Posts tagged "expensive"

Would You Rather Have These Microchip Louboutins Or A Brand New Computer?

These Christian Louboutin platform heels are embroidered to look like a motherboard–isn’t that clever and quirky and fun?–and they can be yours for a mere $1695, which happens to be…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 16, 2012 - 1:20 pm

This Bottle Of Nail Polish Costs $250,000 And I Don’t Want To Live On This Planet Anymore

Ladies and gentlemen, meet the most expensive nail polish in the world: Azature’s Black Diamond. The shimmery black formula contains 267 carats of crushed diamonds, and–yep, you read the headline…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | August 3, 2012 - 3:20 pm

10 Pairs Of Really Ugly, Super Expensive Designer Pants

As wise poet and personal role model LuAnn deLesseps once crowed — actually she autotuned it — “money can’t buy you class.” Money also can’t buy you style, as evidenced…

Julie Gerstein | May 3, 2012 - 10:00 am

Do Not Want: A Thousand Dollar T-Shirt

Sure, you could spend $990 on this T-shirt by Thakoon, BUT YOU’D BE AN IDIOT! Sorry, I don’t mean to yell, but this T-shirt isn’t pooping diamonds, so I can’t…

Julie Gerstein | March 6, 2012 - 9:40 am

Kanye West and Jay-Z — Now Available for Very Expensive Birthday Parties and Bar Mitzvahs

Do you have — or are you yourself — a spoiled teen? Are you interested in completely blowing the minds of your friends and family with some insane, off-the-hook musical…

Julie Gerstein | December 29, 2011 - 9:40 am

Anthropologie Is Selling Rickshaws Now

What could be said about Anthropologie’s Rickshaw (yes, a real thing) that Anthropologie couldn’t say better? Just listen to their whimsical description of the $2,200 culturally questionable bikemobile:
While…

Julie Gerstein | November 3, 2011 - 3:20 pm

Do Not Want: Straggly Muppet Dress

Growing up with “The Muppets” has been a way of life for the children of the last several generations. The quirky and adorable creatures taught us how to sing, dance,…

Carrie Morrissey | December 6, 2010 - 3:50 pm

How To Have The Most Expensive Day Of Your Life

Recession, smesshion. That seems to be what luxury goods makers and upscale restaurants seem to be saying, anyway. Earlier this week, the Frome Cheese Show unveiled its latest hyper-expensive creation:…

Julie Gerstein | September 16, 2010 - 11:30 am

Check Out Tiffany & Company’s Boring $4,800 Handbag

Sorry to be a downer, but we’re totally underwhelmed by Tiffany & Company’s soon-to-be-released handbags. The iconic jewelry maker is stepping into the handbag market this September with the help…

Lily Q | July 19, 2010 - 6:50 pm

Crap You Don’t Need: $48,000 Alligator Garment Bag

I received an email from Domenico Vacca this morning about, I kid you not, a $48,000 alligator garment bag. As in the thing you carry cocktail dresses and suits in…

Lily Q | July 13, 2010 - 3:20 pm

The Swimsuit Vending Machine

If you’re anything like us, you know that sinking feeling of forgetting to pack a crucial item for a trip all too well. And, come summer time, the most commonly…

Lily Q | July 10, 2010 - 7:00 pm

Crap You Don’t Need: Gold-Dipped Perfume Wand

Time for today’s episode of “Crap You Definitely Don’t Need!” And what, you ask, is today’s over-the-top item awaiting ridicule? It’s none other than Joya Perfume, the scent that comes…

Lily Q | June 24, 2010 - 5:40 pm

Boyfriend Present: $53 McQueen Man Panties

Before his death last month, designer Alexander McQueen was working on a line of men’s underwear or, as we’ll refer to them, manties. We feel the creations deserve a name…

Lily Q | March 25, 2010 - 2:50 pm

Long-Distance Relationships Are Expensive, Especially In This Economy

Fuel prices are affecting bank accounts, that’s for sure, but did you know high prices might be influencing relationships, as well? An article in The Washington Post discusses the effects…

Catherine Strawn | July 15, 2008 - 2:00 pm