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It’s sort of passé to make fun of the crazy shit that happens in Florida, but the story of this woman faking her own kidnapping to test her boyfriend’s love is just, so Florida. READ MORE »


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I assume in this case Florida news station WJXT4 was just way more mature than the average person when they put up a Facebook post featuring what looks like a crudely drawn pink penis sitting on a map… … READ MORE »


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The judge sent her to jail for missing her trial date and berated her in court (making her the worst judge ever in my book). READ MORE »


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On Tuesday, things took a terrifying turn when authorities in Southwest Ranches, a town just southwest of Fort Lauderdale, were called to a scene straight out of American Horror Story: The Bayou Edition. READ MORE »


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This past Tuesday, Gov. Rick Scott walked into a Starbucks to get his a very expensive, complicated coffee I presume. Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for the rest of us,  Florida resident, Cara Jennings, was also at this particular Starbucks and she was not having it. Even more fortunately for us, somebody filmed the exchange… READ MORE »


Celebs

Human bleached out walrus/wrestler Hulk Hogan has won his lawsuit against Gawker media after a jury found the site guilty of unlawfully posting a two-minute video that showed Hogan and Heather Cole engaging in intercourse in July of 2007.

The jury also happened to award Hogan a whopping $55million for economic injuries and… READ MORE »


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Latest news in our insane feline overlords: One of them decided to head to Florida for the winter because she just freaking felt like it. Typical asshole cat, right?

Nadia, a gorgeous Russian Blue whose human owner is Cheri Stocker, disappeared on Christmas Eve this past December 2015.

I guess Nadia… READ MORE »


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On Monday afternoon, Republican lawmakers in Florida voted to advance a terrifying piece of legislation that, among other things, will make performing an abortion or operating an abortion clinic a felony, punishable by up to 30 years in prison. READ MORE »


Style

Shame on everyone involved. READ MORE »


It was only after she’d eaten the larger portion of a rotisserie chicken that the store’s loss prevention officer called the authorities and had her arrested. READ MORE »


For their temporary promo, any customer that makes a jewelry purchase over $450 dollars is eligible to take a free shotgun home, and the customers have been loving it! READ MORE »


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Megan Ohara and David Ziskoski stole $6000 in jewelry from an art gallery, then left her phone number and some penis drawings in the guest book. READ MORE »


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Yesterday, nearly one year after he was accused of raping a woman on the hood of police vehicle, a Florida jury cleared ex-cop Stephen Maiorino of all charges. His accuser, whose identity has been protected, cried out as the verdict was read and had to be escorted out of the courtroom, while Maiorino — who admits to having what… READ MORE »


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She may have gotten her Monty Python movies mixed up? READ MORE »


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Bradley Reiter of Winter Haven, Florida must have had a severe case of scurvy!

Or, he just wanted to get away with harvesting 4 million pounds of oranges and grapefruits from groves without paying the grove owners a penny.

The Florida Commissioner of Agriculture, Adam Putnam, said that he managed to steal… READ MORE »


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Daytona Beach city commissioners have just a-ok’d resident Ron Perkinson’s proposed $7 million combo shooting range and adjacent restaurant project to be opened in November. The facility will be located near Daytona International Speedway just off Interstate 95.

YEE-HAW MOTHERFUCKERS!

Perkinson wants to stress that the restaurant will be “on the… READ MORE »


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It’s hard not to feel simultaneous feelings of support and annoyed wonder at this particular act of vandalism. READ MORE »


Style

As the oldest continually occupied city in the United States (settled in 1565!), St. Augustine, Florida is full of stories to tell. It has all the benefits of a close-knit small town with the added benefits of surreal scenery, rich history and creative inspiration. St. Augustine boasts residents whose families have lived in the area… READ MORE »


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