Posts tagged "farrah abraham"

Sad Trombone: No One Wants To Buy Farrah Abraham’s DNA For Some Reason

Don’t worry though! You can still purchase it for $49.99.

Robyn Pennacchia | October 8, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Farrah Abraham Hopes You’ll Take A Sexy Selfie With Her Inflatable Sex Doll

So far, in 2015, more people have died from unfortunate selfie accidents than have died from shark attacks. I don’t personally find that surprising given that more people die of…

Robyn Pennacchia | September 23, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Farrah Vs. Catelynn Drama Abounds On “Teen Mom” Premiere

And there were TEARS.

Claire Hannum | March 24, 2015 - 6:30 pm

Farrah Abraham Says Her Life Is “So Much Better” Than Her “Teen Mom” Costars

“I cater to making the world a better place.” Um..?

Claire Hannum | March 20, 2015 - 7:00 pm

Farrah Abraham’s New Lip Injections Are A Little Out Of Control

Farrah Abraham, former “Teen Mom” and backdoor superstar, just wanted her lips to look a little fuller, but it appears her back alley lip injectionist went a little overboard. Farrah…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 6, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Farrah Abraham Dressed Up As Elsa From “Frozen” To Hawk Her New Sex Toy Line

Farrah Abraham is a national treasure. Remember how the “Teen Mom” has a sex toy line, specifically fuckable molds of her vagina and butthole? Well, the launch party was this…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 30, 2014 - 3:30 pm

15 Imagined Flavors Served At Farrah Abraham’s New Frozen Yogurt Shop

The first thought that popped in my head when I heard about Farrah Abraham opening up her own frozen yogurt shop was “everybody steer clear of anything cream-flavored.” I’m not…

Katie Oldenburg | July 10, 2014 - 9:00 am

Farrah Abraham Is Opening A Froyo Shop And Her Logo “Coba The Poppin’ Boba” Is Beyond Creepy

Where to start with this one? Farrah Abraham, erotic novelist and star of such films as “Backdoor Teen Mom” and several seasons of “16 & Pregnant,” is opening her own…

Jessica Wakeman | July 9, 2014 - 1:30 pm

The Best & Worst Of Farrah Abraham’s Erotic Novel, In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape)

Farrah Abraham excels at being a celebrity, if our working definition is someone who finds a way to keep themselves in the news no matter what. The former “Teen Mom” star,…

Rachel Kramer Bussel | June 11, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Farrah Abraham Cut From New Season Of “Teen Mom”

Farrah Abraham has been cut from a fifth series of “Teen Mom” because the other young women refused to appear with her. MTV agreed that the porn actress sets…

Jessica Wakeman | May 7, 2014 - 10:30 am

Behold, Farrah Abraham’s Erotic Novel Cover Revealed!

Farrah Abraham is many things. She’s a teen mom. She’s on “Teen Mom.” She’s the only single cast member of VH1’s series “Couples Therapy.” She’s a wildly successful two-time porn

Amelia McDonell-Parry | April 2, 2014 - 4:30 pm

Farrah Abraham Has A New Song (And Music Video) Called “Blowin'” — But It’s Not About That

LOL, pervs, why would you think this song is about blowjobsClearly Farrah is warbling about blowing away all her haters with her incredible vocal stylings and cockroach-like determination to stay in…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | March 17, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Farrah Abraham Wanted An Abortion But Her Mom Said “That’s Not Going To Happen”

“She wanted to go get an abortion. … Then I turned to her and I just said, ‘We don’t believe in that. That’s a real person inside of you and…

Jessica Wakeman | February 21, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Farrah Abraham Is Trading Porn For Celibacy

On the heels of her just announced second porno, Farrah Abraham has declared that “sex isn’t what it used to be” and she’s going to be a virgin (again?)…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 12, 2014 - 6:30 pm

Here’s The Very NSFW Trailer For Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door And More” Porn

Gooooooooooood morrrrrrrrrning! I’m wide awake and ready to conquer the day because I’ve had three cups of coffee and watched the brand spankin’ new trailer for Vivid’s “Farrah 2: Backdoor and…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | February 12, 2014 - 9:30 am

Vivid To Release Another Farrah Abraham Porn, “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More”

She’s baa-aack:: Vivid Entertainment is releasing a second porn film with Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom,” this time called “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More.” No word on whether James…

Jessica Wakeman | February 7, 2014 - 10:30 am

Déjà Vu: Farrah Abraham Bends Over, Grabs Huge Ball

Backdoor queen Farrah Abraham gets warmed up for the big game by bending over and catching some balls. I’m talking about football. Obviously. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Ami Angelowicz | January 21, 2014 - 12:40 pm

Farrah Abraham Regrets Her Sex Tape With James Deen, Says It “Ruined” Her Life

“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money. If I went back in time, I would not…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | January 9, 2014 - 2:20 pm

Farrah Abraham Lands Her Prestigious Girls & Corpses Cover

“Barn Door Mom”? [slow clap] Farrah Abraham’s prestigious cover of Girls & Corpses magazine is here. Their web site states, “Due to the overwhelming response to our Volume 7 Winter…

Jessica Wakeman | October 2, 2013 - 11:40 am

Brace Yourself For A Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Sequel

We’re going to need something to watch while jacking off to a likeness of Farrah Abraham’s vagina. And honestly, we can only watch her backdoor sex tape so many times before…

Ami Angelowicz | September 24, 2013 - 11:20 am
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