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15 Imagined Flavors Served At Farrah Abraham’s New Frozen Yogurt Shop

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The first thought that popped in my head when I heard about Farrah Abraham opening up her own frozen yogurt shop was “everybody steer clear of anything cream-flavored.” I’m not sure why Farrah, the “Teen Mom” who’s starred in sex tapes like “Backdoor Teen Mom” and “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More” feels the need to venture into the froyo biz, although she did tell us a while back that she was hoping to attend culinary school and pursue “other culinary business endeavors,” so I assume this is one of those endeavors. Until the doors to her Austin, Texas shop open, we’ve come up with some froyo flavors that one might expect from Farrah’s FroCo Fresh Frozen. Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Is Opening A Froyo Shop And Her Logo “Coba The Poppin’ Boba” Is Beyond Creepy

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Where to start with this one? Farrah Abraham, erotic novelist and star of such films as “Backdoor Teen Mom” and several seasons of “16 & Pregnant,” is opening her own frozen yogurt shop in Austin, Texas. Starcasm has the “exclusive” story on this gamechanger: Froco Fresh Frozen will be a “family-friendly” eatery, many of the foods will be Greek yogurt-based, and it is opening on October 1st. Also, their graphic design budget for the logo looks to have been about $25, tops. That’s the brand’s creepy logo, a bug-eyed critter named Coba The Poppin’ Boba. First of all, I had to Google the word “boba” to find out that it’s another term for bubble tea — which doesn’t explain why Coba The Poppin’ Boba is at a frozen yogurt shop, but I guess whatever, right? The important thing is that Farrah’s singing/vagina mold career was not lucrative and girlfriend is grasping at straws. Bubble tea straws. I wonder if James Deen is invited to the opening? (Probably not.) [Starcasm via WetPaint]

The Best & Worst Of Farrah Abraham’s Erotic Novel, In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape)

The Best & Worst Of Farrah Abraham's Erotic Novel, In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape)

Farrah Abraham excels at being a celebrity, if our working definition is someone who finds a way to keep themselves in the news no matter what. The former ”Teen Mom” star, singer, and tomato sauce social messenger has now parlayed her much-hyped Vivid sex tapes with porn It Boy James Deen, “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” and “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More,” into an erotic novel trilogy based around them. The first book, In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape), which will be published July 1st, comes with a disclaimer at the front of the first book by publisher Ellora’s Cave CEO Patty Marks stating that it “has been carefully written, edited and proofread to ensure that the book has not revealed any actual occurrences or business practices that have not already been publicly revealed or acknowledged.” Perhaps this was a nod to the legal warnings Vivid has supposedly sent her; in the book, the porn company is called HALE’O and is owned by Schmite Hale (who has the same initials as Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch). Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Cut From New Season Of “Teen Mom”

Behold, Farrah Abraham’s Erotic Novel Cover Revealed!

Behold, Farrah Abraham's Erotic Novel Cover Revealed!

Farrah Abraham is many things. She’s a teen mom. She’s on “Teen Mom.” She’s the only single cast member of VH1′s series “Couples Therapy.” She’s a wildly successful two-time porn star. She’s a singer. She’s a memoirist. And now she’s an erotic novelist, with the first book in her Celebrity Sex Tape erotica series set for release on July 1. And who better to model for the cover of In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape) (clever title, really) than Farrah herself! I can tell this is going to be a real page-turner. Check out the book’s description: Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Has A New Song (And Music Video) Called “Blowin’” — But It’s Not About That

Farrah Abraham Has A New Song (And Music Video) Called "Blowin'" -- But It's Not About That
This Song Is Not About Blow Jobs, Actually

LOL, pervs, why would you think this song is about blowjobsClearly Farrah is warbling about blowing away all her haters with her incredible vocal stylings and cockroach-like determination to stay in the spotlight. DUH. Get your mind out of the gutter. It’s only Monday.

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