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Check Out Kate Middleton’s Vaginal Fascinator

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Kim Kardashian Vagina
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Princess Beatrice fascinator photo
Princess Beatrice and other royal wedding guests in fascinators. Read More »
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Well Played: Kate Middleton
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Kate Middleton and Prince William were in Belgium this morning, attending a service at Le Memorial Interallie to commemorate the 100-year anniversary of World War I. Kate, who’s usually on point in the style department, showed up to the service wearing a beige coatdress and a hat that, I’m sorry, looks rather labial. Keep reading »

Do Not Want: Bird Splat Fascinator

Do Not Want: Stockings
These stockings give us the creepy-crawlies. Read More »
Muscle Leggings
Do! Not! Want! Read More »
Do Not Want: Keychain
A keychain...that comes with keys. Dumb. Read More »

Nordstrom is selling this as an oversized feather fascinator, but it looks more like the horrifying aftermath of a tropical bird/human collision to me. In fact, if I saw someone wearing this on the street or at a party, I would instruct them to lie down immediately, check for signs of a concussion, and put in a call to exotic animal control. [Feather fascinator, $58, Nordstrom]

Halloween Inspiration Board: Princess Beatrice & That Hat

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This Halloween, feel like royalty! But Kate Middleton is so dull. Princess Beatrice is where it’s at! The hat she wore to Prince William and Kate’s nuptials took absolutely took the crown for most memorable. Luckily, all you really need for to pull off this costume is the fascinator in question — which we’ve found — but to get the look from head to toe, add a creamy pink coat, matching shoes, and auburn wig. Get all the details for this ripped-from-the-headlines costume, after the jump! Keep reading »

Because I’m Crazy: My Fake Nails & Hair Weave Fascinator

So, a few weeks ago, when the Greatest Wedding of All Time happened and all those classy British people got to wear crazy things on their heads, I got a little bit obsessed with fascinators. You know, like the weird toilet seat cover Princess Beatrice wore, and then auctioned off. I had a dream, and in that dream, I was directed to make a fascinator myself. Out of fake nails and hair weave. Thirty dollars worth of supplies later (it takes a lot of money to look this cheap, as Dolly Parton says), voila! My hair creation has come to life. And this is why I don’t DIY. Keep reading »

Princess Beatrice Is Auctioning Off Her Royal Wedding Fascinator For Charity

All our dreams are coming true! Princess Beatrice’s incredible, weird, Octupus-on-the-head fascinator she wore to the Royal Wedding will be auctioned off in support of UNICEF and the charity Children in Crisis. The auction of the Philip Treacy-designed hat will launch soon on eBay. [People] Keep reading »

Put On Your Fascinators, We Have A Situation

Now we know what the heads of state wear on their heads in the situation room. It’s easier to think straight with a fascinator on. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

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