Posts tagged "farting"

Pork Product Company Fires Man For Farting At Work

Case Pork Roll Co., one of New Jersey’s leading pork product makers who produces that famous New Jersey “Taylor ham” is being sued by the wife of an employee who…

Katrin Higher | October 3, 2015 - 12:30 pm

TGIF! Here’s A Video Of Rihanna Farting In A Bath Tub

Bitch better have some Beano.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | May 29, 2015 - 4:00 pm

10 Totally Foul Fart Crimes

Passing gas is a natural, normal and completely uncontrollable bodily function. So how is it that so many people are arrested in fart-related incidents? Think I’m talking out of my ass? Hardly!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 22, 2014 - 9:00 am

Woman Punches Man After He Farts In Her Face

Well, this stinks. Jessica Annette Cerney was minding her own business, laying on the couch at home in Myrtle Beach, when Darrell Ray McKnight — presumably a friend or acquaintance…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | August 21, 2014 - 9:33 am

Girl Talk: On Farting And Feminism

In my new book, The Harm in Asking, one of the chapters, “The Boogie Rhythm,” is dedicated entirely to the topic of farting. To be a bit more specific, it…

Sara Barron | March 27, 2014 - 2:00 pm

It’s Not Over Until The Opera Singer Farts

Nashville Opera Company mezzo-soprano Amy Herbst will not be hitting high notes anytime soon. The singer claims that a botched routine episiotomy during childbirth left her unable to perform without farting…

Ami Angelowicz | January 28, 2014 - 12:20 pm

Are Silent Farts Really More Deadly?

You know you’ve wondered. And lucky for us, there’s a video that answers that very question! Spoiler alert: Unless your audible farts are packing an excess of sulfur, your silent…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 16, 2013 - 9:00 am

Portrait Of A Fartist As A Young Man

If you read Dan Savage’s column or listen to his podcast, you know that pretty much any kind of fetish you could imagine exists. Armpits, nostrils, muddy shoes. You name…

Ami Angelowicz | July 30, 2013 - 9:20 am

“Maybe I Was Trying To Light A Fart,” Says Man Accused Of Taking Photo Up Woman’s Skirt

His alibi stinks. A British man accused of trying to take a photo under a woman’s skirt suggested that he could have been trying to “light her fart” on fire, the…

Huffington Post Weird News | June 3, 2013 - 3:45 pm

6 Farting Techniques For Women

Yesterday, Amelia gifted me a book that she knew would be everything to me. The Fart Tootorial: Farting Fundamentals, Master Blaster Techniques, & The Complete Toot Taxonomy was all that…

Ami Angelowicz | May 23, 2013 - 10:00 am

Dating Don’ts: How Open Should You Be About Bodily Functions?

The Frisky HQ is under construction for the next couple of days so I was planning on working from home. Then yesterday, my internet crapped out and I found myself…

Ami Angelowicz | April 16, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Be My Boyfriend: Man Issued Formal Warning For Farting Too Much At Work

Dear 38-Year-Old Anonymous Man,

You must be dying of embarrassment right now after receiving a five-page, formal letter of reprimand from your employer accusing you of “uncontrollable flatulence”…

Ami Angelowicz | December 27, 2012 - 11:40 am

5 Common Types Of Female Farts

Allow me to be all at once bold and competitive: I’ve got the worst gas of anyone you’ve ever met. If society was somehow different, and my … gift, let’s…

Sara Barron | March 8, 2012 - 12:00 pm

The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Advice Question Ever (Farts Involved)

Meet “So Incredibly Humiliated,” a woman whose relationship threatens to collapse on its shaky foundations thanks to the most vile and villainous transgression of them all: farting. Yes, that’s right,…

Julie Gerstein | January 6, 2012 - 4:40 pm

An Open Letter To The Girl Who’s Auctioning Off Her Fart On Ebay

Dear kbug1978,

I am writing to express my admiration for the recent Ebay auction of your REAL Fart In A Jar. We all know what kind of havoc…

Ami Angelowicz | January 5, 2012 - 2:00 pm

The Top 10 Farts Of 2011

There are so many ways to measure a year. As the musical “Rent” asks, how do you measure in 525,600 minutes? In daylights? In sunsets? In midnights? In cups of…

Ami Angelowicz | December 20, 2011 - 9:00 am

Whoopi Goldberg Blew A Little Frog Out Of Her Butt On “The View”

The best farting moments are ones that A) occur at inappropriate moments (like when Claire Danes is talking about identity), B) are acknowledged by the farter, and C) are referred…

Ami Angelowicz | December 16, 2011 - 2:20 pm

Mind Of Man: In Defense Of Fart Jokes

There are plenty of things men don’t understand about women. Like why you insist on leaving the toilet seat down. Or buy candles that smell like food. Or give pointers

John DeVore | December 14, 2011 - 12:00 pm

The Gas They Pass: 13 Farting Female Celebs

Poor Nancy Grace is having a tough go of it on “Dancing With The Stars.” First her nipple slipped out of her dress and now she’s being accused of letting…

Ami Angelowicz | October 5, 2011 - 3:00 pm

Would You Use A Fart Neutralizing Pad?

OK, so we’ve all had the burning sensation in our stomachs and bowels when you know you’ve got to let a big fart go, and it’s definitely going to be…

Annika Harris | September 19, 2011 - 3:40 pm