Posts tagged "excuses"

13 Excuses We’ve Used To Avoid Sex

Breaking news: men don't want to have sex all the time. I know. Total shocker. Seriously, the expectation that anyone will want to have sex all the time is ridiculous. Sometimes your privates need to rest, dammit, or you're just not in the mood. The other day, the Daily Mail published the…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 1, 2013

The Worst “Sorry I Didn’t Call” Excuses We’ve Ever Gotten

Why do guys say they'll call and then never pick up the freaking phone? We may never know the real reasons, but we've heard some pretty lame excuses, from technical glitches to pet problems. Click through to read 10 ways men have tried to justify not calling. What's the worst excuse you've heard?
By: Pam Gaulin / April 23, 2010

It’s Not You, It’s Me — We’ve Got Lame Breakup Excuses

While flipping through a copy of People recently, I saw that in the "out" section of a recent Style Watch "in" and "out" list -- sandwiched between things like "stainless steel home decor" and "molten chocolate cake" -- was "long distance relationships." This struck me as something that really could never be either in or…
By: Lemondrop / January 4, 2010

What’s The Lamest Excuse A Guy Has Used To Cancel Your Date?

I was supposed to have a date tonight, but a few hours ago, I got an email from the guy explaining that he needed to cancel our rendezvous. The reason? His grandmother died. Whoa. Really? I wanted to believe him, but my gut somehow told me it was a lie. (If it does tur…
By: Leonora Epstein / December 16, 2009

7 Excuses For Getting Out Of Anal Sex

According to Amelia, anal sex is one of the things men love that women just don’t understand. Well, guys love the booty and they love doin’ the butt even more than chicken wings, gadgets, and boobies combined! While Dr. V has been teaching all of us how to have anal sex,…
By: Simcha / December 16, 2008

Your Holiday Party Excuse Generator

Sure, it’s the season of twinkling lights, favorite classics on TV, batches of cookies, and pitchers full of eggnog, but it’s also the season of those dreaded soirees with people you’d like to never spend another evening with, wine-soaked or otherwise. Whether it’s an office party you’d love to get out of, an ex who…
By: Wendy Atterberry / December 15, 2008

The Top Six Excuses For Getting Out Of Sex

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. Whether he's a handsome stranger you don't want to lead to the promise land or your boyfriend trying to gorge on girlfriend pie, here's how to just say "Later lover." Sterilization Screw-Up A simple birth control slip up could cause penis pandemonium. No dude wants to…
By: Simcha / August 22, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Lindsay Lohan On Ugly Betty, Excuses, And Aspririn

Lindsay Lohan will play one of Betty's old classmates on Ugly Betty in the May 22 season finale, and she's expected to appear in five episodes next season. No word yet on whether she'll have a Queens' accent. In other Ugly Betty news, America Ferrera is not engaged. [AP and WENN]…
By: Catherine Strawn / May 5, 2008