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6-Year-Old Jeremy Mardis Should Not Be “Collateral Damage”

But he is, because the police opened fire on his dad’s car at the end of the a pursuit.

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 4, 2015 - 3:52 pm

’80s Celebrity Christmas

What do Jon Voight, Tony Curtis and Henry “The Fonz” Winkler have in common? They love Christmas. Wait, Henry Winkler, you’re a Jew! WTF? Oh well, let’s just embrace…

Simcha | December 24, 2010 - 8:00 pm

Move Over House, Dr. Love Does Butt Tricks!

Are you sick? Well, perhaps Dr. Love can make you feel better … or even more uncomfortable as the case may be. [Everything Is Terrible] …

Simcha | November 29, 2010 - 12:20 pm

Totally ’80s Zombies Workout

Are your zombies flabby, out of shape, and stuck in ’80s fashions? Well, whip those undead Freds into shape with this zombie workout! Side note: Man, I miss my…

Simcha | November 17, 2010 - 6:20 pm

The ’90s Mommy Work Out

Don’t know what to do with your fancy prom dress now that you’re a mom? Well, why not put it on to exercise!? This instructional workout vid will help you…

Simcha | July 19, 2010 - 11:10 am

How NOT To Hit On A Guy

Earlier this week, this old slut offered you some sagely advice on how to hit on a dude. None of it would ever encourage you to do what these…

Simcha | June 26, 2010 - 5:00 pm

Men: What They’re Really Thinking

Men are so mysterious! And while many find that enigmatic air sexy, others prefer to ask guys point-blank: “Do you have feelings?” And then videotape their answers. Here are…

Simcha | May 14, 2010 - 11:20 am

Justin Bieber’s Most Wooden Performance

This ventriloquist has got a case of Justin Bieber Fever thanks to Everything Is Terrible. The rosy cheeks! Those bangs! That track! It’s the best art imitating life imitating…

Simcha | May 12, 2010 - 6:10 pm

How To Get Celebs Drunk

Ever wondered what pops Steven Seagal’s cork? Well, thanks to this vid starring wino sommelier celebrities, you’ll know just what to pour to get their attention. [Everything Is Terrible]…

Simcha | March 25, 2010 - 12:20 pm

Holidays Are Stressful, Video Mash-Ups Are Funny

Between getting the perfect presents, handling your hangovers after holiday parties, family time, and seasonal snacking followed by weight gain, the holiday season puts a lot of pressure on…

Simcha | December 17, 2009 - 1:20 pm

Freedom Is Just Another Word For Pad

When I think of freedom I think of the good ol’ US of A, an open bar at a holiday party, heck, not ever wearing underwear! An inch-thick pad…

Simcha | December 17, 2009 - 12:10 pm

From The Makers Of Cat Massage Comes Dog Massage

Turns out our favorite crazy cat massage lady can’t resist dogs either! In this special lesson, she demonstrate how to give a doggie rubdown, using her furry “Fonzie” pup…

Simcha | November 6, 2009 - 1:10 pm

Seduction For Dummies

Dudes, you’ve practiced for hours kissing that Megan Fox photo you ripped outta Maxim and now you’re ready to make out with something with a pulse! But how do…

Simcha | October 26, 2009 - 4:59 pm

Infomercials From The Past: The Rejuvenator!

Manufacturers believe women will do anything to be young and beautiful — like wear the most terrifyingly Halloween-esque mask with electrode stimulators to “rejuvenate” themselves. Luckily Ghoul Skool…

Simcha | August 12, 2008 - 6:30 pm

Angela Lansbury Plays (With) Herself

If you thought soap star Brenda Dickson was crazy, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet! Angela Lansbury, best known as your grandmother’s favorite TV heroine in Murder She Wrote,…

Simcha | May 30, 2008 - 2:30 pm