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Michelle Obama’s Version Of Heaven Is The McDonalds Drive-Thru

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Michelle Obama spoke to the Department of Health and Human Services yesterday afternoon. Relax, the clip above is not at all boring. It’s Michy talking about how she relied on fast food when she was working and raising Sasha and Malia, and comparing the drive-thru to heaven. She’s kind of hilarious. More »


Quick Pic: Get Your Claws Into Some Fast Food

Fast food and acrylic nails — two things that aren’t doing women any favors. [Offbeat Earth via BuzzFeed] … More »


Girl’s Family Sues KFC For $8 Million Over Brain Damage

Four years ago, Australian girl Monika Sumaan ate a “Chicken Twister” from a KFC and, boy, did it really did twist her life up. The day after her fast food excursion, she got violently ill. Turns out that she got salmonella poisoning from the bad meat, and it’s caused her serious brain damage. Now that… More »


Get Fat At Home—Recipes For Fast Food Favorites

Skip the drive to the Golden Arches. Tell the Colonel he can shove it. Yo quiero Taco Bell…at home. All you need to recreate many of your fast food orders in your own kitchen is the new book, “America’s Most Wanted Recipes: Delicious Recipes From Your Family’s Favorite Restaurants.” Yeah, seriously. KFC’s secret ingredient unveiled,… More »


What Tastes Better: A-Holes Or B-Holes?

North Carolina does not like A-holes … or B-holes. Several NC media companies have their panties in a twist over a new Hardee’s ad and are refusing to run the hilarious/suggestive ad which asks whether people prefer the taste of A-holes or B-holes. But get your mind out of the butt-er. (Ha!) I’m… More »


Happy 30th Birthday To The Happy Meal!

Thirty years ago, McDonald’s made one of the best marketing moves ever when it launched the Happy Meal. The kids staple with a toy inside has remained a consumer staple for three full decades. Over the years, the Happy Meal hasn’t just lured in children, but adults looking to collect toys. I for sure remember… More »


“There’s A Condom In My French Fries” And Six Other Very Unhappy Meals.

It was a sad day for a seven-year-old girl in Switzerland. She got more than a prize in her McDonald’s Happy Meal—allegedly, she found a condom in her french fries. Cops are investigating how the condiment got there and if it contained any … special sauce. [MSNBC] — I’ll think I’ll stick to ketchup. This… More »


Sex Can Sell Anything, Even Fast Food

This Arby’s commercial always makes us laugh, and it kind of puts us in the mood for some of those yummy curly fries. But isn’t it strange that sexually charged ads can sell fast food? There is nothing attractive about the gross feeling you get after eating a cheeseburger and a large fry. More »


Quickies: Own A Chunk Of Scarlett Johannson’s Snot

Scarlett Johannson’s boogers and snot are worth thousands. She’s auctioning off her dirty mucas filled tissue on eBay for charity. [PerezHilton]
The Screen Actors Guild Award nominations were announced today. Our favorite couple Brad and Angie both picked up nods. Check out the full list. [CNN]
Betsey Johnson might be doing a “recession-friendly” More »


Dealbreaker: The Junk Food Junkie

Food is one of the great joys of life. Or it is for most people. And when I say “most people”, I mean me.

For my ex, food was fuel, nothing more – something to be burped down between video games, beer-drinking sessions and advancing his engineering career. While studying for his degree, his… More »


Quickies!: Sex In An Auto Made Comfy

Sex in a car can be extremely awkward. Here are some tips to make the experience comfortable and pleasurable. [Dear Sugar]
Hallelujah! A low-calorie margarita does exist. [College Candy]
Beef up your booty with a booty bra. [Tango]
Fast food and beer go together like a hand in a glove, but did you know some… More »


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