food porn

Style

Food magazines these days are pretty much the same thing, over and over again: an Instagram-ready table setting of chipped plates and avocado toast, set on a rustic farm table in golden light. It’s a nice fantasy, Pinterest-ready and aspirational, but as the dominant visual narrative, it’s boring. Mouthfeel is here to change all that. Mac Malikowski,… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

Eva Longoria got naked and covered herself in Swarovski crystals for Elle Espana. Escándalo! [Celebuzz]
This guy is a “scatomancer,” meaning he predicts the future by reading people’s poop. This is not remotely sexy, but I thought you needed to know. [Huffington Post]
Research suggests that orgasm-less one-night stands may lead to… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

When Carole Collen of England found this rare, penis-shaped strawberry growing in her garden, her reaction was disappointment rather than excitement.

“I did think it was a bit small. It would have been nice if it grew a bit bigger,” said the 52-year-old.

How rude! I think Carole needs to work… READ MORE »


galleries

People have seen a lot of things in food — Jesus, Mary, Mother Teresa, Michael Jackson. But at The Frisky, we tend to see the naughty in everything. Who says playing with your food is a bad thing? All this phallic salad needs is some creamy dressing. Ok, maybe that was taking it too far. This… READ MORE »


Style

Folks are entitled to their own opinions when it comes to what they find erotic and appealing. But we’ve got to vociferously disagree with Michelin-starred chef Roland Trettl, who thinks that octopi–yes, oct0pi–are sexy. Trettl’s been dressing models in octopus halters and seaweed skirts as a part of an upcoming exhibition on food and fashion… READ MORE »


Entertainment

In the city where I live, food trucks are a big, big thing. From burritos to cupcakes, high-end to low-rent, food from airstream trailers and fly-by-night stands is all the rage. So what is the inevitable conclusion of anything that’s popular? Why, porn, of course. Ergo, one adult video production company is releasing: “The Flying… READ MORE »


Entertainment

You got a sweet can. Make it bounce!
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News

You know we Frisky gals love food porn. But supposedly, this is an ad for a Brazilian hotel. My friend Spencer told me they’re giving away a free tropical breakfast with a night’s stay and the tag line is “Practice Healthy Habits.” But I don’t think anyone is talking about fruit here. Who knew a… READ MORE »


News

Stuck as to where you stand in the cake versus pie debate? Now you don’t have to choose! A Philadelphia bakery has created the pumpple cake — an apple pie and a pumpkin pie baked inside a vanilla and chocolate cake “fused together and surrounded by buttercream frosting.” The whole concoction clocks in at 15… READ MORE »


News

The link to this recipe on Food & Wine’s website was tweeted by editor-in-chief Dana Cowin, who asked her followers, “Pornographic or artistic? F&W pub’d this pix of Eric Ripert’s salmon app. in Jan issue & have gotten some flack.” Heavens, why? [via Twitter] … READ MORE »