Posts tagged "florida"

Genius Thieving Duo Steal $6000 In Jewelry From Art Gallery, Sign Guestbook

Megan Ohara and David Ziskoski stole $6000 in jewelry from an art gallery, then left her phone number and some penis drawings in the guest book.

Robyn Pennacchia | October 21, 2015 - 3:10 pm

Kill It With Fire: Ex-Cop Cleared Of Raping Woman On Hood Of Patrol Car

Yesterday, nearly one year after he was accused of raping a woman on the hood of police vehicle, a Florida jury cleared ex-cop Stephen Maiorino of all charges. His accuser, whose identity…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 8, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Concerned Mom Mad Son’s History Book Doesn’t Show Bright Side Of Crusades

She may have gotten her Monty Python movies mixed up?

Robyn Pennacchia | October 6, 2015 - 6:14 pm

Florida Man Steals $540,000 Worth Of Citrus

Bradley Reiter of Winter Haven, Florida must have had a severe case of scurvy!
Or, he just wanted to get away with harvesting 4 million pounds of oranges and grapefruits…

Katrin Higher | September 26, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Florida Approves Alcohol Serving Restaurant/Shooting Range Combo Near Busy Highway Because Florida

Daytona Beach city commissioners have just a-ok’d resident Ron Perkinson’s proposed $7 million combo shooting range and adjacent restaurant project to be opened in November. The facility will be located…

Katrin Higher | August 23, 2015 - 11:00 am

Cecil Supporters Shower Walter Palmer’s Home With Pig’s Feet

It’s hard not to feel simultaneous feelings of support and annoyed wonder at this particular act of vandalism.

Bronwyn Isaac | August 5, 2015 - 2:30 pm

Cities That Surprise: St. Augustine, Florida

As the oldest continually occupied city in the United States (settled in 1565!), St. Augustine, Florida is full of stories to tell. It has all the benefits of a close-knit…

Claire Hannum | March 10, 2015 - 10:00 am

What Happens If You Attempt To Vape Semen?

Today in Things Florida Bros Do For Fun, Apparently, we have a guy from the great sunshine state purporting to vape his friend’s semen — and all it took to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 25, 2015 - 3:00 pm

Naked Woman Stops Traffic To Masturbate In Front Of A Car

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on “heavy” drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple’s car, then climbed onto the hood. Amie…

Huffington Post Weird News | February 19, 2015 - 6:45 pm

Drunk Pair Rudely Awakened in Dumpster Love Nest

It takes a good stretch of the imagination to get from a hot night at the casino to the back of a garbage truck, but a couple from America’s hotbed…

Newser | February 12, 2015 - 2:45 pm

Florida Teen Poses As OB-GYN For Like, A Month, Fools Almost Everyone

Today, in things that worry me greatly: A teen in West Palm Beach, FL, has been apprehended by police after “playing doctor” inside a real, live hospital. Dressed in a…

Megan Reynolds | January 20, 2015 - 10:50 am

George Zimmerman Has Been Arrested (Again)

Walking, talking, child-murdering human garbage heap George Zimmerman was arrested (again!) late last night in Lake Mary, Florida, for aggravated assault in a domestic violence case. According to Zimmerman’s attorney,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 10, 2015 - 11:12 am

It Happened In Florida: Macy’s Shoplifter Smears Poop On Employees’ Faces During Escape Attempt

There are still two and a half more days left in 2014, which is plenty of time to pull some sort of stunt and earn a spot on the Most…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | December 29, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Florida Woman Arrested For Trying To Destroy Satanic Display In Capitol

A woman wearing a “Catholic Warrior” T-shirt was arrested in Tallahassee on Tuesday after she tried to tear apart a Satanic Display in the State Capitol.

Before attempting…

Robyn Pennacchia | December 26, 2014 - 1:20 pm

An Unarmed Black Man Was Shot And Killed In Phoenix Because Cops Somehow Thought A Pill Bottle Was A Gun

An unarmed 34-year-old Black man in Phoenix, Rumain Brisbon, was shot and killed by police officers who confused a bottle of prescription pills for the handle of a gun.

Rebecca Vipond Brink | December 4, 2014 - 6:30 pm

Real-Life Goldilocks Arrested After Falling Asleep During A Break-In

Having your house broken into is hardly what anyone would consider a “fairytale,” but when the burglar in question falls asleep on your couch after taking a shower, changing into…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 24, 2014 - 4:10 pm

Florida Governor Signs Anti-Abortion Law

Florida Governor Rick Scott signed a law criminalizing a second- or third-trimester abortion after a doctor has determined a fetus could survive outside the womb. The law also removes…

Jessica Wakeman | June 18, 2014 - 6:00 pm

It Happened In Florida: Woman Busted With 7 Stolen Lobster Tails Stuffed Down Her Pants (And She’s A Juggalo!)

Never change, Florida, never change. Meet Nichole Ann Reed, a 30-year-old Juggalo (whose Facebook says her most recent job was “eating them” at “The Dark Carnival”) who was recently busted by…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 13, 2014 - 1:45 pm

Police Officer Filmed Kicking The Legs Out From Under Handcuffed 13-Year-Old

An as-yet unnamed Boyton Beach, Florida, police officer has been placed on administrative duty after he was caught on camera kicking the legs out from under a handcuffed 13-year-old for…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 14, 2014 - 4:30 pm

It Happened In Florida: McDonald’s Customer Strips Down To Her Thong, Goes Apeshit For Soft Serve

Did you ever read the Ramona Quimby books? One of my favorite stories is when Ramona literally cannot fight the desire to squeeze an entire brand new tube of toothpaste, emptying it…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 8, 2014 - 4:45 pm
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