• Your Tango got to the bottom of why men really enjoy oral sex. [Your Tango]—You know, I expected the responses to be something like: “Duh, it feels good.” But I can see how a man would feel accepted and even more intimate from fellatio.
• And that’s not all! Men have nipples. You have permission to touch them. But here’s how to do it right.  [Em & Lo]
• Poland passed a law recently that makes chemical castration mandatory for some pedophiles upon release from prison. [Reuters]

It’s comforting to know that even if I were fired from my job during these tough economic times and couldn’t find a way to make a living, I could still wake up every morning and call myself an artist. This woman does! She performed fellatio on a microphone during a performance art exhibit! It’s rather symphonic—I wonder if she considers herself a musician too? [Via Buzzfeed]