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Hot Links: Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants To Star In “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

  • Jennifer Love Hewitt has announced that she “so badly” wants to play Anastacia in the film version of “Fifty Shades Of Grey.” Oh yeah, JLH? How badly? [Your Tango]
  • And the new “X Factor” judge is … Britney Spears. Should be interesting. [Too Fab]
  • Some asshole teacher in Florida [insert Florida joke here] made her students wear a “cone of shame.” Yeah, like those things dogs wear after they get surgery. NO! [Newser]
  • Argue with a this guy over who has more sex and prepare to get stabbed. [Huffington Post]
  • Beware bad tippers. This family got locked in a restaurant for not leaving a tip. [Tru TV]
  • She’s five months along, but Snooki doesn’t even feel pregnant yet, she reports. I guess she’s been eating pickles all along. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Keep reading »

“SNL” Explores “50 Shades Of Grey”

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Forget breakfast in bed or a new washing machine — what mom wants for Mother’s Day this year is some peace and quiet so she can read Fifty Shades of Grey and touch herself. 

I’m A Feminist And I Love S&M

The book Fifty Shades of Grey has brought to the forefront of modern society and readers’ minds the fact that some women (and men) enjoying BDSM play in their sex lives. Shocking, right? What sort of deviant wants to be spanked or tied up or told they’re a “bad girl”? I’ll tell you: about 60 percent of my friends — mostly women, but some men, too.

As with any book that explores a realm diverging from the mundane, there has been a lot of talk about not only the writing (apparently it sucks), but also the topic. While some are appalled by it, others, like myself, are just giving my fellow friends who enjoy some spanking action high fives. It’s about time that a woman wanting to play the submissive role in the bedroom is portrayed in a light that makes it seem like a normal sex act, not something that goes on in a creepy S&M dungeon. Read more…

Hot Links: Ian Somerhalder Has His Eye On “50 Shades Of Grey”

  • “Vampire Diaries” star Ian Somerhalder wants to play Christian Grey in the movie adaptation of the smutty “Fifty Shades Of Grey” series. He’s no Ryan Gosling … but I can see him as Master of the Red Room of Pain. [TooFab]
  • The sexual revolution may have come out of the ’60s, but that doesn’t mean dumb sex advice wasn’t being doled out at the same time. Here’s some of the word sex tips from that era. [TruTV]
  • Kate Hudson is totally not mad at Stella McCartney for dressing her in that horrific fringed atrocity for the 2001 Academy Awards. I, however, am still holding a grudge. [NYMag.com]

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50 Shades Of Smut: Confessions Of A Fanfiction Reader

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Fifty Shades of Grey. From entertainment sites to the morning news, everyone has something to say about the hot, new erotic series. It’s been called “mommy porn” by the New York Times, and sits atop their bestsellers’ list, currently at #1, #2, and #4 amongst combined print and e-book fiction.

It seems like everyone has read it (at least according to “The Today Show” and my own Facebook feed). And yes, even I have read Fifty Shades. Only, I read the story almost two years ago when it was called Master of the Universe, and author E.L. James went by SQ Icedragon. Oh, and Christian and Anastasia? They were originally called Edward and Bella.

My secret is out. I’ll admit it: I read Twilight fanfiction. Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Is Officially Headed To The Big Screen

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  • The movie rights for Fifty Shades of Grey have officially been sold — but how racy will the film version be? And who will be cast as control freak Christian Grey and his submissive girlfriend Anastasia Steele? We have some suggestions. [The Atlantic Wire]
  • If you don’t want to read all three books in the Fifty Shades series, but you do want to be able to converse about it, here are the Cliff’s Notes. Although, seriously, read the books. They are totally horny. [Crushable]
  • An interview with a woman who suffers from persistant sexual arousal syndrome — and has as many as 100 orgasms a day. Hmm, maybe she should play Ana Steele… [The Gloss] Keep reading »

Casting “Fifty Shades Of Grey” With Actors We Wish Would Do Gratuitous Hardcore Sex On Screen

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This weekend, I read approximately 600 pages of the dirty smutty smut smut called Fifty Shades of Grey. I’m currently almost to the end of the second book in the trilogy and was up till 2 a.m. because I couldn’t wait to find out what would happen next in the Red Room of Pain. Given that it’s incredibly juicy yet poorly written, I’m confident the Fifty Shades series is the new Twilight and a movie is imminent (which is fitting considering Fifty Shades was originally written as Twilight fanfic). Forgetting, for a second, that most Hollywood stars probably wouldn’t do the kind of explicit sex scenes that would do the series justice, I decided to cast the movie based on who I see in the roles. Click on to find out who I’d like to see play Christian Grey, Anastasia Steele, “Mrs. Robinson,” and everyone else of importance in the series (at least through most of book two). (Warning: some spoilers ahead!) Keep reading »

Fifty Shades: The “Mommy Porn” Book That’s Sweeping The Suburbs

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What are moms reading in the carpool lane these days? Well, it’s not The Help. It’s a new trilogy called Fifty Shades, it’s notorious for its sex scenes, and it seems like every mother with a blog account is raving about it…

“In case you’re wondering why every suburban housewife from Philadelphia to Connecticut has been sending all her calls straight to voice mail. Fifty. Freaking. Shades.” – Suburbabble

“I am not in the habit of reading erotica, but this trilogy makes it seem okay, even for Westchester county. ” – StaceyKnows

“There is life in this book, outside of the bedroom, and in fact, there are even tons of ‘vanilla moments’ to make the harder stuff go down easier for some of us who might be apprehensive with these kinds of ‘scenes’.” – Maryse.net

Even moms in NYC have caught the Fifty Shades bug. According to The New York Post:

“I found myself explaining what BDSM [bondage, discipline, sadism, masochism] was to some of the moms at Saturday morning basketball,” says power publicist Alison Brod, who hails “Fifty Shades” as “the new kabbalah for female bonding in this city.”

A raunchy book that mothers across the country can’t put down? This was too intriguing to pass up, so on Tuesday night I downloaded the book for myself (lord knows I wasn’t about to read a physical copy on the subway) for $7 on Amazon.com. Keep reading »

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