Posts tagged "excuses"

13 Excuses We’ve Used To Avoid Sex

Breaking news: men don’t want to have sex all the time. I know. Total shocker. Seriously, the expectation that anyone will want to have sex all the time is ridiculous.

Ami Angelowicz | February 1, 2013 - 11:00 am

The Worst “Sorry I Didn’t Call” Excuses We’ve Ever Gotten

Why do guys say they’ll call and then never pick up the freaking phone? We may never know the real reasons, but we’ve heard some pretty lame excuses, from technical…

Pam Gaulin | April 23, 2010 - 2:30 pm

It’s Not You, It’s Me — We’ve Got Lame Breakup Excuses

While flipping through a copy of People recently, I saw that in the “out” section of a recent Style Watch “in” and “out” list — sandwiched between things like “stainless…

Lemondrop | January 4, 2010 - 2:20 pm

What’s The Lamest Excuse A Guy Has Used To Cancel Your Date?

I was supposed to have a date tonight, but a few hours ago, I got an email from the guy explaining that he needed to cancel our rendezvous. The reason?

Leonora Epstein | December 16, 2009 - 3:49 pm

7 Excuses For Getting Out Of Anal Sex

According to Amelia, anal sex is one of the things men love that women just don’t understand. Well, guys love the booty and they love doin’ the butt even more…

Simcha | December 16, 2008 - 4:00 pm

Your Holiday Party Excuse Generator

Sure, it’s the season of twinkling lights, favorite classics on TV, batches of cookies, and pitchers full of eggnog, but it’s also the season of those dreaded soirees with people…

Wendy Atterberry | December 15, 2008 - 3:30 pm

The Top Six Excuses For Getting Out Of Sex

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Whether he’s a handsome stranger you don’t want to lead to the promise land or your boyfriend trying to gorge on…

Simcha | August 22, 2008 - 4:30 pm

The Daily Squeeze: Lindsay Lohan On Ugly Betty, Excuses, And Aspririn

Lindsay Lohan will play one of Betty’s old classmates on Ugly Betty in the May 22 season finale, and she’s expected to appear in five episodes next season. No word…

Catherine Strawn | May 5, 2008 - 12:00 pm