What had the cool girls muffling their laughter in the cubicle this week? These were the most popular stories of the week on The Frisky:

MONDAY
Most Read: 10 Ways Not To Be The Trampy One At Your Office Cocktail Party
Most Re-Tweeted: 10 Sex Don’ts According To Men

What had the cool girls muffling their laughter in the cubicle this week? These were the most popular stories of the week on The Frisky:

MONDAY

Most Read: Dear Wendy: I Want More From My F*** Buddy
Most ReTweet-ed: Michelle Obama Gives Really Good Dating Advice

What had the cool girls muffling their laughter in the cubicle this week? These were the most popular stories of the week on The Frisky:

MONDAY:

Most Re-tweeted Story: Reason #612 Not To Be Friends With Your Mom On Facebook 
Most Read Story: 21 Halloween Costumes That Will Not Get You Laid

What had the cool girls muffling their laughter in the cubicle this week? These were the most popular stories of the week on The Frisky:

MONDAY: 21 Halloween Costumes That Will Not Get You Lad
TUESDAY: Shocking Celebrity Threesomes
WEDNESDAY: Die, Trend, Die! 10 Popular Fads We Want Killed
THURSDAY: Thirteen Tips For Us Single Dames, Straight From 1938
FRIDAY (so far!): 5 Horrifying Things You Learn Moving In With A Guy

After the jump, a few others we don’t want you to miss!

Things we fretted about this week, in no particular order:

• Whether GQ Photoshopped January Jones’ boobs. Let’s check the video!
• Which Halloween costumes will get us laid—and which costumes won’t!
• Why Leighton Meester should be in a “Thelma & Louise” remake.
• If Heidi Montag’s sister Holly has a drinking problem or if that’s just reality show editing BS.
• What will Ashlee Simpson do for a living now that she’s been killed off “Melrose Place”?
• Which other guys did Chuck Bass make out with before?

All kinds of Twitter-related DRAMA this week!

First, Miley Cyrus abruptly quit Twitter and then rapped about it.

Then John McCain’s daughter, Meghan McCain, posted a pic of her ginormous boobs on Twitter. And then freaked out and threatened to quit Twitter when people gave her crap about it. But she didn’t quit, so ... hooray?

But then the DRAMA shifted from Twitter to our TV screens, where we briefly fretted six-year-old Falcon Heene was floating through the air in a helium-filled flying saucer. Turns out he was just hiding in the attic. Then he went on Meredith Viera’s show and puked.

Alas, there aren’t any Republican boobs or barfing six-year-olds after the jump…but there are all the fab blog posts you might have missed this week on The Frisky!

Damn you, world. Don’t you know those of us who work in the media, like everyone else, likes to take things slow on Friday? We don’t like it when things actually happen, ‘cause that means we have to pretend we’re still coherent and work! Don’t give Barack Obama the Nobel Peace Prize, when all us want is to go home, have a few drinks and see “Couples Retreat.” And don’t have your baby, Heidi Klum. And don’t go on “The View”, showing everyone in America that ginormous, tacky 9-carat rock on your finger, Khloe Kardashian ....

The VMAs happened five nights ago and everyone’s still talking about Taylor Swift and Kanye West. (That means everyone pretty much ignored Lady Gaga’s look-at-me, look-at-me blood-splattered outfit. Try harder next year, honey!)

We’re drama-mongers, though, so we were tickled pink when Tay-Tay hit up “The View” to tell Barbara and the girls that, other than the fact Kanye has a cool haircut, she doesn’t much care for the man. Alas, that’s nothing compared to President Obama, in a supposed-to-be-off-the-record conversation, calling Kanye a “jackass.” (Oops!) When the women on “The View” and the President think you’re a jerk, you’ve got problems, dude.

Hard as it may be to believe, though, lotsa other stuff happened this week. After the jump, everything you missed while you were watching Kanye West/“I’m gonna let you finish…” mash-ups:

The joys of Beatles Rock Band consumed our lives at night, we confess. But during the daytime, we poured our heart and soul into bringing you all the news that’s fit to be blogged, dear reader. We wrote about how Tila Tequila accused her football player boyfriend, Shawne Merriman, of choking her; how DNA tests have shown that South African runner Caster Semenya is allegedly “intersex,” with both boy and girl parts; we even hit the town for Fashion’s Night Out here in New York City! Here’s a recap of this very busy week here at The Frisky ...

We did something a li’l different this week at The Frisky— every day, five of our editors and bloggers took pictures of their outfits and posted them online for y’all to see! Did you see them all?

Luckily, our fab stylin’s brought some levity to a long, hard week, what with DJ AM passing away too soon and 29-year-old Jaycee Dugard discovered living with Phil Garrido, a total whackjob, 18 years after she was abducted.

Man, this week was a downer! Senator Ted Kennedy, a champion of women’s rights, passed away. Chris Brown avoided jail time for beating the crap out of Rihanna. Someone thought it’d be a good idea for Kate Gosselin to host “The View.” And teenagers in Phoenix did some nasty things with tampons and alcohol.

At least Anna Wintour nailed her “Letterman” interview. (Yay, “The September Issue” is out tonight! Well, in New York, anyway.) After the jump, see what else happened this week on The Frisky!

It’s August, celebs. Shouldn’t you be on vacation somewhere, not starring in a sex tape (oh, excuse me, a nude tape) or doing sketchy stuff?

But we wouldn’t have much to blog about if you didn’t act a fool, so…thanks, we guess. (Even though the summer days are waning and some of us still have pasty skin lit only by the glare of our laptop screens.) Check out what we’ve been up to:

Hooray! The weekend is here. As far as we’re concerned, this week was one long waste of time before “Mad Men” returns for its third season. (We haven’t decided whether we’re going to dress up like Peggy Olsen, Joan Holloway, or Rachel Menken for the premiere. There’s still time.)

Lots of other stuff happened this week, though. Join us, won’t you, while we take a fond look back?

Sadness: we lost another titan of pop culture this week. John Hughes, who wrote/directed “Sixteen Candles,” “The Breakfast Club,” and “Pretty In Pink” passed away on Thursday at the age of 59. We haven’t been this bummed since, well, Michael and Farrah passed.

We’re going to affect our most Molly Ringwald-esque pout and cry into our beers tonight. But in the meantime, why don’t you catch up on what you missed on The Frisky this week:

What happened to the celebs of the world this week??? Jude Law got himself a baby mama, Roseanne Barr posed as a Nazi, and Lindsay Lohan begged for a chance at reprising Marilyn Monroe’s role in a remake of “Some Like It Hot.” It may take all weekend just to wash our brains out after this one.

All the celeb news you missed this week on The Frisky, and more, after the jump: