“She wanted to go get an abortion. … Then I turned to her and I just said, ‘We don’t believe in that. That’s a real person inside of you and we don’t believe in killing. That’s not going to happen.’”
There are all kinds of examples of why some of the parents on “16 & Pregnant” and “Teen Mom” are awful people. But if Farrah Abraham had the abortion she apparently wanted to have, as her mother Debra Danielson revealed on “Couples Therapy”? That wouldn’t have been one of those reasons. A pregnant 16-year-old Farrah apparently wanted to terminate a surprise pregnancy and her mother told her “That’s not going to happen.” While it isn’t clear whether Danielson physically prevented her daughter from getting an abortion — Iowa state law stipulates that a parent or guardian must be notified 48 hours before an abortion — it’s obvious that Farrah’s mother exerted pressure in other ways that took the decision out of Farrah’s hands. She didn’t have much of a choice in parenthood. As Jezebel blogger Tracie Egan Morrissey writes about this “Couples Therapy” clip, you actually feel really sympathetic towards Farrah. In all honesty, I find Farrah’s mom truly scary for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is because Danielson doesn’t believe in “killing” a fetus but is A-OK with hitting her daughter in the presence of her infant grandchild. [Jezebel]
Gooooooooooood morrrrrrrrrning! I’m wide awake and ready to conquer the day because I’ve had three cups of coffee and watched the brand spankin’ new trailer for Vivid’s “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More,” the followup to Farrah Abraham’s NSFW cinematic debut, “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” (Watch the NSFW trailer after the jump.) “Farrah 2″ is supposedly new footage from a second porn shoot, probably shot around the same time as the first, also starring James Deen. Keep reading »
Backdoor queen Farrah Abraham gets warmed up for the big game by bending over and catching some balls. I’m talking about football. Obviously. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]
“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money. If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life. … Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see … was overwhelming. I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone.”
Welp, I sure am sorry Farrah Abraham regrets doing her infamous sex tape, er, professionally shot pornographic film with the industry’s biggest male star — but them’s the breaks, girl! Farrah continued to act like her porn with James Deen was accidentally released without her permission, even though every known fact disputes that claim, in a new interview with In Touch magazine. Keep reading »
“Barn Door Mom”? [slow clap] Farrah Abraham’s prestigious cover of Girls & Corpses magazine is here. Their web site states, “Due to the overwhelming response to our Volume 7 Winter Farrah Abraham issue, we are now taking pre-sale orders. So, order now, before they sell out. Ships December 1st.” Order now! Order now! Christmas is coming! [Girls & Corpses (NSFW) via ONTD]
We’re going to need something to watch while jacking off to a likeness of Farrah Abraham’s vagina. And honestly, we can only watch her backdoor sex tape so many times before getting bored. Vivid Entertainment CEO Steven Hirsch is allegedly frothing at the mouth for another Farrah Abraham porno. “We would love to work with Farrah again … The video continues to do exceptionally well! She really knows how to keep herself out there. The interest is there and we would love to do another tape,” he said. Yes, she very literally is keeping herself out there. Keep reading »
Oh my god, aren’t you excited? “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham is apparently looking to capitalize on the success of her sex tape with porn star James Deen by selling fuckable replicas of her lady parts. According to Radar Online, Abraham is releasing her own line of sex toys, and in addition to the pocket pussy, Farrah also had her surgically enhanced breasts molded as well. Cameras were there, naturally, and in the promotional video (watch it here), Farrah explains, “Hey, so I think I’m taking sex symbol to a whole new level today. I’m at Topco, which is, like, the fourth biggest in the nation adult toy sales manufacturer, So now I’m going to have a whole, like, sex line. People are going to jack off to me. This is crazy.”
Indeed. I have always wanted to know what goes into making a mold of one’s vulva — just kidding, no I haven’t — and this screenshot alone is providing me with LULZ for days. I must admit, while I don’t want a molded Farrah vag for sexual purposes, I would display one in my home as a conversation starter. Topco, hook it up! [Huffington Post; Radar Online]
Miami NewTimes: Do you consider yourself a feminist?
Farrah Abraham: I’m pretty feminine. I think so.
Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?
No, that’s not what I’m asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?
It’s a complicated concept, but I guess at it’s most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.
– Farrah Abraham — “Teen Mom,” porn star, memoirist, and feminine-ist. I mean, that’s what feminism is all about, isn’t it? Or does it mean, like, being a lesbian or some shit? I don’t know, this question is hard. [Miami NewTimes via Jezebel] [Image via Splash News]