food porn

Mouthfeel Is Food Porn For The Anti-Foodie Set

Food magazines these days are pretty much the same thing, over and over again: an Instagram-ready table setting of chipped plates and avocado toast, set on a rustic farm table in golden light. It’s a nice fantasy, Pinterest-ready and aspirational, but as the dominant visual narrative, it’s boring. Mouthfeel is here to change all that. Mac Malikowski,… More »


Eva Longoria Naked, Covered In Swarovski Crystals — Plus, Some Very Graphic Food Porn

Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz]
This guy is a “scatomancer,” meaning he predicts the future by reading people’s poop. This is not remotely sexy, but I thought you needed to know. [Huffington Post]
Research suggests that orgasm-less one-night stands may lead to… More »


Size Queen Gardner Disappointed By This Strawberry Schlong

When Carole Collen of England found this rare, penis-shaped strawberry growing in her garden, her reaction was disappointment rather than excitement.

“I did think it was a bit small. It would have been nice if it grew a bit bigger,” said the 52-year-old.

How rude! I think Carole needs to work… More »


Food Porn: Raw And Uncensored

People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. This… More »


Octopi Make Sexy Fashion, Says Chef

Folks are entitled to their own opinions when it comes to what they find erotic and appealing. But we’ve got to vociferously disagree with Michelin-starred chef Roland Trettl, who thinks that octopi–yes, oct0pi–are sexy. Trettl’s been dressing models in octopus halters and seaweed skirts as a part of an upcoming exhibition on food and fashion… More »


Would You Watch … Food Truck Porn?

In the city where I live, food trucks are a big, big thing. From burritos to cupcakes, high-end to low-rent, food from airstream trailers and fly-by-night stands is all the rage. So what is the inevitable conclusion of anything that’s popular? Why, porn, of course. Ergo, one adult video production company is releasing: “The Flying… More »


Thanksgiving Food Porn: That’s One Saucy Cranberry

You got a sweet can. Make it bounce!
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Forbidden Fruit

You know we Frisky gals love food porn. But supposedly, this is an ad for a Brazilian hotel. My friend Spencer told me they’re giving away a free tropical breakfast with a night’s stay and the tag line is “Practice Healthy Habits.” But I don’t think anyone is talking about fruit here. Who knew a… More »


Is The Pumpple Cake The World’s Most Perfect Dessert?

Stuck as to where you stand in the cake versus pie debate? Now you don’t have to choose! A Philadelphia bakery has created the pumpple cake — an apple pie and a pumpkin pie baked inside a vanilla and chocolate cake “fused together and surrounded by buttercream frosting.” The whole concoction clocks in at 15… More »


Giving New Meaning To “Food Porn”

The link to this recipe on Food & Wine’s website was tweeted by editor-in-chief Dana Cowin, who asked her followers, “Pornographic or artistic? F&W pub’d this pix of Eric Ripert’s salmon app. in Jan issue & have gotten some flack.” Heavens, why? [via Twitter] … More »