Posts tagged "everything is terrible"

’80s Celebrity Christmas

What do Jon Voight, Tony Curtis and Henry “The Fonz” Winkler have in common? They love Christmas. Wait, Henry Winkler, you’re a Jew! WTF? Oh well, let’s just embrace the hilarity that is the totally ’80s celebs trying to show their homemaking prowess. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha / December 24, 2010

Move Over House, Dr. Love Does Butt Tricks!

Are you sick? Well, perhaps Dr. Love can make you feel better … or even more uncomfortable as the case may be. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha / November 29, 2010

Totally ’80s Zombies Workout

Are your zombies flabby, out of shape, and stuck in ’80s fashions? Well, whip those undead Freds into shape with this zombie workout! Side note: Man, I miss my hair crimper. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha / November 17, 2010

The ’90s Mommy Work Out

Don’t know what to do with your fancy prom dress now that you’re a mom? Well, why not put it on to exercise!? This instructional workout vid will help you pit stain new memories into that old gown. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha / July 19, 2010

How NOT To Hit On A Guy

Earlier this week, this old slut offered you some sagely advice on how to hit on a dude. None of it would ever encourage you to do what these totally ’80s ladies “dramatize” in this hilarious video. Man, we can smell their desperation in the year 2010!

Simcha / June 26, 2010

Men: What They’re Really Thinking

Men are so mysterious! And while many find that enigmatic air sexy, others prefer to ask guys point-blank: “Do you have feelings?” And then videotape their answers. Here are a few choice bros opening up, revealing all the manly secrets of the universe. Get your pen and paper ready, girl, because here are dude…

Simcha / May 14, 2010

Justin Bieber’s Most Wooden Performance

This ventriloquist has got a case of Justin Bieber Fever thanks to Everything Is Terrible. The rosy cheeks! Those bangs! That track! It’s the best art imitating life imitating art we’ve ever seen. And I bet it’ll make all the girlies like me scream, “I heart you JB!”…

Simcha / May 12, 2010

How To Get Celebs Drunk

Ever wondered what pops Steven Seagal’s cork? Well, thanks to this vid starring wino sommelier celebrities, you’ll know just what to pour to get their attention. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha / March 25, 2010

Holidays Are Stressful, Video Mash-Ups Are Funny

Between getting the perfect presents, handling your hangovers after holiday parties, family time, and seasonal snacking followed by weight gain, the holiday season puts a lot of pressure on a person. That’s why you’ve got to take a load off with a video that understands what you’re going through. EverythingIsTerrible.com doesn’t just make everything…

Simcha / December 17, 2009

Freedom Is Just Another Word For Pad

When I think of freedom I think of the good ol’ US of A, an open bar at a holiday party, heck, not ever wearing underwear! An inch-thick pad in my panties? That doesn’t seem synonymous. Luckily, that never stopped advertisers from making this vintage ad. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha / December 17, 2009

From The Makers Of Cat Massage Comes Dog Massage

Turns out our favorite crazy cat massage lady can’t resist dogs either! In this special lesson, she demonstrate how to give a doggie rubdown, using her furry “Fonzie” pup named Henry Wrinkler. Ha! So pay attention to all her smooth moves, from no-mo cuddling to slo-mo petting — even how to give it fast…

Simcha / November 6, 2009

Seduction For Dummies

Dudes, you’ve practiced for hours kissing that Megan Fox photo you ripped outta Maxim and now you’re ready to make out with something with a pulse! But how do you get one of those flesh-and-blood women? Well, don’t worry! Seduction For Dummies is here to show you how to go about seducing the lady…

Simcha / October 26, 2009

Infomercials From The Past: The Rejuvenator!

Manufacturers believe women will do anything to be young and beautiful — like wear the most terrifyingly Halloween-esque mask with electrode stimulators to “rejuvenate” themselves. Luckily Ghoul Skool from EverythingIsTerrible.com sees the beauty in every woman and has a sense of humor to match this rare vintage video gem he edited from the…

Simcha / August 12, 2008

Angela Lansbury Plays (With) Herself

If you thought soap star Brenda Dickson was crazy, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Angela Lansbury, best known as your grandmother’s favorite TV heroine in Murder She Wrote, managed to make an egomaniacal, er, informative video about her lifestyle. It’s got a creamsicle colored jumpsuit, a touchy-feely tub scene, a mini-massage with a…

Simcha / May 30, 2008