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A Field Guide To Ryan Gosling’s Look-A-Likes

Oh, blessed day! Today we celebrate the birth of my number one fantasy boo, Mr. Ryan Gosling, who turns 33 years young. Hallelujah! And let me be clear — no matter what you may have heard, there can only be one Ryan Gosling. But that doesn’t mean others haven’t tried. Over the years, a number of so-called Gosling doppelgangers have tried to ride on my man’s coattails. Click onward for this field guide to Ryan Gosling lookalikes…

Frisky Field Guide: 8 Natural Enemies Of Big Boobs

I have big boobs. I’ve always had big boobs. As I’ve mentioned before, there are a lot of reasons big boobs are awesome. There are also a lot of reasons big boobs are kind of a pain. For example, every time I fall in love with a cute dress, only to realize that, due to super thin straps or strategically placed cutouts, there’s no way I can wear a bra with it. Sigh. Back on the rack it goes. From ill-fitting clothing to crowded subway cars, click through for eight natural enemies of big boobs and the blessed/cursed women who have them…

Near-Death By Boobs
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Big Boobs Rule!
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Is It Friday Yet? A Field Guide To Terrible Office Humor

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Last week, I had my friend Katelyn over to spend the day co-working at my house. Usually I work from home alone, which I don’t mind, but I was thrilled to have a coworker for the day, and immediately regaled her with some of the worst workplace jokes I had collected from the years I spent working in traditional offices. “Damn, is it Friday yet?” I groaned as I walked to the kitchen to get more coffee. ”Why are you talking like that?” she asked with genuine concern, and suddenly I realized Katelyn had never had a desk job. She had no idea about novelty coffee mugs and perfectly timed staff meeting zingers. It was quite possible she had never come down with a nasty case of the Mondays.

I spent the rest of the day schooling her on the basics of office humor, and decided that it would probably be prudent to compile all the worst office joke genres in one place. Whether you’re new to the subject or have been honing your “Give me coffee and nobody gets hurt” material for years, read on for a comprehensive field guide to 9-5 humor…

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Father’s Day Field Guide: Dad Music

Father's Day!
Everything you need for a happy Father's Day. Read More »
Father Figures
Any man can be a father figure. Read More »
Music Taste
What your favorite band/singer says about YOU. Read More »

Most dads–even the weird ones–have one thing in common: their taste in music. After being lectured about the underrated glory of certain bands and seeing them go crazy with their steering wheel drum solos while driving us to soccer practice, we feel we have a pretty good sense of the “Dad Music” genre, and we thought it was time to document it. Check out our Dad Music Field Guide, after the jump! Keep reading »

Field Guide: Riff Raff The Rapper

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Field Guide: Bon Iver
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If you are reading the Internet right now, which you are, you’ve probably heard a bit of hullabaloo surrounding a rap character named Riff Raff. Up until a couple of days ago, I thought Riff Raff was cartoon cat Heathcliff’s pesky nemesis. And I was right! But also wrong, because the Riff Raff people are freaking out about is actually a guy named Jody Christian. Annnnd you might have seen him before, if you are an incurable fan of reality TV.

That’s because Jody Christian was a contestant on “From Gs to Gents,” that weird MTV show where P. Diddy’s butler dude Farnsworth Bentley tried to turn the lives of some hardcore ne’erdowells around. Good luck with that. Keep reading »

Hemsworth/Evans/Pine: A Field Guide To Hot Chrises

The recent wave of hot superhero/sci-fi actors named Chris has our heads spinning a little bit. Let’s see … there’s Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pine, and Chris Evans. They’ve all got incredible physiques, dirty blonde hair, and piercing eyes. We’re constantly mixing them up, so we thought it was time to come up with a Hot Chris Field Guide to help tell them apart. Click through to get the lowdown on each Chris, and feel free to print out this post and keep it in your wallet for easy reference …

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