Posts tagged "farts"

Did Taylor Swift Fart At The VMAs? An Investigation

Beans, beans, the magical fruit…

Megan Reynolds | September 1, 2015 - 4:00 pm

TGIF! Here’s A Video Of Rihanna Farting In A Bath Tub

Bitch better have some Beano.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 29, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Girl Talk: On Farting And Feminism

In my new book, The Harm in Asking, one of the chapters, “The Boogie Rhythm,” is dedicated entirely to the topic of farting. To be a bit more specific, it…

Sara Barron | March 27, 2014 - 2:00 pm

10 Possible Reactions To Your Own Farts (in GIFs)

So, you farted. You’re human. It happens. The question now is how you’re going to react to the gaseous gift you just bestowed on the world. Depending on a variety…

The Frisky | March 21, 2014 - 10:00 am

Watch Olympic Figure Skater Jason Brown Fart His Way To A Bronze Medal

It’s hard to boycott the Olympics when the flatulence coverage is so riveting. Figure skater Jason Brown helped the United States win a bronze medal in Sochi, so you know…

Ami Angelowicz | February 13, 2014 - 11:20 am

Are Silent Farts Really More Deadly?

You know you’ve wondered. And lucky for us, there’s a video that answers that very question! Spoiler alert: Unless your audible farts are packing an excess of sulfur, your silent…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 16, 2013 - 9:00 am

Be My Pet: Gibson, The French Bulldog Frightened By Its Own Farts

I believe this video of of Gibson, the French bulldog who appears to be bewildered by the flatulence coming out of his own ass, counts as a Mercury retrograde reward.

Ami Angelowicz | July 2, 2013 - 4:30 pm

Women In Indonesian Province Have Been Banned From Farting

Update: The Wadiyan is an online satire newspaper that publishes fictional news reports with the intention of providing pure humour. And I did not know that. Never before have I been so

Ami Angelowicz | April 8, 2013 - 12:40 pm

I Need To Know Who Took This Cake Farting Gig

Only on Craigslist would you find a help wanted ad for a woman to fart on a birthday cake for $50. It’s already awkward to show up at a birthday…

Ami Angelowicz | February 4, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Chef Who Farted On All Of His Employees And Posted A Craigslist Ad To Announce It

Dear Farting Chef,

Food and farts! You sir, know how to make a lady swoon. Farting Chef, your Craigslist ad detailing the achievement of your three-month mission to…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2013 - 3:20 pm

Your Farts Will Never Smell Again!

There’s breaking news like Anderson Cooper coming out or ObamaCare being upheld by the Supreme Court, and then there’s breaking news that is way less important, but equally as impactful.

Ami Angelowicz | July 2, 2012 - 2:40 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Used Farts As A Weapon

It’s not often that I’m impressed by a man’s physical abilities. But Guy Who Farted So Loud Your Neighbor Pulled A Gun On You, you, my friend, have some major…

Julie Gerstein | June 27, 2012 - 12:40 pm

5 Common Types Of Female Farts

Allow me to be all at once bold and competitive: I’ve got the worst gas of anyone you’ve ever met. If society was somehow different, and my … gift, let’s…

Sara Barron | March 8, 2012 - 12:00 pm

The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Advice Question Ever (Farts Involved)

Meet “So Incredibly Humiliated,” a woman whose relationship threatens to collapse on its shaky foundations thanks to the most vile and villainous transgression of them all: farting. Yes, that’s right,…

Julie Gerstein | January 6, 2012 - 4:40 pm

An Open Letter To The Girl Who’s Auctioning Off Her Fart On Ebay

Dear kbug1978,

I am writing to express my admiration for the recent Ebay auction of your REAL Fart In A Jar. We all know what kind of havoc…

Ami Angelowicz | January 5, 2012 - 2:00 pm

The Top 10 Farts Of 2011

There are so many ways to measure a year. As the musical “Rent” asks, how do you measure in 525,600 minutes? In daylights? In sunsets? In midnights? In cups of…

Ami Angelowicz | December 20, 2011 - 9:00 am

Would You Use A Fart Neutralizing Pad?

OK, so we’ve all had the burning sensation in our stomachs and bowels when you know you’ve got to let a big fart go, and it’s definitely going to be…

Annika Harris | September 19, 2011 - 3:40 pm

Mandles: Candles For The Man Who Likes A Room That Smells Like Fart

I’m not going to be shy about this. I’m a big supporter of the idea that men should have man things. Their own style underpants. Their man caves. Their awful…

Susannah Breslin | June 1, 2010 - 2:40 pm

Better Marriage Blanket Will Save Your Marriage By Repressing Farts

The divorce rate in this country is way too high, period. Many marriages break apart due to financial problems, work-related stresses, the hectic nature of raising children, and…

Susannah Breslin | April 30, 2010 - 1:10 pm