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Watch This Fan-Made Video Of The Infamous Tampon Scene From Fifty Shades Of Grey

OH MY!

Fifty Shades of Grey isn’t supposed to be a comedic novel, but I found myself laughing quite a bit while reading the series, mostly because of the horrendous writing and ridiculous dialogue, and I expect I’ll have the same reaction when I go see the movie adaptation on Valentine’s Day. (Yes, that’s what I’m doing on V-Day, don’t judge me.) Only, I know I won’t laugh quite as hard as I did when reading the book, because the filmmakers have apparently cut the book’s best scene from the movie. Like, they didn’t even bother to film it. Obviously I’m talking about the scene in which Christian Grey super-sexy-sexually yanks out Anastasia’s tampon before railing her against the sink. I know, you don’t understand how this scene didn’t make the film either, right? Luckily, a couple years ago, some hardcore Fifty Shades fan made their own video of the infamous scene, and I’m pretty sure if Fifty Shades director Sam Taylor-Wood sees it, she’ll realize that she made a mistake. [via Jezebel]

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty "Fifty Shades Of Santa" Commercial
Keep Your Handcuffs Away From Me, Santa

In a new ad for Lion’s Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called “Fifty Shades Of Santa.” To say that I’m not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but Santa pulls a bunch of goodies out of his sack, including a cock ring, butt plug, handcuffs, a whip and other seXXXy gifts, all while maintaining this creepy grin on his face.  Check out the spot and tell me I’m not the only one who now sees Santa in a TOTALLY different light. I no longer want him stuffing my stocking this year. [Happy Place]

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Released A Trailer For Its Next Trailer, Basically

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At Least Beyonce's In It

A new teaser for “Fifty Shades Of Grey” was released yesterday, featuring our hero Mr. Grey sensually dressing himself while Beyonce’s “Haunted” plays in the background. The ad tells us that an exclusive new trailer is coming on November 14, which we’re all presumably now hanging off the edge of our seats for. So thanks Universal, for making an ad just to remind us of another ad. It does provide a pretty nice view of Jamie Dornan’s sexy shoulders, so I guess that makes it worth it. [Refinery 29]

Size Does Matter: “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Wine Just Got Bigger And Better

Size Does Matter: "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Wine Just Got Bigger And Better

Warning: I will try and refrain from making continuous size and girth puns while writing this post.

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” wine has been on the market for a few years now, but E.L. James, the author of the book series, has upped the ante for those of us who fancy a … bigger specimen. Now, E.L.’s very own Red Satin blend, inspired by the romance and passion between the trilogy’s main characters, Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey, will be offered in a limited edition, 3-liter bottle. Equal in volume to four standard wine bottles, the “Fifty Shades of Grey” Red Satin Collector’s Edition includes a hand-engraved bottle painted by artisans in Napa Valley, California, and is hand-dipped in a red hot wax seal. FANCY. Keep reading »

Watch Old People React To The “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Trailer, Read Scenes From Book

Watch Old People React To '50 Shades Of Grey' Trailer, Read Scenes From Book
LOL

Warning: What you are about to see is equal parts hilarious and uncomfortable. YouTubers The Fine Bros have corralled a bunch of elders and forced them to watch the trailer for “Fifty Shades of Grey,” which left some squeamish and others completely intrigued. My favorite commentator is the lady who refers to the movie subject as “the s-word” (because apparently saying ‘sex’ is filthy?) and the dude who says he’ll go see the movie because “when I saw that her mouth was taped, that was enough for me.” Just prepare yourselves to watch folks your grandparents’ ages talking about getting it on, and enjoy.

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Spoilers: Official Chocolate For Film Release — Tie Up Your Taste Buds!

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“Fifty Shades of Grey” is an international phenomenon. Author E.L. James created a perfect guilty secret in the form of the titular Christian Grey and his sex-mate Anastasia Steele. Hollywood scooped up the book trilogy and created a neo-erotic “9½ Weeks” starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson as Christian and Anastasia. Frenetic fans will have to wait until mid-2015 for the film’s official cinematic release, but at least they’ll have some chocolate to tide them over. Read more on Celeb Dirty Laundry…

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