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Do Not Want: Fifty Shades Of Grey Teddy Bear

This must stop. “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” be it the book or the movie, must stop ruining the world. I know that it’s natural to want to sell merchandise related to a phenomenon because MONEY. A Fifty Shades sex toy kit? I can make a snarky remark about the Twitchy Palm Paddle. I can wonder if it might bring someone more pleasure/pain than a regular paddle. And then I can call it a day. But a Christian Grey teddy bear? I must draw the line at a kinky teddy bear. Keep reading »

Valentine’s Day Lingerie For Every Kind Of Couple

  • Yogis rejoice. These skills from your practice will also benefit your sex life. [Em & Lo]
  • Guys, here are some great Valentine’s Day gifts for her. No, chocolates from the gas station are not gonna cut it. [Modern Man]
  • Different couples, different lingerie needs. Check out some options. [PopSugar Love &Sex]
  • What the phrase “just sex” really means. [Your Tango] Keep reading »

Dakota Johnson Had No Trouble Filming Those “50 Shades Of Grey” Sex Scenes

“I don’t have any problem doing anything. The secret is I have no shame… Reading the book, I found myself more interested in the ways they were breaking each other down emotionally than the sex scenes. I think there’s a part of a woman that wants to be the thing that breaks a man down.”

Dakota Johnson (or shall we say, Anastasia Steele) opened up to Elle magazine about filming those intense sex scenes for the upcoming “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie. Apparently, it wasn’t too nerve-wracking for her to let it all go for the camera. It sounds like Johnson dug into the deeper aspects of her character’s romps with Christian Grey, which I hope means we can expect a movie that’s as complex and explorational as it is sexy. A girl can wish! PopSugar

“Fifty Shades Of Grey”‘s Year-Long Publicity Campaign Has Begun

Fifty Shades Of Grey's Year-Long Publicity Campaign Has Begun

Sure hope you’re not sick of hearing about the upcoming “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie, because the studio has only just begun it’s year-long campaign promoting the movie, which opens on Valentine’s Day 2015. Here is the film’s first post. Are you ready for the Red Room of Pain?

“Fifty Shades Of Grey” Stars Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan Film Their First Swoon-Worthy Scene

"Fifty Shades Of Grey" Stars Dakota Johnson & Jamie Dornan Film Their First Swoon-Worthy Scene

“Fifty Shades of Grey” costars Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan got up close and personal for Anastasia and Christian’s first semi-romantic scene on the set of “Fifty Shades of Grey.” It’s just a photo, but I’m sensing chemistry between these two actors and can’t wait to see what they do in the Red Room of Pain. (An aside: Am I the only person left on Earth who is still holding out hope that this movie is going to be good?) [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

The Fifty Shades Of Grey Lingerie Collection Is Tamer Than We Expected

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"Holy Crap!"

Fifty Shades Of Grey author E. L. James may not be the best writer, but the woman knows how to make a buck: last month she introduced Fifty Shades lingerie. The line is sold by Swedish retailer KappAhl and features undergarments and nightgowns in red, black and (of course) grey. As you can see in this elegant commercial for the Fifty Shades line, the looks are silky, classy and tame — Christian Grey would approve. It’s too bad KappAhl is only available in Europe. I hear they pair well with Fifty Shades Of Grey-themed wine and desserts — and nine months later, baby onesies. [KappAhlWall Street Journal]

James Franco’s Latest Work Involves Batman, Semen (NSFW)

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On the subject of James Franco, I have learned not to ask questions. For clarification: how many questions? None. Zero questions. Just go along with it. The provocative Mind of Franco has developed a new “work” (??) called “50 Shades of Batman and Robin,” which presumably involves elements of both the “50 Shades” series and its S&M connotations and the beloved DC Comics superheroes Batman & Robin. The artist introduced his latest release on Facebook today in the form of two images. The first, depicting a shirtless man (likely Franco himself) and his nipples in a Batman costume and bondage restraints, is fairly tame by Franco standards. But the second photo … well, it’s a lot. Or a load, rather. Keep reading »

First Look: Jamie Dornan & Dakota Johnson Get Heated On The Set Of “Fifty Shades Of Grey”

“You’re a virgin?” he breathes. I nod, flushing again. He closes his eyes and looks to be counting to ten. When he opens them again, he’s angry, glaring at me. “Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?”

I don’t know if that’s the scene “Fifty Shades Of Grey” stars Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are filming, but it is so much more fun to look at photos of them onset and imagine the shitty bits of dialogue coming out of their mouths. Can’t wait for all 90+ minutes to hit theaters! See a few more pics after the jump… [Photos: Fame/Flynet] Keep reading »

Professors Tested Fifty Shades Of Grey Library Book & Discovered It Has Herpes

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Everyone makes fun of me at the office for being a germophobe. But read this story and tell me I’m wrong: professors in Belgium ran toxicology and bacteriology tests on library books and found that Fifty Shades Of Grey had the herpes virus. Oh, yes. The two profs checked out the 10 most borrowed books in the Antwerp library to test them for germs and drugs. Not only did the E..L. James BDSM erotica have traces of herpes, but they also found traces of cocaine on every single other book. Relax, though: you won’t get a contact high or a persistent vaginal itch from any of these books because the concentrations of both were so minimal. (Just to be safe, Belgians, you could always wear condoms on your hands while reading!) Let’s talk about the appropriate way to use library books, people. Tip #1: DON’T GIVE YOUR LIBRARY BOOKS STDS.  [TIME]

“Fifty Shades” Fanfic Makes BDSM Fantasy Out Of Rihanna And Chris Brown Abuse

Chris Brown and Rihanna

I have just one word for “author” J. Lola: taste. In this context, it is defined as the ability to make discerning judgments about aesthetic, artistic, and intellectual matters, and this J. Lola here has approximately none of it. Lola’s e-book, “Fifty Shades of Sin,” will run you 99 cents for your Amazon Kindle and, oh, just about an eternity in the sulfurous pit of hell. The “Fifty Shades of Grey” fan fiction (no, really?) is summarized as follows. I’ll let you connect the dots. Keep reading »

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