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Look, Beyonce’s Fetus Has Its Own Twitter Account!

Because what else do you get the fetus who has everything?

According to this Twitter account, Beyonce swallowed a Blackberry, and now her child has access to the outside world. And of course, what else would you do with your very first smartphone besides connect to the world through 140 characters or less?

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Here It Is: The Trailer For “The Rum Diary”

A shorter version of this trailer aired on TV this week, and since I don’t watch as much network television as I used to, I wasn’t sure how new the trailer was. Turns out it’s brand new—and it’s news because Johnny Depp has been working on “The Rum” Diary since 2007. The movie itself… More »


Kim Kardashian Got Married!

I know, right? Finally. After what feels like absolute eons of engagement ring talk, wedding invitation judging, bridal registry complaints, and just plain waiting on pins and needles, Kim Kardashian is officially a married gal. Stop what you’re doing and grab a glass of champagne or some PCP or whatever it is you kids do… More »


Paris Hilton’s Got A New Boyfriend

Look, Paris has sunk her talons into another dude somehow. An apparent U.S. resident, who, unless he’s deaf, blind, and dumb, probably knows of her history in this country and all of the male destruction she’s left behind her in a slimy trail of herpe discharge.

And the guy is no nobody, either… More »


Pink Explains Why You Don’t Need To Take Pictures Of Her Baby

Earlier this week, Pink released the first photo of her daughter, Willow Sage Hart (still such a kickass name, right?). It was and still is super cute, as you can see above, and it melted all our hearts. And then, last night, Pink posted a note on her site explaining why she released the picture,… More »


Tara Reid Is Officially Hardcore

I know you were all just dying to know what your girl Tara Reid‘s been up to, and I can say with conviction, that it’s way better than any crazy thing you could think of. What could possibly top the Frankenboob incident? A lame tooth. Literally, a lame tooth. According to In Touch Weekly:It seems… More »


Selena Gomez Thinks Bipolar Disorder Is Cute, Trendy

I was just reading this interview with Selena Gomez where they asked her what it’s like dating pop sensation Justin Bieber and dealing with his haters and juggling her work schedule with all of that, and are you ready for what she said? It’s a doozy.

“I am sure I have some sense of… More »