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Here Are Some Of The Things Teens Like In 2016

In case, as an adult, you want to be like a hip teenager. More »


Facebook “Liking” Now Includes Emoji Reaction Buttons

Once it’s unveiled on the site, users will be able to to click the “Like” button and scroll through a variety of emoji-illustrated reactions including Haha, Wow, Angry, Sad and Love. More »


The Best Sign Of A Healthy Relationship Is No Sign Of It On Facebook

As far as I can discern, Facebook is a website you can visit to be frightened and disgusted by your parents’ political views.

It’s like a quarantine zone. All the pollutants of humanity are contained in there, so as to protect real life from the worst kind of people. But we all have to log… More »


Jada Pinkett Smith Might Boycott The Oscars Over Only White Actors Being Nominated

Actress and recent star of Magic Mike XXL, Jada Pinkett Smith, took to Facebook recently to express her utter disappointment in the recent white as hell Oscar nominations.

The actress urged other actors of color to consider boycotting the awards show in a subtle way:

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New Year’s Resolution Recommendations Based On Your Facebook Posts

What should your resolution be? More »


Mark Zuckerberg’s 2016 Challenge: Build A.I. Butler For His Home

Mark Zuckerberg has set himself a tough challenge for 2016: Create an electronic butler to make Mark Zuckerberg’s life easier. The Facebook founder says he plans to “build a simple AI to run my home and help me with my work,” which he likens to Jarvis in Iron Man. “I’m going to start by exploring… More »


Mark Zuckerberg Plans To Build Robot To Take Care Of Newborn And House

Of his ambitious New Years goal, Zuckerberg said: “My personal challenge for 2016 is to build a simple AI to run my home and help me with my work. You can think of it kind of like Jarvis in Iron Man.” More »


This Man Proposed Via Facebook Messenger While Stuck At The Airport

Ah, what we’d do for love, especially if it’s during the holiday season. But one of the worse parts of the holiday season is all the traveling that has to be done, especially when you’re either stuck in traffic or worse – stranded at the airport after your flight gets canceled.

For Danny… More »


Deck The Gals With Neon Duct Tape: Photographer Declares “Peace On Earth” By Silencing Women In Family’s Holiday Photo

The message is clear. The women have had their mouths forcibly closed, and their hands tied. Finally, father and son know peace! No annoying women can be heard, and they can’t move either. Toss ‘em in a closet and you don’t even have to see them. Such bliss!More »


Mark Zuckerberg Is OK With Diaper Duty In Shocking Photo Of A CEO Being A Parent

Well look at that! A male CEO is actually taking care of a live human baby!!!

In weird non-news that feels pretty forced, Mark Zuckerberg posted a photo of him changing his daughter’s diaper on his Facebook page. He even captioned his photo “One more down, thousands to go.” Good lord, Papa Zuck. More »


Hero Woman Isn’t A Jerk To Autistic Supermarket Employee, Wins Internet

Congratulations on meeting the minimum standard of basic human decency, St. Cake Lady. More »


Facebook Announces Four Months Paid Parental Leave For All Employees

Facebook CEO and Zillionaire, Mark Zuckerberg, recently got a lot of flack for announcing he was taking a whopping two months of paternity leave to help care for his baby with wife Priscilla Chan.

The outcry was due to the fact that the rest of Facebook’s employees were not guaranteed that time -… More »


Here’s A Beautiful Friendship Between A Teenager And A Potato That Looks Like A Baby

“She is richer and more powerful now,” said the teen who discovered the potato. More »


Mark Zuckerberg Will Kill Candy Crush Invites Even If It Kills Him In The Process

Soon your relationship with these monsters will be private, just as it should be. More »


#Problematic: Planned Parenthood Under Fire, Matt Damon Can’t Do Anything Right & Tina Fey Effs Up

Welcome back, guys. I hope your weekend was spent watching old episodes of Buffy and letting your cat watch you masturbate—which is my version of “Netflix and Chill.” Maybe you even caught Hillary Clinton being BA-AF on “Saturday Night Live,” in what was a sleek combination of smart comedy and absurdity reminiscent of when SNL… More »


Make It Stop: “My Friend’s Facebook Posts About Her Kid Are Totally TMI”

When I’m scrolling my feed in public, I don’t want to see half-naked babies popping up on my screen.” More »


Sarah Palin Hates On Ahmed Mohamed’s Clock, Still Thinks It’s A Bomb

9th grader Ahmed Mohamed, who got arrested for building a clock and bringing it to school, may have been invited to the White House, but he’s still receiving slack from the Right. Because of course.

Former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin decided to echo her daughter, Bristol’s sentiments with further hatred and stupidity… More »


Facebook Celebrates Women’s Equality Day With A Little Historical Inaccuracy

Yesterday, in addition to being National Dog Day, was also Women’s Equality Day. If you logged on to Facebook, you were no doubt greeted with a personalized version of the message above. A nice sentiment, sure — who doesn’t want to celebrate women’s equality, right? — except it’s also hugely inaccurate, in that the majority of… More »


Kickass Woman Of The Day: Mary Engelbreit, Children’s Illustrator

Mary Engelbreit posted some anti-racist art on her Facebook page, and the majority of her weird, middle American fans did not respond well. More »


Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg and Wife Priscilla Chan Expecting First Child

Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla Chan are expecting their first child according to a post on his own Facebook page.

The billionaire CEO and philanthropist revealed yesterday that Pricilla’s latest pregnancy was not without its complications, citing three previous miscarriages in the last few years.

Their decision to… More »


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