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Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Used Farts As A Weapon

It’s not often that I’m impressed by a man’s physical abilities. But Guy Who Farted So Loud Your Neighbor Pulled A Gun On You, you, my friend, have some major…

Julie Gerstein | June 27, 2012 - 12:40 pm

5 Common Types Of Female Farts

Allow me to be all at once bold and competitive: I’ve got the worst gas of anyone you’ve ever met. If society was somehow different, and my … gift, let’s…

Sara Barron | March 8, 2012 - 12:00 pm

The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Advice Question Ever (Farts Involved)

Meet “So Incredibly Humiliated,” a woman whose relationship threatens to collapse on its shaky foundations thanks to the most vile and villainous transgression of them all: farting. Yes, that’s right,…

Julie Gerstein | January 6, 2012 - 4:40 pm

An Open Letter To The Girl Who’s Auctioning Off Her Fart On Ebay

Dear kbug1978,

I am writing to express my admiration for the recent Ebay auction of your REAL Fart In A Jar. We all know what kind of havoc…

Ami Angelowicz | January 5, 2012 - 2:00 pm

The Top 10 Farts Of 2011

There are so many ways to measure a year. As the musical “Rent” asks, how do you measure in 525,600 minutes? In daylights? In sunsets? In midnights? In cups of…

Ami Angelowicz | December 20, 2011 - 9:00 am

Would You Use A Fart Neutralizing Pad?

OK, so we’ve all had the burning sensation in our stomachs and bowels when you know you’ve got to let a big fart go, and it’s definitely going to be…

Annika Harris | September 19, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Mandles: Candles For The Man Who Likes A Room That Smells Like Fart

I’m not going to be shy about this. I’m a big supporter of the idea that men should have man things. Their own style underpants. Their man caves. Their awful…

Susannah Breslin | June 1, 2010 - 2:40 pm

Better Marriage Blanket Will Save Your Marriage By Repressing Farts

The divorce rate in this country is way too high, period. Many marriages break apart due to financial problems, work-related stresses, the hectic nature of raising children, and…

Susannah Breslin | April 30, 2010 - 1:10 pm
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