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Swirly Pasta Fork: Lazy Eaters Rejoice!

Swirly Pasta Fork: Lazy Eaters Rejoice!

Do you love spaghetti but find twirling it makes you sleepy?

Well never fear, you can now burn even fewer calories while you eat massive amounts of carbs, thanks to inventor Bob Balow and his Spaghetti-Pasta-Noodle Fork.  Bob’s site says it’s “EASY & FUN. the Pasta Fork is for EatingYOUR Spaghetti or Noodles!”  (As opposed to eating the pasta of someone else?) Read more on TruTV…

Awesome, Slightly Terrifying Dessert Of The Day: Pop Rocks Firecracker Cupcakes

Firecracker Cupcakes

I’m not sure we should be encouraging anyone to put firecrackers in their mouth (I’m sure there was a 2001 episode of “Jackass” that already did that), but if you are yearning to munch on a firework without, you know, dying, you might want to whip up a batch of these firecracker cupcakes. They don’t just look like the real thing — they’re also filled with Pop Rocks to cause a mini explosion in your mouth. How festive! Happy 4th of July! [She Knows via Neatorama]

DIY: Vodka Cupcakes
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An Open Letter To Trader Joe’s Cookie Butter

Open Letter To Diet Mom
A former fat kid responds to Vogue writer Dara-Lynn Weiss Read More »

Dear Cookie Butter,

I wasn’t aware of your existence until I was standing in line at Trader Joe’s a few weeks ago and noticed a display of jars with a sign that said “LIMIT TWO PER CUSTOMER.” I went to investigate but was stopped by a middle-aged man with a handlebar mustache wearing a Gryffindor t-shirt. Apparently sensing my curiosity, he held his hand up and shook his head. “You don’t want to buy that,” he said ominously.

“Why?” I asked. “What is it?”

“It’s cookie butter,” he said, “and once you start buying it, you will never stop.” Keep reading »

Even Sausages Are Sexist These Days

Feminist Food Issues
feminists eating disorders
Feminists have food and body image issues, too! Read More »
Sexist Axe Ad
axe boobs
A headless pair of boobs stars in Axe's new commercial. Read More »
Fuck Food Shame
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How handle the food shaming that comes with the holidays. Read More »
Dude In A Sexist Society
sexism
On being a male who experiences male privilege. Read More »
sexist sausages

Leave it to Germany to make every kind of sausage imaginable. These Rastings sausages are designed and marketed specifically towards men or women, bearing a hyper-sexualized image of the opposite sex. The sausages for women are labeled “lean,” while the brats for men are labeled “hearty” and “strong-spiced.” Obviously this is because women are solely concerned with their appearances while men are helplessly self-indulgent with no concern for their health. Gender-specific tubed pork products! What a brilliant idea. Obviously, I would go for the “hearty” sausages for dudes. [Huffington Post]

Kitchen Nightmare: 10 Cooking Questions Ami Is Almost Too Afraid To Ask

Winona: So Ami, I had this thought while I was making dinner last night. I really want to teach you to cook.

Ami: I would love that.

Winona: Because you hate cooking right?

Ami: I just don’t get it. I’m impatient and hate doing things I’m bad at.

Winona: As a perfectionist oldest child, I feel you, girl.

Ami: Plus, in my house growing up, no one cooked. Like nothing. It was cereal for dinner. I can cook eggs and chicken. That’s it. Keep reading »

Frisky Eats: 10 Rainbow Foods To Celebrate Sweet Victory

The Supreme Court’s decisions to strike down DOMA and Prop 8 deserve some serious celebration. And what food would be more fitting for this sweet, sweet victory than an array of rainbow desserts? I found recipes for rainbow cake, popsicles, cupcakes, cookies, truffles, and much more. Click through to check ‘em out!

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