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Frisky Eats: Basic Ingredients And Supplies For Beginning Cooks

Cooking Q&A!
Learning to cook
Winona teaches Ami how to start cooking! Read More »
Basic ingredients and supplies for beginning cooks

Remember when I answered all of Ami’s cooking questions and promised to put together a list of basic cooking tools and ingredients for beginning chefs the following week? Whoops, that was almost two months ago!

Some posts take me a while to write because I’m procrastinating or have some mental block about the topic. Some posts, like this one, take me a while to write because I’m having way too much fun brainstorming for them and I don’t want to put them down in writing just yet. Keep reading »

The 6 Stages Of A Food Hangover

Lunch Alone!
An Empowered Woman's Guide To Eating Lunch Alone
An empowered woman's guide to eating by yourself. Read More »
Deep Dish Pizza
chicago style deep dish pizza
The 8 stages of eating deep dish pizza for the first time. Read More »
Yes To Dessert!
Why Ami doesn't skip dessert. Read More »

1. Feeding Frenzy, Part 1:

You’ve gotten a reservation at your city’s hottest, hardest to get into restaurant with a young, hipster chef who braises short ribs in Coca Cola and serves thrice cooked bacon over rice patties that look like scallops. The menu is so revered and so complex that you literally make a spreadsheet of what you plan to order. You consult others who have eaten there to find out what’s recommended. The day of the dinner, you send your fellow diners an email filled with GIFs which express your excitement about eating at this nearly-impossible-to-get-into restaurant where the folklore says that there is a Skid Row poster from the ’80s hanging in the lobby and a bathroom that pays tribute to “Twin Peaks,” which is your favorite show of all time. You will visit that bathroom later and wish that you had visited it before dinner, so you could have focused more on the decor and less on the urgency with which you needed to use the toilet.

When you finally sit down it’s nearly 10 p.m., but you just feel lucky to be sitting. Next to you, a party of six young men are inebriated and sweating profusely. They seem too good looking to have snot running down their faces in the manner they do. You ask them how it was. The guy closest to you blows his nose before answering. You notice there are tears coming out of the corner of his eyes. “I’m in a state of profound bliss,” he tells you, wiping another round of sweat off his face. “You must order the chicken wings, but prepare to sweat.”

You’re ready for the challenge. You can handle this. You revise your spreadsheet slightly to include the chicken wings. You consider crossing off the fried soft-shell crab with buttermilk ranch dressing dipping sauce, but you (wisely or unwisely?) decide you have room for both. Your table orders and you just wait for the ride to begin. Keep reading »

Best News For Lazy Foodies: Now You Can Get An Elaborate 12-Course Meal In One Can

If you wanted to enjoy a 12-course meal that included culinary delicacies such as pickled kobe beef, ricotta ravioli, and halibut poached in truffle butter, you’d have to make a reservation at a fancy restaurant and shell out some serious cash to a talented chef to prepare it for you. Or you could, you know, pop open a can. Designer Chris Godfrey was able to pack 12 courses of decadent food made with mouthwatering ingredients into one unassuming aluminum can. After the jump, check out the can’s full menu and a close-up shot of this artfully layered meal. Then tell us: would you be brave enough to eat it?  Keep reading »

Cooking Q&A!
Learning to cook
Winona teaches Ami how to start cooking! Read More »
Oral Sex Vs. Cheese
The debate we never thought we'd have. Read More »

Guys With Fries Gives You A Fast Food Fix

Fast Food Fashion
When mayo and pickles become couture. Read More »

You like hot guys. You like French fries. You are shocked and appalled that it’s taken the world this long to come up with a site that celebrates the two at the same time. And yet, here we are, in 2013 with Guys With Fries. A single-serving blog in which dude’s cell phones are Photoshopped out of selfie shots and replaced with a container of fries, this is either the most dirty snack food/sex combo, or the most brilliant underground marketing for McDonald’s. Click through to see a couple more fry guys (including one who’s trying to kill us by also holding a puppy). [Guys With Fries] Keep reading »

Dream Life Status: I Want This Burrito Cake In My Mouth

Kenzo Cupcakes!
The designers treated the show's crowd to cupcakes. Read More »
In Defense Of Cupcakes
Are cupcakes anti-feminist? Hell no! Read More »
DIY: Vodka Cupcakes
I think we all deserve one of these, don't you? Read More »
burrito cake

I’m absolutely tickled by food that looks like other food. I love burritos. And cake. So this burrito-shaped cake is totally hits my sweet spot (no pun intended). The cake was made by a Reddit user with the appetizing moniker parakeetpoop, for a coworker’s goodbye party. So what’s it made of? The burrito is a chocolate cake coated with fondant. The lettuce and cheese are both made from coconut, the tomatoes are fruit snacks and meat is a crushed chocolate bar. The whole thing looks totally dreamy. [Reddit]

Cody Sebastian Parsons, Jimmy Ray Poage, Attack Girlfriends With Pizza: Cops

Two Carolina men faced jail time the past week after allegedly assaulting their girlfriends with pizza in separate cases.

Cody Sebastian Parsons, 25, was charged with assault on a female Sunday evening after North Carolina police responded to a domestic disturbance call, WFMY reported.

According to a police report obtained by The Smoking Gun, police say Parsons became upset after slipping on a wet floor and began to curse at his girlfriend while pelting her with pizza.

In an unrelated incident on Wednesday, a different South Carolina man was charged with criminal domestic violence after police say he assaulted his girlfriend with pizza. Read more on Huffington Post…

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