Posts tagged "ex-boyfriend"

13 Ways Our Exes Got It Together After We Broke Up (In GIFs!)

Exes, right? They're all oozing out of the ground like primordial sludge when you date them, and then suddenly, after you break up, they become fully functioning human beings! How does that work? If you, like me, have a few exes that you met while they were clawing their way up into real-personhood, you're probably…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 14, 2013

How To Be Friends With Your Ex After A Really Crappy Breakup

How do you become friends with your ex after a shitty breakup? The short answer: Time heals all wounds. The long answer? Well, that's a little more complicated. And it's especially complicated if your ex has done something incredibly douche-y or terrible to you. Case in point: My Crappiest Break Up Ever (™), in which…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 30, 2013

We’re Breaking Up: Woman Finds Ex-Boyfriend Living In Her Attic 12 Years After Their Breakup

The title of this post is somewhat of a misnomer because the South Carolina woman who discovered her ex-boyfriend had been living in her attic had already broken up with him 12 years ago. So maybe it would be more accurate to have titled it "You're Getting Evicted From My Crawlspace"?

By: Jessica Wakeman / September 13, 2012

13 Signs You Should Take Your Ex-Boyfriend Back

John Mayer has been trying to make Jennifer Aniston his girlfriend again. They always come back, don’t they ladies? First he dumped her via text message last August (ouch!) and then, after a brief reunion, broke up with her again in March. Apparently, now John has been begging her for another chance. The balladeer ha…

By: Simcha / September 17, 2009

Six Rules For Being Friends With An Ex

So you’ve made it through the horrifying breakup with someone you cared about ... now what? To be friends or not to be friends, that is the question. Most of the time I like to make a nice clean break adhering to a “no contact” and “no getting back together” policy. I’ve learned from experience…

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 24, 2009

Orbit’s Biting Commentary On Breakups

Okay, so we know we’re not supposed to be fans of commercials when there’s, like, real art on TV, but Orbit gum is special because they understand that breaking up is hard to do. Remember the clean mouth commercial where the ex-wife put a convertible through a wood chipper because her man was cheating with…

By: Simcha / July 2, 2008

The Top 5 Words You Should Never Say On A First Date

First dates are awkward. You don't know if the chemistry will be there or what to wear or even what to talk about. But there are a few things you definitely shouldn't mention. Inspired by The Dating Lame and a bad date who described Iggy Pop's sweat as "glistening rock nectar" (über icky) here are…

By: Simcha / May 29, 2008

Decode My Dream: My Perfect Ex

Have you ever dreamed that you slept with your father? Or rode a mechanical bull while a coworker watched? We have and were disturbed for months. Fortunately, dreams don’t always mean what you think they do, and having sex with your father is nothing to worry about, so long as it only happens in your

By: Catherine Strawn / April 2, 2008