So, to feel your best, switch gears to ‘ME’ and enjoy the ride. (Check out your 2013 astrology forecast here!) Keep reading »