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Drag Queens Endorse Anti-Gay Chick Fil-A, Hilariously

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Chick Fil-A is kind of a conservative fast food company that, besides closing every Sunday to observe the Lord’s day, has also generously donated to anti-gay groups in the past. But should that stop a bunch of drag queens from enjoying a bunch of delicious fried chicken? Hell to the no. That’s why this Wilson Phillips ripoff group decided to sing a special ode to the fast food chain. The chorus? “Someday somebody’s gonna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry, but no girl, Chick Fil-A say you’re gonna make the baby Jesus cry.” Also, will somebody reveal to me the secrets of incredible drag queen airbrush makeup techniques? These ladies look fierce. [Buzzfeed]

See How Your French Fries Are Aging

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In a completely unofficial and gross experiment, one brave (or bored?) Redditor put McDonald’s and KFC fries in airtight jars for three years just to see how they would age. Well, no doubt Mickey D’s fries have better genes. Or do they? The French fry researcher points out that “this test is meaningless [because] too many variables are unknown to make any sort of call.” Fry guy goes on to say, “If anything, I’d be more afraid of the KFC fries because this indicates they might have been contaminated with bacteria or mold or were improperly cooked.” But wait, does the lack of mold fur on the Mickey D’s batch mean that there was some kind of crazy synthetic chemical that they’re treated with? Never mind. I don’t want to know. It doesn’t matter. I’m never eating fast food French fries again. [The Daily What]

Fast Food Fashion

This fashion editorial from Pilot magazine, shot by photographer Guy Coombes, is making us never want to eat fast food ever again. Ever. [Show Us Your Stache] Keep reading »

Miss Turkey Shills For Carl’s Jr.’s Turkey Burger


Among what I’m sure are the many honors of Miss Turkey Gizem Memiç, the face of Carl’s Jr.’s turkey burger is surely on top. In Carl’s Jr.’s latest commercial, Miss Turkey shills for the fast food joint’s turkey burgers in stiletto heels, a pageant sash and a custom-made bikini with little turkey burgers printed on it. While Carl’s Jr. commercials are always gratuitously frat-tastic — boobs! fried meat! blowjob imagery! — I have to admit that bikini is pretty awesome. Congratulations, Carl’s Jr., you made a commercial that’s approaching slightly tasteful. [YouTube via Styleite] Keep reading »

Trust Us, You Really, REALLY Don’t Want To Eat That Chicken Nugget

Despite seeing the horrors of the fast food industry in “Food Inc” and “Fast Food Nation,” we must admit that once in a very great while, we say “F**k it,” and stuff our face with a Big Mac while forcing ourselves to think of happy images of unicorns and dancing polar bears—anything but processed meat and slaughterhouses. But after learning about the following, we think even the annual Micky D’s trip will have to come to an end. The above picture is what your raw chicken nuggets look like. And as if it wasn’t gross enough that the goo looks like strawberry ice cream, we then learned this: Keep reading »

Soda And Chicken Nuggets All In One Handy Device

Sure, on the one hand, it might seem gross to keep your chicken nuggets where you keep your soda. But on the other hand: THINK OF THE CONVENIENCE! You can drink soda and shovel nuggets down your gullet with one hand, while you fondle your TV’s remote control with the other! This new invention, called the Col-Pop, is the latest in awesome snackology, and it was designed by a South Korean fast-food joint called BBQ Chicken. Hopefully it’s coming our way soon. [Serious Eats] Keep reading »

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