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Watch Old People React To The “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Trailer, Read Scenes From Book

Warning: What you are about to see is equal parts hilarious and uncomfortable. YouTubers The Fine Bros have corralled a bunch of elders and forced them to watch the trailer for “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which left some squeamish and others completely intrigued. My favorite commentator is the lady who refers to the movie subject…

Katie Oldenburg / September 16, 2014

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Spoilers: Official Chocolate For Film Release — Tie Up Your Taste Buds!

“Fifty Shades of Grey” is an international phenomenon. Author E.L. James created a perfect guilty secret in the form of the titular Christian Grey and his sex-mate Anastasia Steele. Hollywood scooped up the book trilogy and created a neo-erotic “9½ Weeks” starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson as Christian and Anastasia. Frenetic fans will have…

Celeb Dirty Laundry / September 8, 2014

Study: “Fifty Shades” Readers Are Slutty Binge Drinkers With Eating Disorders & Abusive Partners

Today in Things That Make Me Want To Scream “CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION!” And Beat My Head Against The Wall:

Last year, a study out of Michigan State University found that the erotic BDSM trilogy Fifty Shades Of Grey “perpetuates” abusive relationships. Now, another study from the same professor at MSU claims young wome…

Jessica Wakeman / August 22, 2014

Kittens Reenact “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

The cinematic masterpiece that is sure to be “Fifty Shades Of Grey” is still a long way off (February 2015) but you can get your kinky sex fix now with … wait for it, kittens. Yes, the erotic love affair of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey is reenacted by teeny-weeny beh beh kittehs (and their…

Jessica Wakeman / August 14, 2014

Watch The Trailer: “My Mistress” Is Like “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” But Backwards

If you’re a “Fifty Shades of Grey” fan, you may not have to wait until it’s released in February to get your kinky movie fix. “My Mistress” tells the story of a female dominatrix who specializes in pain, and her submissive partner Charlie, a 16-year-old boy going through family troubles. While Maggie (the dom) begi…

Katie Oldenburg / August 4, 2014

Rejoice! The First “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Trailer Has Arrived!

That sound you hear is thousands of women making excuses to their husbands/boyfriends/bosses/friends for why they can’t go out tonight, because the first official “Fifty Shades of Grey” trailer has arrived and it needs to be watched over and over again. I have to say, it looks like Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan have done…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 24, 2014

Beyonce Posted A “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Teaser — But Why?

Either there was a sudden casting dust-up and Beyonce is going to be ass up in the Red Room of Pain as Anastasia Steele … or Bey contributed a track to the movie’s soundtrack. Regardless, she must have gotten pizzzzzzaid because last night, Beyonce teased the upcoming “Fifty Shade of Grey” trailer on her Instagram.

Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 20, 2014

Do Not Want: Fifty Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear

This must stop. “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” be it the book or the movie, must stop ruining the world. I know that it’s natural to want to sell merchandise related to a phenomenon because MONEY. A Fifty Shades sex toy kit? I can make a snarky remark about the Twitchy Palm Paddle. I can wonder if it…

Ami Angelowicz / February 18, 2014

Valentine’s Day Lingerie For Every Kind Of Couple

Yogis rejoice. These skills from your practice will also benefit your sex life. [Em & Lo]
Guys, here are some great Valentine’s Day gifts for her. No, chocolates from the gas station are not gonna cut it. [Modern Man]
Different couples, different lingerie needs. Check out some options. [PopSugar Love &Sex]…

Ami Angelowicz / February 11, 2014

Dakota Johnson Had No Trouble Filming Those “50 Shades Of Grey” Sex Scenes

“I don’t have any problem doing anything. The secret is I have no shame… Reading the book, I found myself more interested in the ways they were breaking each other down emotionally than the sex scenes. I think there’s a part of a woman that wants to be the thing that breaks a man down.”
Dakota Johnson (or…

Claire Hannum / February 6, 2014

“Fifty Shades Of Grey”‘s Year-Long Publicity Campaign Has Begun

Sure hope you’re not sick of hearing about the upcoming “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie, because the studio has only just begun it’s year-long campaign promoting the movie, which opens on Valentine’s Day 2015. Here is the film’s first post. Are you ready for the Red Room of Pain?

Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 29, 2014

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Stars Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan Film Their First Swoon-Worthy Scene

“Fifty Shades of Grey” costars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan got up close and personal for Anastasia and Christian’s first semi-romantic scene on the set of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” It’s just a photo, but I’m sensing chemistry between these two actors and can’t wait to see what they do in the Red Room of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 20, 2013

The Fifty Shades Of Grey Lingerie Collection Is Tamer Than We Expected

Fifty Shades Of Grey author E. L. James may not be the best writer, but the woman knows how to make a buck: last month she introduced Fifty Shades lingerie. The line is sold by Swedish retailer KappAhl and features undergarments and nightgowns in red, black and (of course) grey. As you can see i…

Jessica Wakeman / December 9, 2013

James Franco’s Latest Work Involves Batman, Semen (NSFW)

On the subject of James Franco, I have learned not to ask questions. For clarification: how many questions? None. Zero questions. Just go along with it. The provocative Mind of Franco has developed a new “work” (??) called “50 Shades of Batman and Robin,” which presumably involves elements of both the “50 Shades” series and…

Rachel Krause / December 5, 2013

First Look: Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson Get Heated On The Set Of “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

“You’re a virgin?” he breathes. I nod, flushing again. He closes his eyes and looks to be counting to ten. When he opens them again, he’s angry, glaring at me. “Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?”
I don’t know if that’s the scene “Fifty Shades Of Grey” stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnso…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 2, 2013

Professors Tested Fifty Shades Of Grey Library Book & Discovered It Has Herpes

Everyone makes fun of me at the office for being a germophobe. But read this story and tell me I’m wrong: professors in Belgium ran toxicology and bacteriology tests on library books and found that Fifty Shades Of Grey had the herpes virus. Oh, yes. The two profs checked out the 10 most borrowed book…

Jessica Wakeman / November 15, 2013

“Fifty Shades” Fanfic Makes BDSM Fantasy Out Of Rihanna And Chris Brown Abuse

I have just one word for “author” J. Lola: taste. In this context, it is defined as the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, and this J. Lola here has approximately none of it. Lola’s e-book, “Fifty Shades of Sin,” will run you 99 cents for your Amazon Kindle and,…

Rachel Krause / November 14, 2013

Hot! “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Stars Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson Cover Entertainment Weekly

Y’all, I just watched all of the UK series “The Fall” this past weekend and Jamie Dornan plays a serial killer in it and oh my god, I think he is going to perfect as Christian Grey in this sure-to-be weird and kinky movie. Dakota Johnson certainly is doing her best timid mouse impression o…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / November 13, 2013

Jamie Dornan: Meet Your New Christian Grey!

Charlie Hunnam who? The producers of “Fifty Shades of Grey” have found their (new) Christian Grey — Irish actor Jamie Dornan, best known for his role on ABC’s “Once Upon A Time.” Can someone help me pick my jaw up off the floor. This dude is finnnnne. I have no idea what his demeanor is like, and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 24, 2013

13 Reasons James Franco Should Not Play Christian Grey

Thanks to Charlie Hunnam dropping out of “Fifty Shades,” the Christian Grey casting game is back in action and heating up more than ever before. Among rumors of Jamie Dornan being the new frontrunner, continued prayers it’ll magically be Ian Somerholder, there’s now even a campaign for James Franco to take on the sexy role, thanks to Britney Spears.
While we love James Franco, jack… / October 20, 2013