Posts tagged "fleshlight"

Another Reason Never To Go To Burning Man

I know that Burning Man is about a bunch of rich tech bros and hippie dippie goddess worshipers and retired candy ravers coming together for some communal fun and laughter…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 15, 2015 - 5:00 pm

Meet The Lady Who Was The Vagina Model For The FleshLight (NSFW)

It really never occurred to me that the FleshLight was actually modeled on a real, live vagina. Like most people, I assumed that it was actually just an “ideal” vagina,…

Megan Reynolds | January 21, 2015 - 1:00 pm

Fleshlight Wants You To Remember A Very NSFW 9/11

I was going to stay away from the brands-tweeting-smarmy-sentiments-about-9/11 stories today. But then the people behind Fleshlight, the world’s premier manufacturer of fake vaginas for dudes to have sex with, had…

Cooper Fleishman | September 11, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Congrats Dudes, You Can Actually F**k Your iPad Now!

Welp, here we are! It is the year 2014 and dudes can officially fuck their handheld devices. Fleshlight, the makers of tubular vagina sex toys for men, has debuted LaunchPAD,…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 26, 2014 - 5:30 pm

When Fleshlights Are Mistaken For Mushrooms

Please note: If you find a soft, slimy object that looks like a plant with two heads with a small hole on one side and eyes, nose and lips on…

Ami Angelowicz | June 20, 2012 - 1:40 pm

Fleshlight Will Make Masturbating To Your iPad Even Easier/Messier

As mostly heterosexual ladies, we’ve had to fear/admire Fleshlight from afar. The silicone vagina slightly horrified us, especially the ones modeled after adult film actresses. Then again, if we’re here…

Jessica Wakeman | January 31, 2012 - 1:20 pm

9 Fleshlights That Frighten Us (NSFW)

When I started writing for The Frisky, I had no idea what a Fleshlight even was, which makes sense because I don’t have a penis. I thought they were flashlights…

The Frisky | December 29, 2011 - 9:00 am

WTF Stuffed Animal Of The Day

I found a picture of this, um, sex toy. It appears to be a stuffed animal fleshlight with dentures in its ass. But I’m not really sure. Can someone please…

Ami Angelowicz | December 22, 2011 - 12:20 pm

Mind Of Man: I Bought A Sex Toy (Almost)

It’s amazing what a man will do when he is both horny and bored. I firmly believe all of man’s great contributions to civilization were a direct result of boredom…

John DeVore | July 27, 2011 - 1:00 pm

10 Super Inappropriate Father’s Day Gifts You Should Totally Avoid

A few weeks ago, we received the worst press release ever. Fleshlight, the purveyor of fine synthetic vagina-like products for men, sent us a PR pitch about getting dad “the

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 17, 2011 - 5:00 pm

Worst. Father’s. Day. Gift. Ever.

No, this is the best press release we’ve received as staffers at The Frisky. That one is now the second best.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | June 6, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Dear Navy SEALs: Thank You For Killing Osama bin Laden, Now Here’s A Fleshlight

This is the best press release I’ve received as a staffer at The Frisky.

Jessica Wakeman | May 10, 2011 - 2:20 pm

Let Lady Gaga Light Your Way Down There

Behold the Lady Gaga fleshlight, which is basically a sex flashlight for dudes to stick their junk in. She looks kind of how I’d picture her to look as a…

Ami Angelowicz | October 13, 2010 - 2:20 pm

For Guys Who Love Blow Jobs With Bite!

First there was the Fleshlight, the “sex in a can” sex toy that has a latex vag at one end that dudes can stick their peen in and out of.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 26, 2009 - 4:40 pm