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Two Florida Alligators Were Found Feasting On A Human Body, Leading The Police To A Potential Homocide

On Tuesday, things took a terrifying turn when authorities in Southwest Ranches, a town just southwest of Fort Lauderdale, were called to a scene straight out of American Horror Story: The Bayou Edition.

Stephanie Smith-Strickland |

Florida Woman Calls Gov. Rick Scott An Asshole Because He Is An Asshole

This past Tuesday, Gov. Rick Scott walked into a Starbucks to get his a very expensive, complicated coffee I presume. Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for the rest of us,…

Liz Magee |

Hulk Hogan Cries Tears Of Joy After Winning $115 Million In Sex Tape Suit Against Gawker

Human bleached out walrus/wrestler Hulk Hogan has won his lawsuit against Gawker media after a jury found the site guilty of unlawfully posting a two-minute video that showed Hogan and…

Katrin Higher |

Wisconsin Cat Treks 1,500 Miles To Florida, Is Found And Brought Home To Safety

Latest news in our insane feline overlords: One of them decided to head to Florida for the winter because she just freaking felt like it. Typical asshole cat, right?

Katrin Higher |

Florida Republican Lawmakers Are Doing Their Best To Make Abortion A Felony

On Monday afternoon, Republican lawmakers in Florida voted to advance a terrifying piece of legislation that, among other things, will make performing an abortion or operating an abortion clinic a felony, punishable…

Megan Reynolds |

Woman Batters Fiancee Over Re-Gifted Engagement Ring

Shame on everyone involved.

Lauren Duca |

Florida Woman Arrested For Drinking Wine And Eating Snacks In Walmart

It was only after she’d eaten the larger portion of a rotisserie chicken that the store’s loss prevention officer called the authorities and had her arrested.

Bronwyn Isaac |

Florida Jewelry Store Offers Free Shotgun With Jewelry Purchase

For their temporary promo, any customer that makes a jewelry purchase over $450 dollars is eligible to take a free shotgun home, and the customers have been loving it!

Bronwyn Isaac |

Genius Thieving Duo Steal $6000 In Jewelry From Art Gallery, Sign Guestbook

Megan Ohara and David Ziskoski stole $6000 in jewelry from an art gallery, then left her phone number and some penis drawings in the guest book.

Robyn Pennacchia |

Kill It With Fire: Ex-Cop Cleared Of Raping Woman On Hood Of Patrol Car

Yesterday, nearly one year after he was accused of raping a woman on the hood of police vehicle, a Florida jury cleared ex-cop Stephen Maiorino of all charges. His accuser, whose identity…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Concerned Mom Mad Son’s History Book Doesn’t Show Bright Side Of Crusades

She may have gotten her Monty Python movies mixed up?

Robyn Pennacchia |

Florida Man Steals $540,000 Worth Of Citrus

Bradley Reiter of Winter Haven, Florida must have had a severe case of scurvy!

Or, he just wanted to get away with harvesting 4 million pounds of oranges…

Katrin Higher |

Florida Approves Alcohol Serving Restaurant/Shooting Range Combo Near Busy Highway Because Florida

Daytona Beach city commissioners have just a-ok’d resident Ron Perkinson’s proposed $7 million combo shooting range and adjacent restaurant project to be opened in November. The facility will be located…

Katrin Higher |

Cecil Supporters Shower Walter Palmer’s Home With Pig’s Feet

It’s hard not to feel simultaneous feelings of support and annoyed wonder at this particular act of vandalism.

Bronwyn Isaac |

Cities That Surprise: St. Augustine, Florida

As the oldest continually occupied city in the United States (settled in 1565!), St. Augustine, Florida is full of stories to tell. It has all the benefits of a close-knit…

Claire Hannum |

What Happens If You Attempt To Vape Semen?

Today in Things Florida Bros Do For Fun, Apparently, we have a guy from the great sunshine state purporting to vape his friend’s semen — and all it took to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Naked Woman Stops Traffic To Masturbate In Front Of A Car

A nude Florida woman who cops say was on “heavy” drugs Sunday night allegedly stopped traffic to masturbate in front of a couple’s car, then climbed onto the hood. Amie…

Huffington Post Weird News |

Drunk Pair Rudely Awakened in Dumpster Love Nest

It takes a good stretch of the imagination to get from a hot night at the casino to the back of a garbage truck, but a couple from America’s hotbed…

Newser |

Florida Teen Poses As OB-GYN For Like, A Month, Fools Almost Everyone

Today, in things that worry me greatly: A teen in West Palm Beach, FL, has been apprehended by police after “playing doctor” inside a real, live hospital. Dressed in a…

Megan Reynolds |

George Zimmerman Has Been Arrested (Again)

Walking, talking, child-murdering human garbage heap George Zimmerman was arrested (again!) late last night in Lake Mary, Florida, for aggravated assault in a domestic violence case. According to Zimmerman’s attorney,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |
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