This fashion editorial from Pilot magazine, shot by photographer Guy Coombes, is making us never want to eat fast food ever again. Ever. [Show Us Your Stache] Keep reading »
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Miss Turkey Shills For Carl’s Jr.’s Turkey Burger
Among what I’m sure are the many honors of Miss Turkey Gizem Memiç, the face of Carl’s Jr.’s turkey burger is surely on top. In Carl’s Jr.’s latest commercial, Miss Turkey shills for the fast food joint’s turkey burgers in stiletto heels, a pageant sash and a custom-made bikini with little turkey burgers printed on it. While Carl’s Jr. commercials are always gratuitously frat-tastic — boobs! fried meat! blowjob imagery! — I have to admit that bikini is pretty awesome. Congratulations, Carl’s Jr., you made a commercial that’s approaching slightly tasteful. [YouTube via Styleite] Keep reading »
Trust Us, You Really, REALLY Don’t Want To Eat That Chicken Nugget
Despite seeing the horrors of the fast food industry in “Food Inc” and “Fast Food Nation,” we must admit that once in a very great while, we say “F**k it,” and stuff our face with a Big Mac while forcing ourselves to think of happy images of unicorns and dancing polar bears—anything but processed meat and slaughterhouses. But after learning about the following, we think even the annual Micky D’s trip will have to come to an end. The above picture is what your raw chicken nuggets look like. And as if it wasn’t gross enough that the goo looks like strawberry ice cream, we then learned this: Keep reading »
Soda And Chicken Nuggets All In One Handy Device
Sure, on the one hand, it might seem gross to keep your chicken nuggets where you keep your soda. But on the other hand: THINK OF THE CONVENIENCE! You can drink soda and shovel nuggets down your gullet with one hand, while you fondle your TV’s remote control with the other! This new invention, called the Col-Pop, is the latest in awesome snackology, and it was designed by a South Korean fast-food joint called BBQ Chicken. Hopefully it’s coming our way soon. [Serious Eats] Keep reading »
The Crazy Gross Sandwiches Need To Stop
This is Burger King’s new Pizza Burger. It is four “flame-broiled” beef patties topped with mozzarella and pepperoni and served on a nine-inch sesame seed bun. It clocks in at 2,520 calories, but Burger King, ever so concerned about the diets of American citizens, insists that it is meant to be shared. When your new menu offering comes with what is essentially a warning, there is a problem. “Not intended for one person!” “Do not eat alone!” Do. Not. Want. Keep reading »
Wendy’s Training Videos Are Straight Up On The R&B Tip
Everyone’s sat through a mundane office training video at one point or another — but we bet your training videos were nothing like this. In this incredible video from fast-food chain Wendy’s, hot drink serving tips are set to a funky R&B beat. And don’t worry — there’s an equally funky and informative video on cold drinks, too. Paging Boyz II Men and SWV, please. [Art Fag City] Keep reading »
Woman Can’t Get McNuggets And Goes Nuts
If you need anymore proof that there is something other than chicken in McDonald’s McNuggets, look no further than Melodi Dushane. Melodi went through the fast food drive-thru at 6:30 in the morning hoping to get some of Mickey D’s famous chicken morsels. When she found out that the restaurant was only serving breakfast, her reaction was something a bit more violent than just accepting the fact that 6:30 a.m. is not ideal McNugget-munching time. Instead, Melodi thought assaulting the employee until the food appeared was a much better idea. Keep reading »
Michelle Obama’s Version Of Heaven Is The McDonalds Drive-Thru
Michelle Obama spoke to the Department of Health and Human Services yesterday afternoon. Relax, the clip above is not at all boring. It’s Michy talking about how she relied on fast food when she was working and raising Sasha and Malia, and comparing the drive-thru to heaven. She’s kind of hilarious. Also, how does she make a sweater set look so good? Keep reading »
Quick Pic: Get Your Claws Into Some Fast Food
Fast food and acrylic nails — two things that aren’t doing women any favors. [Offbeat Earth via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Girl’s Family Sues KFC For $8 Million Over Brain Damage
Four years ago, Australian girl Monika Sumaan ate a “Chicken Twister” from a KFC and, boy, did it really did twist her life up. The day after her fast food excursion, she got violently ill. Turns out that she got salmonella poisoning from the bad meat, and it’s caused her serious brain damage. Now that she’s 11, she’s confined to a wheelchair with spastic quadriplegia. Her family is suing KFC for more than $8 million in damages. They’re in court as we speak. Keep reading »
