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Behold, Farrah Abraham’s Erotic Novel Cover Revealed!

Behold, Farrah Abraham's Erotic Novel Cover Revealed!

Farrah Abraham is many things. She’s a teen mom. She’s on “Teen Mom.” She’s the only single cast member of VH1′s series “Couples Therapy.” She’s a wildly successful two-time porn star. She’s a singer. She’s a memoirist. And now she’s an erotic novelist, with the first book in her Celebrity Sex Tape erotica series set for release on July 1. And who better to model for the cover of In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape) (clever title, really) than Farrah herself! I can tell this is going to be a real page-turner. Check out the book’s description: Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Has A New Song (And Music Video) Called “Blowin’” — But It’s Not About That

Farrah Abraham Has A New Song (And Music Video) Called "Blowin'" -- But It's Not About That
This Song Is Not About Blow Jobs, Actually

LOL, pervs, why would you think this song is about blowjobsClearly Farrah is warbling about blowing away all her haters with her incredible vocal stylings and cockroach-like determination to stay in the spotlight. DUH. Get your mind out of the gutter. It’s only Monday.

Farrah Abraham Wanted An Abortion But Her Mom Said “That’s Not Going To Happen”

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Farrah Abraham Wanted An Abortion But Her Mom Said "That's Not Going To Happen"
"I don't believe in killing."

“She wanted to go get an abortion. … Then I turned to her and I just said, ‘We don’t believe in that. That’s a real person inside of you and we don’t believe in killing. That’s not going to happen.’”

There are all kinds of examples of why some of the parents on “16 & Pregnant” and “Teen Mom” are awful people. But if Farrah Abraham had the abortion she apparently wanted to have, as her mother Debra Danielson revealed on “Couples Therapy”? That wouldn’t have been one of those reasons. A pregnant 16-year-old Farrah apparently wanted to terminate a surprise pregnancy and her mother told her “That’s not going to happen.” While it isn’t clear whether Danielson physically prevented her daughter from getting an abortion — Iowa state law stipulates that a parent or guardian must be notified 48 hours before an abortion — it’s obvious that Farrah’s mother exerted pressure in other ways that took the decision out of Farrah’s hands. She didn’t have much of a choice in parenthood. As Jezebel blogger Tracie Egan Morrissey writes about this “Couples Therapy” clip, you actually feel really sympathetic towards Farrah. In all honesty, I find Farrah’s mom truly scary for a lot of reasons, not the least of which is because Danielson doesn’t believe in “killing” a fetus but is A-OK with hitting her daughter in the presence of her infant grandchild. [Jezebel]

Farrah Abraham Is Trading Porn For Celibacy

Farrah's Porn 2.0
Here's The Very NSFW Trailer For Farrah Abraham's "Back Door And More" Porn
Here's the trailer for the followup to "Back Door Teen Mom." Yay? Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »
  • On the heels of her just announced second porno, Farrah Abraham has declared that “sex isn’t what it used to be” and she’s going to be a virgin (again?) or a nun. Okay boo. [Celebuzz]
  • Okay, Lady Gaga must be seriously desperate to raise sales for her latest album, ArtPop, because she’s hired “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” to appear in her next super-secret music video. [The Stir]
  • Kristen Stewart apparently writes poetry on the side and shared one of her pieces with Marie Claire. It’s … meh. [Evil Beet Gossip] Keep reading »

Here’s The Very NSFW Trailer For Farrah Abraham’s “Back Door And More” Porn

Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »
Here's The Very NSFW Trailer For Farrah Abraham's "Back Door And More" Porn

Gooooooooooood morrrrrrrrrning! I’m wide awake and ready to conquer the day because I’ve had three cups of coffee and watched the brand spankin’ new trailer for Vivid’s “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More,” the followup to Farrah Abraham’s NSFW cinematic debut, “Farrah Superstar: Back Door Teen Mom.” (Watch the NSFW trailer after the jump.) “Farrah 2″ is supposedly new footage from a second porn shoot, probably shot around the same time as the first, also starring James Deen. Keep reading »

Vivid To Release Another Farrah Abraham Porn, “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More”

  • She’s baa-aack:: Vivid Entertainment is releasing a second porn film with Farrah Abraham from “Teen Mom,” this time called “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More.” No word on whether James Deen will join Farrah for this one, too. We wait on bated breath. Not really. [RadarOnline]
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman’s private funeral is being held today in Manhattan. A larger memorial service will be held later this month. [People]
  • As he died in the middle of shooting, Lionsgate will digitally recreate Hoffman’s character in “The Hunger Games” using computer graphics. [New York Post]
  • Oprah Winfrey will make her Broadway acting debut in the play “‘night, Mother,” which our resident Broadway historian Ami says is a completely depressing play about a mom trying to prevent her daughter from committing suicide. [People] Keep reading »

Déjà Vu: Farrah Abraham Bends Over, Grabs Huge Ball

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Farrah On Feminism
Farrah Abraham on feminism
She doesn't know what feminism is... Read More »
Farrah's Sex Toy Line
Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Line
There's a likeness of her vagina! Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »

Backdoor queen Farrah Abraham gets warmed up for the big game by bending over and catching some balls. I’m talking about football. Obviously. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Farrah Abraham Regrets Her Sex Tape With James Deen, Says It “Ruined” Her Life

Farrah's Sex Toy Line
Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Line
There's a likeness of her vagina! Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »

“It made it hard to have friends and a private life and to trust family, who I feel use me for money. If I went back in time, I would not have done it. The sex tape ruined my life. … Knowing my sex tape was out there for everyone in the world to see … was overwhelming. I wanted to hide my face and not go out or pick up my phone.”

Welp, I sure am sorry Farrah Abraham regrets doing her infamous sex tape, er, professionally shot pornographic film with the industry’s biggest male star — but them’s the breaks, girl! Farrah continued to act like her porn with James Deen was accidentally released without her permission, even though every known fact disputes that claim, in a new interview with In Touch magazine. Keep reading »

Farrah Abraham Lands Her Prestigious Girls & Corpses Cover

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We've got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »
Farrah's Sex Toy Line
Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Line
There's a likeness of her vagina! Read More »
Sex Tape Sequel?
Farrah Abraham to do a sex tape sequel
Brace yourselves for a Farrah Abraham sex tape sequel. Read More »
farrah abraham girls and corpses cover

“Barn Door Mom”? [slow clap] Farrah Abraham’s prestigious cover of Girls & Corpses magazine is here. Their web site states, “Due to the overwhelming response to our Volume 7 Winter Farrah Abraham issue, we are now taking pre-sale orders. So, order now, before they sell out. Ships December 1st.” Order now! Order now! Christmas is coming! [Girls & Corpses (NSFW) via ONTD]

Brace Yourself For A Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Sequel

Farrah's Sex Toy Line
Farrah Abraham Sex Toy Line
There's a likeness of her vagina! Read More »
Farrah On Feminism
Farrah Abraham on feminism
She doesn't know what feminism is... Read More »
Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We've got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »

We’re going to need something to watch while jacking off to a likeness of Farrah Abraham’s vagina. And honestly, we can only watch her backdoor sex tape so many times before getting bored. Vivid Entertainment CEO Steven Hirsch is allegedly frothing at the mouth for another Farrah Abraham porno. “We would love to work with Farrah again … The video continues to do exceptionally well! She really knows how to keep herself out there. The interest is there and we would love to do another tape,” he said. Yes, she very literally is keeping herself out there. Keep reading »

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