Posts tagged "fail"

Man Poops Himself On The Dance Floor While Trying To Impress Some Ladies

A man who knows how to dance is a rare find. Far too many dudes who try to impress women with their smooth moves end up clearing, not owning, the dance floor. Take, for example, this ladies man, who was captured on CCTV footage at a club in Cardiff, UK, showing off his “mastery” of…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 12, 2015

Brandy (Yeah, That Brandy) Sang On The Subway And No One Cared

Brandy Norwood – you know, “The Boy is Mine” Brandy, or maybe you don’t know, because “The Boy is Mine” was released 17 years ago and some of our readers weren’t even born then – shot a video of herself singing a few bars from “Home” from The Wiz on the subway and no one on the subway…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / July 15, 2015

Watch This Woman Fall Out Of A Car While Twerking

Need some schadenfreude to brighten your Tuesday? Enjoy a glorious six seconds of this woman twerking her way out of a moving vehicle. At least you’re having a better day than her! In case you’re wondering, the twerker in question wasn’t hurt in her epic fall from grace – her friend insisted to the interwe…

Claire Hannum / January 20, 2015

Armani Mislabels Black Actress Alfre Woodard As Black Actor Idris Elba On Instagram

Do you know this actress’s name? It’s not a big deal if you don’t. I didn’t, until I used Google, which is what you do when you don’t know a famous person’s name and you’re going to write about them on the Internet, right? I can tell you who she isn’t, though, and that’s actor…

Rachel Krause / November 20, 2013

We’re Breaking Up: You’re Wearing A Tiny Knit Ear Hat

No Steve, it’s not because you never take your knit hat off and your hair smells like a combination of bacon grease and stale popcorn. No, it’s that you thought the perfect knit hat accoutrement would be another, tinier knit hat – for your ears. I would try using something like logic on you &#8212…

Julie Gerstein / December 14, 2011

Old Navy Gets A Failing Grammar Grade

Old Navy wanted to create a line of sports-enthused tees to pander to fans of virtually any team. So they partnered with SuperFan Nation to create a line of more than 70 tees representing colleges from across the United States. Sounds like a wise marketing move. Except Old Navy made the fatal mistake of not…

Julie Gerstein / August 24, 2011

Check This Out: Bacon-Flavored Baby Formula

It’s not a secret that the pork lovers over at J&D’s adore their bacon so much they’ll go to extreme lengths to spread the love. They’ve made Bacon Salt, Baconnaise, Bacon Lip Balm and even Bacon Lube (um, yeah), so it was entirely plausible that their latest launch, Bacon Baby Formula, was as real a…

Erin Flaherty / April 2, 2010

Mel B’s Red Carpet FAIL

Apparently, Hollywood pressure can really get to a (spice) girl. Mel B is married to some producer dude who had something to do with some new movie called, “Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans” that we will likely never see. It premiered last night. Whatever. But The Daily Mail reports that when she realized…

Erin Flaherty / November 5, 2009

Apparently, 911 Is Not A Dating Service

We know, we know, this may come as a shock to many a single lady, but contrary to popular belief, the emergency service 911 is in no way, shape or form to be used as a way to pick up hot cops. One woman called for a legit emergency, and after police came to…

Erin Flaherty / October 28, 2009

Not Cool: Felt Beards On Etsy

Here’s a good potential Regretsy candidate—pointless beards made of felt by Etsy seller I Made You A Beard. Please tell us people would not a) pay $75 for one, and b) wear it in public. Or am I being terribly unfair here? [Etsy.com]…

Leonora Epstein / October 21, 2009