During yesterday’s football game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Chicago Bears, Chicago wide receiver Devin Hester got de-pantsed by Philadelphia’s Dimitri Patterson while attempting to catch a pass. The best part was that no one noticed what had happened until it was replayed at a different angle. When Hester’s bare buttocks popped on the screen, the commentators went silent. While Hester isn’t a tight end, he certainly has one. Watch the video after the jump — because seeing big dudes lose their pants never gets old (NSFW if your boss doesn’t like you looking at butts).
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De-Pantsed Players Make Us More Interested In Football
Sex Diary: Sports Widow In A Dry Spell
Here’s the second Frisky “Sex Diary,” in which an anonymous person shares the details of her sex life over the course of a few days. Sometimes these entries will be racy and filled with revealing romps, while other times there will be nary a naked moment in sight. Some of these diarists will be frequent contributors. Want to share a page from your sex diary? Email diary@thefrisky.com. All entries will be anonymous.
Today we have a sports widow who is not sure her libido is going to survive football season! Keep reading »
10 Things Not to Say To A Guy Watching Football
A girl who appreciates the ramifications of a fourth-and-long Hail Mary on Super Bowl Sunday is an amazing find, like a head coach who doesn’t wear pleated khakis. So when a girl’s as excited for pigskin season as we are, we’re looking forward to sharing boneless wings and broken remotes.
But if you’re just along for the snacks, we can appreciate that too — just be sure you don’t rack up penalty yards by making one of the following calls, guaranteed to send you to the bench. Keep reading »
Dude Awakening: Guy’s Guide To The Super Bowl
For the past five months I’ve been hard at work. I get up on Sundays at the crack of noon to scream and eat chicken wings. I’ve logged major couch time, tested the limits of sweat pant elasticity…all in the name of football. Am I ashamed of myself? A little. But that doesn’t mean I’m hanging up my foam finger. There’s still the Super Bowl to be played.
This Sunday, the Pittsburgh Steelers take on the Arizona Cardinals. Since 1967, the champs of the American and National football conferences have battled for bragging rights, a Tiffany and Co. championship trophy, and an “I’m Going to Disney Land” commercial.
If you haven’t been following the game but want to keep your man company on the couch, here’s a refresher on what you need to know…
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Faking It: Sports Knowledge 101
Holiday time for men means one thing: sports, sports, and more sports. Christmas Day alone has five basketball games on. This weekend is the last regular season game for football and playoff spots are on the line. And hockey season started not too long ago. If you have no idea what I’m talking about, then you need to keep reading. Whether you are forced to watch games at your man’s house or you want to hit up the bar to drink away the Scrooge inside of you, knowing a little bit about sports will impress the jingle bells off a guy. Yes, we know there are plenty of women out there who are sports obsessed. But there are also plenty of women who aren’t — and we don’t want you to suffer. After the jump are some basic things you need to know about sports to get you by during this holiday season.
The Daily Hotness: Cristiano Ronaldo
Up until right this second, the only soccer player we could name was David Beckham. Now we can name two, because Cristiano Ronaldo, a player for Beckham’s former team, Manchester United, just came onto our radar for helping the team win their 10th Premier League title and 17th championship in all. He is damn sexy, and being that he is from Portugal, we are pretty sure he has a more attractive accent than ol’ Becks. Keep reading »
The Daily Hotness: Jason Taylor
Dancing With The Stars is literally the only reality TV show I don’t watch. The only place I don’t want to watch D-listers in on a dance show. Don’t ask me why. But I may have to change my tune now that I have been alerted to the steamy presence of Jason Taylor on this season. He’s a football player on the Miami Dolphins, but by the looks of the clip after the jump, he’s as graceful as a swan on dance floor. Football is boring, Jason, maybe you should think about turning in your cleets for tap shoes. [ESPN.com] Keep reading »
The Daily Hotness: Brett Favre
Here’s what I know about Brett Favre. A) He’s the quarterback for the Green Bay Packers, a NFL franchise actually owned by the citizens of Green Bay itself. B) He just announced that he’s retiring because he’s gettin’ up there for a football player. C) He had a cameo in There’s Something About Mary and the big joke in the film was pronouncing his last name like it had two syllables (“Fahv-ruh”). D) He is super duper hot and looks way better now as an aging athlete with grey-peppered blond hair than when he started as a rookie. Wait, are newbie football players called “rookies”? I don’t know. But Favre, football fans will miss you, especially this football fan who only ever roots for the players with the hottest bods. Keep reading »
Hottie Sandwich: Eli Manning And Tom Brady
Super Bowl Sunday is a spectator sport if you’re an ass woman. Football players fill out those shiny spandex pants better than any hair metal band. When it comes to giving the ladies something to look at, star quarterbacks Eli Manning and Tom Brady are certainly Most Valuable Players.
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