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From The Makers Of Cat Massage Comes Dog Massage


Turns out our favorite crazy cat massage lady can’t resist dogs either! In this special lesson, she demonstrate how to give a doggie rubdown, using her furry “Fonzie” pup named Henry Wrinkler. Ha! So pay attention to all her smooth moves, from no-mo cuddling to slo-mo petting — even how to give it fast and frisky (wonder if we inspired her?). Oh, Maryjean, what will you massage next? [Everything Is Terrible] Keep reading »

Seduction For Dummies


Dudes, you’ve practiced for hours kissing that Megan Fox photo you ripped outta Maxim and now you’re ready to make out with something with a pulse! But how do you get one of those flesh-and-blood women? Well, don’t worry! Seduction For Dummies is here to show you how to go about seducing the lady folk — by showing you how it was done in the ‘90s. [Everything Is Terrible]

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Infomercials From The Past: The Rejuvenator!

Manufacturers believe women will do anything to be young and beautiful — like wear the most terrifyingly Halloween-esque mask with electrode stimulators to “rejuvenate” themselves. Luckily Ghoul Skool from EverythingIsTerrible.com sees the beauty in every woman and has a sense of humor to match this rare vintage video gem he edited from the original infomercial. So, when you’re feeling fugs, just watch this clip and save yourself the “three easy installments of $29.95!”

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Angela Lansbury Plays (With) Herself

If you thought soap star Brenda Dickson was crazy, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Angela Lansbury, best known as your grandmother’s favorite TV heroine in Murder She Wrote, managed to make an egomaniacal, er, informative video about her lifestyle. It’s got a creamsicle colored jumpsuit, a touchy-feely tub scene, a mini-massage with a lot of leg, and an open dialogue about sex after “the change”. Let’s just say, you will never watch Bedknobs and Broomsticks the same was again. Like the other posts on the video rarities site EverythingIsTerrible.blogspot.com, this vintage clip is so creepy it’s awesome.
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