Posts tagged "fascinator"

Check Out Kate Middleton’s Vaginal Fascinator

Kate Middleton and Prince William were in Belgium this morning, attending a service at Le Memorial Interallie to commemorate the 100-year anniversary of World War I. Kate, who’s usually on point in the style department, showed up to the service wearing a beige coatdress and a hat that, I’m sorry, looks rather labial.

By: Katie Oldenburg / August 4, 2014

Do Not Want: Bird Splat Fascinator

Nordstrom is selling this as an oversized feather fascinator, but it looks more like the horrifying aftermath of a tropical bird/human collision to me. In fact, if I saw someone wearing this on the street or at a party, I would instruct them to lie down immediately, check for signs of a concussion, and put…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / February 21, 2012

Halloween Inspiration Board: Princess Beatrice & That Hat

This Halloween, feel like royalty! But Kate Middleton is so dull. Princess Beatrice is where it’s at! The hat she wore to Prince William and Kate’s nuptials took absolutely took the crown for most memorable. Luckily, all you really need for to pull off this costume is the fascinator in question — which we’ve found…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 25, 2011

Because I’m Crazy: My Fake Nails & Hair Weave Fascinator

So, a few weeks ago, when the Greatest Wedding of All Time happened and all those classy British people got to wear crazy things on their heads, I got a little bit obsessed with fascinators. You know, like the weird toilet seat cover Princess Beatrice wore, and then auctioned off. I had a dream, and…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 27, 2011

Princess Beatrice Is Auctioning Off Her Royal Wedding Fascinator For Charity

All our dreams are coming true! Princess Beatrice’s incredible, weird, Octupus-on-the-head fascinator she wore to the Royal Wedding will be auctioned off in support of UNICEF and the charity Children in Crisis. The auction of the Philip Treacy-designed hat will launch soon on eBay. [People]…

By: Julie Gerstein / May 12, 2011

Put On Your Fascinators, We Have A Situation

Now we know what the heads of state wear on their heads in the situation room. It’s easier to think straight with a fascinator on. [The Daily What]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / May 5, 2011