I Would Never Have Sex With Someone Who Supports Donald Trump
We all know that Donald Trump’s presidential campaign has fueled more than it’s fair share of Facebook brawls, and has likely even ended some friendships of the social media sort.
Oh Hell No: These Disgusting ‘Furry Manicures’ Make Us Gag
What in the actual f$%# is happening here??? Please help me.
In recent “we are all going to vomit” news, a new trend has emerged that is positively…
This Is What It Looks Like When You Sneeze Without Covering Your Mouth
Oh my god, please cover your mouth when you sneeze, this is horrible.
Now, You Can Finally Taste “Bernie’s Yearning” For Yourself
Get your mind out of the gutter, it’s ice cream.
Get Hypnotized By This Male Seahorse Giving Birth
Look at him floating there — so zen and then watch his offspring emerge with the exacting gentle force I’d expect from any creature called a “baby seahorse.”
Ketchup Leather Exists, Confirming Hell Is Real
If I were to dine at his restaurant I would prefer to eating a dripping wet burger with a spoon to one bite of dried, congealed ketchup.
It Happened In Florida: Alleged University Library Foot-Sniffer Arrested!
Good news! Police have arrested the man they say has been sniffing women’s feet without their permission at Florida International University’s campus library. Eddy Juan, 52, allegedly was busted — on camera, too! — crawling around…
Watch James Franco (Dressed As Walter White) Bang James Franco (Dressed As Carrie Bradshaw)
If you’re into that sort of thing, that is.
The Guy Who Played John Sears On “90210” (And Ferg Donnelly On “Mad Men”) Is Just Like John Sears IRL
Paul Johansson doesn’t just play douchey shitlords on TV — that’s who he is in real life!
Global Warming Is Causing Spiders To Become Giant Breeding Speeding Hell Monsters
The 1990 cinematic triumph “Arachnophobia” is becoming a reality.
As if we didn’t have enough horror in the world, scientists have to show up and give us the…