Posts tagged "exercise"

Poll: Balls Versus Boobs

While my Dolly Parton-esque double D’s provide my sexy-time friends with far, far more than a handful, my breasts prevent me from normal activities. Like crossing my heart to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Like squeezing between tables at restaurants without whacking someone in the face. Like wearing button-up shirts and running at…
By: Simcha / September 15, 2008

Lizards Mark Territory By Pumping Up

The gym I belong to (notice I didn't say "work out at") isn't the kind of place where beefcake-like men make primal-sounding noises as they hoist barbells above their heads. If it were that kind of place, I wouldn't even be a member, because grunting guys would be in control. Need a five-pound weight? Too…
By: Catherine Strawn / August 28, 2008

Creepy Gym Makes Working Out A Spectator Sport

Working out sounds good in theory: tighten up your bod, wear comfy, colorful spandex clothes in public guilt -free, and get your endorphins going. But it’s ads like this one for David Barton Gym that reaffirm my commitment to my flabby physique. It makes working out seem like more of a spectator sport…
By: Simcha / August 27, 2008

Exercise Your (And His!) Kegel Power

Kegels. Any woman who has ever pushed a baby out her cooter will tell you all about how powerful exercising those muscles down there is. I had no idea the same work out worked for men. In this informative video, made by the Sexual Health Guru, Coach Kendra (who seems vanilla…
By: Simcha / May 27, 2008
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