Posts tagged "fabio"

Ryan Gosling Compares Himself To Pigeon Murdered By Fabio’s Face

“I don't think it's really about me … I think it really is sort of like, I'm a pigeon and the Internet is Fabio and it just happened.” -- Okay, so for those of you who are reading this quote like, "WTF is Ryan Gosling talking about? A pigeon? Fabio?" allow me to explain. Back

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 22, 2013

Tropical Storm Fabio Is The Sexiest Storm Ever

My tropical storm has a first name, it's F-A-B-I-O! But really you guys, the latest weather system ravaging its way across the Pacific is named Fabio. So far the storm doesn't pose a threat to any land besides a tiny island, so you don't have to feel weird about any sexual feelings this swirling ma…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / July 13, 2012

The New Old Spice Guy Is … Fabio?

  In a sea of commercials where skimpily dressed sorority girls try to sell me beer, I've depended on the Old Spice Guy for that hottie fix I need to keep me from TiVo-ing away. There was the Isaiah Mustafa era (those were the days!) and then this guy, who was kind of a letdown.

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 23, 2011

Fabio Knows What Your Lips Are Meant For

Note to self, Fabio is not attracted to smokers. Very good to know. Also, I've been pondering the purpose of my lips. So thank you, Fabio. [Buzzfeed]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 22, 2011

Fabio, My Imaginary Friend

Oh, that Fabio—always there to offer a sympathetic ear or a helping hand. In this Funny Or Die clip from comedian Jon Daly, Fabio turns up to help Jon write some hilarious jokes AND woo a pretty lady. Because that's what (imaginary) friends are for. [Funny or Die]…

By: Julie Gerstein / October 26, 2010

Quick Pic: Fabio, Hollywood’s Last Beefcake, Makes An Appearance

Huge muscled men just don't seem to be in style anymore, but don't tell Fabio, because a chiseled physique works for him. [West Hollywood, 8/18/09]…

By: Annika Harris / August 19, 2009

Show Your Amore For Top Chef’s Fabio

Aside from Carla, the crazy Muppet-like chef, our favorite contestant on "Top Chef" this season was Fabio, hands down -- and the fans agreed! On the reunion show, which aired on Wednesday, Fabio won "Fan Favorite" -- and now you can take Fabio home with you. Show your amore for the sexy and charming Italia…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 6, 2009

The 90’s Were So Fabio

Oh Fabio, you’re soooooo sexy! Syke! But he is always good for laughs, so check out the shirtless (yet still wearing a jacket) bottled blonde "stud" doing what he does best -- talking about himself, wooing women paid to fall at this feet, and flexing. From the boys who brought you Angela Lansbury’s camel toe

By: Simcha / November 19, 2008

The Nookie Know-It-All: Freaking Fabio

“My boyfriend put on a long blonde wig for Halloween and it really turned me on. Am I a lesbian, or do I just like Fabio-look-alikes?” -- Bodice Ripping, San Francisco, CA Funny you should ask. I’m lying in bed with my laptop (I’ve got “the cramps”) and I was just watching my boyfriend jokingly…

By: Sexpert Lindsay / March 17, 2008