The Florida legislature is pissed that Pit Bull’s “Sexy Beaches” is, in fact, sexy
The Sunshine State payed for the video and wasn’t happy with what it got.
Rush Limbaugh and Matt Drudge think Hurricane Matthew is a liberal conspiracy (it’s not)
For those directly affected, the storm is certainly no fiction to be speculated about.
Woman fakes own kidnapping to see if her boyfriend “truly cared about her”
It’s sort of passé to make fun of the crazy shit that happens in Florida, but the story of this woman faking her own kidnapping to test her boyfriend’s love is just,…
The Florida Judge Who Jailed A Domestic Abuse Victim Got A Slight Punishment
The judge sent her to jail for missing her trial date and berated her in court (making her the worst judge ever in my book).
Two Florida Alligators Were Found Feasting On A Human Body, Leading The Police To A Potential Homocide
On Tuesday, things took a terrifying turn when authorities in Southwest Ranches, a town just southwest of Fort Lauderdale, were called to a scene straight out of American Horror Story: The Bayou Edition. …
Florida Woman Calls Gov. Rick Scott An Asshole Because He Is An Asshole
This past Tuesday, Gov. Rick Scott walked into a Starbucks to get his a very expensive, complicated coffee I presume. Unfortunately for him, but fortunately for the rest of us,…
Hulk Hogan Cries Tears Of Joy After Winning $115 Million In Sex Tape Suit Against Gawker
Human bleached out walrus/wrestler Hulk Hogan has won his lawsuit against Gawker media after a jury found the site guilty of unlawfully posting a two-minute video that showed Hogan and…
Wisconsin Cat Treks 1,500 Miles To Florida, Is Found And Brought Home To Safety
Latest news in our insane feline overlords: One of them decided to head to Florida for the winter because she just freaking felt like it. Typical asshole cat, right?
Florida Republican Lawmakers Are Doing Their Best To Make Abortion A Felony
On Monday afternoon, Republican lawmakers in Florida voted to advance a terrifying piece of legislation that, among other things, will make performing an abortion or operating an abortion clinic a felony, punishable…
Woman Batters Fiancee Over Re-Gifted Engagement Ring
Shame on everyone involved.
Florida Woman Arrested For Drinking Wine And Eating Snacks In Walmart
It was only after she’d eaten the larger portion of a rotisserie chicken that the store’s loss prevention officer called the authorities and had her arrested.
Florida Jewelry Store Offers Free Shotgun With Jewelry Purchase
For their temporary promo, any customer that makes a jewelry purchase over $450 dollars is eligible to take a free shotgun home, and the customers have been loving it!