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Free People Is Selling $68 Sticks In Its “Spirituality Shop”

Free People Is Selling $68 Sticks In Its "Spirituality Shop"

Goddess bless Robyn Pennacchia at Death and Taxes for allowing us to tune into her heart song as she transcended into the cosmic abyss of Free People’s “Spirituality Shop.” Free People, for those not in the know, is a clothing and accessories brand. Their stores look like your worst Coachella nightmare. Desperately seeking a pair of crochet pants and a feathered headpiece for some godawful reason? Free People has it ALL. It is also, as Robyn informs us, where you should go if you’re looking to spend mad dough on adding some faux spiritual ephemera to your life. Like these $68 cosmic sticks (left). They are cosmic because, uh, they have a crystal attached to them with embroidery thread, I guess? Keep reading »

Do Not Want: Ironic $400 Feather Headdress

Do Not Want: Hair Thingy
Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »
Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »
Do Not Want: Sunglasses
Patriotic? Maybe. Ridiculous? Definitely. Read More »
Do Not Want: Molting Boots
Pretty sure these boots are shedding their exoskeleton. Read More »

Coachella just kicked off music festival season, which means ironic teepees, face paint, and other ridiculous ripoffs of Native American culture abound. Take, for example, this feathered headdress, which is currently being sold by Free People for $438. Cultural appropriation issues aside, how annoying would it be to stand behind someone wearing this during a show? Umm, ma’am? You’re totally blocking my view of Bon Iver. [Free People]

Do Not Want: Molting Boots

Um, No: Muscle Leggings
Ummm...your insides are showing. Read More »
Feather Overload
Did a tropical bird just run into her head? Read More »
Do Not Want: Wang Boots
Ugh, these boots are terrible. Read More »

I was about to make a joke about how these boots look like something the designers created with little scraps of fabric and leather they found on the floor of the factory, and then I read the description and apparently that’s exactly how these boots were made. So I guess I’ll choose a different snarky comment: these boots like they’re in the process of molting. Zing! [Luxury Jones Boots, $438, Free People]

Ask The Man Panel: “Hoth Fashion At Its Finest”

Free People is selling these post-apocalyptic-style platforms for $198. A little steep, sure, but I’m kind of taken with them — I love crazy footwear and would totally wear these with black tights and a summer dress. Wondering what guys think about strange shoes? Read on for reactions from our awesome Man Panel… Keep reading »

Do Not Want: Free People’s Grocery Bag Shoes

I love wedges. Love them! They slim legs and add length to the body, which is great for the height-challenged among us (i.e. me). But for the love of Susan Powter, let’s stop the insanity! These Levon Wedges from Free People look like someone stuck a pair of extremo wedges in a bag and called it a day. Do you want to wear a pair of grocery bags on your feet? Well, do you? [$198, Free People] Keep reading »

Cheapskate: Free People Accessories Sale

Free People is all about the boho-chic look and is very good about not making women look like hippies stuck in the late-’60s. But today, I took a closer look at Free People accessories, which have a bohemian vibe and look more expensive than they are — especially since there’s a big ol’ sale going on. The other good thing is that you don’t have to worry about your size selling out, well, except for the two pairs of shoes. See what I found after the jump. Keep reading »

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