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Super Bowl Sunday Sex Is Unlikely, So We’re Proposing “Makeup Sex Monday”

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Newsflash: Super Bowl Sunday is not a good day for sex. The entire day — and weekend, really — is reserved for football, beer, hot wings and lots of yelling at the TV. Do yourself a favor, and start to accept the fact that you’re not getting it on today.

Thanks to a new survey conducted by We-Vibe, we learned a few things about sex and the Super Bowl… Keep reading »

This Bad Lip Reading Of The NFL Makes Perfect Sense To Me

Bad Lip Reading of the NFL
"Yes, I said Voldemort."

Here’s a hilarious video of NFL players, coaches, and referees overdubbed with nonsensical words and phrases. In other words: an accurate representation of what football always sounds like to people who don’t understand football. [YouTube]

The 5 Most Tragic Claims In A Cheerleader’s Lawsuit Against The Oakland Raiders

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Who knew? Life as a professional cheerleader can be a struggle. Lacey T, a 27-year-old Oakland Raiders cheerleader, filed a lawsuit against her team yesterday for wage theft and unfair labor practices. Her lawsuit is on behalf of all 40 Raiderettes, who earn only $1,250 annually. Some of her grievances are as follows: Keep reading »

Ex-Vikings Player Chris Kluwe Claims He Was Released From Team For Speaking Out About Gay Rights

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  • Ex-Minnesota Vikings player Chris Kluwe has a bombshell piece on the sports blog Deadspin today about how he believes he was released from the team because he speaks out on behalf of gay rights. It’s extremely damaging to members of the Vikings’ management and ends with this inspiring comment: “ Never be afraid to do what’s right. If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.” [Deadspin]
  • Miley Cyrus said alleged comments she made about Beyoncé’s body and career — including “As Beyonce grows in motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up” — in the UK’s Daily Mail are completely made up. [Daily Mail UK]
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Sensitive, Young Jock Suspended For Writing A Poem About His Feelings

Sensitive, Young Jock Suspended For Writing A Poem About His Feelings
He Wrote An Angry Poem About The Football Team

An Ohio high school student was suspended for — of all reasons — writing a poem about his feelings. Sixteen-year-old Nick Andre, who plays defensive end on the football team, was just doing his composition homework. The assignment? To write a poem about something that makes you angry. So, Nick wrote a poem entitled Stupid about his team’s losing streak.   Keep reading »

Male Jets Fans Punches Female Patriots Fan In Post-Game Skirmish

Male Jets Fans Punches Female Patriots Fan In Post-Game Skirmish
It's Just A Game, Shitbirds.

Fucking football, man. Following last night’s tight game between the New York Jets and the New England Patriots, in which the Jets emerged with a narrow victory, a fight broke out between rival fans because, you know, football is everything to some people. And amidst the melee, a male Jets fan, who apparently didn’t consider his team’s victory to be good enough, punched a female Pats fan in the face. Sportsmanship! WTF? [NY Daily News]

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