Posts tagged "frisky rant"

Frisky Rant: “Star Wars” Vs. “Star Trek” — J.J. Abrams Needs To Pick A Side!

I need to get something off my chest. I am really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really not happy that J.J. Abrams will be directing "Star Wars: Episode VII."…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 31, 2013

Frisky Rant: No Royal Baby On The Way Yet? None Of Our Business!

The royal wedding was a lot of fun. But today, I cringed for the newlyweds when I stumbled across the headline "Royal Couple May Not Be Able To Conceive." This is taking things way too far. First of all, William and Kate are still on their honeymoon. Can we give them five…
By: Ami Angelowicz / May 19, 2011

Frisky Rant: Puh-lease, Pete Doherty Is NOT Fat

Last week, Babyshambles and Libertines’ frontman Pete Doherty showed off some serious hotness at the launch of his men’s accessory line. While his designs are gorgeous, people seemed more interested in calling the recently rehabbed rock star a heffer. From British papers to bitchy blogs, the poor dude was dubbed “fat”…
By: Simcha / December 6, 2010

Frisky Rant: Taylor Momsen, Why Are You Flashing Your Audience?

Yes, you read that right. Seventeen-year-old Taylor Momsen purposefully bared her chest in the middle of a New York City concert this week. I can only guess it was part of Momsen's continuing desperate attempts to prove how unconcerned she is with the morals of society. Or a peek at just how badly she want…
By: Kelli Bender / October 22, 2010

Frisky Rant: Remaking A Crappy Movie In 3D, Still Makes It … Crappy

OK, moviemakers, I get it! 3D can add a little extra voodoo magic to a film. I've had THIS figured out since I visited the "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" attraction at Disney World when I was two. Unfortunately, the novelty of the third dimension is rapidly wearing off. And it is only going to…
By: Kelli Bender / September 1, 2010

Frisky Rant: “Mad Men” Is Making Advertisers Comfortable With Sexism Again

Maybe it was because last night's episode of "Mad Men" was a little slow—my brain couldn't process that it was Christmas time—but I found myself actually paying attention to the commercials. Yes, commercials are always annoying, but last night's were particularly so. I couldn't help but be especially irked by the blatant sexism…
By: Ami Angelowicz / August 2, 2010

Frisky Rant: Leave The Texting Lingo Out Of Online Dating!

As I'm sure you've noticed in my writing on The Frisky, I'm guilty of speaking in what I call "Gossip Girl"-ese. Example: It's totes obvs that I like to shorten words for no real amazeballs reason. But whatevs. I have no doubt that this is seriously grating to some people, but on the blog --…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 29, 2010

Frisky Rant: Why Are Adults Wearing Silly Bandz?

When I was kid, I was a big trend follower. I got a Furby and carried it in a basket around school and tried to teach it bad words. I threw a fit when I left my Tamagotchi at home during a family trip, and came back to find it sick from being surrounded by…
By: Kelli Bender / July 27, 2010

Frisky Rant: Proposing On Twitter Is Lame

This week, I tweeted about how I wished I was at Comic-Con, what was going on with my Frisky posts, and how awesome "True Blood" is, especially crazy-pants Franklin. This is the kind of light fare most people post on Twitter, because the site is a place to put link…
By: Kelli Bender / July 21, 2010

Frisky Rant: Danielle Staub May Have A Point

I've had a couple of days to process the "unbeweavable" episode of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" that aired on Monday night. In case you missed it, it came complete with name calling, hair pulling, broken boots, dirty accusations, police reports, and of course, subsequent lawsuits. But believe it or not, I'm…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 14, 2010

Frisky Rant: I’m On Team Vienna

Not that I was really on team anyone before, but I’ve watched the Jake and Vienna breakup special. Actually, I watched it twice, once alone and once with Aunt Mildred the body language expert, hoping to gain a new perspective. I always hated Vienna. When I watched her on “The Bachelor,” I…
By: Ami Angelowicz / July 7, 2010

Frisky Rant: It’s Time To Boycott “The Bachelor”

The announcement that Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have split is the straw breaking this camel's back. I think I've had just about enough of "The Bachelor." I have known for a long time that the relationships born and bred in front of a camera are a shamfest (except for maybe Ryan and…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 22, 2010

Frisky Rant: I’m Concerned For “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey”

It's been all fun and games with the drama on the "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" -- until now. While I was laughing at the drama between Danielle Staub and everyone else last season, I'm certainly not laughing anymore. We've gone from some amusing table throwing to unwarranted paranoia, possibly serious revenge…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 21, 2010

Frisky Rant: The Mommy Wars Go Digital

Mommy bloggers are crazy. No, not because they blog about every mind-numbingly boring burp and giggle — because they do it despite the fact that their readers are just vicious to them. For example, The New York Daily News tells us about mommy blogger Shellie Ross, who lived every mother's worst nightmare when she…
By: Jessica Wakeman / April 29, 2010

Frisky Rant: I’m Pissed That Kate Gosselin Got Voted Off “DWTS”

Did Kate Gosselin really get the boot from "Dancing With The Stars" last night? Whine, whine, whimper. I know, I know—she's genuinely one of the worst dancers the show has ever seen. I am aware that I'm probably going to hell for saying this but I want—no need—her to stay on the show.
By: Ami Angelowicz / April 21, 2010

Frisky Rant: Sex Addicted Isn’t Just The Way Guys Are

There’s always that one guy. You know, the one who undoes our progress as human beings. The man who claims we are powerless victims to our biological urges. Enter T. Byram Karasu, a professor of Psychiatry and Behavioral Sciences, who in a piece on The Daily Beast argues that Tiger Woods’ sexcapades were a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 25, 2010

Frisky Rant: Figure Skater Johnny Weir Was Robbed!

Have you seen “Be Good Johnny Weir,” the new Sundance reality show about the figure skating phenom who can do Lady Gaga and Victor Petrenko justice? Well, if your answer is no, you need more glam and ice bling in your life! Nobody brings it like Johnny, the booty-shaking bad boy ballerina…
By: Simcha / February 19, 2010

Frisky Rant: “Put Yourself Out There!” Is Really Annoying Dating Advice

Last night I had dinner with my friend Cecilia*, and, as you might expect, our conversation turned to dating. We're around the same age, and many of her friends are married and having kids. As is the plight of many a single woman with friends who have settled down, Cecilia has been getting plenty of…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 21, 2010

Frisky Rant: Down With Plastic Surgery

I try to keep an open mind about plastic surgery, I really do. I try to tell myself that it's just like dying your hair or wearing a pair of Spanx—a little tweak that can make you feel super slammin'. I try to tell myself that everyone has the right to look their best, and…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / December 2, 2009

Frisky Rant: Recommending Fewer Pap Smears Is Just Plain Nuts

I'm sorry, but are our country's medical agencies smoking something? Just a few days after new breast cancer screening guidelines recommended mammograms only for women 50 and older and declared self-breast exams moot, the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists is now telling women to delay getting their first pap smear until they are…
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / November 20, 2009